ZAKK WYLDE LIKES PUPPIES
Wednesday, July 1st, 2009 at 9:45am by Vince Neilstein
Zakk Wylde’s official Twitter account (@ZakkWyldeBLS ) is highly entertaining, if only for the fact that he primarily Tweets about 2 topics: lifting weights and his puppies. Wait, puppies?
- Been up since 5:30 am with the little ones http://yfrog.com/5a1kwj
about 22 hours ago from Twittelator - Another picture of the pups http://yfrog.com/7g8r0kj
1:08 AM Jun 29th from Twittelator
I have this mental image of Wylde petting and talking to his puppies in a baby voice in between weight sets. Then I think him bench-pressing Ozzy. It’s funny. Also:
- When we get home from the airport Barbaranne will shave my back and ass hair and on the souls [sic] of my feet
1:18 AM Jun 21st from TwitterFon
Zakk Wylde shaves his ass hair? Zakk Wylde has hair on the soles of his feet???
-VN
puppies are what gojira is referring to in “the heaviest matter of the universe” because they are so metal
AHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Fuck Zakk Wylde – great guitar player but BLS is absolutely horrible and he comes off like a complete douchebag…. he was good at riding Dime’s coattails I suppose.
Cute puppies though.
glad someone said it.
Fuck man, Zakk has hair on his uvula.
You said uvula. *snicker* No, wait, I was thinking of something else…
And THIS is a perfect of example of why I hate Twitter: For every revolutionary sticking it to the power structure in Iran to report to the world about the injustice going down in their country, there’s 1 million DBs like this guy broadcasting banalities. (Yes, “banalities” is a word, says me.)
I don’t announce it every time I hit the can, and I don’t care when anyone else does, either. If you need an audience for every aspect of your daily existence, you have larger problems than Twitter can solve for you.
the irony here is that directly under your comment it tells me to connect with my facebook account…
if i had one.
if I needed an audience for every aspect of my daily existence.
chill your dick.
Yeah man absolutely I hate so much how I am forced to read dumb people’s Twitters and all of their banalities . It sucks that it is compulsory to read Twitter. And if these douchebags don’t stop signing up and wasting bandwidth with their bullshit then we will surely run out of Internet!
Do you know what is more fucking retarded than boring people on Twitter? People bitching about boring people on Twitter.
Truth be told, it wouldn’t bother me so much if I didn’t have to hear about it all the time. I don’t ever use that service. Much like it pisses me off that the media insists on constantly bombarding me and the rest of the planet with the details of the useless lives of Paris-fucking-Hilton and Lindsey Blo-han. We’re long past the bullshit saturation point and that fact alone makes me want to lock and load.
But to give props where they’re due, the “Chill your dick” comment from Rage (irony) totally made my day. I don’t have any clever comeback for that, other than to report that my peter check came back negative. There was no data available to confirm whether or not my ovaries are functioning correctly, only the circumstantial evidence that my roll indicates masculinity to others. So anyway, yeah. That was great.
Wylde seems like the most likely metal dood to have puppies