LONGEST BREAKDOWN EVER?
Monday, June 22nd, 2009 at 2:00pm by Axl RosenbergWhen MetalSucks Maniac Jon Dolente e-mailed us to tell us about a song that “starts off as a breakdown, then [has] a breakdown on that breakdown, then [adds] another breakdown on that breakdown,” I assumed he was sending us a song by Bury Your Dead.
As it turns out, it was whatever this piece of crap is. Nice vagina in the artwork, though.
Okay, all I really wanna know is: is this wigger slam?
-AR
Dude, don’t fuck with these guys, after all they butter their bread… with butter
thats fucking badass man. i wouldnt dare try to do something like that. buttering bread with butter is way to kool for me
horrible.
pure noise. bree bree.
I’m still on the fence as to whether or not “wigger slam” is a real thing, but I DO know that any band which calls itself We Butter The Bread With Butter is definitely fucking with you.
I DO know that any band which calls itself We Butter The Bread With Butter is definitely fucking with you.
hahaha truth
i just listened to a couple of there other songs and aparently they have breakdowns!! i wouldnt have know if they hadnt told me in the song!!
Is the vocalist singing through his colostomy hole?
It is definitely NOT wigger slam. This band is whatever the fuck Waking the Cadaver is(i.e. shitty). They want to be wigger slam but they aren’t.
I thought the consensus was that WTC was wigger slam? Perhaps bad wiggers slam, but wigger slam none the less.
Im assuming that you like wigger slam? What bands could you suggest to check out?
“bad wiggers slam”
only bad wiggers slam, huh
Devourment, Abominable Putridity, and Human Mastication are probably my 3 favorites.
Bad wigger slam?
Are you implying that there’s good wigger slam?
I like Devourment but the whole idea of the “Slam” genre(if there is such a thing) was just a total rip from suffocation and dying fetus
Its not a ‘rip’. Its called ‘influenced.’ Idiot.
doesn’t change the fact that most slam sounds like a poor emulation of Suffocation
if its shitty deathcore made by wiggers with a minimum of 3 wiggerish arm movements per song, then its wigger slam
Win
duuuuude, no way… it’s still death core!!! wigger slam’s all about groove, just listen to the heavy grooves of the bands ravager listed and compare it to this wiggery business. aside from wearing similarly wigger-y clothes there’s little to no hardcore posturing in wigger slam, there’s no “core” to slam. that the differece… however, there are bands that combine deathcore breakdowns and (wigger) slam grooves, begging for incest, ingested, abacinate to name a few of thousands… i guess that’s what WTC does too! anyway, someone has already been assigned to butter my bread…
g’s spot on
awesome vocals lol
BREEE BREEEEEEE BREEEEE BROOOOOOOOOOO BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACH BREEEEEEEEEE
Sounds like water going down the drain.
Fucking spot on. Hahahaa
that is exactly what this sounds like…obv this band is a fucking joke
breakdowns makes me come…wish there were real lyrics in here
poopy
Fuck I hate wiggers. Why would anybody try to be black? And the song was horrible.
Well, it sure beats the hell out of Tool.
I keed,
But no, seriously, Tool sucks.
I couldn’t agree more. We share a common bond, an extreme hate for Tool. If it was a choice between this crap and Tool, I would go with this garbage. Tool is just unlikeable.
In a world full of retarted sub genre names i think wigger slam has to be without a doubt the dumbest thing I have ever heard. I hate stupid made up sub genre names. anybody else hate these retarted dumb labels and names?
I hate them but on the other hand they are funny as hell sometimes. Wigger slam like WTC is fucking horrible though I have to admit.
Wigger Slam may be the funniest and most appropriate name for a sub-genre ever.
I enjoyed this song and listened to it several times. All the new max extreme hardxcorex metal that comes out should sound like this.
You are a fag who knows nothing about metal. Fuck off.
I second that notion…That song was simply awful..I’d rather shave my ears of with a belt sander than listen to that ever again.
I think your sarcasm detector is broken, you should get it fixed
Don’t worry, I got your joke.
unfortunatley this type of shit would kill at all the venues near me, in virginia. This type of shit is what kids want, shit they can throw their arms in circles around to instead of moshing. It really sucks for anyone who wants to be in a legitament metal band, because all the fucking scene kids just stare in anger waiting for something they can hardcore dance too. FUCK HARDCORE, FUCK BREAKDOWNS, FUCK SCENE KIDS
Agreed. Fuck them.
I live in a small texas town. We only have one active music promoter, and all he books is scene shit. If I want to go to a concert, my options are either drive 300 miles to the nearest large city or treat myself to a local show consisting of Brokencyde, IWABO, and Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza.
I don’t go to concerts often.
world of warcraft isnt that bad a song cept for the electronic elements
Emmure – Sound Wave Superior
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFcBy1aaBu8
An even FUCKING LONGER BREAKDOWN/SONG. The entire thing is “wigger slam” breakdown crap.
Lol. I wont even bother, I heard one Emmure song one time and it scarred me for life (in a bad way).
Just watch it. The video itself is so fucking hilarious. “Touch guy” boxing, the vocalist looks like a genuine guido, and then some random “hot chicks” come in at the end of the video. The definition of cliched and unoriginal.
I’ve never actually heard Emmure. It’s always existed as an entity created by Lambgoat commenters to represent all that is wrong with metal today. I’m not sure if I want to listen to them, it would be like finding out that Santa is just your dad ham-handedly wrapping presents under a Christmas tree and then getting drunk and eating all of the cookies while watching A Christmas Story marathon.
