Comments on: SHITSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE UNIVERSE (PART 5) http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/07/09/shitstain-on-the-ass-of-the-universe-part-5/ Your source for heavy metal news, gossip, MP3s, and assorted idiocy. Sat, 21 Nov 2009 14:39:05 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: thisguy http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/07/09/shitstain-on-the-ass-of-the-universe-part-5/#comment-268275 thisguy Wed, 29 Jul 2009 14:29:03 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=17435#comment-268275 yes they did.....................retarded eh? yes they did…………………retarded eh?

]]> By: TMR http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/07/09/shitstain-on-the-ass-of-the-universe-part-5/#comment-258588 TMR Mon, 13 Jul 2009 12:08:47 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=17435#comment-258588 ......Fucking shit bags!!! these guys lack everything. ……Fucking shit bags!!!

these guys lack everything.

]]> By: cyrollan http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/07/09/shitstain-on-the-ass-of-the-universe-part-5/#comment-258530 cyrollan Mon, 13 Jul 2009 02:07:28 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=17435#comment-258530 just to play Devil's Advocate (who needs a god when you've got SATAN....): some wouldn't call The Blackening "real metal" (see: where's Ziltoid when you need him?). it's all relative, really. all that matters is how seriously a person classifies shit. are the deftones metal? i didn't think so, until i witnessed "Stick Stickly" by Attack Attack! so summarize, I appreciate that you bought a Machine Head album at Target. I would buy more music at Target, but I've seen their selection. It's like looking through iTunes top 25. This troll would much rather spend his money on well-priced Blu Ray discs than the latest copy of Jason Mrazda or whatever's latest album. Fuck, I've got an FYE less than a mile from my house (satan bless south st. louis) and they have a well-defined Metal section. Although they don't re-stock old Deicide or Nile albums, they DO have stuff like the new Goatwhore! just to play Devil’s Advocate (who needs a god when you’ve got SATAN….):
some wouldn’t call The Blackening “real metal” (see: where’s Ziltoid when you need him?). it’s all relative, really. all that matters is how seriously a person classifies shit. are the deftones metal? i didn’t think so, until i witnessed “Stick Stickly” by Attack Attack!

so summarize, I appreciate that you bought a Machine Head album at Target. I would buy more music at Target, but I’ve seen their selection. It’s like looking through iTunes top 25. This troll would much rather spend his money on well-priced Blu Ray discs than the latest copy of Jason Mrazda or whatever’s latest album.

Fuck, I’ve got an FYE less than a mile from my house (satan bless south st. louis) and they have a well-defined Metal section. Although they don’t re-stock old Deicide or Nile albums, they DO have stuff like the new Goatwhore!

]]> By: cyrollan http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/07/09/shitstain-on-the-ass-of-the-universe-part-5/#comment-258528 cyrollan Mon, 13 Jul 2009 01:58:08 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=17435#comment-258528 Eyes Set to Kill: supreme marketing technique. hire pretty femaliens to play in the band. do I listen to them? no. do I google image the band? of course. and yet now here we are, and i know who you're talking about. and can I guess where to buy the band's CD? (psst: it rhymes with Got Thropic!) and do I overuse the question/answer method? ...a resounding YES! why do I consider them a marketing technique? we all know that women can't play instruments! nor can they drive cars, vote, etc..................... ah, even trolling becomes boring in time. so i'll give it up now whatever, bands do what they want. it just doesn't warrant cursing! can't my 10 year old nephew visit this fucking site?!?! PS. Attack Attack! rules. Eyes Set to Kill: supreme marketing technique. hire pretty femaliens to play in the band. do I listen to them? no. do I google image the band? of course. and yet now here we are, and i know who you’re talking about. and can I guess where to buy the band’s CD? (psst: it rhymes with Got Thropic!) and do I overuse the question/answer method? …a resounding YES!

why do I consider them a marketing technique? we all know that women can’t play instruments! nor can they drive cars, vote, etc………………… ah, even trolling becomes boring in time. so i’ll give it up now

whatever, bands do what they want. it just doesn’t warrant cursing! can’t my 10 year old nephew visit this fucking site?!?!

