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HEAVY METAL BORED GAMES

 Wednesday, July 8th, 2009 at 11:00am by

I’ve been meaning to mention this for a week. But I can already tell it’s gonna be a slow news day, so now seems like a good time to bring it up.

The lovely ladies at Reign in Blonde discovered that McSweeney’s has has a list of Heavy Metal Board Games. They have also added a few suggestions of their own. Here are a few that tickled me:

  • Whitesnakes and Ladders
  • Motley Clue
  • Twister Sister
  • Black Scrabbleth
  • Crytopoly
  • Dio’s and Dragons

Check out the rest of the list here. And, of course, I’m dying to see if y’all can come with s’more.

And if you really are bored, don’t forget that actually is a Heavy Metal Fun Time Activity Book.

-AR

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  • Ziltoid

    Hungry Hungry Michael Romeos

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Gavin/1396340262 Mark Gavin

      You win.

    • Dave

      Hungry Hungry Dinos (Fear Factory edition)

      • Chimp-0-Neg

        Transylvanian Hungry Hungry Hippos – (Darkthrone edition)

      • Ziltoid

        XD, I was trying to think of someone pathetic (I actually really like Michael Romeo’s work), and I can’t believe I forgot about Dino.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrea-Voulgaris/663407462 Andrea Voulgaris

        :O that’s SO mean! rofl

  • bearbomb

    Yahtzzy Osbourne

  • http://Vagina.com The Mummy

    Alice in Checkers
    Gojira Who?
    Opetheration

  • o0Stacey0o

    Totally have that activity book.

  • Bicro

    Ratt Trap

  • Chimp-0-Neg

    Trivium Pursuit

    • o0Stacey0o

      Love it.

  • ferris

    Don’t forget the Master of Puppets Arts & Crafts Kit.

    Gojira would definitely make a great game. Don’t know what, exactly. But I picture a plucky young kid looking at a board and shouting “Gojira!”

    “TRIVIUM PURSUIT”!!!!!!!! Bwaaa-haaa!!

  • Pedro

    Don’t Wake Tad!

    • Gary S.

      FTW

  • derp

    its not exactly a board game but

    dungeons and dragonforce

    now that i look at it its kinda lame and uncreative but whatever
    its probably because
    i cant focus on anything because of the terrible attack attack song
    and how hilariously bad they are at headbanging

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Gavin/1396340262 Mark Gavin

    Opethello

  • Chimp-0-Neg

    KvltPlvnk

  • therealmetalmatt

    The Game of Death
    Not very clever I know

  • E73_ATX

    Coheed & Candyland?

    Yahtzerring?

    Chutes & Strapping Young Ladders

    • http://www.myspace.com/somethinglikesweet CJ

      lol Nice on the Chutes & Strapping Young Ladders.

  • Gecko

    Go To The Motorhead Of The Class

    • SolaceInNothing

      HAHA! WIN!

  • Rolling Thunder

    Mastodopoly

  • Rolling Thunder

    Ohh…and..

    Electric Wizard Battleship!

    …it’s much slower.

    • seveword

      “Uh…A…4?
      “…”
      “…You sank my cruiser.”
      “…”
      “…Sweet.”

      • Rolling Thunder

        Thx for the lawlz!

    • http://www.myspace.com/finalriot BigEvilMetalhead

      DOOM!!!

  • d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n.

    Scrabblecidal Tendencies
    Battleship Decapitation
    Stone Sorry
    Slaytego

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Gavin/1396340262 Mark Gavin

    Not a band name, “Enter CandyLand”

  • http://www.myspace.com/somethinglikesweet CJ

    Panticionary
    Bad Brainderdash
    Chinese Checkocracy

  • http://salsicha.wordpress.com Gabriel

    Haha, greatpuns!

  • TerribleTapeworm

    Endless lolz. Props.