Comments on: THIS SOUNDGARDEN REUNION THING IS ALREADY GETTING SILLY http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/26/this-soundgarden-reunion-thing-is-already-getting-silly/ IS FOR LOVERS Fri, 10 Feb 2012 21:01:34 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: tiagón http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/26/this-soundgarden-reunion-thing-is-already-getting-silly/#comment-248712 tiagón Mon, 29 Jun 2009 03:23:23 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=16808#comment-248712 [2] [2]

]]> By: Ziltiod sucked 10 cocks last night http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/26/this-soundgarden-reunion-thing-is-already-getting-silly/#comment-248311 Ziltiod sucked 10 cocks last night Sun, 28 Jun 2009 00:09:03 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=16808#comment-248311 If a Soundgarden reunion actually happens, could it possibly live up to our inflated expectations? Will this finally result in the demise of Pearl Jam&butter forever? If a Soundgarden reunion actually happens, could it possibly live up to our inflated expectations?
Will this finally result in the demise of Pearl Jam&butter forever?

]]> By: Eric Hanson http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/26/this-soundgarden-reunion-thing-is-already-getting-silly/#comment-247900 Eric Hanson Sat, 27 Jun 2009 05:43:27 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=16808#comment-247900 I am in awe. I am in awe.

]]> By: Z http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/26/this-soundgarden-reunion-thing-is-already-getting-silly/#comment-247891 Z Sat, 27 Jun 2009 05:02:58 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=16808#comment-247891 Oh god that picture is funny. I hope with all my heart it's a real iPhone convo with Ben Shepherd. That would make my year. Oh god that picture is funny. I hope with all my heart it’s a real iPhone convo with Ben Shepherd. That would make my year.

]]> By: Austin Milbarge http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/26/this-soundgarden-reunion-thing-is-already-getting-silly/#comment-247482 Austin Milbarge Fri, 26 Jun 2009 20:48:06 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=16808#comment-247482 Those are the guys that stole our uniforms! Yeah, and beat the shit out of us too! Man, we ain't found shit! Fooled You. Those are the guys that stole our uniforms!
Yeah, and beat the shit out of us too!

Man, we ain’t found shit!

Fooled You.

]]> By: groverXIII http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/26/this-soundgarden-reunion-thing-is-already-getting-silly/#comment-247471 groverXIII Fri, 26 Jun 2009 20:20:40 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=16808#comment-247471 Let's be honest... there are so many great quotes. Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it! Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best! Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner? Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin. Dark Helmet: Who is he? Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir. Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name? Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole! Dark Helmet: And his cousin? Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole! Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway? [Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand] Entire Bridge Crew: Yo! Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes! [Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down] Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes! Let’s be honest… there are so many great quotes.

Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I’m doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did sir. He’s my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He’s an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What’s his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He’s an asshole too sir. Gunner’s mate First Class Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I’m surrounded by assholes!
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes!

]]> By: bearbomb http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/26/this-soundgarden-reunion-thing-is-already-getting-silly/#comment-247422 bearbomb Fri, 26 Jun 2009 19:20:01 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=16808#comment-247422 I see your schwartz is as BIG as mine! I see your schwartz is as BIG as mine!

]]> By: Dustin at Metal Blade http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/26/this-soundgarden-reunion-thing-is-already-getting-silly/#comment-247407 Dustin at Metal Blade Fri, 26 Jun 2009 18:58:07 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=16808#comment-247407 I hate it when my schwartz gets twisted..... I hate it when my schwartz gets twisted…..

]]> By: Wayne http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/26/this-soundgarden-reunion-thing-is-already-getting-silly/#comment-247389 Wayne Fri, 26 Jun 2009 18:11:09 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=16808#comment-247389 clap, clap, clap, clap Well done. clap, clap, clap, clap

Well done.

]]> By: dicknballs http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/26/this-soundgarden-reunion-thing-is-already-getting-silly/#comment-247372 dicknballs Fri, 26 Jun 2009 17:42:24 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=16808#comment-247372 What are you preparing. You're always preparing. Just go! What are you preparing. You’re always preparing. Just go!

]]> By: bucketochicken http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/26/this-soundgarden-reunion-thing-is-already-getting-silly/#comment-247361 bucketochicken Fri, 26 Jun 2009 17:25:19 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=16808#comment-247361 Solid quote, but the best bit of dialogue is here (because it's so, so true): Ship: “This ship will self-destruct in 20 seconds. This is your last chance to push the Cancellation Button.” President Scroob: “Cancelation button?!! Hurry!!” Col. Sanders: “Where is it? Where is it? It’s gotta be here somewhere…” Dark Helmet: “OUT OF ORDER? Fuck! Even in the future nothing works…” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulKwhhFOkgk Solid quote, but the best bit of dialogue is here (because it’s so, so true):

Ship: “This ship will self-destruct in 20 seconds. This is your last chance to push the Cancellation Button.”
President Scroob: “Cancelation button?!! Hurry!!”
Col. Sanders: “Where is it? Where is it? It’s gotta be here somewhere…”
Dark Helmet: “OUT OF ORDER? Fuck! Even in the future nothing works…”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulKwhhFOkgk

]]> By: Rolling Thunder http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/26/this-soundgarden-reunion-thing-is-already-getting-silly/#comment-247354 Rolling Thunder Fri, 26 Jun 2009 17:16:28 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=16808#comment-247354 Prepare for metamophasis, ready Kafka? ^ best line in the whole movie. Prepare for metamophasis, ready Kafka?

^ best line in the whole movie.

]]> By: Sammy http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/26/this-soundgarden-reunion-thing-is-already-getting-silly/#comment-247351 Sammy Fri, 26 Jun 2009 17:13:20 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=16808#comment-247351 Far be it for Metalsucks to push unsubstantiated rumors to drive traffic to this site. ;) Far be it for Metalsucks to push unsubstantiated rumors to drive traffic to this site. ;)

]]> By: Anselmowitz http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/26/this-soundgarden-reunion-thing-is-already-getting-silly/#comment-247349 Anselmowitz Fri, 26 Jun 2009 17:11:11 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=16808#comment-247349 Too bad this isn't the wide world of sports. Too bad this isn’t the wide world of sports.

]]> By: Gary S. http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/26/this-soundgarden-reunion-thing-is-already-getting-silly/#comment-247331 Gary S. Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:35:27 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=16808#comment-247331 FTW FTW

]]> By: bearbomb http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/26/this-soundgarden-reunion-thing-is-already-getting-silly/#comment-247327 bearbomb Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:29:54 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=16808#comment-247327 "What does that make us?" "Absolutely NOTHING!" Seriously though, just reunite already. “What does that make us?”
“Absolutely NOTHING!”

Seriously though, just reunite already.

]]> By: bucketochicken http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/26/this-soundgarden-reunion-thing-is-already-getting-silly/#comment-247322 bucketochicken Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:18:00 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=16808#comment-247322 I'm just going to go ahead and assume it was Andrew Wood. Which to me, lends credence to the rumor. I’m just going to go ahead and assume it was Andrew Wood. Which to me, lends credence to the rumor.

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