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“BRO-CORE”??? THERE’S A FUCKING SUB-GENRE CALLED “BRO-CORE”???

 Monday, July 20th, 2009 at 2:00pm by

the unwilling commencementA new, disturbing trend or a one-off anomaly? Let’s hope for the latter. @EvilWes sent us a message on Twitter with an alarming and disturbing link to the MySpace page of a band who describe themselves as “New Orleans Bro-Core.” The band, The Unwilling Commencement, sound pretty much like what you’d expect something termed “Bro-Core” to sound like; guttural death metal growls and occasional rapping over continuous breakdowns and recycled metalcore riffs that serve as the actual breakdowns. T.U.C. lists Whitechapel, Winds of Plague, Emmure and Lil’ Wayne as their influences.

Fuck this band. Right?

-VN

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  • Strep Townsend

    NU CRABCORE!

    • Strep Townsend

      Another prime example that for every decent band, there are thousands of shitty ones.

    • \nn/

      How ’bout calling that “crapcore” instead

  • RobotScythe

    I’m ultimately disappointed that this shit came out of New Orleans, a city close to my heart.

    The city that produced Loius Armstrong, Jellyroll Morton, Dixieland jazz, Down, Crowbar, Exhorder, and THIS SHIT??? If this is NOLA post Katrina, then I pray for another hurricane.

    • T-RAE

      If you pray for another hurricane, you were obviously lying about New Orleans being a city close to your heart.

  • big_red01027

    These guys need to get a hold of their fucking lives, post-haste.

    Listening to some better music would be a start.

  • key

    Stop writing about music we all agree is shitty/giving them traffic.

  • Jason

    Shit bands from NOLA = Katrinacore

  • http://dmxrr15@hotmail.com IsntaTOTALdouchebag10

    This kind of stuff isn’t surprising anymore.

    Bands are only worth making fun of if they have a record deal and/or fans. These are just 4 dudes who have the internet and stopped jerking each other off to breakdowns long enough to make a myspace page.

  • http://www.myspace.com/ihopeyourot Dave

    Shit, I used bro-core for years to describe all those bands that MMA would use during promos, or videos featuring MMA fighters, or shit in general that consisted of nothing but breakdown. Also called it Fat-core since it seemed like all the band members would be fat dudes, used tough-core for a little bit.
    Also filed a lot of it under ‘shit’ as well though.

    • Jo

      what the hell is so great breakdown…they are simple drumming and simple riffs what so great about it… i mean yeah sure once a while its cool but bands today have constant breakdown i dont like this where is the soloing, where is the drumming…why oh why is this the trend…

      • cockboy

        everyone ran out of creativity, so to get the crowd to mosh they decided to just mash in breakdowns everywhere, cause they’re “heavy as fuck”

        • Jo

          what happen to the mosh beat lombardo made…..

    • Jo

      what the hell is so great about breakdowns…they are simple drumming and simple riffs what so great about it… i mean yeah sure once a while its cool but bands today have constant breakdown i dont like this where is the soloing, where is the drumming…why oh why is this the trend…

  • http://www.theinevitablenose.com/ The Inevitable Nose

    This is just nu-nu-metal right? This outbreak of bad mashups should be called nu-core or something. Nu-shit. Nu-clearbombthefuckers.

  • Z

    Deathcore is the new metalcore is the new nu metal.
    Now with 50% more proven!

  • Carter

    It’s time for a Bro-locaust

  • Slayer30

    You guys forgot to mention that the singer’s stage name is “Brawler”! What’s up with that? Too hilarious!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Gavin/1396340262 Mark Gavin

      wrong. His name is “brawla”. Same name, 100% more bro.

    • The Roan

      dudes like 6 foot 13, and a kickboxer

      • Jay Are

        6 foot 13? That must make me 4 foot 16.

        • The Roan

          that makes you short

          • Jay Are

            I know :(

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Katrina-Cosgrove/1512038883 Katrina Cosgrove

        ok dumb asses he is 6′ 5″ oooohhhhh big whoop
        and they call him Brawla F. Baby get it right!!!!!

      • pyro

        hes like 6’7
        spikes his hair up to try and be taller than me
        lawl

        <33

  • ian

    If you can stop laughing at the “bro-core” thing for a minute you’d realize that their music really isn’t bad at all. It seems they are using the term “bro-core” to poke fun at all the other “___core” sub-genres.

    • Slayer30

      Yes Ian, the music really is that bad!

