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FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A CD AND AUTOGRAPHED POSTER FROM THE AGONIST!

 Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 at 4:14pm by

metal kidFor a change there were actually a ton of funny entries for last week’s funny photo caption contest, but alas, there can only be one winner. Congrats to Veteran MS Maniac “bucketochicken” for this snappy zinger as a caption to the photo at right:

As the band tears into their opening number, Ziltoid lowers his “horns” and cries to heaven in jaw-clenched anger, “THIS IS NOT METAL!”

Hooray for insider jokes! This week we’re giving away FIVE PRIZE PACKAGES! Each winner gets a copy of The Agonist‘s new CD Lullabies For the Dormant Mind and an autographed poster of the band. We also have a very special photo for ya’ll to comment on; we’re not going to say where we got it or what it is, but… wow, just wow. Beyond words. Come up with the funniest caption (shouldn’t be too difficult) and the prize shall be yours.

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  • http://www.bringvictory.com balls

    The average Metalsucks “Top 21 Metal Albums of the 21st Century” panelist just moments before sending in his entry for the list.

    • Biff Tannen

      This better win, because you are spot on , Mr. Balls.
      Thanks for the searing insight into this pathetic list.

    • Lord Bling

      balls, for once, you and I are in complete agreement.

      Awesome!

    • Jizzmaster3000

      Congratulations balls in having one of your troll posts become the new bannerhead.

      • godmoney

        BRAVO!

    • Brandon

      Hahahahaha! Epic win!

      But seriously… I’m confused as to whether that’s a girl or a guy. Either way: terrifying.

    • bender

      WIN

    • Drakodan

      ABSOLUTELY.

      If the MetalSucks guys don’t decide on this, I may just have to kill them.

    • http://www.bringvictory.com balls

      oh god I actually won, I hope I didn’t use a fucking fake e-mail.

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    The search for Ziltoid reaches new levels of desperation

    • I Hate Ziltoid aka Nacho Cheese Doritos

      hahaha

  • syclonus

    *not an entry*

    what the fuck is that thing?

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    In all seriousness, did she write her own name on her arm, or is this a dude?

  • FUCKYOU!!

    Wow we saw what Axl looked like in that Lamb of God interview and now we get to see what Vince really looks like too!

  • Serial Cunnilinguist

    Yo; bucketofchicken…. GENIUS!

    The new pic:

    Is that a guy, a chick, or a goy?

  • bucketochicken

    Thanks Ziltoid. No hard feelings.

    • Serial Cunnilinguist

      Oh, I’m sure Ziltoid got hard seeing his name mentioned… yet again.

    • Cougar Party

      Nice job. You deserve to win. That post was funny as hell.

      • iceman

        that made me laugh so hard i had milk shooting out of my nose…and i wasn’t drinkin any milk

        • Serial Cunniliguist

          Is that the origin of kewl?
          (you know, with EW in the middle)

    • Ziltoid

      HAHA, very nice work. No harsh feelings at all. That kid looks pretty brutal anyways.

  • Chris

    Finally!!!! someone whos had more nose jobs than michael jackson

  • Mutt Weiler

    Fuck! I’m going to have to buy a better camera. Even at 10x digital zoom I can’t see my dick!

  • Fullofsin

    Hey mom, my left one finally dropped

    • H2O

      I had such a laugh, it reminded me of some guy at school who had one less…

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    Fuck I can’t find my Dir En Grey ticket…

  • jjnine

    ” *GRUNT* MUST…DOCUMENT…QUEST….FOR….TESTICLES!! “

  • http://www.hibernum.net hibernum

    So this is what it looks like to have a pair of balls

  • Pahkmycah

    Day after day, people are put in a spot of confusing as they try to decide what gender this person is. Eventually he and/or she was lost in all this confusion, and he and/or she did not even know anymore. To end all this confusion, he and/or she decided it was time to find out.

  • beereded

    Jut like everyone else, it can’t tell what it is. Then it reached into its pants only to find both sets of genatalia.

  • drm

    Thank God I finally found that pic of Kristen Randall’s boobs!!!! Let me send her a quick reply!!

  • raiseyerfists

    WARNING: Listening to music from Victory Records may cause harm to your health. Monthly exams are advised to make sure your testicles have not disintegrated.

