AIR SEX: WHEN YOU JUST REALLY NEED ATTENTION THAT BADLY

Monday, July 6th, 2009 at 12:00pm by

MetalSucks correspondent Angela Gossowski sent me the below video over the weekend, and while the idea of air sex probably seems pretty funny when you’re drunk, it doesn’t do much for me sober (and, yes, I am sober at least 35% of the time). Plus, this dude apparently calls himself Cock-a-licious. So, um, yeah.

But, hey! Slayer. So that’s always good. I don’t think I’ve ever had sex to Slayer, but it seems like it could be fun.

-AR

[via AfroJacks]

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  • theonetheonly

    Fucking hilarious.

  • Johnny

    hahahahahha

  • Sammy

    After a week of Michael Jackon’s creepy visage all over the checkout aisles of my local grocers and Target stores, I’m not sure I wanted to start off my work week by watching this uber creepy video. Now that I know what you look like Axl, I may have to kick your ass.

  • Strep Townsend

    I stopped watching this as soon as I realized Jenna Haze wasn’t in it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jesse-Menard/502061034 Jesse Menard

    What in the fuck?!

  • Brandon

    Before i clicked play i thought this was referring to having sex while sky-diving. I was wrong.

    “The more you know…”

  • linh

    that wasn’t disturbing at all.

  • http://www.myspace.com/shadow_patton Patton

    Not funny.

    • canea

      agreed.

  • John

    You know when someone shows you a video and say “You have to check it out, it’s hilarious!” and then you watch the video, and it’s not funny, not even a fucking bit. Well this is the video.