SO IT’S BACK TO WEED-ONLY FOR ME FOR AWHILE
Friday, July 17th, 2009 at 9:56am by Axl RosenbergWhen I left the bar on the relatively early side last night to get back to the Mansion and walk Sacha the Death Metal Puppy (one task the MetalSucks Mansion Monkeys can’t seem to master no matter how I berate them: picking up dog poop without flinging it at someone), Anton OyVey was proving that Jews really do love bacon by keeping one of the shiksas from Reign in Blonde pinned down in the corner (I think it was the, uh, blonde one), Frank Godla from Metal Injection was tolerating a conversation with some dude whose entire argument for why The Devil Wears Prada are a good band was based on how many records they’ve sold (by which standard I guess Transformers: Everyone Done Know Sambots Don’t Do Much Readin’ is the greatest achievement in the history of cinema), and I think Vince was actually dancing. Dancing.
Then at about 5 am this morning I had a serious John Hughes moment when I was dreaming that a cute girl was licking my ear, only to awaken and discover that it was, in fact, Sacha, trying to entice me into a game of fetch with his favorite stuffed animal, or, at least, the limb of his favorite stuffed animal (said toy was torn apart recently during a particularly rowdy listening session in which Sacha took the band name “Dissection” to heart). ‘Cause, y’know, fuck sleep.
What was my point? Oh yeah. This:
-AR
More cowbell!
Cool story bro!
Sometimes grind is not metal.
rocky start.. but a great GNR song.. hilarious to see Slash and Duff barely able to stand up, yet pull off a great performance
Yeah, last night was pretty good.
I think we all earned a valuable lesson. In summary, METAL!!!
*learned. oops.
WEED
WHO YOU CALLIN’ A SHIKSA??
Sacha as a male dog’s name = not metal.
Dude. It’s Jewish as fuck.
Dude. I didn’t comment on it’s Jewishness. I said it isn’t metal. Now, if the dog was Sacha Mustein…that’s Jewish AND metal.
Wow, did Axl really need THREE teleprompters to remember his lyrics?
Oh man do i have a big man crush on Axl Rose (Did i just say that out loud?)…. Dude, i wish there were more dick-crazed women at the Goatwhore show the other night…
I remain a big fan of The Rolling Stones.
Thanks for reminding me why I hate/ed Bums-N-Posers… and they fucking SUCK even worse live!