  • bearwizard

    UGH, definitely do not want this record.

  • http://schenkeltown.blogspot.com Daisy May Tinklepants

    me rub unhappy emo penis long time

  • Pete

    I’d fuck me.

    • Seth

      I’d fuck me hard

      • Pete

        *turns up “Goodbye Horses” to full volume*

        • oblivion

          then procedes to put on female skin suit and rub lotion every where

  • Chris

    And everyone wonders whether it’s grabbing a penis or a vagina.

    • Johnny Death

      No, I’m very sure Asianbeaverthing turned what was once is a penis into a vagina.

  • Pancho

    Holy crap check out the emo Chandler from “Friends: the Next Generation”!

  • poopsmcgee

    there’s a reason that scene kids wear girls’ jeans, and its the same reason that this dude can fit his hand down there with such tight pants on…

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    Their curiosity piqued, Vince and Axl listen with ears eagerly pressed to the MetalSucks Mansion bathroom door as Davey Havok moans between deep sighs “Yeshhhh oh yeshhh the queen tastes supahh yummalicioussss today”

  • Pancho

    Pete Wentz: “Fuck you Vince! You said that you loved me and that you’d never use my picture in the FPCC!”

  • Randy… I AM the liquor

    “Now it rubs the lotion on it’s skin and places the bottle in the basket”

  • Sammy

    This is the kind of Monica that Bill Clinton should have stuck with…

  • groverXIII

    The average Brokencyde fan’s reaction to their new album.

  • http://dmxrr15@hotmail.com IsntaTOTALdouchebag10

    “I must find out if my face looks as much like a vagina as people say it does!”

  • Biff Tannen

    Arguing over whether or not this is a boy or girl is pointless guys. This isn’t a persion, its an Asian. These fucking Celestials freak me the fuck out.
    That reminds me, my dry cleaning is done.

    • Randy… I AM the liquor

      Does your pick-up truck have a gun-rack and a Confederate flag bumper sticker?

      • Biff Tannen

        Nah, actually, I drive a Toyota Corolla. But still, these celestials are fucked up. Not all of them, but this kind certainly is. Straight outta planet of the apes.

        • Randy… I AM the liquor

          Try living in Vancouver; THEN we’ll talk.

      • Biff Tannen

        “Does your pick-up truck have a gun-rack and a Confederate flag bumper sticker?”
        No, I hate Pantera.

        • doombot

          hahaha

        • Randy… I AM the liquor

          I also don’t care for Pantera (Klancore?);
          Mostly because of that awful mustache-beard combo Vinnie Paul has, Jezus.

          • Ziltoid

            XFD, Klancore

            Kudos, that’s a brilliant genre for them.

          • Biff Tannen

            Klancore is good. I’ve also described it as ” NAScore” and “BuschLightcore”
            (shitty American white-trash beer if you don’t know what that is in B.C.)
            Or simply “Childrens Metal”.

  • Jimmy

    Just checking to see if his balls dropped yet.

    No such luck.

  • Tom

    “i think i got one”

    …yes even Fall Out Boy fans get pubes

  • aud10ph1le44

    an-drog-y-nous

    1 : having the characteristics or nature of both male and female
    2 a : neither specifically feminine or masculine b : suitable to or for either sex
    3 : having traditional male and female roles obscured or reversed
    4 : 99.99% of all pictures posted by people aged 17 and under on Myspace
    5 : the employees and consumers of Hot Topic
    6 : the band members and fanbase of My Chemical Romance, Tokio Hotel and the Used

    see also hermaphroditic, intersex, It’s Pat, WTF, and anyone who spends upwards of two hours in a shopping mall and doesn’t buy anything

  • matt

    MonicA! My balls are dropping! I took this picture for you, so that later when I slit my wrists while listening to Brokencyde, you will know that I am a real boy! I wonder if it grows when I lie?

  • http://www.welovemetal.com We Love Metal

    Nikki Sixx doesn’t realize this isnt’ a good photo if he wants Kat back.

  • Andrew

    Look at this guy and then look at this picture and tell me they aren’t remarkably similar:

    http://www.kxmode.com/myspace/warlock80gear.jpg

    • lolwut

      hahahahah a warlock

  • Edika

    Oh my god I am male!! Quick I have to take photo to prove it to my girlfriends!!

