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SHITSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE UNIVERSE (PART 7)

 Thursday, July 16th, 2009 at 1:00pm by

robots go bleepGentleman and lady, I give you Robots Go Beep!.

I’m not even going to say anything about this band because I know you all will take care of it… go!

-VN

[Thanks: Laura and AJ]

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  • it’s louie!!!!!

    o.k., i’ll go first. gayer than 8 guys fucking 9 guys.

  • Gecko

    Robots Go Beep, and I go throw up from it. Bleeech!

  • Sin and Death

    Is this some sort of sick joke?

  • Tom

    sounds like someone screaming over retro videogame music i.e. it’s shit.

    plus one of them is a fat cunt

    • http://lavidastrangiato.blogspot.com/ Jake

      “plus one of them is a fat cunt”
      Seconded, and it looks like Mastodon finally answered the age-old question of “Where Strides the Behemoth.” It plays in a shitty techno-core band.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brian-Cartan/724505595 Brian Cartan

      Jesus, Josh Homme really let himself go.

      • Thor Jr.

        Ha.. Though he did manage to get one button done up for the photo shoot……

    • Joshie

      Isn’t that the uncle from Dead Alive / Braindead?

  • Ahab

    I think I saw those kids outside Hot Topic playing Magic the Gathering the other day.

  • Patton

    Forget Robots Go Beep. This is one of their top friends.

    http://www.myspace.com/whengirlsgothroughpuberty4life

    • Pantallica

      Hahaha your right, theyre 1000 times worse.

      • http://lavidastrangiato.blogspot.com/ Jake

        Goddamn One-Man MySpace Drum Machine Grindcore…

    • Elitist Fuck

      They’re friends with Gary Suarez’s band, which says something, right?

      http://www.myspace.com/wearesuarez

      • Gary S.

        My band is much better than the one you falsely associate me with.

  • lkgf09

    is this serious? do people really like this bullshit? im astounded by the awfulness of these douchebahs.

  • oblivion

    bubba sparxx and the last surviving ramone

  • http://www.myspace.com/northwestroyale Blake

    Someone discovered the Drumkit From Hell plug-in…

  • http://lordsofmetal.nl/index.php?lang=en Cavorka

    The only good thing about this crapfest is the Joker monologue…..

  • http://neverontime.wordpress.com Sleepy

    Seriously?! I think they may actually be worse than Brokencyde and Attack Attack! I love making fun of those bands. These guys I just want to stab in the face with a broken glass bottle. And how many types of “core” are there now? What the fuck? Techno-Core, SoftHardCore, Care Bear Core?

  • Johnny

    Hahahahaha these guys need to be raped and killed by rabid polar bears they suck so bad

  • Seth

    Well that sucked. But the title “Chris Brown Beat Down” made me laugh. Then the song just made me very sad…

  • Jizzmaster3000

    They’re too ugly too hate, I for one look forward to their nominations for the top 21 metal albums of the decade. I would describe their sound as hackeyed, which is like hackneyed but with more pain and moobs.

  • The Goat

    Soooooo this band sucks while ghengis tron and horse the band are OK??

    • Brandon

      Yep, that is correct.

    • The Roan

      im going to assume your life up to this point has been one massive failure.

  • Permafrost

    “Hey there, we’re ROBOTS GO BEEP!. We started out back in 2007 as three guys who didn’t really know what we were doing. Well, two years later, and with only two people in the band, we’ve come into our own and have made a name for ourselves doing what we do. We play a mix of House Techno and Deathcore and we don’t care if you don’t like it.”

    Well… It’s 2009 and you STILL don’t know what you’re doing.
    Yes, you have made a name for yourself and it is “shit”.
    House Techno and Deathcore never asked to be bunk buddies, so fucking stop it.
    I don’t like it and I don’t care if YOU don’t like it.
    It’s shit like this that kills my soul. Just about any retarded fetal alcohol baby can put their “music” on myspace.
    YOU are not special. “Special Olympics” special, maybe.

    • Slaughterhouse

      haha……………………..haha

      • http://richarddawkins.net/ RICHARD DAWKINS

        HOUSE AND TECHNO ARE TWO DIFFERENT KINDS OF MUSIC, LIKE METAL AND HARDCORE. WHEN WILL YOU YANKS LEARN THIS?

        ALSO HOUSE IS VERY GAY, WHILE TECHNO IS DARK AS FUCK AND THEREFORE VERY COOL.

  • http://www.myspace.com/shadow_patton Patton

    Are they like for real ? SERIOUSLY ?!?