      • Becka

        Well, I love their music so fuck what people say about them…I’d love for people to hate on me so if i were anyone in T.U.C., I’d be sucking up all the trash talk!!..haha

        • Slayer30

          Gee Becka. Sounds like your taste in music is just awesome!

          • groverXIII

            Swell, even!

        • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

          Golly gee willikers!

      • therealaluminumbrandon

        Are you thirty?
        Or do you like to play “child molester” just for fun?
        I’m wondering because I’m looking for a new playmate.
        Specifically someone who listens to gay 80′s thrash and wears spike bracelets.

        • Slayer30

          I dont wear spike bracelet’s. But I do listen to 80s thrash. Music that actually has credibility unlike the wigga slam stuff you losers are polluting the metal scene with theses days.

  • The Roan

    holy shit i know i met their singer a few times. solid dude, this is very suprising.

  • Zombie(really)

    Fuck howdy with a dick water sandwich a la mode! What the hell has happened to, dare I call this…metal? Ugh…

  • John

    Brawler is a solid dude. And I guarentee that he can destroy anyone talking shit on this forum, although, being that he’s also one of the nicest people I’ve had the pleasure of meeting, I’m sure he probably would refrain from doing so.

    • Sam

      Yeah but Balla(wigga term) also crushes man-ass with his penis so that makes him & his band gay. Bro-core??? Please…..

  • Permafrost

    I’m not sure of anything anymore.

    Crab-core make me want to cry. Bro-core just makes me shake my head with disdain.

    • tim

      Kinda makes you wish someone would enforce some sort of population control to get rid of these fucknuts.

  • Alex C.

    Who fucking cares?

  • Sammy

    If they added a pop/Disney element, would it be Jo-bro-core?

    Okay, you all can commence kicking my ass now.

    • tim

      Sadly, I wouldn’t be surprised if that happened.

  • Matt

    Dude brocore is a really commonly used phrase for bands that only do breakdowns mostly and do the run in place bullshit. It’s crabcore but with only heavy basis, or you could say it’s deathcore, without the death, just the br00tal breakdowns.
    Bands who are brocore : Emmure, Recon, etc. etc.

    • Sammy

      Are you happy you know this? Or ashamed?

      • Matt

        no just it’s weird they didnt know that.
        I’m not ashamed to know it because it helps me look out for shit lol

    • Sam

      Yeah & all the bands you mentioned suck.

  • Matt

    Also, no one vote for them to win the music video… vote for my band, and spam it! haha

    http://www.metalinjection.net/tv/audio/24/a-core-and-some-seeds

  • Justin

    lol its a joke band, and they will probably get popular. waking the cadaver was a shit and giggles band, and they got hugely popular.

  • Ziltoid

    Ummm…”bro-core” seems rather redundant IMO. Regardless, any band that makes up their own genre for themselves is almost always crap.

  • deathray76

    post-Katrinacore.

  • Mikey

    WIGGA SLAM!

    • Sam

      That’s a good term. That should be a new genre if it’s not one already.

  • Rancidcorpse

    damn scene kids

  • tyler09

    its not that bad..yet not that good

  • http://spinelanguage.wordpress.com/ spinelanguage
  • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

    If I hear the word “solid” again…

  • http://www.themetalreporter.net TMR

    You’ve gotta be kidding me man!

    What’s next? Ass Crack – Core… when will this fucking core fad end!!!!!!

  • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

    Jimmy Crack-core and I don’t care

    • The Overmatt

      WIN

    • tim

      1

  • http://www.myspace.com/shadow_patton Patton

    Noballs-core

  • http://www.theprp.com Kattwilliamsoncesaid

    Theres also a new genre out called Cyberkidcore..it pretty much consists of kids who get online to kill time while their pro-active drys and there mom gives them permission to play world of warcraft after dad goes to work since the dad thinks he should be playing football and chasing girls not becoming a level 3 dwarf master.Their sound consists of computer buttons typing at a rapid speed and cheetos crunching and bad breathing habits.You shouldve listen to keys post.You’re giving these guys promotion..love them or hate them they have you spending time on the computer talking about them..i went to their site..its 5 guys not 4..and what i dont get is rather then bashing a band or sayin they suck why not listen and praise the bands you do like..all your doing is making the bands you dislike more popluar.They even have bands promoting themselves on this post.If they suck then why other bands trying to get popluar off of them?

    • Slayer30

      Because it’s not as fun. That’s why.

  • http://www.theprp.com Sillykids

    And This was posted by a guy named EVILWES??? I went to his twitter..boy is this dude evil..here is what hes been up too.

