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SHITSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE UNIVERSE (PART 6)

 Monday, July 13th, 2009 at 11:39am by

As The Deciblog might say, I don’t wanna talk about this, but you can if you want to.

-AR

[The Daily Swarm, via a tweet from Reign in Blonde]

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  • lmao

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

    HOLY FUCK

    • timmah

      i couldn’t have said it better myself

    • Uglymicrowave

      Can i just let all u guys in on something…

      there’s about 1000′s shitstain’s out there now…Go to Rise Records.com or there myspace and you will see hundreds of these fuckers….

      rise records seems to only want to sign these metalcore/emofuck bands

      they all sound the same!!!! and look the same!!!

    • Uglymicrowave

      I’m starting a band like this…

      but we all have normal hair and wear just shorts and t-shirts….is that aite?

      most of us have shaved heads….

      so i guess it dont make us retartcore right?

      and theres no keybaords….

      sorry i was j/k

  • Metal Fuckin’ Dave

    As bad as I think this is…and believe me, I think it is bad…it is still 100x better than Motionless in White. And I say that in all truthfulness. In fact, I think Motionless in White may be the worst band in history. This includes the band that I was in freshman year of high school.

    • Manny

      Talentless in White

  • Cat Tyrson

    Wow… You guys need to bring us more “shit stains”. This makes us appreciate even the artists who are marginal at best. The wild thing is that this fuckin’ train wreck actually has a fan somewhere.

  • http://www.myspace.com/shadow_patton Patton

    You just made my day, this is beyond shit

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    this is my band and i am piss

    • \m/Eluveitie\m/

      And yes, the intro was recorded on a Fisher Price piano

  • ehsteve

    I think this band is still better than some that made the list….

    • Metal Fuckin’ Dave

      I’d say they are about even with a couple…but not better.

  • You Don’t Know Me

    Those are 5 of the ugliest chicks i’ve ever seen.

    • Devastator

      1

  • Kye

    Shake shake shakeshake shake it

  • alliaphagist

    I kind of like the original. But not this version.

  • Ben

    Oh come now, this seriously isn’t that bad. I like this band more than most of the ones on the list. It wouldn’t be anywhere near the top 100 on my list, but its still more in my taste than the stuff “elitists” listen to. Go ahead. Attack me. I defended my taste and im done.

    • \m/Eluveitie\m/

      There was no taste to defend

    • ehsteve

      The song isn’t as bad as they say it is but the video is sickening.

      • gnarlk

        how about i attack attack! you?

        • Metal Fuckin’ Dave

          1

  • james…

    HOW FUCKING DARE THEY!

    Ben Gibbard needs to punch the shit out of every single one of these D-bags…This is unforgivable. At least Iron and Wine did more with it than just add a 4 minute long breakdown over the actual song and scream the lyrics….fuck you Confide

    • Senior Swanky

      Ben could prob take down all these un-original musical rejects.
      Sad very sad

  • Johnny

    Woo horray for breakdowns played over a sample that the producer stole from someone else yaay

  • http://www.reigninblonde.com Elise

    Glad I could contribute to your Shitstain series!!

  • Strep Townsend

    LOL@ the vocals
    LOL@ the drummer headbanging
    LOL@ this sucking as much if not more than Motionless in White
    LOL@ crabcore
    DIE!!

    • xXxDarkfoxXx

      Don’t forget the breakdown attempt. LOL

  • http://www.thedevilsdemons.com vincent

    Why would anyone ruin a perfectly good Postal Service song? Christ.

  • Hot Carl

    my buddy told me to check this band out a week or so ago. this is the first time i’ve heard them. i’m going to dick punch my buddy for suggesting this. although it was a good laugh.

    • Strep Townsend

      Friends don’t tell friends to listen to crap like this.

  • http://www.themetalreporter.net TMR

    SCORE!!

    they are one step away from crying just to show how br00tal they are.

  • Agmkreptile

    oh my god…never in my life have I wanted to shoot a drummer in the face so bad.

