Comments on: THE ONION A/V CLUB GOES METAL! http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/18/the-onion-av-club-goes-metal/ IS FOR LOVERS Fri, 10 Feb 2012 21:01:34 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Metal Fuckin' Dave http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/18/the-onion-av-club-goes-metal/#comment-243754 Metal Fuckin' Dave Mon, 22 Jun 2009 13:29:49 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=16468#comment-243754 I don't even think they sell the Onion withing 50 miles of where I live in Ohio. I wish to hell I could find it though...funny shit. I don’t even think they sell the Onion withing 50 miles of where I live in Ohio. I wish to hell I could find it though…funny shit.

]]> By: hibernum http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/18/the-onion-av-club-goes-metal/#comment-242769 hibernum Sat, 20 Jun 2009 01:14:40 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=16468#comment-242769 You don't think the Onion is mainstream? There is an Onion kiosk on every street corner and a stand in every store. Fucking idiot. You don’t think the Onion is mainstream? There is an Onion kiosk on every street corner and a stand in every store. Fucking idiot.

]]> By: Noel http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/18/the-onion-av-club-goes-metal/#comment-242665 Noel Fri, 19 Jun 2009 23:49:48 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=16468#comment-242665 how the fuck is the onion mainstream? you got yo head up your ass if you think the fucking ONION, the paper that reutinely writes extremely sexual and \or violent articules, and keep in mind, the fruggin back page is covered with phone girls and an explicit sex advice column. i mean, metal is in our malls, commertials, tv shows, and you think when its in the onion thats one mainstream? What does that mean? Dude, do you know how rich metallica is? Shit, you mentioned lamb of god...they fuckin got to #1 on the charts for fuck sake! if anything sucks, its you. how the fuck is the onion mainstream? you got yo head up your ass if you think the fucking ONION, the paper that reutinely writes extremely sexual and \or violent articules, and keep in mind, the fruggin back page is covered with phone girls and an explicit sex advice column. i mean, metal is in our malls, commertials, tv shows, and you think when its in the onion thats one mainstream? What does that mean? Dude, do you know how rich metallica is? Shit, you mentioned lamb of god…they fuckin got to #1 on the charts for fuck sake! if anything sucks, its you.

]]> By: Jackson http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/18/the-onion-av-club-goes-metal/#comment-242180 Jackson Fri, 19 Jun 2009 13:17:02 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=16468#comment-242180 they already did with the chicken band that was kind of like slipknot a year or two ago. Not that slipknot are really metal, but same concept they already did with the chicken band that was kind of like slipknot a year or two ago. Not that slipknot are really metal, but same concept

]]> By: hibernum http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/18/the-onion-av-club-goes-metal/#comment-241952 hibernum Fri, 19 Jun 2009 02:11:30 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=16468#comment-241952 This is sad. I'll say it. When it goes mainstream, you know it is over. It is like how you knew disco was dead with "disco duck". You know this has gotten too big for its britches when the Onion starts to review it. The Onion is written by hipster fags who all listened to the Strokes 10 years ago, the White Stripes 5 years ago, and Mastadon today. Next thing you know you'll turn on the TV and Burger King will have a commercial with some band that sounds just like Lamb of God selling Whoppers. WHOPPERS OF DOOM!!! Yeah, its coming. Its over. Deal with it. This is sad. I’ll say it. When it goes mainstream, you know it is over. It is like how you knew disco was dead with “disco duck”. You know this has gotten too big for its britches when the Onion starts to review it. The Onion is written by hipster fags who all listened to the Strokes 10 years ago, the White Stripes 5 years ago, and Mastadon today. Next thing you know you’ll turn on the TV and Burger King will have a commercial with some band that sounds just like Lamb of God selling Whoppers. WHOPPERS OF DOOM!!! Yeah, its coming. Its over. Deal with it.

]]> By: phale http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/18/the-onion-av-club-goes-metal/#comment-241800 phale Thu, 18 Jun 2009 22:45:11 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=16468#comment-241800 aw, i coulda got cred for pointing this out last week? also, the onion av club =/= the onion. totally different writers and mission. aw, i coulda got cred for pointing this out last week?

also, the onion av club =/= the onion. totally different writers and mission.

]]> By: Dr.J http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/18/the-onion-av-club-goes-metal/#comment-241738 Dr.J Thu, 18 Jun 2009 21:51:30 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=16468#comment-241738 Surprised by the mostly metal comments. Surprised by the mostly metal comments.

]]> By: Mike http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/18/the-onion-av-club-goes-metal/#comment-241668 Mike Thu, 18 Jun 2009 20:47:38 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=16468#comment-241668 I'm glad to hear this, most heavy metal went unreviewed and uncovered except for basic bands (Metallica's new album was reviewed) as well as some shots in the dark (Neurosis and Dead Child). Hope it doesn't suck. I’m glad to hear this, most heavy metal went unreviewed and uncovered except for basic bands (Metallica’s new album was reviewed) as well as some shots in the dark (Neurosis and Dead Child). Hope it doesn’t suck.

]]> By: yanky http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/18/the-onion-av-club-goes-metal/#comment-241568 yanky Thu, 18 Jun 2009 18:33:31 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=16468#comment-241568 its the only unbiased newspaper in ny welcome to the metal club its the only unbiased newspaper in ny
welcome to the metal club

]]> By: Sammy http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/18/the-onion-av-club-goes-metal/#comment-241566 Sammy Thu, 18 Jun 2009 18:32:54 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=16468#comment-241566 The Onion is not really MSM. It's brilliant humorist fake "news". The Onion is not really MSM. It’s brilliant humorist fake “news”.

]]> By: Elitist Fuck http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/18/the-onion-av-club-goes-metal/#comment-241560 Elitist Fuck Thu, 18 Jun 2009 18:21:42 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=16468#comment-241560 Here I was, thinking that The Onion was pretty damn kvlt, and you guys had to ruin it. Here I was, thinking that The Onion was pretty damn kvlt, and you guys had to ruin it.

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