    “Got back from swimming. Now gonna eat some chips,drink a beer, & play video games tonight”

    “this rain is about as gloomy & sad as the ending to Harry Potter”

    “Just did some home remodeling. Now i’m thinking of going out & hope my evil twin doesn’t get me kicked out of a bar again.”

    Saw his pic also..i think thats the dude who was on dateline who showed up to the lil kids house in a spongebob suit with the dick cut out carrying some crayons,meth and a Brite Lite set

    • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

      Whoa whoa…it’s “Lite Brite”

  • http://www.theprp.com Manhattenmosh

    I’ve been down with “bro-core” for awhile.This band did not invent this..Brocore to me was a bunch of friends “Bros” who decided to make a band ..not people finding each other because they can play music but rather friends doing something productive with their time.Ligeia,Emmure,Recon,On Broken Wings,etc founded brocore..you’re giving this band way too much hype for saying they started this and i gave them a listen and watch their videos..so is everyone gonna bash me now..nothing hurts more than reading words online by dudes who hide behind empty picture icons

    btw if anyone from The Unwilling Commencement reads this or anyone knows them.let them know about this and how many plays they will get just because someone disliked them.Great Job Guys

  • Brandon Magnon

    This is great for T.U.C.! We used to get all kinds of haters, coming out of the woodworks. Needless to say, we sold alot of albums. Not sure that Brawler is a kickboxer…..or that he’s 7 ft. tall, but he’s a very cool guy. Just realize that you’re hanging by his cock by writing hate e-mail. So keep it up you internet black-belts. It just makes you look E-tough!!!!!

  • ualreadyknow

    some of yall r looking like yall ate some nasty, got that sour face going on , or is this just of ameircas teenage haterizem at its finest ? them guys r out there doing their thing while yall on the computer crying about it ? thanks to yall hating they have received over 400 plays so far and im sure will get plenty more , so let me personly as a friend of the band thank each and everyone of yall for the comments and helping make T.U.C a house hold name ( bad or good ) ,

    • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

      Speak English motherfucker

    • Sammy

      You beat me to it, Eluveitie. Fucking made my hair hurt trying to read that.

      • EvilWes34YearOldVirgin

        sammy you a dumb ass bitch you cant read fucking tard

    • groverXIII

      ualreadyknow: Have they checked to see if you’re legally retarded?

      • therealaluminumbrandon

        Is there a such thing as illegally retarded?

        • http://balloonfetishvideos.com/ bloodrock

          pretty sure that’s a bro-core band

  • ualreadyknow

    nah dawg i rather work that wittle brain of urs, BRO CORE FOR LIFE ,we making a movement !!! does ur mommy know ur on her computer playing grown up ?

    • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

      Does your mommy know you stole that Skynyrd tshirt from Kohl’s?

  • ualreadyknow

    wait i would like to send this song out to all of yall from the good guys ,,

    HATEEEEEEE MEEEEEE TODAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYy
    HATE MEEEEEEEE TOMORRRRRRRRROWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
    HATE ME FOR ALL THE THINGS I DIDNT DO TO UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

      I gotta hand it to you, you do know how to enjoy a summer evening. Playing on the world wide web, kicking back with the good ole boys, maybe some skeet shooting, and then marrying your crosseyed cousin.

    • Chuck

      Ive only got two words to describe all this, WIGGA SLAM!!

      • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

        SHREDDED WHEAT

        • therealaluminumbrandon

          Cheese dicks.

  • http://www.myspace.com/tucnola Brawla F Baby Wigga Supreme

    Wow..where to start..first off i wanna thank all the haters in attendance,because of you guys our myspace is gettin plenty of messages and plenty of plays and new friends..thank you..and i wouldnt be the guy i am without giving you dudes something back..so i invite you all to come to our page this saturday July 25th where we will be debuting a new song from our upcoming e.p. “Hand Picked Dynasty”.its entitled “Afterhour Daydream”..it seems fitting because thats what most of you are doing..you stay up past midnight and daydream about living other peoples lives and since you dont live their lives you just hate on it and trash it instead of living your own.So it wouldnt be right for us to not give you something to trash this weekend..so please come to our site once more and peep out the new tune and for the dudes in the bands for the video contest posting on here..i actually voted for you so thanks for adding to our hatemail!.We must be the kanye west’s of metal..wait were not metal..were Crap..sorry

    • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

      You’re living the dream Scrappy

    • groverXIII

      I really hope this music thing works out for you, because judging by your grammar you didn’t make it past junior high.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Katrina-Cosgrove/1512038883 Katrina Cosgrove

        oh please it is a freakin expression on how he feels not a fuckin book report asshole…
        Brawla do your thing!!!!
        I love ya!!!!
        If you can’t handle the Bro-core shit get out the pit lilttle boys!!!

