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What the fuck??

AS THOUGH A BACH/JASTA TEAM-UP WASN’T WEIRD ENOUGH…

 Monday, June 22nd, 2009 at 3:33pm by

j5Sebastian Bach sent out this tweet a little earlier today:

working on full demo cd to send to @john5guitarist 2 c where we’re @, then write more tunes till we r ready to enter studio 4 new CD! #fb21 minutes ago from txt

Alright, so Baz’s new record will have John 5 playing songs written by Jamey Jasta? Is it possible Sebastian is working on the single fucking weirdest metal record ever made?

-AR

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  • Kye

    I actually think that’s far more fitting than Jasta. Not to mention J5 is a badass guitar player and he could potentially make Bach have a good record.

  • http://www.roxwel.com Pick-Axe Bobby

    I’ll be shocked if this album is even listenable.

  • groverXIII

    I doubt I will listen to anything Sebastian Bach does, but John 5 can fucking shred. His solo stuff is great, and shows just how much his talent was wasted with Marilyn Manson and Rob Zombie.

  • lolwut

    he wasnt bad with manson they just played easy heavy stuff his work with zombie isnt as heavy unless they play older songs and his solo work can stand on its own feet

  • Ziltoid

    This will be the worst album ever.

  • Sammy

    Okay, that settles it. I’m buying one of those CD guitar trainer devices that allows you to mute the vocals.

  • sYgnal

    I saw some videos from John 5 on youtube… He’s got some great licks for someone that has played with mostly mediocre musicians.He’s definitely no Ron Jarzombek… But, what I can’t understand is why he would continue that tradition with Sebastian Bach. Maybe there is some money to be made but talk about smudging your resume…Ugh. I’m almost absolutely sure that this album will suck donkey balls.

    • Ziltoid

      You get many points for mentioning Ron Jarzombek. Too many people here probably don’t know who he is.

      • Sammy

        Wow, you have Google too??

      • jantje138

        While it actually makes a lot more sense to mention his brother, Bobby, since he is playing with Bach. So Bach sure knows who to pick.

    • stu1

      I’m guessing because they’re friends.

  • Fufkin

    Well if the album’s no good, keep your receipt – you can always take it Bach to the store.

    • Ziltoid

      If I flush it down the toilet, I hope it doesn’t get clogged and Bach up.

      • Rik

        I’m guessing the album will actually sound better played Bachwards.

  • xXxDarkfoxXx

    I have a wierd feeling that this will be a decent album.

  • http://www.TheMetalReporter.net TMR

    @Sammy:

    “Okay, that settles it. I’m buying one of those CD guitar trainer devices that allows you to mute the vocals.”

    Best solution for so many records!

    “Wow, you have Google too??”

    LMAO!!!

  • http://www.welovemetal.com We Love Metal

    So one is going to sing about fucking a girl in the back of his car while the other is going to be playing guitar about blood pooling on the floor….wow