  • Ant_101

    Can anyone tell the difference between the stuff they label as “rough” and “pre production” as opposed to the stuff they class as “mastered”?

    It all sounds like a down syndrome kid having a tantrum over a bad ringtone to me.

  • BaldAsshole

    WOW………… 10 seconds in and I AM HOOKED!

    IM GONNA GET A ROBOTS GO BEEP TATTOO WITH STARS AND BRIGHT LETTERS B/C ITS JUST SOO BR00TAL!

  • builtforsin

    ????????????????????????????????????????
    AUDREY MCCRANIE
    MERCH GIRL
    ????????????????????????????????????????

    That is the FATTER one in black on the left….

    FATTEST UGLIEST GIRL EVER.

    I bet she wouldnt fuck herself.

    • Centurion

      Wait a second, that one is a girl?? I think i’m going to go throw up in a corner now.

  • Lorenzo

    Hold on hold on HOLD ON.

    There are people out there that actually look like this?

    I mean this is what they look like when they’re walking around. Oh god that is so fucking creepy. I mean look at that dude with the long hair look at his tits! I thought that was an ugly scene chick.

  • TurdFerguson

    This sounds like the shit me and this progeria kid came up with when we were trying to get laid by telling chicks we were in a band. Fruity Loops and a 4 track and we had proof!

  • Malacoda

    is it a guy or girl on the right?

  • Malacoda

    WAIT ITS A GIRL ON THE LEFT?

    • jay

      Its a guy. its clearly labeled on their site. the merch girl is not pictured.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Gavin/1396340262 Mark Gavin

    “Label: Unsigned”

    THANK GOD. I hope it stays that way.

  • groverXIII

    Judging by these comments, I have never been so glad in my life that our IT folks decided to block MySpace on the company network.

  • SonOF

    Those are two of the ugliest guys on the planet today. If I was a girl, and fucking them would ensure world peace, I may think twice about it.

  • \nn/

    Seriously. This is way beyond the SOTAOTU material. I want Motionless In White back !!!

    • bagel

      7-letter acronym? Seriously, c’mon now.

  • SonOF

    Interesting, even other species are horrified by this shitty music. I just clicked the link to check out the awfulness that is Robots Go Beep!, and as soon as the music came on, my dog turned around with a pained expression on his face like I just tried to take his temperature rectally. Sorry, boy.

  • Bob

    too easy

  • perkele

    why do you post this utter crap on this site??? yes there is a lot of shitstains on ass of the universe, but do we have to know about every single one of them?

  • http://www.theinevitablenose.com/ The Inevitable Nose

    These guys are the new cool. Roadrunner, sign them immediately.

  • Slaughterhouse

    OMG!!!!!!!! That is fucking horrible! Its not even good enough to be called “Core” anything……..

  • http://www.myspace.com/uglydirge aaron m.

    surprisingly, not as bad as brokencyde.

    • bagel

      once you’re this bad, why does it even matter

  • Strep Townsend

    I listened through the first track, then skipped to the second, this is the retarded bullshit that is allowed to flourish because of having “an open mind”.
    This is why there must be standards all metalheads live up to, you cannot allow yourself to skew too far out of the metal genres or you’ll most likely end up listening to shit like this.

  • bearwizard

    broski these guys can fuckin shred

  • Dlabs

    what really saddens me is bands like brokencyde actually make money

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QU0BKUbflc Garske

    Vince I think I might’ve found you guys a Part 8 already.

    http://www.myspace.com/roamc

    listen to the song ‘Goblin Crusade’

    pretty sure these guys are a joke though so that might disqualify them from being too big of a shitstain

  • Chris Carnage

    I’ve heard better noise come out of a fat transexual’s bleeding anus

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Martin-J-Daniels/560638628 Martin J Daniels

    fukin….no….way…..

  • Aya

    Electronica is one of my fave music genres. It’s not supposed to be used in this way. :/

  • MrSlippyFist

    JESUS FUCK ME SIDEWAYS CHRIST!OK EVERYONE LISTEN UP…I THINK IF WE ALL PUT A DOLLAR IN WE COULD GENERATE ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY A HACKER TO FUCKING DELETE MYSPACE ONCE & FOR ALL!!!THIS HAS TO FUCKING STOP!!!!!I WENT TO AN UNDERGROUND SHOW THE OTHER NIGHT & THIS BAND http://www.myspace.com/entershikari CAME ON & WITHIN A FEW SONGS I WAS SO OFFENDED I LEFT!TELL ME WHEN DID SYNCHRONIZING HAND CLAPPING REPLACE MOSHING AT A FUCKING METAL SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • StatutoryApe

    Wow, just wow O.O and unfortunately enough, they play shows near me so i might have the pleasure of getting to play a show with them sometime, fantastic -_-

  • Edika

    I think you guys are not giving enough credit to this band. If they get a drummer and maybe a guitarisy and a basist they could actually suck!

  • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

    This is my band and I’m hungry

  • maxfischer

    oh man that shit is awful

  • Aya

    OMG, my mailbox gets flooded thanks to this.

    It’s kinda ironic and sad that we pay much attention to these terrible bands.(I mean, over 60 comments here now)…But when VN and AR talk about some good underground metal bands, most of us just skip that blog entry.
    WE ALL FAIL.

  • Dutchguy

    An oldfashioned telegram to Robots go beep:

    Please please please please. Stop.

  • http://www.flamingtusk.com Zosimus

    This sounds like Atom And His Package if Atom And His Package had no taste or decent sense of humor.

    • sYgnal

      Finally! Only 60+ comments later and someone points out the obvious… At the risk of revealing one of my guilty pleasures, Atom & His Package were fucking great!! *Oops*

  • RobotScythe

    That pic looks like one you’d see on the news over the caption “Two Suspects Saught By Police In Rape Case.”

  • Lord Bling

    If all metal did was post shit bands that use death-like vocals, there would be no room for anything else.

  • BrandonMetal

    good thing for the people that don’t live in florida, otherwise you might get stuck seeing them pay to play as opener the next time a real band roles into town.
    it’s also funny that they went out of the way to be on several of the major networking sites.

  • Noel

    ok…1st thing that comes to mind is the dog man from spaceballs….

    • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

      Or Jabba from Star Wars

  • C. E. Angry

    HA HA AHA HA HA AHA HA HA You really have nothing better to do than to put my band under A microscope. Seriously, It’s fucking hilarious to read these comments. I love the tagline from this site from The State skit by the way.

    It’s so welcoming to know that bands like I Set My Friends On Fire encourage and welcome us, and that Ghengis Tron and Sky Eats Airplane get recognition for doing the same thing we do, albeit with better studio sound. Yet I’m fat. . . So that makes me Less than. Though I’m sure you jack it to Morbid Angel’s and Strapping Young Lad’s drummers.

    I can’t believe we have over 50 comments to just bash us. . It’s so *TEAR* It just makes me feel like we made it. . To know that the interwebs would care this much about us X D God, you kids make my day.

    Oh, we’re opening up for Dr. Acula on Sunday in Orlando. . . And we paid NOTHING to do so. Someone must enjoy us.

    • Strep Townsend

      I didn’t put “your band” under a microscope…I didn’t have to, on the first listen I immediately recognized it for the shit that it is. Bands like Ghengis Tron and Sky Eats Airplane welcome you because they suck as much if not more than you. I’ll be shocked if you kids are still around in a couple of years. Have fun with your fifteen minutes of fame.

      • C,E Angry

        Well, your website will certainly not be our fifteen minutes of fame, If anything It’s A venue for sad and sexually confused Manchildren to be even more elitist then the Black Metal scene.

        Have fun bitching why bands suck. Maybe one day you’ll get the balls to start one yourself and see if your internet-trolling-Motiis-like friends will be behind it.

        Aces Fuck-Tart

        • noel

          you know, I actually agree with you for 1 reason- these metalheads on this site like to laugh at bands like this and point out their crappy shortcomings, yet theirs 1000s of really horrible myspace metal bands. 1000s of serious death,black, and grindcore wannabes that impersonate thier favorites yet are a joke within themselves…its sad. maybe people should think twice, or better yet, take things as they are. the band is called robots go beep for christs sake. To judge something unserious in a serious way is a mistake…

  • 木ofdoom

    I just listened to some of their stuff on myspace and i almost threw up.
    I cant belive that people would go and see them live people like that should jsut kill themselves

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Laura-Jontz/1707464985 Laura Jontz

    but dr.acula sucks almost as bad as they do…and i don’t think anybody truly enjoys them i’ve had that sad fortune of seeing them and everybody just like leaves the room

  • IScream

    Robots go Beep has its ups and downs.

    I’ve seen the live and aside from the girl looking one on the right being a complete and utter douchebag, and their music sounding pretty gay, and the entire thing being completely unmoshable..

    Wait I guess it’s all downs :’(

  • IScream

    RGO makes me vomit.

    >:(

  • karissa

    they’re amazing live, have any of you actually taken time to go see them? but yeah i agree the tracks they have on myspace aren’t that greatly recorded.