Comments on: FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A LIMITED EDITION WINO 180-GRAM VINYL!

By: GORD WILSON

GORD WILSON — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 20:43:26 +0000

as his parents pulled out of the driveway, robert, quickly raced to his sister’s room and donned her favorite sunglasses, pants and striped mitts. as he had been undecided on his new identity, robbie wrote each of his choices on his chest to see which one might look the best on a silver chain. now finally comfotable in his skin, locking himself in the bathroom, he is free to sing and dance like the star he knows he will be after winning american idol. only to be cut short by his asshole, jock brother who came home early to take a shit after practice. banging on the door and shouting, “come out, come out you queer!!”.poor robbie, replies “no, no i will never come out! JAZZ HANDS!”

By: Jake Kobrin

Jake Kobrin — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 16:56:35 +0000

Inspired by Johan Hegg, young Chad “Mango” Thomson, spends up to an astounding 13 hours a day in front of a mirror practicing his perfect metal “pose”…

By: Matt

Matt — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 15:46:10 +0000

“One day I’ll sprout breasts and be a real girl! And all the boys will whistle and shout Rosemary Lynn when I strut by.”

By: nolavann

nolavann — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 02:36:20 +0000

Kick off your sunday shoes.. Please Louise

By: Maverick

Maverick — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 21:44:16 +0000

Behold! the newest front man or our shitstain on the universe band!

By: Kim Kelly

Kim Kelly — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 22:22:21 +0000

I’m too disgusted by this photo to be clever. Just send me the record. You know I’ll give it a good home, guys.

By: Soup

Soup — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 22:51:45 +0000

a brief look into the new sub-genre, Rosemarylynncore.

By: H2O

H2O — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 22:51:00 +0000

Nice breasts, oh I meant name.

By: Brian \m/(-_-)\m/

Brian \m/(-_-)\m/ — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 12:37:36 +0000

To commemorate May 19, the day that rock and roll greats such as Pete Townshend, Joey Ramone, Dusty Hill, and Phil Rudd were born, Monica (otherwise known as Rosemary Lynn) decides to abandon the checkered look for a more manly, bare chested one

By: Maverick

Maverick — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 06:17:14 +0000

“..And the filthy emo makes a face as he accidentally slammed his tiny dick in the drawer, coincidentally taking a picture at the same time.”

By: Maverick

Maverick — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 06:15:42 +0000

Stop!…………Hammertime!

By: Ironspudd

Ironspudd — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 03:07:56 +0000

He should’ve joined the Navy instead.

By: jello

jello — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 22:28:20 +0000

He’s Conrad’s cockpit man on Black Sheep. That’s been on RetroTV lately.

By: TrapThem

TrapThem — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 20:17:42 +0000

seriously what the fuck is wrong with all these kids these days? there’s a million of fuckers like him on myspace and facebook

By: Maigaard

Maigaard — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 20:16:47 +0000

Oh my god, that’s ME!

By: chris

chris — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 08:20:52 +0000

come on after the crouch grab and the newly exposed chest you must accept me as the new michael jackson except this time i will call it “nevercomebyhere ranch” to give some reverse psychology, because you know thats what people are into.

By: chris

chris — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 08:16:10 +0000

did i make it into the worlds biggest douches competition?

By: \m/Eluveitie\m/

\m/Eluveitie\m/ — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 06:00:28 +0000

(as the bathroom wall compacts Swoop Guystalker)
C-3MO: Listen to them, they’re dying, R2!!! Curse my metal body, I wasn’t fast enough. It’s all my fault. My poor master

By: Gerardo

Gerardo — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 05:37:44 +0000

“Maybe this will make me brutal enough to headline for Attack Attack!”

By: aaron m.

aaron m. — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 04:45:38 +0000

“I dress like a clown because I’m really crying on the inside.”