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Tour de Force

“PAR-TAY! PIZZA PAR-TAY!”

 Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009 at 10:09am by

PizzaParty1987

There is no news this year I have been as happy to report as this.

All of the bands on this summer’s Conquer & Curse tour – Goatwhore, Abysmal Dawn, Daath, Abigail Williams and SWWAATS (I’m way too lazy to type out their full name, even if I could have totally typed out their full name in the time it took me to write about how I’m too lazy to type out their full name) – are having a pizza party at Criminal Records in Atlanta this Wednesday, June 24, at 6 p.m.

And Goatwhore’s Ben Falgoust is the DJ.

Of course, this is all promotional – the tour kicks off that night at The Deathtrap Masquerade, and they’ll be giving away a pair of free tickets at the pizza party.

But really, I can’t imagine anything more fun than a heavy metal pizza party. Why oh why did I not do that for my birthday this year? I am definitely doing it next year. Fuck, I might just do it now because it’s such an outrageously in-fucking-credible game changer of an idea that’s let just fucking do it already. BYOP.

If you live in or near the ATL (Can I say “the ATL” now that I’ve spent 48 hours there?), fucking go to this. Leave work early if you have to. Give Eyal Levi’s beard a big ol’ tug and reassure him that he’s not going to perish in some horrible accident. Let 21 Albums panelist know Charles Elliott how you feel about the list. Listen to Ben Falgoust “spin.” If you smoke some purp before you get there, the pizza will be that much more delicious.

Get more info on the shindig here. And if you don’t live near Atlanta but wanna see the tour anyway, get tour dates here.

Also, I wanna have the new Goatwhore album’s baby.

-AR

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  • Metal Fuckin’ Dave

    I went to Chuck E Cheese for my 30th birthday this year. Did you know they still serve beer there? It’s a huge mistake. On their part, anyway.

  • Loganarchy

    Eh, I live in the ATL but I’m not going to go. I don’t like any of those bands anyway.

  • http://www.jesse-flip.deviantart.com Jesse Flip

    hahaha Awesome.

  • http://www.last.fm/user/carnage9 Carnage9

    such an amazing lineup. kinda sucks that i live in AUSTRALIAAA!! no-one ever comes here.

    • phale

      i was just checking out alchemist. fuck, go see them!

      • Metal Fuckin’ Dave

        Alchemist is GREAT! I’ve been wanting to see them perform live for years.

      • http://www.roxwel.com Pick-Axe Bobby

        And Blood Duster, while you’re at it.

  • Dan-O

    BEST IDEA EVER!!! Also, this tour makes my pants tent, too bad the Colorado date is the same day as Mayhem. Thanks you sons of bitches! :P

  • Dan-O

    I should say, not Mayhem band, but Mayhem Rockstar Festival thing. I’m a ‘tard.

  • SourDeez

    Someone needs to have a metal pizza party in NYC. With local bands like Suffocation and Type O Negative. That would be sick.

    • joshkid

      invite Scott Ian while you’re at it!

  • g

    ill be there

  • The Mighty Fucking Quinn

    You know that picture of Jesus where his eyes follow you no matter where you put it in the room? The new Goatwhore album makes me want to jerk off on it.

  • seasick

    will the girl from Abigail Williams be there? if yes, GREAT PARTY.