I’m gonna have nightmares about this now. BRILLIANT !

FUCK YA ICP

hahahahahahaahhaha im dying over here!!! lets see the humorless self serious dickheads fight again and hopefully kill themselves over a bloggwriters list

YES! EVEN BETTER THAN ST.ANGER BEING #1!

I thought this was a serious list?

This probably isn’t even a joke.

YEAHH! See, this is funny! Fuck seriousness! But even though we all have had unkind words to say about the albums chosen thus far, we can all rejoice and say: At least Atreyu wasn’t on the list!

ICP is way better than a job for a cowboy.

I’m speachless and confused
I can’t believe I stopped fightting the lake monster on resident evil 4 for this
I can’t believe I followed this list for weeks just for it to come down to this(nothing against ICP but # 1?!)
metalsucks just sodomised me

Anyone else notice the total points? 420

i remember back during my freshman year of high-school, a whole bunch of slipknot fans decided to go verbally attack icp’s myspace comment board and they(icp) ended up deleting their whole myspace. i don’t know if they have it back up yet and i don’t care.

They totally accepted the Heavy Music crown from Kottonmouth Kings. The rad torch passed from 90′s to 00′s. Where you at Eminem?! Thought so!

This was the first time I actually laughed out loud at this website. Good work boys. You managed to do something truly frunny.

lmao

Somewhere, someone is reading the write-up and is genuinly happier than a pig in shit that his favorite band, ICP, made #1 on MS List of 21 Best Metal Ablbums of the 21st Century . . . So Far

Not even Dr. Rockzo the rock-n-roll clown is as metal as ICP!!!!!!!!!!

icp stands for Icky Crab People.

okay, what the fuck just happened? this has left me confused in an almost sick manner…
so the hole list is a joke? cause i don’t know this band, brokencyde or any of those others… and i actually like most of the albums on the list…
nooooo, i’m just not metal enough!!

The store selling all the cd’s on the list is so fucking expensive. No wonder people steal music.

Fucking gay. I used to beat those ‘jiggalos’ the fuck down.

please let it be a jokeoh please let it be a joke

Finally, this list has paid off.

band sucks, label roster sucks, faygo sucks and most of all their moronic fans who actually pay money to willingly hear this god-awful wretchedness suck. I’m saying if someone on here actually tries to legitmately defend them as musical talent, we might have the biggest metalsucks.net hating session of all time. I hope it happens

im not sure if i should be laugh hysterically or crying in a corner somewhere…

This has to be a fucking Joke.

Check yer Twitter. Is is a fucking joke.

I’m drinking a Squirt right now. I wish my homies in ICP used Squirt instead of Faygo. A nice citrus burst dominates the grapesand strawberry!!!

Oh please. This is an obvious joke. Anyone who thinks MetalSucks and the panel of voters were being serious in putting this as #1 is an idiot. The real #1 will follow shortly.

I would like to take this opportunity to say that this whole list is a total farce. Most people involved in this list are involved in the mainstream metal industry in some way: bands, labels, etc. All albums mentioned in this list are all pretty much commercialised pieces of crap created to appease the trends currently running at their time of release. There are so many better albums in the underground scene. Why aren’t they being mentioned in this list? Because the list contributors just want to plug their old albums in the same way they did back when the albums first came out. The sole reason mainstream magazines give major label releases such high recognition is because the labels give them shedloads of money to advertise their bands; the magazines and other media depend on this money to stay afloat, they don’t wanna lose it, so they give favourable objective reviews to whatever is being advertised on their pages. The major label money also get these bands onto popular tours and festivals, giving them more exposure in the public light.

Don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against the bands themselves, I’m voicing my total disapproval of the industry that supports these bands, and the applicable trends that record companies constantly try to keep in line with. I would much prefer it if the list was filled with albums that deserve their popularity on the band’s musical merit, and not purely because of commercial influence. I have very little reason to believe that the albums listed are here purely on their own qualities – there’s an intent to sell more units.

I don’t hate all records that are plugged by major labels: Amon Amarth are (or were) a solid band that wrote very good material up until their newest album, which was created solely for selling records. I also quite like Goatwhore at the moment. I like both these bands for their musical and songwriting ability alone. My advice is to listen to the music for what it is, and pay no attention to the hype. I can also tolerate people listening to commercial bands, just as long as they don’t start echoing any praise that the magazines have given under the influence of their lifeblood of advertising revenue.

I could go on and on, but I’ll leave it at that for now. I’m tired, I may have accidentally contradicted myself somewhere in this message, but I don’t care, as long as you understand I’m saying. I’ll be repeating this post when (and if) the real #1 album is revealed. Flame me all you want.