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LONGEST BREAKDOWN EVER?

 Monday, June 22nd, 2009 at 2:00pm by

When MetalSucks Maniac Jon Dolente e-mailed us to tell us about a song that “starts off as a breakdown, then [has] a breakdown on that breakdown, then [adds] another breakdown on that breakdown,” I assumed he was sending us a song by Bury Your Dead.

As it turns out, it was whatever this piece of crap is. Nice vagina in the artwork, though.

Okay, all I really wanna know is: is this wigger slam?

-AR

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  • politude

    Dude, don’t fuck with these guys, after all they butter their bread… with butter

    • metalguy

      thats fucking badass man. i wouldnt dare try to do something like that. buttering bread with butter is way to kool for me

    • chris

      Actually, I’m fairly sure, the Band Emmure, with the song “When Everything Goes Wrong Take The Easy Way Out,” has the record for longest breakdown, at around 3 min for the song(which, itself is a breakdown). Even if you don’t consider that song a breakdown, the actual breakdown in the song, is 2:05 ish long, breaking this “longest” breakdown record. Pw33n46.

  • iolanach

    horrible.

  • lkgf09

    pure noise. bree bree.

  • http://www.flamingtusk.com Zosimus

    I’m still on the fence as to whether or not “wigger slam” is a real thing, but I DO know that any band which calls itself We Butter The Bread With Butter is definitely fucking with you.

    • andy

      I DO know that any band which calls itself We Butter The Bread With Butter is definitely fucking with you.

      hahaha truth

  • VFH

    i just listened to a couple of there other songs and aparently they have breakdowns!! i wouldnt have know if they hadnt told me in the song!!

  • TurdFerguson

    Is the vocalist singing through his colostomy hole?

  • ravager61

    It is definitely NOT wigger slam. This band is whatever the fuck Waking the Cadaver is(i.e. shitty). They want to be wigger slam but they aren’t.

    • SolaceInNothing

      I thought the consensus was that WTC was wigger slam? Perhaps bad wiggers slam, but wigger slam none the less.

      Im assuming that you like wigger slam? What bands could you suggest to check out?

      • metalguy

        “bad wiggers slam”

        only bad wiggers slam, huh

      • ravager61

        Devourment, Abominable Putridity, and Human Mastication are probably my 3 favorites.

      • UpInSmoke

        Bad wigger slam?
        Are you implying that there’s good wigger slam?
        I like Devourment but the whole idea of the “Slam” genre(if there is such a thing) was just a total rip from suffocation and dying fetus

        • ihateyou

          Its not a ‘rip’. Its called ‘influenced.’ Idiot.

          • Fizzy G

            doesn’t change the fact that most slam sounds like a poor emulation of Suffocation

    • g

      if its shitty deathcore made by wiggers with a minimum of 3 wiggerish arm movements per song, then its wigger slam

      • ihateyou

        Win

      • asslam

        duuuuude, no way… it’s still death core!!! wigger slam’s all about groove, just listen to the heavy grooves of the bands ravager listed and compare it to this wiggery business. aside from wearing similarly wigger-y clothes there’s little to no hardcore posturing in wigger slam, there’s no “core” to slam. that the differece… however, there are bands that combine deathcore breakdowns and (wigger) slam grooves, begging for incest, ingested, abacinate to name a few of thousands… i guess that’s what WTC does too! anyway, someone has already been assigned to butter my bread…

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Harrington-Neil-Sauer/677600672 Harrington Neil Sauer

        g’s spot on

  • joshkid

    awesome vocals lol

  • SourDeez

    BREEE BREEEEEEE BREEEEE BROOOOOOOOOOO BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACH BREEEEEEEEEE
    Sounds like water going down the drain.

    • Harry

      Fucking spot on. Hahahaa

      • Uglymicrowave

        that is exactly what this sounds like…obv this band is a fucking joke

        breakdowns makes me come…wish there were real lyrics in here

  • Senior Swanky

    poopy

  • ihateyou

    Fuck I hate wiggers. Why would anybody try to be black? And the song was horrible.

  • Elpants

    Well, it sure beats the hell out of Tool.

    I keed,

    But no, seriously, Tool sucks.

    • ihateyou

      I couldn’t agree more. We share a common bond, an extreme hate for Tool. If it was a choice between this crap and Tool, I would go with this garbage. Tool is just unlikeable.

  • ceth

    In a world full of retarted sub genre names i think wigger slam has to be without a doubt the dumbest thing I have ever heard. I hate stupid made up sub genre names. anybody else hate these retarted dumb labels and names?

    • ihateyou

      I hate them but on the other hand they are funny as hell sometimes. Wigger slam like WTC is fucking horrible though I have to admit.