  • http://www.myspace.com/shadow_patton Patton

    Future of mainstream metal unless we fucking do something !

  • Produced by Jacob Bannon

    Scenesters like Monica have kept Bathroom Mirror-core alive since 2005.

  • whyowhy

    Emo kid: “I’m so cool. I’m taking a picture of myself in a mirror kid just like Rianna.”

  • The Rooktrocity

    Caution: Objects in the mirror are smaller than they appear.

    • EdSW

      nice.

  • terrybeans84

    “After years of wearing tight emo pants Monty’s balls finally fall off. To rejoice in this momentous occasion he changes his name to Monica and takes pictures for all his emo friends to see.”

  • Masonic Wehrmacht

    The latest emotional tribute to Michael Jackson..

  • Slayerific

    Tired of all the headbangers teasing it, “Monica” attempts to answer the age old question of its real gender

  • poopsmcgee

    imagine what monica must look like. i bet she looks more manly.

  • crush1214

    He is probably listening to a scenecore cover of Beat it.

  • EdSW

    Gah! I’m sure its in there somewhere! Hang on…

  • Kevin

    Wow a tranny named touching its mangina probably listening to The Devil Wear Prada..
    What is Hot topic coming to??!

    • Kevin

      named Monica*
      God I am fucking stoned….

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    …and Gaahl just took his laptop into the bathroom

  • MetalChris

    “I can feel the ambiguity”

  • dale schmucker

    a michael jackson wanna be after taking pictures at the neverland ranch!!! ouch

  • The Greys

    “Lil Emo” downstairs wants to play with you, Monica. Get me while I’m HAWT!

  • EdSW

    Gary thought he might of left something back at Neverland Ranch…

  • http://www.last.fm/user/wrath_of_vishnu Dillon

    Huh? What are these doing here?

  • Joshua

    “For the last time,” Bartholomew’s mother cried out, “Rogaine does not help you grow testicles! Stop checking!”

  • superapearmy

    Get scene or cut trying!

  • superapearmy

    His wrist ran out of room so he tried his balls but forgot that he had none.

  • matt

    Metal Sucks Undercover Agent “Monica” Day 15: These past few days have been tough. I went into this assignment with hesitation and now I know why. The hair I can shave and it will grow back. The body mass can be rebuilt… But the loss of my manhood has crossed the line. I am afraid there is no turning back now. PLEASE SHOOT ME. KILL ME NOW.

  • S.I.

    “Do you think Monica will love me if I show her my famous retarded chimp impersonation?”

  • poopsmcgee

    why did i enter this contest? the agonist sucks

  • http://johnnybegood johnnybegood

    Is it a penis or a vagina? Some of life’s questions prove to be more difficult for others than previously thought

  • GraZmus

    “YES! The Tight Pants and Frullet have finally turned me into a Chick”

  • hocanada

    Fallout boy releases it’s new Album Art.

  • poopsmcgee

    hey isnt that the human/alien hybrid from Alien: Resurrection?

  • Reaperatty

    Having named its left arm Monica, Chaz went about filming its first sex tape!!

  • xXxDarkfoxXx

    Typical emo pastimes.

  • NeverStopThis

    “Now I’m really going to have to kill myself, instead of just weeping about it all the time.” :(

  • http://farbeyonddriven87.tumblr.com/ voltron futura

    finally looking at all the naked pictures he just took for monica, he realized that his penis is about as visible as the japanese guy in the hangover

  • steve57

    I can see the headlines now:

    **EXCLUSIVE**
    First picture of Metal Inquisition’s Sergeant D posted on second rate metal gossip site…

  • Steven A

    the perfect example of an Attack Attack fan

  • GoatRidersHorde

    Nothing there.

    Nothing there?

  • Leo

    What the hell am I anyway..Ill have to check

  • killerkrayon

    and amateur porn hits an all time low

  • Jizzmaster3000

    I usually use a gymsock.

  • Deaner

    The moment chimpanzees learned to use tools. (cue 2001: A Space Odyssey theme)

  • josh jacobson

    …….SO CASH

  • Meat

    Monica is one lucky lady…

  • Spwee

    “I’m getting some more hair to put on my head”

  • 20 eyes

    Pans Labyrinth 2: the search for emo dicks.

