HEAVY METAL BORED GAMES
Wednesday, July 8th, 2009 at 11:00am by Axl RosenbergI’ve been meaning to mention this for a week. But I can already tell it’s gonna be a slow news day, so now seems like a good time to bring it up.
The lovely ladies at Reign in Blonde discovered that McSweeney’s has has a list of Heavy Metal Board Games. They have also added a few suggestions of their own. Here are a few that tickled me:
- Whitesnakes and Ladders
- Motley Clue
- Twister Sister
- Black Scrabbleth
- Crytopoly
- Dio’s and Dragons
Check out the rest of the list here. And, of course, I’m dying to see if y’all can come with s’more.
And if you really are bored, don’t forget that actually is a Heavy Metal Fun Time Activity Book.
-AR
Hungry Hungry Michael Romeos
You win.
Hungry Hungry Dinos (Fear Factory edition)
Transylvanian Hungry Hungry Hippos – (Darkthrone edition)
XD, I was trying to think of someone pathetic (I actually really like Michael Romeo’s work), and I can’t believe I forgot about Dino.
:O that’s SO mean! rofl
Yahtzzy Osbourne
Alice in Checkers
Gojira Who?
Opetheration
Totally have that activity book.
Ratt Trap
Trivium Pursuit
Love it.
Don’t forget the Master of Puppets Arts & Crafts Kit.
Gojira would definitely make a great game. Don’t know what, exactly. But I picture a plucky young kid looking at a board and shouting “Gojira!”
“TRIVIUM PURSUIT”!!!!!!!! Bwaaa-haaa!!
Don’t Wake Tad!
FTW
its not exactly a board game but
dungeons and dragonforce
now that i look at it its kinda lame and uncreative but whatever
its probably because
i cant focus on anything because of the terrible attack attack song
and how hilariously bad they are at headbanging
Opethello
KvltPlvnk
The Game of Death
Not very clever I know
Coheed & Candyland?
Yahtzerring?
Chutes & Strapping Young Ladders
lol Nice on the Chutes & Strapping Young Ladders.
Go To The Motorhead Of The Class
HAHA! WIN!
Mastodopoly
Ohh…and..
Electric Wizard Battleship!
…it’s much slower.
“Uh…A…4?
“…”
“…You sank my cruiser.”
“…”
“…Sweet.”
Thx for the lawlz!
DOOM!!!
Scrabblecidal Tendencies
Battleship Decapitation
Stone Sorry
Slaytego
Not a band name, “Enter CandyLand”
Panticionary
Bad Brainderdash
Chinese Checkocracy
Haha, greatpuns!
Endless lolz. Props.