    • jason

      Wigger Slam may be the funniest and most appropriate name for a sub-genre ever.

  • Jorge

    I enjoyed this song and listened to it several times. All the new max extreme hardxcorex metal that comes out should sound like this.

    • ihateyou

      You are a fag who knows nothing about metal. Fuck off.

      • TrapThem

        I second that notion…That song was simply awful..I’d rather shave my ears of with a belt sander than listen to that ever again.

      • Fizzy G

        I think your sarcasm detector is broken, you should get it fixed

    • Buh?

      Don’t worry, I got your joke.

  • http://myspace.com/arsonyva Punch Drunk Blood

    unfortunatley this type of shit would kill at all the venues near me, in virginia. This type of shit is what kids want, shit they can throw their arms in circles around to instead of moshing. It really sucks for anyone who wants to be in a legitament metal band, because all the fucking scene kids just stare in anger waiting for something they can hardcore dance too. FUCK HARDCORE, FUCK BREAKDOWNS, FUCK SCENE KIDS

    • ihateyou

      Agreed. Fuck them.

    • Fizzy G

      I live in a small texas town. We only have one active music promoter, and all he books is scene shit. If I want to go to a concert, my options are either drive 300 miles to the nearest large city or treat myself to a local show consisting of Brokencyde, IWABO, and Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza.

      I don’t go to concerts often.

  • lolwut

    world of warcraft isnt that bad a song cept for the electronic elements

  • Ziltoid

    Emmure – Sound Wave Superior

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFcBy1aaBu8

    An even FUCKING LONGER BREAKDOWN/SONG. The entire thing is “wigger slam” breakdown crap.

    • ihateyou

      Lol. I wont even bother, I heard one Emmure song one time and it scarred me for life (in a bad way).

      • Ziltoid

        Just watch it. The video itself is so fucking hilarious. “Touch guy” boxing, the vocalist looks like a genuine guido, and then some random “hot chicks” come in at the end of the video. The definition of cliched and unoriginal.

        • Dr. J

          I’ve never actually heard Emmure. It’s always existed as an entity created by Lambgoat commenters to represent all that is wrong with metal today. I’m not sure if I want to listen to them, it would be like finding out that Santa is just your dad ham-handedly wrapping presents under a Christmas tree and then getting drunk and eating all of the cookies while watching A Christmas Story marathon.

    • TrapThem

      My god that band sucks!

      • Double D

        That video was fucking hilarious. The singer was too funny.

  • youradummy

    Yeah this is much better then Tool…
    Whaaaaaat?

    And what the fuck is a wigger slam?

    • Ziltoid

      Wigger slam is just deathcore. A damn funny name for it, and sometimes very accurate, but just a joke name.

      • http://balloonfetishvideos.com/ bloodrock

        not true, wigger slam is slam metal performed by wiggers. death core is completely different, although often also performed by pseudo wiggers.

  • tyler09

    i thought it was alright

    • ihateyou

      Your gay then. Learn metal.

  • Cam

    I only lasted 30 seconds into the clip. Maybe it’d be easier on the ears if there were actually vocals…

  • Scott Danger

    Oh Germany…

  • Dysenteric

    This whole ‘wigger slam’ cobblers was created by kids messing around on some forums. It’s just a comedy name for deathcore, nothing more.

    And WBTBWB are terrible.

  • http://DarkTwinCities.com devil

    Obviously nobody here has ever listened to Devourment.

    • ihateyou

      Are you fucking kidding me?

      • Metal Fuckin’ Dave

        LMFAO

  • Malacoda

    Production is shit.

  • Malacoda

    Oh, and longest breakdown ever is the Oceano album “Depths”

  • basslogic

    this band is the shit

    musically they are terrible

    but for pure lulz i cant think of a better band like it

    BREEE WEEE WEEE

    • basslogic

      oh and they are german…do they have wiggers in germany???

      not to mention the 2 members of the band look like total nerds

  • xXxDarkfoxXx

    It really looks like a vagina!!!!

  • Sammy

    Why am I suddenly hungry for pulled pork?

  • http://myspace.com/thedivinefamily Garry Divine

    I like Tool.

    There it is, I said it.

    Could someone now please call me “gay”, “fag” or whatever homophobic titles you have for people who dare to have a different opinion? C’mon, I know you want to!

    • ihateyou

      I won’t even bother. You already proved that you are highly gay by listening to tool in the first place.

      • gnarlk

        gimme tool over megadeth any day…

      • http://myspace.com/thedivinefamily Garry Divine

        I finally did it! Being called “gay” on the internet has been my goal for so long! Even “highly gay”"! Whatever that’s supposed to mean… Gonna ask Rob Halford about it…

    • http://balloonfetishvideos.com/ bloodrock

      oh yea, liking tool is really stepping out on a limb there.

