Comments on: A PHOTOCOMIC OF CRONOS IS WORTH A BAZILLION POINTS

By: TurdFerguson

TurdFerguson — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 19:48:59 +0000

I actually waited for “Keep the Dogs Away” to be released back in the day in hopes of catching a glimpse of Pantera’s lovely cleavage in the cassette foldout sleeve.

By: Insomnivore

Insomnivore — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 00:39:21 +0000

I’m an old bastard so I remember this. It was in Kerrang back when Kerrang had a Reader’s Wives section (someone should scan those). And I think with some easy photoshop you have this week’s caption comp for sure.

By: seveword

seveword — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 20:49:41 +0000

“With apologies to: Stan Lee (Nuff Said!)”

Brilliant.

By: CarlosRamirez

CarlosRamirez — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 19:20:11 +0000

That looks like Jon Mikl Thor from Canada. He rules!

By: groverXIII

groverXIII — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 18:55:23 +0000

Nothing says metal like a bullet belt and some leather hotpants.

By: Officers Dickloc & Cockknuckle

Officers Dickloc & Cockknuckle — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 18:50:41 +0000

Real Viking dudes would have ground-up Pantera’s bones for their bread, and raped their Vimmen.

By: Officers Dickloc & Cockknuckle

Officers Dickloc & Cockknuckle — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 18:48:59 +0000

Real Viking dudes would have ground-up the band Pantera’s bones for their bread, and raped their vimmen.

By: mankvill

mankvill — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 18:36:45 +0000

Norse Gods DO care about Texas Metal. Look at Absu!

Or wait, is that Sumerian Gods?