Comments on: JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: DAATH’S EYAL LEVI ON STRIP CLUBS http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/15/jumping-darkness-parade-daaths-eyal-levi-on-strip-clubs/ IS FOR LOVERS Fri, 10 Feb 2012 21:01:34 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Thomas "Tommystix" Lovelace http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/15/jumping-darkness-parade-daaths-eyal-levi-on-strip-clubs/#comment-244129 Thomas "Tommystix" Lovelace Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:13:35 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=15987#comment-244129 Eyal.. YOUR'E NOT JUST PREACHIN' TO THE CHOIR your'e straight spot-on.. the only time i bagged a stripper was OUTSIDE the club... much more fun and didnt need drugs ta do it.. just a little kama sutra and..well the rest is history Eyal.. YOUR’E NOT JUST PREACHIN’ TO THE CHOIR your’e straight spot-on.. the only time i bagged a stripper was OUTSIDE the club…
much more fun and didnt need drugs ta do it.. just a little kama sutra and..well the rest is history

]]> By: Mancubus http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/15/jumping-darkness-parade-daaths-eyal-levi-on-strip-clubs/#comment-239741 Mancubus Tue, 16 Jun 2009 08:03:58 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=15987#comment-239741 And given that there are sites where you can porn free through less than legal means, strip clubs are that much useless. At the same time, hookers and porn are really just things to hold you over until you actually find somebody more permanent. And given that there are sites where you can porn free through less than legal means, strip clubs are that much useless. At the same time, hookers and porn are really just things to hold you over until you actually find somebody more permanent.

]]> By: Laitham http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/15/jumping-darkness-parade-daaths-eyal-levi-on-strip-clubs/#comment-239740 Laitham Tue, 16 Jun 2009 07:59:44 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=15987#comment-239740 WHAT?!?! the insanity. Well i see alot of very obvious votes for a "no" in the strip club scene.. but lets reflect on the *importance* and social impact that these wonderful tit taverns have bestowed upon our existence. Sure, The glorious wonderment of hand-jobs in VIP, the intoxicating smell of alcohol, ass-sweat and fresh lawn shavings from the spanish guy at the next booth, The low rumble of the D.J.'s command to the next dancer to her appropriated stage,.. the melodious hum of the repeated "want a dance handsome" uttered from every faceless pair of milk-muffins within 20 feet of you. Yes. These things are very tantilizing and a wonderful draw.. But again. we are forgetting what is really *important* about a Strip Club... Carpet. that's right highly sophisticated intricacies of what appears to be a fifth grade crochet class wreaking its havoc on my optical paradise. The Carpet is the foundation of a Strip Club. Have you even really looked at the carpet. i MEAN REALLY looked at the carpet?. its like a 2d version of PeeWee Herman's mind .. I mean.. isn't that the reason everyone goes? huh. Well as I fail to be an improvement on this page, Ill go back to my exciting life of mimicking a fish turd,.. and just float on by. WHAT?!?! the insanity. Well i see alot of very obvious votes for a “no” in the strip club scene.. but lets reflect on the *importance* and social impact that these wonderful tit taverns have bestowed upon our existence.
Sure, The glorious wonderment of hand-jobs in VIP, the intoxicating smell of alcohol, ass-sweat and fresh lawn shavings from the spanish guy at the next booth, The low rumble of the D.J.’s command to the next dancer to her appropriated stage,.. the melodious hum of the repeated “want a dance handsome” uttered from every faceless pair of milk-muffins within 20 feet of you. Yes. These things are very tantilizing and a wonderful draw.. But again. we are forgetting what is really *important* about a Strip Club… Carpet. that’s right highly sophisticated intricacies of what appears to be a fifth grade crochet class wreaking its havoc on my optical paradise. The Carpet is the foundation of a Strip Club. Have you even really looked at the carpet. i MEAN REALLY looked at the carpet?. its like a 2d version of PeeWee Herman’s mind .. I mean.. isn’t that the reason everyone goes?

huh.

Well as I fail to be an improvement on this page, Ill go back to my exciting life of mimicking a fish turd,.. and just float on by.

]]> By: Laitham http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/15/jumping-darkness-parade-daaths-eyal-levi-on-strip-clubs/#comment-239739 Laitham Tue, 16 Jun 2009 07:57:46 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=15987#comment-239739 WHAT?!?! the insanity. Well i see alot of very obvious votes for a "no" in the strip club scene.. but lets reflect on the *importance* and social impact that these wonderful tit taverns have bestowed upon our existence. Sure, The glorious wonderment of hand-jobs in VIP, the intoxicating smell of alcohol, ass-sweat and fresh lawn shavings from the spanish guy at the next booth, The low rumble of the D.J.'s command to the next dancer to her appropriated stage,.. the melodious hum of the repeated "want a dance handsome" uttered from every faceless pair of milk-muffins within 20 feet of you. Yes. These things are very tantilizing and a wonderful draw.. But again. we are forgetting what is really *important* about a Strip Club... Carpet. that's right highly sophisticated intricacies of what appears to be a fifth grade crochet class wreaking its havoc on my optical paradise. The Carpet is the foundation of a Strip Club. .. I mean.. isn't that the reason everyone goes? huh. Well as I fail to be an improvement on this page, Ill go back to my exciting life of mimicing a fish turd,.. and just float on by. WHAT?!?! the insanity. Well i see alot of very obvious votes for a “no” in the strip club scene.. but lets reflect on the *importance* and social impact that these wonderful tit taverns have bestowed upon our existence.
Sure, The glorious wonderment of hand-jobs in VIP, the intoxicating smell of alcohol, ass-sweat and fresh lawn shavings from the spanish guy at the next booth, The low rumble of the D.J.’s command to the next dancer to her appropriated stage,.. the melodious hum of the repeated “want a dance handsome” uttered from every faceless pair of milk-muffins within 20 feet of you. Yes. These things are very tantilizing and a wonderful draw.. But again. we are forgetting what is really *important* about a Strip Club… Carpet. that’s right highly sophisticated intricacies of what appears to be a fifth grade crochet class wreaking its havoc on my optical paradise. The Carpet is the foundation of a Strip Club. .. I mean.. isn’t that the reason everyone goes?

huh.

Well as I fail to be an improvement on this page, Ill go back to my exciting life of mimicing a fish turd,.. and just float on by.

]]> By: Dylan http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/15/jumping-darkness-parade-daaths-eyal-levi-on-strip-clubs/#comment-239729 Dylan Tue, 16 Jun 2009 07:32:18 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=15987#comment-239729 Sounds like an experience I might thoroughly enjoy... From what I've heard, The Claremont is not your typical 3 ring, tranz-ies happen to be my fav-ies btw, any chance they would have one on staff? Sounds like an experience I might thoroughly enjoy…
From what I’ve heard, The Claremont is not your typical 3 ring, tranz-ies happen to be my fav-ies btw, any chance they would have one on staff?

]]> By: Eyal Levi http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/15/jumping-darkness-parade-daaths-eyal-levi-on-strip-clubs/#comment-239727 Eyal Levi Tue, 16 Jun 2009 07:19:05 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=15987#comment-239727 Fair enough - If you're in the mood to be really laugh at some pathetic people, which is always a great time, a strip club is as good as any Anyone who goes to Atlanta needs to experience the Cleremont Lounge for that reason alone Fair enough – If you’re in the mood to be really laugh at some pathetic people, which is always a great time, a strip club is as good as any

Anyone who goes to Atlanta needs to experience the Cleremont Lounge for that reason alone

]]> By: Dylan http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/15/jumping-darkness-parade-daaths-eyal-levi-on-strip-clubs/#comment-239724 Dylan Tue, 16 Jun 2009 06:48:35 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=15987#comment-239724 Ok, I will partially agree... It is somewhat of a waste, however, you cant deny the absolute hilarity of some of the "entertainers" and/or patrons, it's almost worth the cover and an over-priced cocktail just to witness the goings-on of the whole strip club environment. Whether it's the ridiculous boob-zilla or ominous franken-boobie (reminds me of those creepy bug-eyed gold fish), that 100 something dude right off the front of the stage using his S.S. check to find a lil pinch and tickle or BEST EVER the gal that came with a few dudes from the office. The, Caution: Slippery when Shit-faced chick who's hot for all the strippers because she's trashed and in a drunken stupor is making a fantastic ass out of herself forcing awkward lap dances on her coworkers in a Jager stained pencil skirt... These things are entertaining to me :), I cant help it, I prefer to laugh at other ppls expense, especially these ppl... I'm speaking from a female perspective though so what the hell do I know, but all in all, at-least one good laugh is to be had regardless... Ok, I will partially agree… It is somewhat of a waste, however, you cant deny the absolute hilarity of some of the “entertainers” and/or patrons, it’s almost worth the cover and an over-priced cocktail just to witness the goings-on of the whole strip club environment. Whether it’s the ridiculous boob-zilla or ominous franken-boobie (reminds me of those creepy bug-eyed gold fish), that 100 something dude right off the front of the stage using his S.S. check to find a lil pinch and tickle or BEST EVER the gal that came with a few dudes from the office. The, Caution: Slippery when Shit-faced chick who’s hot for all the strippers because she’s trashed and in a drunken stupor is making a fantastic ass out of herself forcing awkward lap dances on her coworkers in a Jager stained pencil skirt… These things are entertaining to me :), I cant help it, I prefer to laugh at other ppls expense, especially these ppl… I’m speaking from a female perspective though so what the hell do I know, but all in all, at-least one good laugh is to be had regardless…

]]> By: plumber http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/15/jumping-darkness-parade-daaths-eyal-levi-on-strip-clubs/#comment-239699 plumber Tue, 16 Jun 2009 04:05:16 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=15987#comment-239699 Seconded....cheers, my friend. Booze and titties! Seconded….cheers, my friend. Booze and titties!

]]> By: DecrystallizingReason http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/15/jumping-darkness-parade-daaths-eyal-levi-on-strip-clubs/#comment-239654 DecrystallizingReason Tue, 16 Jun 2009 02:08:15 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=15987#comment-239654 YES. THANK YOU. YES. THANK YOU.

]]> By: The Hate Machine http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/15/jumping-darkness-parade-daaths-eyal-levi-on-strip-clubs/#comment-239613 The Hate Machine Tue, 16 Jun 2009 00:16:46 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=15987#comment-239613 the town where pop's is nothing but strip clubs and nightclubs. the town next door is nothing but strip clubs ,sex shops, hookers ,massage parlors and crooked cops to go with a healthy dose of gangbangers. There are so many murders in that area that they dont even report on the news about them. All you touring bands take notice,do NOT leave your gear unattended or walk around that part of Illinois without protection. the town where pop’s is nothing but strip clubs and nightclubs. the town next door is nothing but strip clubs ,sex shops, hookers ,massage parlors and crooked cops to go with a healthy dose of gangbangers. There are so many murders in that area that they dont even report on the news about them. All you touring bands take notice,do NOT leave your gear unattended or walk around that part of Illinois without protection.

]]> By: EarthIsGay http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/15/jumping-darkness-parade-daaths-eyal-levi-on-strip-clubs/#comment-239538 EarthIsGay Mon, 15 Jun 2009 22:32:33 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=15987#comment-239538 Strip clubs are awesome. Right behind a 5 dollar hot ready from Little ceasars, a dollar for 2 titties in your face is the best deal in the world. Strip clubs are awesome. Right behind a 5 dollar hot ready from Little ceasars, a dollar for 2 titties in your face is the best deal in the world.

]]> By: Bossstop http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/15/jumping-darkness-parade-daaths-eyal-levi-on-strip-clubs/#comment-239469 Bossstop Mon, 15 Jun 2009 21:06:32 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=15987#comment-239469 Strip clubs strip clubs ahh a lot of of beautiful young men dancing around naked What? Strip clubs with women how gay what is the world come to Aiieeeeee!! Strip clubs strip clubs ahh a lot of of beautiful young men dancing around naked What? Strip clubs with women how gay what is the world come to Aiieeeeee!!

]]> By: canea http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/15/jumping-darkness-parade-daaths-eyal-levi-on-strip-clubs/#comment-239420 canea Mon, 15 Jun 2009 19:34:10 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=15987#comment-239420 yes, please. yes, please.

]]> By: Tyler http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/15/jumping-darkness-parade-daaths-eyal-levi-on-strip-clubs/#comment-239404 Tyler Mon, 15 Jun 2009 18:47:52 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=15987#comment-239404 AMEN. AMEN.

]]> By: The Mighty Fucking Quinn http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/15/jumping-darkness-parade-daaths-eyal-levi-on-strip-clubs/#comment-239392 The Mighty Fucking Quinn Mon, 15 Jun 2009 18:07:33 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=15987#comment-239392 I agree.Luckily, I put a ring on the finger of a lady who is not a psycho twat.Moreover, my lady likes ladies.So regardless, there is a pay off, in my case at least. TMFQ FTW! I agree.Luckily, I put a ring on the finger of a lady who is not a psycho twat.Moreover, my lady likes ladies.So regardless, there is a pay off, in my case at least. TMFQ FTW!

]]> By: Fucktard http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/15/jumping-darkness-parade-daaths-eyal-levi-on-strip-clubs/#comment-239385 Fucktard Mon, 15 Jun 2009 17:46:10 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=15987#comment-239385 I know most of you fuckers are probably gonna laugh your asses off at this, but…. I use to be the valet at a strip club. It was not an enjoyable experience. I’m leaving it at that… You are more then right about every word you said Eyal. I know most of you fuckers are probably gonna laugh your asses off at this, but…. I use to be the valet at a strip club. It was not an enjoyable experience. I’m leaving it at that… You are more then right about every word you said Eyal.

]]> By: ÅÅÅ! http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/15/jumping-darkness-parade-daaths-eyal-levi-on-strip-clubs/#comment-239381 ÅÅÅ! Mon, 15 Jun 2009 17:25:43 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=15987#comment-239381 learn2 DÅÅTH amerifags! learn2 DÅÅTH amerifags!

]]> By: Daniel http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/15/jumping-darkness-parade-daaths-eyal-levi-on-strip-clubs/#comment-239376 Daniel Mon, 15 Jun 2009 17:20:24 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=15987#comment-239376 I still enjoy going to a strip club eveery now and then, if I'mgoing to spend mymoney on alcohol I might as well watch some boobs while I'm doing it, right? I still enjoy going to a strip club eveery now and then, if I’mgoing to spend mymoney on alcohol I might as well watch some boobs while I’m doing it, right?

]]> By: ashley http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/15/jumping-darkness-parade-daaths-eyal-levi-on-strip-clubs/#comment-239360 ashley Mon, 15 Jun 2009 16:33:48 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=15987#comment-239360 Not to make a sweeping judgment, but a chick that's into you is way better than a chick that's into you because it's her job. Agreed, Eyal. Not to make a sweeping judgment, but a chick that’s into you is way better than a chick that’s into you because it’s her job. Agreed, Eyal.

]]> By: Jesse Flip http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/15/jumping-darkness-parade-daaths-eyal-levi-on-strip-clubs/#comment-239357 Jesse Flip Mon, 15 Jun 2009 16:24:13 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=15987#comment-239357 I'm on the same page, Eyal. I’m on the same page, Eyal.

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