  • tyler09

    it may seem that he is masterbating but in reality he ran out of room to carve names on his arm……i think you get it

  • Argonaut

    Nothing says rebellion like masturbating to your own androgynous image

  • fuckwindsofplague

    Damn…I love Whitechapel

  • http://facebook.com/ramseez Ramseez

    “Tucked or taped?” This is an entry.

  • http://www.youtube.com/nobudgettelevision C.J. the D.J.

    Mommy! Where did my penis go?

  • Sin and Death

    Billy realized that after careful consideration, self-documented castration was the only way to fully transform himself into his alter-ego, Monica.

  • Volkan

    Lip ring – check
    Straightened emo hair – check
    Matching wrist band and belt – check
    Camera – check
    Mirror – check
    Tight pants – check
    Testicles – ……check?

    I really am Coheed and Cambria’s greatest fan.

  • AxeRipper

    Holywood Undead: before they were famous

  • wesborland4eva!

    A young Joan Jett digs a snotty puck out of her yeaster bunny.

    • Serial Cunnilinguist

      You could get a Bad Reputation for that…

    • timmah

      hahahahahahahahha

  • JoshBrogan

    I know they’re around here somewhere…

  • Argonaut

    The checkered flag marks the culmination of the annual Douche 500. Many years of training at Hot Topic as well as disregard for any opinion on how not to suck at life have finally paid off for our First Place Winner, Monica.

  • satansspit

    holy shit

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Troy-Rickard/1516566408 Troy Rickard

    Where the FUCK are my tampons?
    FML.

  • KANE

    “A Young Matt Heafy Practicing to be just like his Hero James Hetfield”

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Troy-Rickard/1516566408 Troy Rickard

      Oh snap.

      • Pregnant With A Bucket Of Chicken

        Snap is a brand name of hand cleaner with ground-up pumice in it…

    • Anselmowitz

      Winner.

  • KANE

    “A Young Matt Heafy Practicing to be just like his Hero James Hetfield”

  • Brian \m/(-_-)\m/

    Newspaper Headline: Metalsucks forumer follows Ziltoid’s fashion advice to be come more like real metal, loses testicles in the process

    • Brian \m/(-_-)\m/

      Newspaper Headline:
      Metalsucks forumer follows Ziltoid’s fashion advice to become more like real metal, loses testicles as a result

  • Piero

    Bring Me The Horizon singer Oliver Sykes has problems with his deathcore e-penis

  • John

    I know its in here somewhere… Says the scene boy as he trys to take nudes for his internet girlfriend

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrea-McCann/680170069 Andrea McCann

    Damn these skinny jeans! Its a daily routine having to pull my balls back down out of my stomach!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Will-Rich/636725841 Will Rich

    “I’m such a non conformist I don’t even have an apparent gender.”

  • WeAreChuckNorris

    “” YES !.. got you little fuckers … I better take a picture..quick”"

  • bucketochicken

    “Boys have penerses, girls have buhginas. I don’t know what I have. I love you , Monica!”

  • Dan

    God bless Alabama.

  • Mike

    I don’t remember this vagina being here last time I felt myself.

  • http://reaper-x.deviantart.com/ Reaper-X

    So the burn victim decides to hide its face with emo hair.

  • Cam

    Objects in mirror are in fact as small as they appear.

  • Chimp-0-Neg

    Singer from Hollywood Undead gears himself up for his first solo release…

  • Ja5oN

    Monica said I don’t have the “balls” to take a risqué picture of myself, I’ll show her! …..Ummm maybe if I find ‘em!

  • Permafrost

    Photo entry #2060 in the “Win A Date with the members of Bring Me The Horizon” contest.

  • revengeofthenords

    If this reaches anyone, please help me, my hand is stuck!

  • Jordan Munson

    Before I slept with the members of Brokencyde they said to make sure I was a dude, but I really don’t think I meet the criteria. Maybe they will still sleep with me because I don’t look like a dude or a chick.

  • SolaceInNothing

    He wanted to document himself checking for testicular cancer only to find out she had a vagina.

  • Johnny

    After reading a new post about Avenged Sevenfold on Blabbermouth Seth suddenly felt a poking feeling in his pants.

