• uLy

    lmao. god i hate when they post anything to do with this vid, i hate looking at it, but it’s so hard not to. it’s like looking at a dead body or something- you know you don’t want to, you know it’s bad, you know it will haunt you, but you do it anyway.

    • Uglymicrowave

      Agreed…enuff with this shit on this sight…

      but i look at it anyway haha

  • Cam

    lmao.

  • Zombie(really)

    The same could be said about the List.

    • Brandon

      I’m still trying to figure out what the point of the List was in the end. Most of us realize that it was 90% bullshit, and even for those that listen to the garbage that was included, it has no impact on our lives, as MS isn’t the say-all and end-all of music (and especially not metal). I’m guessing it was just a ploy to offer a laughable discount to get people to spend money. Thoughts?

  • Centurion

    haha I remember when Ziltoid posted that on the #2 pick. CRABCORE!

    • Ryd1ZZ

      Ya, when I clicked on that link I lol’d

  • Lord Bling

    The eventual takeover of this site by Ziltoid is nearly complete! muwhahahahahahahaha

    • Ziltoid

      MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      ZILTOIDIA ATTAXX!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jesse-Menard/502061034 Jesse Menard

    Fuckin’ kids eat this shit up.

  • Cam

    This is like one of those “see if you can look at this for 5 seconds without laughing” pictures…and it gets me every single time. Is there a way you guys can make this the banner for the site?

  • Ziltoid

    Haha, I don’t get credit for putting up the link to this? Shameful MS, shameful…

    • Anselmowitz

      You get credit for taking the idea from a dudes sig on the SMN forums.

      • Ziltoid

        SMN? I don’t even know what that is, but I found the link somewhere else and posted it here. Of course I didn’t make that, but I certainly was the first to bring it to MS.

    • Julian

      If anything 4chan should get credit, as that’s where this whole meme came from. Like most internet silliness.

      • Malacoda

        1

  • Ziltoid

    This igf isn’t nearly as funny, but one of you might like it:

    http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m178/Tyrannusstaghelm/jewydance.gif

    • King Cheezit

      Their pants are so tight their legs can’t bend at the end of the kick! I wonder how the crustacean in the other clip figured out how…

    • tyler09

      oh my god. I fucking hate attack attack. THEY should be drowned in a puddle of their own blood

      • Ziltoid

        Next time I’m forced to watch a shitty metalcore band open up for a really good band, I’ll do the crabcore dance during their set instead of just taking a piss break.

        • groverXIII

          You could probably do the crabcore dance AND take a piss break… you’d be low enough no one would notice.

  • http://www.flamingtusk.com Zosimus

    Attack Attack! exemplify the baffling phenomenon of Christian bands having the absolute worst taste in music. This is true across nearly all genres and doesn’t start breaking down until you go back in time to old gospel, spirituals and blues and maybe further back to fucking BACH.
    I just don’t understand what it is about explicitly Christian musical acts that prevents them from having any taste at all.
    I’ve forced myself to watch the Stick Sticky video several times and I’m still, STILL, extra-horrified every time that terrible euro-house dance beat kicks in at the end. And that’s after all the epic LULZ generated by the autotuned vocals, the ridiculous performance antics, the silly piano breakdown… and, uh, really every single other aspect of the song and the video.

    • Ziltoid

      Theocracy (power metal) and Antestor (black metal) both make very good music, and they’re Christian.

      • http://www.flamingtusk.com Zosimus

        That may be true (I haven’t heard them yet) but I think you’d have to admit that if so they’re in the extreeeeeeeeme minority.

        • Ziltoid

          Yes, they are in the extreme minority, but it good Christian music does exist.

      • Richard

        Also DivineFire. Incredibly awesome music. Christian band. Sucks.

      • Ron McGovney

        Nice! Antestor is good

  • Sammy

    I did legs at the gym this morning and I think I did that exercise.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/David-J-Harrison/1095943638 David J Harrison

    WTF. This is just embarrasing that whole genre is retarded!! Thats what gives “metal” a bad name…wait I would not call that “metal”!!

  • vmanv

    I still think Good Charlotte selling millions of albums is a bigger abortion than this video, I’ll probably never get over that.

  • http://www.myspace.com/anlace Gothian

    (this is not a joke)

    I remembered that you posted this stupid video a while ago…. then, yesterday in our rehearsal, I was feeling funny and did exactly that move in the middle of one song, I thought the guys will laugh, but it turned the other way around…. o fuck, I felt so silly.

    What does this kind of kids have in the place that brains should be?

  • Adam

    If any of you want gifs of this, this site has three of them http://jazzsick.wordpress.com/2009/06/20/attack-attack-stick-stickly/
    super squats, running in place, and guitar slamming!

  • Johnny

    This guy must be from one of the bands that Ziltoid listens to

  • Malacoda

    Poor, poor schecter.

  • Rolling Thunder

    Dudes,

    His hair has FLAWLESS bounce.

    ..so he’s got that goin’ for him.

    • http://www.concatenationrecords.com Kodiak

      He’s got Jhirmack bounce back beautiful hair!

      CRABCORE

  • Jizzmaster3000

    Crabcore 4 lyfe you!

  • http://dmxrr15@hotmail.com IsntaTOTALdouchebag10

    I wonder if they listen to The Devil Wears Prada…

    • linh

      LOL.

  • Aya

    Saw this band on the shortlist of Kerrang! (BEST BRITISH NEWCOMER)…UK press disappointed me again. Enough said.

    • http://www.flamingtusk.com Zosimus

      You’re thinking of Attack! Attack!, the distinct yet similarly terrible band from the UK.

      • Aya

        lol
        Seems that terrible bands have similar names.

  • MetalRod

    I wouldn’t touch this fucking band with a 10 foot stick. Unless of course, the stick was on fire… then I definitely would.

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  • TheRon

    oh so we call it crabcore now? I’ve been calling it crapcore for years, sometimes i just call it garbage.