Comments on: I GOT STUPIDER JUST WATCHING THIS

By: eatmydick

eatmydick — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 16:55:07 +0000

you metal heads are fucking idiots

By: metalocalyptic_death

metalocalyptic_death — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 02:00:01 +0000

he said they got heavy breakdowns. pshhhh haha

By: Shai Rilov

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 14:09:28 +0000

looks like simple jack went and joined a band

By: Daniel Cairns

Daniel Cairns — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 14:19:16 +0000

Ah ha! This is gold.

‘Yep! Simple, that’s all I am!’

By: Lady Luck

Lady Luck — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 09:20:32 +0000

Out of everything that is wrong and terrible in this post, that’s the one thing you are struck by so much so that you are compelled to bitch about it? Good for you spelling nazi.

By: Chris

Chris — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 13:29:53 +0000

Now, I hate god-botherers as much as the next man (where’s a lion when you need one), but I can’t say I spent much time listening to the lyrics. It’s a bit like Robert Mugabe’s Hitler mustache – it’s obviously an issue, but it’s not the first thing that needs to be addressed

By: Chris

Chris — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 13:23:21 +0000

I’m with you on this one. I initially felt pity for this kid – after all, it’s not nice to make fun of the mentally disadvantaged.

Then I heard the music. – debasement and betrayal of everything underground bands have been doing since the late eighties. Bands can get away with many sins in this scene, but this degree of ignorance of and incuriousness is inexcusable.

Never mind the oxygen of publicity, these guys should be denied the oxygen of oxygen (to quote the late great Linda Smith).

By: Anthony

Anthony — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 20:07:33 +0000

BTW, this Attack Attack! Only has one exclmation point. Attack! Attack! (with 2) are a Welsh pop-rock band.

By: SonOF

SonOF — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 16:36:06 +0000

Wow, he’s slow…check out the blank stare on his face.

This should be a “stay in school” advertisement. Unfortunately he is dumb as a brick and probably living a pretty good life that most people wouldn’t mind.

By: baraaisu

baraaisu — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 08:57:45 +0000

SWEET JESUS.
the list of reasons why i hate my generation continues to grow.

By: Offal Love

Offal Love — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 20:30:39 +0000

I actually had to look up who you meant by IWABO.

And yes, they do make them look like Opeth.

By: Music T-shirts

Music T-shirts — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 20:24:37 +0000

I never see a blog like these. What an appearance.

By: Beard

Beard — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:41:26 +0000

Haha. GWAR on Jerry Springer.

By: Lord Bling

Lord Bling — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 15:19:28 +0000

This band makes IWABO look like Opeth.

By: Lord Bling

Lord Bling — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 15:18:47 +0000

By: chauncey chompers

chauncey chompers — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 15:18:14 +0000

so kids these days are borderline retarded. Im fucking glad Im almost 30.

I guess there’s a whole genre of music where christian kids who should be working at taco bell are playing in bands now. thats a bummer. I’m going to listen to Sadus and try and forget about what I saw.

By: Lord Bling

Lord Bling — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 15:17:09 +0000

At least he admitted that he didn’t come up with it. Jeez.

By: (required)

(required) — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:12:19 +0000

Oh man… try to avoid misspelling community college when you’re making fun of it.

By: (required)

(required) — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:06:55 +0000

Christian lyrics: Not Metal
Tickle Fights: Not Metal
Inarticulate Prepubescent Singer: Not Metal
Overly Tuned Cher-style Vocals: Punishable by Painful Death

By: RobotScythe

RobotScythe — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 12:13:41 +0000

I love watching keyboard players try to headbang while playing. Sorry, there’s nothing you can do to make keyboards look hardcore.

They look like every other kid who divides their time hanging out between the Hot Topic and Guitar Center.

Seriously. how can you differentiate one band from the other?? Every band these days is completely interchangable look and soundwise.