  • Glenn

    This is like that druid stuff — shit, forgot the name of the group…

    • Beastmaster

      When you say “Druid Stuff” that makes me think of Sunn O)))) because of the droning nature of this song…

      • Ziltoid

        BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)))M

  • nick

    I don’t hear what the stink is. It’s not good, sure, but if the time signature was only slightly more varied they’d sound like Meshugga or if they slowed it down they’d sound like Esoteric. I kinda like that low rumble though, it just sounds cool regardless if it’s a good song or not.

  • metalguy

    and the breakdowns arent even good

  • kezszaro

    Shit, dude! Ever tried to google what you’re talking about?
    WBTBWB is a parody band done by two guys. This is pure bullshit…

    • shuggah

      you’re right, this is just a parody band from germany, who makes fun of all that shitty breakdown after breakdown stuff.

      I don’t like parody bands though…

  • Jon

    Nah dude! It’s that Wigger Slam Yo

  • http://www.concatenationrecords.com Kodiak

    Listening to this and Waking the Cadaver reminds me of shitty Broken Hope, and Broken Hope wasn’t the greatest band to begin with (though they definitely had their moments).

  • http://live.com 5

    this sounds like direah set to music

  • Franco

    interesting, i was just able to document the exact date and time that i lost faith in humanity…hooray

  • DeathMetalDave

    Quit hatin’! My wife and I like to fuck to this song.

  • http://www.facebook.com/roshinn Dan Wolfson

    WHAT HAPPENED TO METAL

    • ihateyou

      What happened to my weed!!!??

  • MrMustache

    Dudes,
    this band is from germany and seriously don’t take them serious. I’m not saying their good but they do this for fun. they just make grindcore or in this case wigger slam versions of german folk songs.
    So it might be bad but still fun….from their point of view….in some kind of way….still pretty hyped over here……ah….okay…..I don’t even know why I tried to defend them…….you’re right…….any wigger over here likes them ’cause their name is sooooooooo “funny”………yeah……..they suck!!!!
    but hey…..let’s listen to the new darkest hour album!!! they rock!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/roshinn Dan Wolfson

      Fail.

      • ihateyou

        Double fail. What a goof. Germany sucks. Sieg hail!

        • ihateyou

          Darkest hour also sucks.

          • gnarlk

            ain’t that the truth…

  • Balls666

    wigger slam? You assholes actually came up with wigger slam as a name? You fucking idiots. I hate all of you. Ever one of you assholes that are actually debating this…fuck you
    I haven’t heard someone use the term “wigger” in 15 years. I am not joking.
    However, if anyone flails their little pussy arms in the air and start kicking when I’m near, yes, we know what to do with you little assholes.
    start a band, play long breakdowns, and on stage have a wheel barrow full of bricks that you’ll throw at those assholes. You wanna “hardcore dance,” I’ll make it hard core.

    • ihateyou

      You are a fucking idiot dude. Although I agree with your hate for the hardcore dancing, I think you must be a wigger yourself, thus deeming you as a gay fag. Breakdowns are gay. How could you have not heard the term wigger in 15 years? Are you blind? They are multiplying by the day. Open your eyes you little queer.

      • Fizzy G

        You need to calm the hell down too.

    • Fizzy G

      I think you need to calm the hell down, “wigger slam” is a derogatory term for the genre. Metal-Inquisition coined it.

  • http://www.last.fm/user/carnage9 Carnage9

    this is better than waking the cadaver. only just tho.

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    The wikipedia page for Wigger Slam is back up, please contribute

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wigger_slam

  • Corpse Pus

    I really appreciate the main melody and its harmonic development. The chorus needs work, though.

  • http://myspace.com/zerolotusixxx Zerolotusixxx

    okay WBTBWB consist of two guys,. who mostly make the music digitally, and yeah its a joke band, like we came with broken teeth,.. the metal is very “bree”zy

  • VicerExciser

    You are all gay,
    This band is bullshit,
    They have one good riff in their entire cd,
    There is no such thing as wiggerslam,
    It’s just a term for gayboys that don’t like deathcore because they’ve only heard gay shit like this and wtc,
    Deathcore or any heavy music takes much more talent than any fucking other genre of music
    Tool is bullshit
    YOU guys are bullshit
    And this site is bullshit
    DONE

  • gnarlk

    who fucking cares? it’s probably worse than this garbage assaulting my ears right now…

  • ihateyou

    Megadeth sucks dude. Go do some more coke with faggot mustaine you homo.