PS. Attack Attack! rules.

]]> By: Colin http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/07/09/shitstain-on-the-ass-of-the-universe-part-5/#comment-258256 Colin Sat, 11 Jul 2009 20:31:16 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=17435#comment-258256 Simple fact is they look ridiculous and their music sucks. You can say that same thing about most black metal bands. Simple fact is they look ridiculous and their music sucks. You can say that same thing about most black metal bands.

]]> By: CJ http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/07/09/shitstain-on-the-ass-of-the-universe-part-5/#comment-258255 CJ Sat, 11 Jul 2009 20:29:37 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=17435#comment-258255 lol Lemme guess, you're into 'real metal' too? Haha! (By the way, I fully comprehend the fact that I am a prick.) lol Lemme guess, you’re into ‘real metal’ too? Haha! (By the way, I fully comprehend the fact that I am a prick.)

]]> By: j-rock http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/07/09/shitstain-on-the-ass-of-the-universe-part-5/#comment-258239 j-rock Sat, 11 Jul 2009 19:16:54 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=17435#comment-258239 Admiral Ackbar-core? Admiral Ackbar-core?

]]> By: derp http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/07/09/shitstain-on-the-ass-of-the-universe-part-5/#comment-258218 derp Sat, 11 Jul 2009 17:37:43 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=17435#comment-258218 im pretty sure that the intrumental part at 1:31-1:40 is a stolen from an underoath song on define the great line including the screamed vocals in the instrumental break everything in this song is imitating underoath from the secondary vocalist who does only clean vocals to the way the lead vocalist screams/sings to having a person playing synths that are somewhat pointless i like underoath a lot so i hate how this band just ripped them off so obviously also their looks just piss me off with the singer and his wannabe davey havok hair this band needs to die im pretty sure that the intrumental part at 1:31-1:40 is a stolen from an underoath song on define the great line
including the screamed vocals in the instrumental break

everything in this song is imitating underoath
from the secondary vocalist who does only clean vocals
to the way the lead vocalist screams/sings
to having a person playing synths that are somewhat pointless

i like underoath
a lot
so i hate how this band just ripped them off so obviously
also their looks just piss me off
with the singer and his wannabe davey havok hair
this band needs to die

]]> By: chad http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/07/09/shitstain-on-the-ass-of-the-universe-part-5/#comment-257855 chad Sat, 11 Jul 2009 10:43:27 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=17435#comment-257855 the resemblances between norma jean and underoath are so uncanny, it's bordering on copyright infringement. the formula they use would have been cutting-edge 10 years ago. unfortunately, it's 2009. i'm surprised labels are still signing bands of this tired genre. my theory is the same as most cultural-mediums these days, nobody has an original idea in their fucking head anymore, and everything is a blatant rip-off, remake, or carbon-copy of something else. the resemblances between norma jean and underoath are so uncanny,
it’s bordering on copyright infringement.
the formula they use would have been cutting-edge 10 years ago. unfortunately, it’s 2009.
i’m surprised labels are still signing bands of this tired genre.
my theory is the same as most cultural-mediums these days,
nobody has an original idea in their fucking head anymore,
and everything is a blatant rip-off, remake, or carbon-copy of something else.

]]> By: tim http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/07/09/shitstain-on-the-ass-of-the-universe-part-5/#comment-257838 tim Sat, 11 Jul 2009 07:25:00 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=17435#comment-257838 This makes the sound that I make when I shit sound good. This makes the sound that I make when I shit sound good.