    • The Goat

      He has ‘hope’ and ‘love’ on his fingers. That just means that he enjoys large objects firmly placed in his anus.

  • groverXIII

    Urgh… I made it about a minute and a half. Then I decided to try to poke my brain with a pencil through my ear.

    Fucking kids with their tight-pants, v-neck t-shirts, and stupid haircuts. They’re so non-conformist, just like everyone else.

    • http://www.myspace.com/somethinglikesweet CJ

      Haha!

  • The Roan

    i would visit this site for these posts alone

  • John

    This is downright offensive. Thanks Ronius maximus

  • Strep Townsend

    These guys could win the bad music olympics for sure.

  • oblivion

    this should be called snuff- core cause i wanna snuff my self out after watching this.

  • http://lordsofmetal.nl/index.php?lang=en Cavorka

    CHUG CHUGCHUG CHUG CHUGCHUGCHUG(insert random 8bit keyboards here)

  • tim

    That drummer made me lower my head in shame for what he did to the respectable art of drumming. And this is coming from someone who’s only played drums for 6 months.

  • canea

    Eeek. So what kind of music do you have to grow up listening to to make music like this? Who would they site as their “musical influences”?

    • \m/Eluveitie\m/

      The Cure, Stomp, Japan, Electric Mayhem, God Forbid, The Smiths, Rupaul, The Damned, Jefferson Starship, Emerson, Lake & Palmer, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Cher

  • Malacoda

    I was listening, and was actually feeling guilty because I thought it sounded kind of catchy. Then I realized…. Wait…. they didn’t write it, so of course it’s going to be catchy. Then I looked at the musicianship and puked.

  • capita

    they wish they were underoath so bad

  • uLy

    Why do they keep posting this shit? FUCKING STOP already.

  • tobytobiasjones

    Thank God you guys didn’t post the name of this group of fools. This layout should continue so future Google searches for this site will not further their popularity.

    BRB, gonna barf now.

    • \m/Eluveitie\m/

      It says Confide right there on the video

  • http://www.concatenationrecords.com Kodiak

    I sort of liked the Casio loop at the beginning, but then I just started laughing too hard to hear the rest of the song.

  • bearwizard

    CRABCORE666 WE ARE THE TR00 CRABDETH

  • BlakMetallistKrieg

    (long exasperated sigh) Yep, more sub-mediocre screamo for ya. Or what Glenn Benton from Deicide calls it “whine rock” or “whinecore”, where one guy screams like a pussy devil while the other guy just “sings” like a straight pussy, and they try to force the two sounds together. Don’t you all just want to go back in time and kill Green Day and Blink 182 so this god-awful style of vocals would never exist?!

  • mahkiavelli

    I don’t usually watch the “shitstain on the ass…” videos, but I figured what the hell this time. I would have to agree w/the majority. They are pretty fucking awful…

  • Politude

    Better than Attack Attack, but not as catchy, thats not saying much.

  • braincake

    6/10 crabs

  • Z

    I fucking love The Postal Service. This is a disgrace.

  • Gecko

    Well at least now I know why Target was sold out of hair irons this weekend. This group of clearly fantastic musicians need to keep looking stylish!

  • johnnywhoopass

    Wow just when i thought it couldn’t get any worse! this band looks like there all emo brothers or something way to feed the fuckin stereotype about your music, they all dress like a retarded girl or something, worst everything on this one. i mean these guys got signed for real and people seriously listen to them, ive made better songs taking a shit than this. ugh one more band of long haired tight pant clad unison headbanging idiots. way to go rise records on signing another band that’s gunna go not be remembered after this week!

    fuck shoes

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Gavin/1396340262 Mark Gavin

    I get enough shit for liking The Postal Service… now I have a defense. “At least I’m not listening to THIS!”

  • HagstromSpeed

    Im surprised all of these shit bands dont have someone making a video for them like the Britney kid did, “LEAVE THE CHUGGA CHUGGA MUSIC ALONE!”

    • metalguy

      LEAVE IT ALONE!!!!

