Now I’m looking forward to the Anthrax and Slayer record…time for three of the four horsemen to stroke the labia of greatness.

Worst Megadave songtitle ever?

And it’s about Lord Of The Rings? Christ… he’s only 20 years late there.

Here’s what Dave needs to do. He needs to totally embrace the fact that he is old. Grow a scraggly grey beard (yes I spell grey the English way). Write slower songs that are dark, moody, and introspective. You’d think a recovering alcoholic who did coke, heroin, and crack would have a lot of interesting things to say. But no, Dave just whines about being born again and how bad the UN is. Lame lame lame.

His heart isn’t into thrash anymore, and really hasn’t been for at least a decade. I remember seeing him on MTV2 almost ten years ago when it was only on in college towns and him talking about how he likes Jamiroquai and Shakespears’ Sister. What a fag! Let’s be realistic, he probably isn’t into metal anymore. Oh well, people get old, they change. The man rides horses for fuck’s sake. You tell me you are on divorce number two with a mansion, a BMW, and horses in your back yard and you are going to make the same angry metal you did when you were 19 and broke drinking Old Grandad straight from the bottle and passing out on the floor of your studio apartment in the ghetto?

So yeah, fuck new Megadeth. So how does Slayer do it?

Without trying to say that one is better than the other (we all have our opinions), it seems to me that Overkill has done better than any others at maintaining their integrity while still developing their sound. I mean, their latest doesn’t sound like they did 20+ years ago, but it’s unmistakable thrash — and pretty good thrash at that.

and I’m definitely looking forward to “Endgame”. I love United Abominations, not only was it a huge improvement over System, but it was a huge improvement over anything done post-1992. I’m even more stoked since I heard that clup from the new song “Headcrusher”.

Megadeth’s last releases sucked donkey’s ass (especially TSHF), United Abominations was a step in the right direction, but it’s still an average album at best. Hopefully Chris Broderick will have positive influence on the Endgame. Btw the only social group that I hate more than born-again rockers, are born-again pornstars.

Anthrax’s only good album is The Greater of Two Evils. Belladonna was fucking annoying, but with him they wrote good songs. Bush is a great singer, but the albums with him suck.

Slayer is fuckin’ boring, releasing the same stuff every couple of years.

And Testament is the most consistent thrash band, releasing only at least solid metal albums though none of them was truly exceptional. But they always managed to deliver decent slab of metal.

That is all.