Comments on: FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN THE NEW VOIVOD AND COALESCE CDs!

By: Nick Gray

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:16:07 +0000

Little Johnny looked up and his eyes opened wide with fear as, halfway during his favorite Agnostic Front song, the sky opened up above him and God pulled him up into the heavens. Apparently Michael Jackson’s one request was to “spend the rest of eternity with a young boy who was into hardcore but wasn’t afraid of experimenting with metal every once in a while and didn’t have a problem with screaming.”

By: Masonic Wehrmacht

Masonic Wehrmacht — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 01:37:31 +0000

“But mommie, some of the kids at school say Jesus doesn’t have horns”

By: Matt Amyx

Matt Amyx — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 19:46:34 +0000

The games children play… this one is called, “How Abbath may likely pose for his next photo shoot”

By: reece

reece — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 04:11:25 +0000

would a stage dive get this party rocking?

By: \m/Eluveitie\m/

\m/Eluveitie\m/ — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 19:52:32 +0000

Leo says:
June 25, 2009 at 8:57 pm
“mommy which one did you say was my daddy?”

By: Pierpaolo Pedicini

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 19:48:17 +0000

Who’s my daddy, mom? Both?

By: rich

rich — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:05:07 +0000

who the hell is that up there?

By: Peter

Peter — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 00:10:09 +0000

“Dear God, I promise I’ll go to Sunday School next week and never piss in the sink again if you just make this metalcore nonsense stop!”

By: jesse

jesse — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 20:29:48 +0000

“Two!
Minutes!
Til beeeeeeeeeeeeeeed tiiiime!”

By: Chris Mezyk

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 15:09:34 +0000

“God, why have you forsaken me? I’m never going to get laid.”

By: TOOKSUMOFWHATMICHEALJACKSONHADNDIDEVENGETHIGH?HMM..

TOOKSUMOFWHATMICHEALJACKSONHADNDIDEVENGETHIGH?HMM.. — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 04:18:08 +0000

‘MOMMY ROCKS.. IM SO SO HAPPY SHE TAKES ME OUT TO ROCK N ROLL WITH HER, BUT WHERE DOES MOMMY GO FOR AN HOUR AFTER EACH SHOW WHEN THOSE TWO BIG BOUNCERS TAKE US BACKSTAGE EACH TIME!? GEE MOMMYS THE KOOLEST AND SHE MUST BE POPULAR!!! ;]

By: AceKiller

AceKiller — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 03:33:25 +0000

(Just seconds prior in Heaven)

God: Five bucks says I can nail the little fucker between the eyes..

St.Peter: You’re on!

By: prives

prives — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 03:13:48 +0000

“Hey mom, is that the chick with the sweaty pits from the last funny photo caption contest?”

By: youcantkillthe metal

youcantkillthe metal — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 03:11:08 +0000

Yep, this wins….

By: Giley

Giley — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 11:13:17 +0000

Brokencyde’s promo-tour for their album “I’m Not a Fan but the Kids Like It” has reached a new low

By: Wanga

Wanga — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 09:56:19 +0000

“Wow, everything I’ve heard about Metal is true… There’s even puke on the ceiling!”

By: Sean

Sean — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 07:01:07 +0000

That slice of pizza’s been stuck there for how long?

By: Chad E. Death

Chad E. Death — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 16:45:52 +0000

Hey Mommy, Hail Satan

By: ryan

ryan — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 09:36:17 +0000

“Mommy, why did God make this stupid band. Attack Attack isn’t even a real name for a metal band. Plus, why are they all trying to look like little girls, the singer sounds like one too.”

By: phale

phale — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 07:36:16 +0000

haha