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ASK GWAR’S ODERUS URUNGUS A QUESTION!

Thursday, July 16th, 2009 at 1:30pm by

gwar oderus urungusLegendary interplanetary metal band Gwar are back August 18th with their new record Lust in Space, the first track of which “Let Us Slay” is currently streaming on their MySpace page.

While you eagerly await the new record and next blood and semen-spewing Gwar concert to come through your town (which, according to Moby, is the best show ever), we’ve gotten frontman / Fox News correspondent Oderus Urungus to agree to answer fan questions from you MS Maniacs. So post your questions in the comments section below, and Oderus himself will cherry-pick a bunch of his favorites to answer back here on MetalSucks in a couple of weeks. If you’d like to ask Oderus about where all that semen comes from, to share a favorite space lust story, or anything else you can think of… now’s the time!

We’ll be closing entries next Thursday at 5pm EDT. Have fun.

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  • Johnny

    Since you guys are so fucking dangerous and shit with all those spikes and blades and crap do you guys find it hard to get laid?

  • Gary S.

    How does it feel to have Greg Gutfeld lodged so far up your ass?

  • King Cheezit

    Is crabcore on the seafood menu in outerspace?

  • Keith Brown

    May I borrow a dollar?

  • Ashley

    What is it like having such a huge cuddlefish, and how are you able to shoot so much jizz into the crowd every night?

  • Johnny Ringo

    Is space-pussy as tight as earth-pussy? And are space girls as disease-ridden and crazy as earth girls?

  • Matt

    Since your Oscar worthy performance in the movie Empire Records, why have you shunned Hollywood and the Movie industry?

  • TurdFerguson

    What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

  • Fran

    How many CD’s do you have since you started?

  • Damien L.

    Gwarnography, just how extreme is it? How many species are involved?

  • sandedfaceless

    You are suddenly attacked by a large naked man. How do you beat him off?

  • Adam

    Is Gwar going to be in the game Brutal Legend?

  • deanerhead

    Is it true Dave Brockie makes Slave Pit the Richmond equivalent of the Neverland Ranch? Would you eat a cake baked by Hunter Jackson?

  • ceth

    Any plans to possibly purchase that tank that the Rusians sent to the moon and incorporate it into your live show?

  • Beard

    That kid that was on Jerry Springer during the “Shock Rock” special, did he ever get a decent haircut and take off the lipstick? Or did he just get the crap beat out of him like he said was ok?

  • Aaron

    2 questions: 1- What will be the next celeb to be slaughtered now that a bunch of them are already dead?
    2- Can I meet BalSac? :]

  • Tom

    how do you have sex?

    and what do you think of michael jackson?

  • http://www.hibernum.net hibernum

    Have you ever considered running for President? Would you make Sleazy Martini your running mate?

    What’s the worst STD you ever contracted?

    Have you ever considered making a Gwar iphone app? I’ll bet that would make enough bucks to buy a ticket off this stinking planet.

  • http://www.hibernum.net hibernum

    What do you like most about Sara Palin? Her tits or ass?

  • Johnny Death

    Barack Obama:
    A. Would you kill him?
    B. Would you have sex with him?
    C. Would you kill him, then have sex with him?

  • Spanky

    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

  • http://myspace.com/aaronlinnbaker Samuel Hall

    What is the worst thing you have ever done by your own standard of morality?

  • lolwut

    can i meet Sleazy P. Martini and do crack with him? and is Slymenstra Hymen comming back?

  • bearbomb

    Do you enjoy a fiber-filled trip to the bathroom as much as I do?

  • nickrush

    As the owner of a GWAR tattoo, I would like to know: Does it mean I’m going straight to hell?

  • bearwizard

    what is your official stance on wigger slam?

  • Phoenixdan

    Do you hate yourself for going on that Fox show?

  • jackattack

    How’s the weather on Scumdogia?

  • seveword

    Have you ever thought of making a scale model of the Statue of Liberty entirely out of meat?

  • SP420

    …Can you hear me now?

  • http://www.myspace.com/monotheistmetal Shiv

    How is babby formmed?

  • Ajax

    Out of all of your songs, which..I guess, character….did you enjoy fucking the most? I.E. Babyraper, or FIsh Fuck…Or that chick that came backstage with your ultimate bohab.

  • http://kzscsledge.blogspot.com GoatRidersHorde

    When do you get your own Fox News show?

  • Nanard

    Are you guys still “fucking an animal” ??

  • Religion Is Essential

    My puppy has a sore paw, how will I be able to show him at mrs. Ferngully’s ‘happy day puppy parade’ if he is so unhappy? …please help!

  • Joshie

    Where have the X-Cops gone?

  • http://www.fubar69.blogspot.com Nothingman

    Do you have any tips for skinning babies?

  • deanerhead

    Is ‘We Kill Everything’ the most evil crime perpetrated against humanity? Is your fiance a slut (she seems like it but I don’t judge)?

  • Big Nick

    Will you adopt me?

  • Jesse

    How can such a fucking great band suck so bad?

  • Jesse

    Isn’t Oderus a girl’s name?

  • Joshie

    What was it like to meet Beavis and Butt-Head in person?

  • Lady Awa

    Seriously though, How did you come to be back on Metal Blade?

  • Some Random Dude

    Rosie O’Donnal or Tom Cruise.
    who would you rather fuck.

  • phant

    Any chance we will ever see a mecha Gor-Gor?

  • Bushy

    Are you truly king of kings?

  • deanerhead

    If Bon Jovi stole your costumes and got Dr. Teeth to sing lead, would they have had a slot on Ozzfest in ’07? How come ‘Letter from Scallop Boat’ is the only good song you’ve ever written?

  • Noel

    Which instrument is the best to stick up your ass… more particularly, which part of the instrument????