ALESTORM VS. SWASHBUCKLE

Monday, June 29th, 2009 at 10:00am by Vince Neilstein

It’s hard to believe there are two new Pirate Metal bands breaking in 2009, but here we are in June and both Alestorm and Swashbuckle have already toured the U.S. extensively. We’ve gotten 3 irate reader emails demanding we post the new Alestorm video “Keelhauled,” so here it is; and it’s pretty fucking bad-ass.

For reference, the new Swashbuckle video is posted after the jump. While both videos are pretty cool, I’m feelin’ the Alestorm track way more than I am the Swashbuckle track. The Alestorm track sounds like true, beer-swiggin’, raping and pillaging Scottish Pirate Metal, while the Swashbuckle track sounds like tongue-in-cheek thrash played by guys dressed up as pirates from… New Jersey. You be the judge, and tell us what you think in the comments.

-VN

Alestorm – “Keelhauled”

Swashbuckle – “Cruise Ship Terror”


47 COMMENTS on “ALESTORM VS. SWASHBUCKLE”

  1. Ethan The Zombie Slayer says:

    i have interviewed and hung out with the guys in Alestorm, and i can tell you theyr cool guys that just want to have a good time making Pirate Metal…. but heres the crazy thing about music if you dont like it you dont have to listen to it….

  2. bubba T says:

    You know what makes this band better? One word…keytar…

  3. tyler09 says:

    ever hear of Running Wild? first pirate metal band

  4. vincent says:

    Alestorm is the better of the two. Scotland > NJ.

    • vincent says:

      To be clear, the Scotland > NJ was just a joke. Alestorm is a kick ass band anyway, and the frontman plays a keytar. It really makes the band.

  5. FriQue says:

    Alestorm are far fuckin’ better… seen them live and they kick so much ass. Chris is a great frontman. Only thing I dont like ’bout are those powermetal shitlike sounding keyboard solos in couple songs. But everything besides that kicks ass… good to hear they made a video…

  6. bretton says:

    the powermetal shitlike sounding keyboards are the biggest difference between the two. I think Swashbuckle is funnier, and I love that thrashy sound, so even though they sound less “piratey” I think I like them a little better. Where each band is from should make no difference.

  7. ihateyou says:

    WEAK.

  8. Brutal Jay says:

    Oh my God. That Alestorm song is amazing. How have I not heard of this before? This was a good way to wake up this morning.

  9. jason says:

    Pirate metal? Come the fuck on people..this shit is retarded. What’s next? Civil war metal?

  10. Lorenzo says:

    This reminds me of Flogging Molly but really really bad.

  11. Fufkin says:

    Accordions are piratical, keytars? Not so much. I’d say the superlative pirate metal band is yet to emerge.

  12. Brandon says:

    Alestorm are boring garbage. I saw them open for Tyr, and the novelty wore off very quickly after only one song. The key-tar is just ridiculous.

  13. Pahkmycah says:

    Alestorm is a great fucking band.

    The Confederatecore comment a few posts above gave me a good laugh.

  14. Elise says:

    Alestorm all the way. Swashbuckle are fun, but aren’t quite as pirate-y, besides the costumes and the occasional ‘yo-ho.’

  15. Hardcorebob says:

    Both are utter shit…ugh…

  16. canea says:

    I liked the last Alestorm album but can’t get past the cheese factor to really, really like it. It would be cool to see them take the pirate theme to a more serious level, sort of like Amon Amarth has done for Viking metal. Alestorm is sort of stuck in the Disneyland version of pirate lore, the yo-ho-ho, bottle of rum lyrics feel kind of tired…fun at first, but tired.

  17. harbingerofdoom says:

    Hmmm…As friggin sweet as pirates are, Alestorm is novel, but no thanks. Shwashbuckle sounds alright, though not as, well, interesting.

  18. key says:

    durka durka breakdowns is turrible rawr

    Seriously, if you guys don’t like this then do you not like Turisas either? To each his own, I suppose, but I think there’s certainly a place for bands like this that obviously do not take themselves seriously.

    Swashbuckle are derivative though.

  19. SheWolf says:

    Both are fantastic bands, but no one will ever make pirate metal like Running Wild.

  20. ceth says:

    I dont really give a crap about either of these bands but…….I think Confederate core may be one of the best words my ears have ever heard, that was a great post.

  21. Will Rich says:

    Alestorm ftw, funnest gig I’ve ever been to :D

  22. Joshie says:

    The singer from Swashbuckle looks like Joe Fleishaker from the Troma movies.

  23. SourDeez says:

    This shit is funny but I’m not a big fan of gimmick bands. I’d go see both these bands live, but the music is a joke.

  24. DemonicLemming says:

    Alestorm fucking rocks.

    To all the morons claiming it’s “gimmick” metal – the fuck do you think ANY type of metal related to the corpsepaint shit is? Nothing but what someone could claim as a “gimmick”. Especially the (mainly American) bands who have books of lyrics about Satanism, but whose band members couldn’t tell the difference between theistic Satanism and LaVey satanism – all the evil lyrics and the whole play on death is nothing but a gimmick.

    Double-standards and blinders ftl.

    • Rik says:

      Alestorm is crappy gimmick metal, black faux-satanist metal is crappy gimmick metal. Hoorah, no double standards.

      • jason says:

        Same goes for pretty much any band that wears costumes/masks or has a one track mind in regards to their lyrical focus whether it be pseudo-satanic posturing or an obsession with ancient egypt (that’s right Nile, I said it…)

      • DemonicLemming says:

        So because a band runs with something, that immediately makes them shitty gimmick metal?

        Well, I guess not everyone can have broad horizons for musical tastes…

  25. metalguy says:

    alestorm=piratier
    swashbuckle=metaler

  26. Rik says:

    “Emerging in 2009″? I saw Alestorm in February last year, and their second album is out already.

  27. Pace says:

    Alestorm are way better. End of.
    Love it!

  28. RandyxJames says:

    I can see Swashbuckle opening for GWAR in the near future

  29. Agmkreptile says:

    Alestorm is a the better band.
    but Swashbuckle’s music vid is more badass.

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