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...And Fuck You Too

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 Thursday, July 16th, 2009 at 3:30pm by

Honkey Grandma be trippin’.

I’m sorry. This is awful. This is objectively awful. There is nothing good about it. I can’t think of one goddamn nice thing to say. Fuck this. Fuck it in the ear.

-AR

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  • http://www.welovemetal.com We Love Metal

    Thank god someone stepped forward. People have been talking about how good this cover is while I quietly vomit off to the side. This was an awful song to being with so “Garbage in – Garbage out”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matt-Dasher/30826541 Matt Dasher

    wow, this is beyond awful. If Maria Brink didn’t pose for Playboy, then nobody would care about this band.

    • stu1

      She did??

    • Jewers

      Indeed, which is why when you type in Maria Brink on Google

      “Maria Brink Playboy”

      comes up before

      “Maria Brink In This Moment”

      • who cares

        She was not nude in the issue. Just a photo/interview.

  • SonOF

    One nice thing to say: The lead singer is pretty hot, although her vocals make me want to strangle her with the mic cord.

    • groverXIII

      Hot? She looks like a tattooed Real Doll.

  • http://www.myspace.com/forgloryandempire Aude

    Met Maria Brink in person. She is 20x LESS ATTRACTIVE than her pictures pretend she is.

    • stu1

      Yes. It’s all photoshop. She’s not very good looking in person.

    • fightingmike

      Yeah, up close she looks old and busted!

      • Noel

        ya, cuz i bet your all casanovas.

  • http://ultimateposerblog.blogspot.com Mancubus

    And I got a blog started. No more facebook link, I’ve got a real one. (Wish I could still use the same pic)

    • Canvas Of Flesh

      I joined your blog. I’ll have to create a Google account later to comment.

  • jason

    I dunno……it’s pretty good with the audio muted.

  • jason

    speaking of wanting to dip my balls in something….

  • John

    I’d hit it. But shit is garbage.

  • cougar party

    Shitty. Not as bad as the Run to the Hills cover they did. Not even the tremedous amounts of effects she put on her vocals could save her.

    The crowd shots are funny….people watching in stunned silence.

    • groverXIII

      Yeah, the Run To The Hills cover made me physically ill.

  • bucketochicken

    I got as far as “dneer dneer, dneer dneer, dneer dneer, dnerriduhnerrideer” before clicking stop.

    I bet they get a gold album, easy.

  • Johnny

    Shes hot. Cover isn’t as bad as I expected but it still isn’t anything special

  • 36thoughtless

    ouch

  • http://www.decibelmagazine.com/blog nick

    I’m practically peeing my pants in anticipation of the In This Moment cover of “I Know What Boys Like.” Fuck this band.

  • http://www.reigninblonde.com Elise

    AHHAHAH I fucking hate her tattoos.

  • ceth

    Why do these hot women always insist on being in such shitty bands and playing such shitty music.

  • TurdFerguson

    I get more turned on watching drunken fat chicks doing this song at karaoke than i did watching this video…maybe because i have a chance with a drunken fat chick?

  • Blake

    I’d still hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the King of England.

    • jason

      ha…

    • Seth

      Haha haven’t heard that one before

    • BaldAsshole

      TEXTSFROMLASTNIGHT.COM IS SUPPERIOR IN EVERY WAY!

      • Jenna

        I SAW IT TOO!

    • http://www.myspace.com/hateband666 Wanga

      noice.

  • jason

    -10 for having a white guy with dreadlocks in your band who’s name isn’t Jeff Walker.

  • Spanky

    Fuck that band, ive had to see them 3 times at shows and theyve been terrible each time, id only see them again if she sang naked lol

  • Pahkmycah

    She is not very good looking, and she can’t sing.

    I saw this band open for Rob Zombie a few years ago, they were fucking awful.

  • Lorenzo

    You have to admire the business sense here.

    Get a cute chick with tattoos and an eh voice and bam record deal.

  • canea

    I’m only interested in watching this if a maverick gust of wind suddenly blows her skirt up to her chin. Anyone willing to take one for the team and watch all of this and let us know?

