Comments on: KING OF AKITAS

By: matt

matt — Mon, 06 Dec 2010 06:02:52 +0000

@exra

Ur fucking ignorate maybe uve just never seen a nice akita but I actually work for the breeder that sold him five of those amazing dogs and I have two of my own and id rather have a akita than any other dog

By: ezra

ezra — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 16:56:38 +0000

Umm, “mean shittyLittle dogs”? Most Akitas are mean shitty BIG dogs. Ones that eat Bichons for breakfast. They used them to hunt bear and elk for christsakes!

By: Slunt

Slunt — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 10:56:48 +0000

Kerry King is the only guy Metal enough to shot-gun a specimen from the kennel and yell: SLAYER!!!

By: 16 Bitch Pile-Up

16 Bitch Pile-Up — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 10:48:09 +0000

Now I know why KFC tastes like shit.
Though I usually refer to them as KFCFU.

From what I understand;
It’s best to decapitate a chicken, then shove yer hard cock into it’s ass while it does it’s spasmodic twitching.

By: I am Steve Rodgers, take a minute to get it together

I am Steve Rodgers, take a minute to get it together — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 08:36:10 +0000

I can’t believe King’s dog isn’t covered with tats?
I bet he has a black leather jacket for it though; maybe with a big skull on the back…

By: teaches_of_peaches

teaches_of_peaches — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 23:51:49 +0000

I’m down for that, bubba!

By: bastermann

bastermann — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:15:07 +0000

yeah that’s good but he should have put his cup down before they snapped it..

By: oblivion

oblivion — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 05:36:36 +0000

so one day in 2010 the metal ground to a halt at the sight of a basket full of puppies . they layed down there down tuned guitars and corpse paint and spoke of nuthing but hello kitty ever again.
now thats BOOTAL!

By: Sandy

Sandy — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 05:29:35 +0000

thats the cuttest pic I evaaaarrr seen

By: Elitist Fuck

Elitist Fuck — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 04:24:07 +0000

Let’s go fuck some chickens and cows then, broski. Just me, you, and whoever else wants to prevent– who the fuck knows. Let’s just go fuck some chickens and cows.

By: Dlabs

Dlabs — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 04:01:59 +0000

HAHAHAHAHAHA

By: Slayerific

Slayerific — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:03:54 +0000

it’d be funnier if he bred german shepards, considering hanneman’s favorite topic

By: bastermann

bastermann — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 22:06:28 +0000

Ummm…do you mean personally or with like a squirter or tube?

By: Turrell Snick

Turrell Snick — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 20:22:27 +0000

“We tried artificial and everything.”

On page 6 of the Akita manual, it says to take off your massive nail-spiked armband before trying “everything.”

By: Zach

Zach — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 19:27:07 +0000

I used to work at an English Mastiff Kennel and I have artificialy inseminated them, it is so weird.

By: Patton

Patton — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:53:42 +0000

There are only two words I can use for both King and Snick’s post; EPIC WIN

By: phale

phale — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:26:37 +0000

a winner is you! so much that i have to dredge up a 6-year-old nintendo meme to describe your awesome post.

By: hibernum

hibernum — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:10:10 +0000

Akitas look like fuzzy teddy bears, but they are really mean shitty little dogs. His was probably too inbred to reproduce.

Nowadays everything is artificially inseminated. From Angelina Jolie to your momma. Go to any dairy farm, every one of those cows is artificially inseminated. Chickens too. What a strange world we live in.

By: Turrell Snick

Turrell Snick — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:01:42 +0000

“Aggressive Inseminator”

REIGN IN BROOD!

That dog looks like Tom Araya.

By: seveword

seveword — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:03:16 +0000

“In other news, I officially feel better about owning a bichon.”
That’s the type of thing you don’t reveal to anybody except a cute girl.

And is it still surprising to learn that some of these people lead normal lives, outside of playing songs about Satan?