  • Pregnant With A Bucket Of Chicken

    Hey!!
    I Found Jimmy Hoffa!

  • Metrognome

    Photographic proof that even emo kids themselves can’t find their balls

  • metalguy

    another scene kid realizes why he can where such tight pants:he has no balls.

    doesnt it look like hes fingering himself?

  • timmah

    Theater poster for the next installment of the “Species” film series

  • http://www.kingdomofnoise.blogspot.com MetalMatt

    This must be where I insert the breast pump.

  • prives

    “Schum-on, you know it, you know, you kn…oh fuck, I didn’t even spell it right. Oh boo-hoo-hoo, I miss you Mikey… he-heeeeeeee!”

  • King Cheezit

    You like my new fuckin’ SCENE haircut?!?!?!

    …and may I also say that I thought the point of skinny jeans was so you couldn’t fit anything else into them? Or is he/she/it trying to make it look like there’s a bulge?

  • Flying Dad Bomb

    Running out of places to cut himself, this intrepid scene kid reaches deep into himself, much to the surprise of many, to find something to take his inner anger out on.

  • canea

    Searching for his dignity, a young emo comes up empty-handed.

    • Dan

      I think I love you.

  • Shiggy Shack

    The future bassist in deathstars finds out that he has no penis and needs to join a band with four other dudes who share the same disappointment.

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    It’s pulling a Donita Sparks

  • H2O

    Shit, his/her belt and wristband have the same design! Oh, and those are deep cuts too, ahem, emo anarchist punk?

  • http://reaper-x.deviantart.com/ Reaper-X

    When his friends told him that crotch stuffing would make Monica like him more, he simply recognized it as something he had been doing since he discovered that it WASN’T an enlarged clitoris in his pants.

  • Leo

    “IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN AND THEN PLACES IT IN THE BASKET!”

    • Slunt

      whatthe…

      Randy… I AM the liquor says:
      July 2, 2009 at 4:55 pm

      “Now it rubs the lotion on it’s skin and places the bottle in the basket”

  • Sean Pulatie

    At least my wristband matches my belt. Booya.

  • Argonaut

    You can fix those pesky backwards letters on your obligatory, mirror pose, myspace pic by applying the ‘Flip Horizontal’ tool in photoshop. Unfortunately, no technology currently exists to make you appear less of a twat waffle.

  • Chris

    Just taking a moment to photo graph the proof of my gender by touching my private area just one moment…. there seems to be nothing it seems im a bastard child of fred durst and marilyn manson.

  • Dan Wolfson

    IWRESTLEDABEARONCE confronts its true identity.

    • ‘Bubba! You dented my plate!’

      That would make them:
      IWRESTLEDACOCKONCE

  • 666cc Cycle Symphony In 6 Movements

    A Man vs Nature Fight For Survival

  • 666cc Cycle Symphony In 6 Movements

    I just noticed he/she/it’s arm reads:

    AUHZOM

    The fuck is that?

  • jonowev

    Is it a girl?! Is it a plane?! No, it’s the foundng member of the Bring Me The Horizon fanclub.

  • Metal Fuckin’ Dave

    In the event that razor cuts would be a turn off to his unrequited love, Monica, the young emo decided to draw the blade in an area he knew she would never see.

  • Tyler

    What is that? A Giraffe?

  • poopsmcgee

    ewwww. that chick is flat…

  • cpo

    dick fail

  • Shitguards

    The prize:
    ‘ AN AUTOGRAPHED POSTED FROM THE AGONIST! ‘
    Is that some sort of E-Penis?

  • Oprah’s minge

    Tickle Me Emo

    • Pete

      Brilliant. Instant win.

  • Lucifer Sam

    this is gayer than attack attack…oh wait…no not gayer…attack attack is still beyond as gay

  • http://www.myspace.com/euphanism Zack

    “Don’t come in mom, I’m uh…shaving. Yeah. Shaving. “

  • Phro

    Jack felt the cock’n'ball removal surgery to make his pants fit more tightly was a success, but he still couldn’t resist the constant need to finger his new vagina.

  • Fufkin

    “I’m looking for the man in the mirror”

  • Carnage9

    “WHAT!??? I have hair down there now??!! WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY BODY!?? Better take a photo for myspace because DAMN I feel manly today.”

