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THE FIRST IMPROVEMENT TO TOILET PAPER SINCE THE 1880′S

 Friday, June 12th, 2009 at 10:15am by

This has absolutely nothing to do with metal, but everything to do with laughing your ass off. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. Keep in mind that it’s 100% real.

-AR

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  • wheelchairLOL

    Jesus Christ that is disgusting.

  • http://www.welovemetal.com We Love Metal

    wow, does it come with something to dig the paper out of there when it falls of the stick.

  • Prives

    HAHAHAHAHAHA Americans……!

    • Kevin

      I know.
      Fucking fat ass pigs

      • Get Crumpet Out of Ass

        Please go die both of you, I’m sure they’re just flying off the shelves…
        I’m amazed at the all things America can be called but if Americans say anything about the rest of the world they’re stupid ignorant Americans

        I’ve got news for you guys, making generalizations about a country makes you ignorant, Oh and it makes you sound like completely arrogant assholes.

        I’m not even patriotic and it pisses me off

        /rant off

      • rancidcorpse

        at least we arnt wiping our ass with our hands like like you fags

  • relaxiknowarchie

    Thanks! you have turned my day around with this one. buts honestly I really dont even want to know…..

    • relaxiknowarchie

      “Buts honestly” yikes nice Freudian slip there. haha.

  • Glorious Johnson

    why isnt the blonde demonstrating how she wipes her fecal covered ass

  • http://www.anlace.org Gothian

    Just what I need !!!!… the comfort wipe and the Get a grip is a killer combo !!!

  • SheWolf
  • http://lordsofmetal.nl/index.php?lang=en Cavorka

    THAT’S A LIE!!! Toilet paper HAS changed over the years: It’s softer, more sheets per rol AND it comes in a wide variety of colors!

    Funny commercial by the way, makes America seem dumber than ever….

  • d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n.

    I’d buy it if it came with that chick in the tub.

  • godmoney

    nooo… u cut off the toll free number!!

  • tjangles

    :45-:49

    WTF? people help you with taking a shit?

    • relaxiknowarchie

      the Queen of England has someone wipe her ass. Maybe she’d like one of these when that person is on vacation.

  • Byron W.

    Good christ….

    One day we’ll all suffer for horseshit like this….

  • sebascrub

    And George Costanza loses date-talk material

    • http://lordsofmetal.nl/index.php?lang=en Cavorka

      Awesome! Seinfeld rules heheh, ‘It got softer. More sheets per roll. Itt also comes in a wide variety of colors’
      He always had something with toilets, I bet he’d love this product :p

  • craver

    Holy crap, 18 inches!

  • Uglymicrowave

    Being fat has NO advantages!!!!!!!!!!!

    THEY NEED THIS TO REACH THERE ASSSHOLES!!!

  • http://myspace.com/obeydarklord mr_Izan

    I’m saving my money for the 3 seashells (demolition man joke)

    • http://myspace.com/motheater667 John MothEater

      No explanation needed.

  • Relaxiknowarchie

    Where did the video go?

  • lkgf09

    seriuosly who the fuck can name one advantage of being a morbidly obese fuck. it you a fucking stick to help you wipe your ass, then that should tell you there is no reason or any advantage to being a fat piece of shit.

  • 2kvlt4u

    Too bad dude from Waco Jesus didn’t direct the commercial.

  • myke

    wow way too off topic but fucking funny. i love the fat fucker stupid asshole

  • elvin

    Jeez…

  • http://www.myspace.com/uglydirge aaron m.

    “it’s as easy to use as a shower brush!”

    OH FUCK OH FUCK OH JESUS OH DEAR GOD

  • Jugglemonkey

    erm, yeah….. so, do we all use the same stick then? if not, that’s fecking expensive, or just plain disgusting….

  • Thor Jr.

    I wipe myself with a rag on a stick……

  • http://myspace.com/motheater667 John MothEater

    Infomercials are more entertaining than most actual tv shows now a days. That was some funny shit. Kudos to you my friends.

  • b-rad

    i think i need to buy one because i nearly shit myself laughing so hard!