  • http://ksojkotech.wordpress.com/ Zoja

    Maan they suck !!! :/

  • tyler09

    i lik ehow they tried to copy ISMFOF. oh and the video paused to buffer right when he started to scream and it looked like he was taking the most painful shit in the world

  • Jimmy

    No wonder the drumsticks look so fucked up. Look at how he drums. It’s ridiculous. It’s like he has to brace himself on the snare in between hits to keep himself from seizing up off of the kit.

  • MetalRod

    I wouldn’t touch this band with a 10 foot pole. Unless, of course, the pole was on fire… then I definitely would!

    PURE SHIT

  • http://thejamminjabber.com/ thejamminjabber

    CRABCORE MOTHAFLUBBAZZZ!!!

    This might actually be worse than Attack Attack!

    http://thejamminjabber.com/2009/07/09/attack-attack-attack-my-senses-with-ridiculousness/

  • iLol

    HAHAHAHA

    SERIOUSLY DIDNT SEE THAT COMING

    SERIOUSLY

  • plumber

    Where do you start with this shit? I mean the song is shitty (obviously)….now I like me some catchy shit on the poppier end of the spectrum but it just should never (NEVER!) end up in metal. This is getting worse, every week there seems to be 1000 more of these assholes appearing. I also realize judging musicians based on they way they dress is a pretty juvenille pursuit but when young adult males start dressing like dressing like teenage girls…what the fuck? Is there something wrong with a pair of jeans and a t-shirt? Like not your younger sister’s T-shirt and fucking stretchy pants (Nacho!!)….but like something you’d find in the men’s section? And the fucking haircuts? They all have the same hair! And it sucks! And the jumping in unison? From one foot to another? It looked like Mike Patton from the fucking ‘Epic’ video, except that was the 80s so its okay, and its FNM…making even more okay. And the drummer(?)…just hammering on the drums. Doesn’t sound like he’s hitting them anywhere near that hard on the song. Plus you can’t sing emo style when you are all out of breath and shit from ravaging your kit. We are witnessing the end of music as we know it! These assholes gotta be stopped!!

  • EarthIsGay

    I have to clense my pallet with a little Amon Amarth right now.

    • metalguy

      my choice is Deicide. nothing kills some scenester music like deicide

      • Sandwiches

        Lecherous nocturne. It would make these assholes heads explode

  • lkgf09

    i find it hilarious that these crabcore bands have to wear pants that show off their ankles.

  • Johnny

    You know the original really isn’t that bad…

  • Jizzmaster3000

    It’s quite an achievement to have such a low rated music video on youtube.

  • Dave

    funny thing is I actually met these douchebags…even funnier is that they were complaining about every band that opened for them on their tour sounded like TWDP…even funnier is that they honestly believe theyre writing original music. thank god my band didnt open for them, we wouldve gotten booed offstage for being metal.

  • Aya

    I don’t get it. Does this kind of band enjoy good record sales?
    If not, why are they all over the place now?

  • Dustin at Metal Blade

    Who can give me a metal cover of a pop song that’s actually enjoyable and doesn’t make me want to punch a puppy in the face?

  • gad

    Yea well the song isn’t bad, but the video sucks.

    Dustin, try Message on a bottle by Machine Head or Riders on the storm by Benediction (yea it’s not pop but popular).

  • burrito supreme

    Come on guys, those are some pretty sweet vests.

  • WeAreChuckNorris

    “…freckles in her eyes…” what THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT…pure rubbish,,,my eyes are starting to fucking hurt…they all go to the same hair dresser…SHIT SHIT SHIT! how can this type of music be popular…I’m totally confused…fucking bitches!

    • WeAreChuckNorris

      …sorry, after reading some of the comments…still recovering from the visuals; a thought crossed my mind, on how a famous oracle predicted that the end of the world is nigh when the sexes start to blend so much that one can’t tell them apart,,,it’s hard enough dealing with shemales, but now that such a possibility is infiltrating the sacred realm of metaldom is…loss for words here…so I’ll just say…FUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKK