PLEASE DON’T CALL ME
Thursday, July 16th, 2009 at 3:30pm by Axl RosenbergHonkey Grandma be trippin’.
I’m sorry. This is awful. This is objectively awful. There is nothing good about it. I can’t think of one goddamn nice thing to say. Fuck this. Fuck it in the ear.
-AR
Thank god someone stepped forward. People have been talking about how good this cover is while I quietly vomit off to the side. This was an awful song to being with so “Garbage in – Garbage out”
wow, this is beyond awful. If Maria Brink didn’t pose for Playboy, then nobody would care about this band.
She did??
Indeed, which is why when you type in Maria Brink on Google
“Maria Brink Playboy”
comes up before
“Maria Brink In This Moment”
She was not nude in the issue. Just a photo/interview.
One nice thing to say: The lead singer is pretty hot, although her vocals make me want to strangle her with the mic cord.
Hot? She looks like a tattooed Real Doll.
Met Maria Brink in person. She is 20x LESS ATTRACTIVE than her pictures pretend she is.
Yes. It’s all photoshop. She’s not very good looking in person.
Yeah, up close she looks old and busted!
ya, cuz i bet your all casanovas.
And I got a blog started. No more facebook link, I’ve got a real one. (Wish I could still use the same pic)
I joined your blog. I’ll have to create a Google account later to comment.
I dunno……it’s pretty good with the audio muted.
speaking of wanting to dip my balls in something….
I’d hit it. But shit is garbage.
Shitty. Not as bad as the Run to the Hills cover they did. Not even the tremedous amounts of effects she put on her vocals could save her.
The crowd shots are funny….people watching in stunned silence.
Yeah, the Run To The Hills cover made me physically ill.
I got as far as “dneer dneer, dneer dneer, dneer dneer, dnerriduhnerrideer” before clicking stop.
I bet they get a gold album, easy.
Shes hot. Cover isn’t as bad as I expected but it still isn’t anything special
ouch
I’m practically peeing my pants in anticipation of the In This Moment cover of “I Know What Boys Like.” Fuck this band.
AHHAHAH I fucking hate her tattoos.
Why do these hot women always insist on being in such shitty bands and playing such shitty music.
I get more turned on watching drunken fat chicks doing this song at karaoke than i did watching this video…maybe because i have a chance with a drunken fat chick?
I’d still hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the King of England.
ha…
Haha haven’t heard that one before
TEXTSFROMLASTNIGHT.COM IS SUPPERIOR IN EVERY WAY!
I SAW IT TOO!
noice.
-10 for having a white guy with dreadlocks in your band who’s name isn’t Jeff Walker.
Fuck that band, ive had to see them 3 times at shows and theyve been terrible each time, id only see them again if she sang naked lol
She is not very good looking, and she can’t sing.
I saw this band open for Rob Zombie a few years ago, they were fucking awful.
You have to admire the business sense here.
Get a cute chick with tattoos and an eh voice and bam record deal.
I’m only interested in watching this if a maverick gust of wind suddenly blows her skirt up to her chin. Anyone willing to take one for the team and watch all of this and let us know?
Nope you can’t see anything.
only problem is she has a kid so in a sense you’d be looking at an arby’s sandwich betwixt her thighs
Hey, she didn’t win that kid in a raffle though
ATM, amongst other things. Dirty slut.
Deborah Harry is hotter than her, even now.
I was hoping for Pink to crawl on stage and kick her ass for stealing her look – but I’m not sure that would even make this cover bearable.
I still don’t understand how people can think she’s hot. Hideous face, skanky body, and a voice that makes Andy from Lacuna Coil sound like Pavarotti. And if Aude’s statement is true that she is less attractive in person, then Jesus Christ monkeyballs, she must be the inspiration for Goatwhore.
Remember when there was this pretty hot female singer with a bunch of dudes that nobody cared about and we called it No Doubt? Did someone just attempt to make them edgier with an inked out Gwen Stefani (cause let’s face it…she can’t sing for shit either)? I’d still hit it like a pinata though… Just saying…
What is up with her patting the guitarist on the head like he is her dog or something.
PaxlRose
“Deborah Harry is hotter than her, even now.”
hilarious!
Cadaveria’s cover of this song is 100X better than this trash.
BOOBAGE
i dont care because i would still fuck her
^^^
Have fun at the clinic
They just didn’t get the memo that nu metal is dead. How is this any worse than limp bizkit’s george michael cover or dope doing you turn me round or whatever the hell that song is called? Horrible fain death metal voice with echo at the end.
at least its a semi hot chick trying to rock and not doint some hip hop shit…silver linings and such
this is better than the list
ONNO
Needs more reverb.
The studio version is actually pretty good. Hell, the whole album is pretty good.
Whoever the producer is either had the patience of a saint waiting for her to deliver a performance in tune or is a wizz with the old auto-tune/pro-tools, ‘cos she can’t sing for shit or giggles.
Nice rack though.
It didn’t sound too bad up till about 46s when she started to sound like a dying cat.
Hot chicks with big jug are always fun to watch headbang.
When I started the vid, I said to myself, “She’ll probably scream the chorus”. And there you go. Predicatble nu-metal, metalcore, etc etc crap.
“Muh-num-buh-duhm-buh-luh-num-buh-nu-unhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Cuh-aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nug ahhhhhhhhh!”
Am I supposed to be hearing something different here?
That was horrible.
Nice tits though.
That’s fake!! Somebody fixed the tape, BOOBS JUST DON’T SOUND THAT BAD! ………ahhhhh, im confused..
Let me count the ways i hate In This Moment….
1. I hate this band
2. Man do i really hate this fuckin band…
And after actually watching the video, if she fucks like she dances, she’s probably one of those “dead fish lays”. “Metal” band vocalist that dresses like Britney Spears back in 1999, and dances like a retard. Yeah, she qualifies for sterilisation.
Do Porn… Do Porn… Do Porn… Your Only Talent Is To Do Porn… Do Porn.
Why is she screaming, why is she yelling, why does the guitars sound so gay, why is she acting like a total idiot, it’s not like I cared for this band before… not planning on starting.
FUCK THIS IS HORRIBLE !!
remember Wicked Wisdom?
ha! bet you dont
doubt you will remember this band in a couuple years