    • Mynamesucks

      Nope you can’t see anything.

    • Johnny Ringo

      only problem is she has a kid so in a sense you’d be looking at an arby’s sandwich betwixt her thighs

      • j-rock

        Hey, she didn’t win that kid in a raffle though

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Farhaad-Esfandiary/501309890 Farhaad Esfandiary

    ATM, amongst other things. Dirty slut.

  • Paxl Rose

    Deborah Harry is hotter than her, even now.

  • mahkiavelli

    I was hoping for Pink to crawl on stage and kick her ass for stealing her look – but I’m not sure that would even make this cover bearable.

  • Sin and Death

    I still don’t understand how people can think she’s hot. Hideous face, skanky body, and a voice that makes Andy from Lacuna Coil sound like Pavarotti. And if Aude’s statement is true that she is less attractive in person, then Jesus Christ monkeyballs, she must be the inspiration for Goatwhore.

  • Gecko

    Remember when there was this pretty hot female singer with a bunch of dudes that nobody cared about and we called it No Doubt? Did someone just attempt to make them edgier with an inked out Gwen Stefani (cause let’s face it…she can’t sing for shit either)? I’d still hit it like a pinata though… Just saying…

  • SxPxDxCx

    What is up with her patting the guitarist on the head like he is her dog or something.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Martin-J-Daniels/560638628 Martin J Daniels

    PaxlRose

    “Deborah Harry is hotter than her, even now.”

    hilarious!

  • Canvas Of Flesh

    Cadaveria’s cover of this song is 100X better than this trash.

  • wata

    BOOBAGE

  • tyler09

    i dont care because i would still fuck her

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Farhaad-Esfandiary/501309890 Farhaad Esfandiary

      ^^^

    • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

      Have fun at the clinic

  • rattleh3ad

    They just didn’t get the memo that nu metal is dead. How is this any worse than limp bizkit’s george michael cover or dope doing you turn me round or whatever the hell that song is called? Horrible fain death metal voice with echo at the end.

  • Binkles

    at least its a semi hot chick trying to rock and not doint some hip hop shit…silver linings and such

  • favoriteusername

    this is better than the list
    ONNO

  • Jizzmaster3000

    Needs more reverb.

  • Cruithne

    The studio version is actually pretty good. Hell, the whole album is pretty good.

    Whoever the producer is either had the patience of a saint waiting for her to deliver a performance in tune or is a wizz with the old auto-tune/pro-tools, ‘cos she can’t sing for shit or giggles.

    Nice rack though.

  • ed

    It didn’t sound too bad up till about 46s when she started to sound like a dying cat.

  • RobotScythe

    Hot chicks with big jug are always fun to watch headbang.

    When I started the vid, I said to myself, “She’ll probably scream the chorus”. And there you go. Predicatble nu-metal, metalcore, etc etc crap.

  • DemonicLemming

    “Muh-num-buh-duhm-buh-luh-num-buh-nu-unhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Cuh-aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nug ahhhhhhhhh!”

    Am I supposed to be hearing something different here?

  • iolanach

    That was horrible.

    Nice tits though.

  • Fritz!

    That’s fake!! Somebody fixed the tape, BOOBS JUST DON’T SOUND THAT BAD! ………ahhhhh, im confused..

  • Dustin at Metal Blade

    Let me count the ways i hate In This Moment….
    1. I hate this band
    2. Man do i really hate this fuckin band…

  • DemonicLemming

    And after actually watching the video, if she fucks like she dances, she’s probably one of those “dead fish lays”. “Metal” band vocalist that dresses like Britney Spears back in 1999, and dances like a retard. Yeah, she qualifies for sterilisation.

  • http://www.themetalreporter.net TMR

    Do Porn… Do Porn… Do Porn… Your Only Talent Is To Do Porn… Do Porn.

    Why is she screaming, why is she yelling, why does the guitars sound so gay, why is she acting like a total idiot, it’s not like I cared for this band before… not planning on starting.

    FUCK THIS IS HORRIBLE !!

  • West Virginia

    remember Wicked Wisdom?

    ha! bet you dont

    doubt you will remember this band in a couuple years