Comments on: ZAKK WYLDE LIKES PUPPIES

By: Michael Pursche

Michael Pursche — Fri, 12 Nov 2010 03:53:37 +0000

Zakk on Australian radio-
http://m.podshow.com/media/14468/episodes/244811/adelaiderockshow-244811-08-17-2010.mp3

By: Shinaain

Shinaain — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 14:41:17 +0000

Truth be told, it wouldn’t bother me so much if I didn’t have to hear about it all the time. I don’t ever use that service. Much like it pisses me off that the media insists on constantly bombarding me and the rest of the planet with the details of the useless lives of Paris-fucking-Hilton and Lindsey Blo-han. We’re long past the bullshit saturation point and that fact alone makes me want to lock and load.

But to give props where they’re due, the “Chill your dick” comment from Rage (irony) totally made my day. I don’t have any clever comeback for that, other than to report that my peter check came back negative. There was no data available to confirm whether or not my ovaries are functioning correctly, only the circumstantial evidence that my roll indicates masculinity to others. So anyway, yeah. That was great.

By: The Ghost of D. Boon

The Ghost of D. Boon — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:20:35 +0000

Do you know what is more fucking retarded than boring people on Twitter? People bitching about boring people on Twitter.

By: The Ghost of D. Boon

The Ghost of D. Boon — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:19:20 +0000

Yeah man absolutely I hate so much how I am forced to read dumb people’s Twitters and all of their banalities . It sucks that it is compulsory to read Twitter. And if these douchebags don’t stop signing up and wasting bandwidth with their bullshit then we will surely run out of Internet!

By: Dlabs

Dlabs — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 04:02:50 +0000

AHAHAHAHHAHAHA

By: metalguy

metalguy — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:04:31 +0000

Wylde seems like the most likely metal dood to have puppies

By: metalguy

metalguy — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:03:50 +0000

glad someone said it.

By: Rage

Rage — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:05:58 +0000

chill your dick.

By: presuming-Rob

presuming-Rob — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 19:15:46 +0000

the irony here is that directly under your comment it tells me to connect with my facebook account…
if i had one.
if I needed an audience for every aspect of my daily existence.

By: Shinaain

Shinaain — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:04:19 +0000

You said uvula. *snicker* No, wait, I was thinking of something else…

And THIS is a perfect of example of why I hate Twitter: For every revolutionary sticking it to the power structure in Iran to report to the world about the injustice going down in their country, there’s 1 million DBs like this guy broadcasting banalities. (Yes, “banalities” is a word, says me.)

I don’t announce it every time I hit the can, and I don’t care when anyone else does, either. If you need an audience for every aspect of your daily existence, you have larger problems than Twitter can solve for you.

By: Sammy

Sammy — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 15:57:51 +0000

Fuck man, Zakk has hair on his uvula.

By: dicknballs

dicknballs — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:03:35 +0000

Fuck Zakk Wylde – great guitar player but BLS is absolutely horrible and he comes off like a complete douchebag…. he was good at riding Dime’s coattails I suppose.

Cute puppies though.

By: Johnny

Johnny — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:02:05 +0000

puppies are what gojira is referring to in “the heaviest matter of the universe” because they are so metal