IN WHICH NOBODY TOLD US THAT WE’RE FIRED
Friday, July 10th, 2009 at 5:30pm by Axl RosenbergHOLY SHIT, you guys are never gonna believe what just happened. I ran out to buy a pack of cigarettes, and as I was walking down the street, I saw a huge EXPLOSION! I looked up and there was this little girl sticking her head out the window, screaming for help. So I climbed up the wall of the building, rescued the little girl AND her kitty, and then just went about my day like nothing happened! The little girl offered me free cupcakes for life, ha ha! I am awesome. Don’t look to read about this anywhere but here, though, as, uh, sometimes superheroic deeds such as this go unreported.
Here’s some other shit that happened this week:
- We’ve got exclusive full-album streams; the latest from Judas Priest and Arsonists Get All the Girls! Check ‘em out before they’re released on Tuesday.
- We finally completed the list, and then some.
- As it turns out, Devin Townsend often enters in our “funny photo caption” contests. We spoke to some members of Kylesa, too!
- We checked out the latest releases from Warbringer, Slough Feg, Obituary and Goatwhore.
- The folks at Limewire want to share your music, but not their pizza.
Don’t forget that I’ll be on the Metal Injection Livecast tonight at 10 PM EST. Listen in, call in, whatever. Just show me some love, you dicks.
-AR
You’re fired… just kidding, dudes. Have a good weekend.
so i checked out the “good priest” much better, not thoroughly impressed. i always respected them though. thanks for all the fuck yous. i needed them
I just clicked on a Bring Me The Horizon ad by accident…fuck you guys
So next week’s gonna be the new Sigh studio report, right? It’s been like two months and I want more info, cut it with the list already!
It’d be nice for some more info. I can’t wait to hear the new Sigh album.
I just got fired for yelling slayer at a golfer teeing off. I didn’t know that could happen to a fucking delivery driver but it did
And of course there is this:
http://www.antihumanism.com/2009/07/malevolent-creation-guitarist-vaporises-entire-planet
Thanks to wacky Phil, the Revolution Of Absurdity keeps getting weirder.
Haha, that rules!!!!!!!
I’m still cracking up over Ozzy firing Zakk in an interview without telling him beforehand. It’s like your girlfriend dumping you over Facebook. Except it’s not because she’s a bitch, it’s because she’s an old fart who can’t remember if she already told you or not.
Eluveitie check it out