]]> By: \m/Eluveitie\m/ http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/07/09/shitstain-on-the-ass-of-the-universe-part-5/#comment-257800 \m/Eluveitie\m/ Sat, 11 Jul 2009 04:41:23 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=17435#comment-257800 They love you too Ben, they love you too They love you too Ben, they love you too

]]> By: Ben http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/07/09/shitstain-on-the-ass-of-the-universe-part-5/#comment-257786 Ben Sat, 11 Jul 2009 04:01:39 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=17435#comment-257786 You're a real prick. Let other people enjoy their music, who cares. You’re a real prick. Let other people enjoy their music, who cares.

]]> By: Ben http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/07/09/shitstain-on-the-ass-of-the-universe-part-5/#comment-257782 Ben Sat, 11 Jul 2009 03:58:41 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=17435#comment-257782 That is a matter of opinion. Their fans like them. You do not. Shut the fuck up. They're not my favorite band at all, not even close lol, but I still love these guys and will support them. That is a matter of opinion. Their fans like them. You do not. Shut the fuck up. They’re not my favorite band at all, not even close lol, but I still love these guys and will support them.

]]> By: Charlie B http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/07/09/shitstain-on-the-ass-of-the-universe-part-5/#comment-257609 Charlie B Sat, 11 Jul 2009 00:34:12 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=17435#comment-257609 Broooootal!! Broooootal!!

]]> By: Dlabs http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/07/09/shitstain-on-the-ass-of-the-universe-part-5/#comment-257566 Dlabs Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:54:30 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=17435#comment-257566 well at least the popular "metal" bands well at least the popular “metal” bands

]]> By: Sin and Death http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/07/09/shitstain-on-the-ass-of-the-universe-part-5/#comment-257482 Sin and Death Fri, 10 Jul 2009 21:35:33 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=17435#comment-257482 I could have sworn I had made some sort of commnet here like "These guys bring gaycore to whole new levels unseen since All Time Low came out..." but I guess it didn't submit properly. Oh well. I could have sworn I had made some sort of commnet here like “These guys bring gaycore to whole new levels unseen since All Time Low came out…” but I guess it didn’t submit properly. Oh well.

]]> By: chicago web design http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/07/09/shitstain-on-the-ass-of-the-universe-part-5/#comment-257471 chicago web design Fri, 10 Jul 2009 21:26:38 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=17435#comment-257471 This makes me rage. This makes me rage.

]]> By: tobytobiasjones http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/07/09/shitstain-on-the-ass-of-the-universe-part-5/#comment-257294 tobytobiasjones Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:58:46 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=17435#comment-257294 *There are misspellings, and then *there are dual-misspellings. Oh, and *there are SO many other aspects about this band that are garbage. It's not just the singing... *There are misspellings, and then *there are dual-misspellings.

Oh, and *there are SO many other aspects about this band that are garbage.

It’s not just the singing…

]]> By: Kodiak http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/07/09/shitstain-on-the-ass-of-the-universe-part-5/#comment-257274 Kodiak Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:12:55 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=17435#comment-257274 I can only think of one CD I bought from Target, and it was Machine Head's "The Blackening". As for your story, when he made the REAL metal comment, I would have just laughed. I can only think of one CD I bought from Target, and it was Machine Head’s “The Blackening”.

As for your story, when he made the REAL metal comment, I would have just laughed.

]]> By: Kodiak http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/07/09/shitstain-on-the-ass-of-the-universe-part-5/#comment-257270 Kodiak Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:07:38 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=17435#comment-257270 Gotta agree with you on Eyes Set To Kill - I ran into one of their videos after watching Brokencyde (of all things) and found myself enjoying them, mainly because of their singer. She's not autotuned either, since I saw an acoustic vid and she was extremely close to the studio version. If/when the band breaks up, she'll probably be headed to the singer/songwriter circuit. Gotta agree with you on Eyes Set To Kill – I ran into one of their videos after watching Brokencyde (of all things) and found myself enjoying them, mainly because of their singer. She’s not autotuned either, since I saw an acoustic vid and she was extremely close to the studio version. If/when the band breaks up, she’ll probably be headed to the singer/songwriter circuit.

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