  • http://reaper-x.deviantart.com/ Reaper-X

    This guy looks like Arseface from the Preacher comics.

  • Failure

    “i’m trying this new duct tape technique. You actually insert your balls back into your body, like when you were twelve; duck tape them flat and bam nobody knows if you have a vagina or not.”

  • Death Metal Aaron

    Holy Shit!!!! Take my girl friends picture off of the website. You guys need to stop trolling Myspace.

  • Maigaard

    “Bill Kaulitz, just a moment before discovering his lack of balls”

  • plumber

    Ughh…what the fuck?

  • Dan Wolfson

    If Matt Pike had never smoked a diesel blunt…

  • maxfischer

    ok..i think im getting a lil too old to wear my little sisters panties

  • 8trac

    You see, I just tuck it back and bam! There’s Monica.

  • http://myspace.com/aaronlinnbaker goat

    as everyone knows “emo” and herpes are two diseases that are almost identical, in this picture you can see a poor fellow who has both types of infections.

  • BlakMetallistKrieg

    “I can actually fit my whole hand in my ultra-tight pants now that I don’t have genitals anymore! LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO ME MONICA!!!”

  • barcooties

    Ok, let me get this straight. The space in between is called a Taint?

  • D Pain

    YEP! No balls!!

  • http://www.metalinjection.net Grim Kim

    I’m too infuriated at the sad fact that this is (technically) a real human being to come up with anything witty. For fuck’s sake.

  • Maverick

    I can feel my soul…and it feels dirty

  • Octo-Eyed Motherfucker

    I just ruined another keyboard.

  • Justin Foley

    Uighur slam!

  • Sven

    The illegitimate butt-baby love-child of a lesser Ramone and a midwestern Hot Topic.

  • http://hydrophobe.type3studios.com vecima

    you HAVE to pick a genre, Billy. You can’t be emo, punk AND glam at the same time!

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    U G L Y you ain’t got no alibi you ugly, yeah you UGLY!!!

    Pick me cuz I’m Devin Townsend

  • Hyperdrive

    While Jimmy always felt selfconcious about the tattoo on his left hand, things took a turn for the worse when he came up with new ways to hide it.

  • Maverick

    *Dad sees picture
    *says to mom ” God dammit honey I said we should have gotten that abortion”

  • 12win

    One crab cakes photo coming right up.

  • http://www.desolatecarnage.net Steve

    The prize is The Agonist’s new CD because he was thinking about their singer when he took this picture.

  • Shane

    MySpace Mood Update: Monica is feeling clammy.

  • Cody

    “WHOA! I HAVE TESTICALS! THEY WERE JUST TOO SMALL FOR EVEN THE DOCTORS TO FIND! but at least they fit in my pants!”

  • Sacajawea

    “All those cutters give emo kids a bad name. Everyone knows real emo kids dress their penis’ up like race cars and pretend they are winning a race as they drive them across the checkered belt finish line.”

  • Ilona

    Monica: “Ok, you sent me this picture, but some of those letters I don’t understand.”
    Emo Nemo: “Here, I’ll reverse it”
    Monica: “Oh, that’s nice, thanks. What do those weird yellow symbols at the bottom mean though?”

  • Ryan

    holy shit! it really did turn me into a girl!

  • James W

    I thought for SURE I could find it with my 50x Zoom Camera… Fuck.

  • Ironspudd

    Wow, Clinton had worse judgement than I had realized…

  • Ironspudd

    Now that Michael Jackson’s dead, someones gotta do it.

  • Maverick

    This is my new facebook profile pic.

  • Argonaut

    Maybe fill your eHarmony profile full of lies?

  • Timothy Plague

    Cher, trying out the look for her new album entitled Gypsy’s, Tramps, and Emos.

  • Malacoda

    Sigh’s Mirai indulges in another one of his unorthodox studio preparation activities.

    *No hate, I love Sigh.

  • James W

    ITS VOLDEMORT!

    RUN!

    • BEHEMOHAWK

      No, Malfoy.

  • Thrash for life

    I can’t feel my penis it’s to small!

    • Brian \m/(-_-)\m/

      wow, little late on this one huh?