Comments on: LIFE POOPS ON JANI LANE

By: We Love Metal

We Love Metal — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 13:58:50 +0000

I think this is one of the greatest posts ever. I’m still laughing because I can picture Jani living on that bench in a few years.

By: Glenn

Glenn — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 21:34:55 +0000

What does cherry pie have to do with Arby’s. Yes, I know the subtext, but still, didn’t someone in the marketing meeting raise their hand and say, “Um, guys, why is the food ‘cherry pie’ being given to our viewers when we’re trying to sell sandwiches? There has *got* to be another chauvinistic song we could use…” But maybe no one felt comfortable raising such an obvious point.

By: Dr.J

Dr.J — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:01:49 +0000

which, by all appearances, may very well be the case

By: sYgnal

sYgnal — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 16:59:12 +0000

Dude, why would you even drag Warrant into this mess considering they were okay with Jamie St.James(Black-N-Blue) & now,supposedly, better with Robert Mason(Lynch Mob). It’s not their fault that Jani Lane is a f*cking alcoholic.

By: jason

jason — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 16:52:24 +0000

It would be so much easier to bag on the guy if he was experiencing some kind of career second wind (a la Michaels) but this is just sad. Even I am above kicking this pathetic soul while he’s down.

By: yourma

yourma — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 16:41:36 +0000

Im so hungry I could eat at Arby’s!

By: jwean

jwean — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 16:03:44 +0000

At least heaven isn’t too far away