My god that band sucks!
That video was fucking hilarious. The singer was too funny.
Yeah this is much better then Tool…
Whaaaaaat?
And what the fuck is a wigger slam?
Wigger slam is just deathcore. A damn funny name for it, and sometimes very accurate, but just a joke name.
not true, wigger slam is slam metal performed by wiggers. death core is completely different, although often also performed by pseudo wiggers.
i thought it was alright
Your gay then. Learn metal.
I only lasted 30 seconds into the clip. Maybe it’d be easier on the ears if there were actually vocals…
Oh Germany…
This whole ‘wigger slam’ cobblers was created by kids messing around on some forums. It’s just a comedy name for deathcore, nothing more.
And WBTBWB are terrible.
Obviously nobody here has ever listened to Devourment.
Are you fucking kidding me?
LMFAO
Production is shit.
Oh, and longest breakdown ever is the Oceano album “Depths”
this band is the shit
musically they are terrible
but for pure lulz i cant think of a better band like it
BREEE WEEE WEEE
oh and they are german…do they have wiggers in germany???
not to mention the 2 members of the band look like total nerds
It really looks like a vagina!!!!
Why am I suddenly hungry for pulled pork?
I like Tool.
There it is, I said it.
Could someone now please call me “gay”, “fag” or whatever homophobic titles you have for people who dare to have a different opinion? C’mon, I know you want to!
I won’t even bother. You already proved that you are highly gay by listening to tool in the first place.
gimme tool over megadeth any day…
I finally did it! Being called “gay” on the internet has been my goal for so long! Even “highly gay”"! Whatever that’s supposed to mean… Gonna ask Rob Halford about it…
oh yea, liking tool is really stepping out on a limb there.
This is like that druid stuff — shit, forgot the name of the group…
When you say “Druid Stuff” that makes me think of Sunn O)))) because of the droning nature of this song…
BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)))M
I don’t hear what the stink is. It’s not good, sure, but if the time signature was only slightly more varied they’d sound like Meshugga or if they slowed it down they’d sound like Esoteric. I kinda like that low rumble though, it just sounds cool regardless if it’s a good song or not.
and the breakdowns arent even good
Shit, dude! Ever tried to google what you’re talking about?
WBTBWB is a parody band done by two guys. This is pure bullshit…
you’re right, this is just a parody band from germany, who makes fun of all that shitty breakdown after breakdown stuff.
I don’t like parody bands though…
Nah dude! It’s that Wigger Slam Yo
Listening to this and Waking the Cadaver reminds me of shitty Broken Hope, and Broken Hope wasn’t the greatest band to begin with (though they definitely had their moments).
this sounds like direah set to music
interesting, i was just able to document the exact date and time that i lost faith in humanity…hooray
Quit hatin’! My wife and I like to fuck to this song.
WHAT HAPPENED TO METAL
What happened to my weed!!!??
Dudes,
this band is from germany and seriously don’t take them serious. I’m not saying their good but they do this for fun. they just make grindcore or in this case wigger slam versions of german folk songs.
So it might be bad but still fun….from their point of view….in some kind of way….still pretty hyped over here……ah….okay…..I don’t even know why I tried to defend them…….you’re right…….any wigger over here likes them ’cause their name is sooooooooo “funny”………yeah……..they suck!!!!
but hey…..let’s listen to the new darkest hour album!!! they rock!!!
Fail.
Double fail. What a goof. Germany sucks. Sieg hail!
Darkest hour also sucks.
ain’t that the truth…
wigger slam? You assholes actually came up with wigger slam as a name? You fucking idiots. I hate all of you. Ever one of you assholes that are actually debating this…fuck you
I haven’t heard someone use the term “wigger” in 15 years. I am not joking.
However, if anyone flails their little pussy arms in the air and start kicking when I’m near, yes, we know what to do with you little assholes.
start a band, play long breakdowns, and on stage have a wheel barrow full of bricks that you’ll throw at those assholes. You wanna “hardcore dance,” I’ll make it hard core.
You are a fucking idiot dude. Although I agree with your hate for the hardcore dancing, I think you must be a wigger yourself, thus deeming you as a gay fag. Breakdowns are gay. How could you have not heard the term wigger in 15 years? Are you blind? They are multiplying by the day. Open your eyes you little queer.
You need to calm the hell down too.
I think you need to calm the hell down, “wigger slam” is a derogatory term for the genre. Metal-Inquisition coined it.
this is better than waking the cadaver. only just tho.
The wikipedia page for Wigger Slam is back up, please contribute
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wigger_slam
I really appreciate the main melody and its harmonic development. The chorus needs work, though.
okay WBTBWB consist of two guys,. who mostly make the music digitally, and yeah its a joke band, like we came with broken teeth,.. the metal is very “bree”zy
You are all gay,
This band is bullshit,
They have one good riff in their entire cd,
There is no such thing as wiggerslam,
It’s just a term for gayboys that don’t like deathcore because they’ve only heard gay shit like this and wtc,
Deathcore or any heavy music takes much more talent than any fucking other genre of music
Tool is bullshit
YOU guys are bullshit
And this site is bullshit
DONE
who fucking cares? it’s probably worse than this garbage assaulting my ears right now…
Megadeth sucks dude. Go do some more coke with faggot mustaine you homo.