        • groverXIII

          If you can’t be bothered to use proper grammar, you’re going to be judged. Deal with it. Then again, it looks like you’re right about on his intellectual level anyway.

  • MoonSnake

    it really bums me out that one of their guitarists is lucky enough to be playing what appears to be a john petrucci signature music man BFR guitar… such an awesome instrument being used for….this…

    • SunLizard

      If you actually knew the guitarist you would see the talent he has. It’s pretty ignorant that you will base a musician’s talent off the music he plays. Yeah maybe if seen him play and know who is he and know the style he plays when he’s not playing for the band then you could judge. He is probably a way better guitarist than you and probably doesn’t just sit on the Internet and wack off to guitars, play WOW, and get a hard on by bashing someone he doesn’t even know. At least he plays music and doesn’t go on the Internet and bitch about it. MoonSnake, what the fuck is that suppose to even mean?

  • therealmetalmatt

    Goddamn stupid core!

    • therealaluminumbrandon

      Hi, Therealmetalmatt.
      Are you a robot? ‘Cause I’m a pepsi can.
      Let’s fuck and make retard babies.

  • Lucas

    everyone is a fucking idiot

  • 20 eyes

    fuck all this shit… listen to ABSTAIN

    • therealaluminumbrandon

      ABSTAIN?!
      Is that what you call it when you nut on your tummy?

      • groverXIII

        Dude, that doesn’t even make sense.

        • therealaluminumbrandon

          It makes sense to me.
          I love you….

          • 20 eyes

            awesome joke farva, listen to ULTRA VOMIT!

  • cementedhighheels

    is this the place where men talk to each other intimately?

  • cementedhighheels

    does anyone want to buy a 1mth old dutch husky? female,hazel eyes,black back and light gray all over….serious inquiries only

  • cementedhighheels

    omfg i just realized where i am…sorry guys i thought this was crybaby central…..guess imma go get naked and listen to T.U.C.’s Myspace page and see if i can rub one off….bye bye boys!!

  • -chance.

    Dude everyone on this blog is fucking wrong.
    You all are hating on a band that has only, one, song on there page.
    You people are judging the book by the cover.
    I’m sure none of you have been to one of their shows, right?
    You don’t know what t.u.c. is about so “Shut the fuck up”.

    btw,
    http://www.myspace.com/sateiscool

    • therealaluminumbrandon

      I have.
      They, as some people would say, “killed it”.

  • http://www.myspace.com/fuckyourdeadheart Pyro

    these guys are doing what they love.
    if you knew any of them at all youd get the whole bro-core thing

    look up what “bro” means

    stop wasteing your time hateing
    theyr running the scene in nola right now

    they also have a new album dropping soon
    its dope as fuck

    id bet my life 90% of the people commenting here didnt bother to check the band out before splurging theyr ignorance all over this retarded site.

    music is music
    it is what you make of it
    your emotions
    your heart
    if you dont like something move the fuck along
    no ones making you listen to anything

    so peep em out
    myspace.com/tucnola

    fuck this site btw.

    • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

      “its dope as fuck”

      If that doesn’t scream “instant credibility”, I dunno what does

      • therealaluminumbrandon

        My dick does.
        Now you know what else.

  • http://reaper-x.deviantart.com/ Reaper-X

    So this is what Hurricane Katrina left behind…

    Remember when the NOLA scene had good bands? Like Down, Acid Bath, Goatwhore and Crowbar?

    Now we have to put up with this shit? Fuck off, nobody hates you because they’re jealous. They hate you because they HATE SHITTY MUSIC.

    • groverXIII

      I feel bad for the poor assholes in New Orleans that have to put up with this shit. They have their homes destroyed by a natural disaster, then they have their ears destroyed by a bunch of idiotic wiggers.

    • http://www.myspace.com/fuckyourdeadheart Pyro

      those bands all blow
      acidbath had one good song.

      but i do feel you on that
      the scene used to be amazing.
      i miss the fuck out of bands like organized hostility and original aggrofate

      and you can hate on the way i talk all you want i really dont care.

      btw Katrina was like 4 years ago.
      we’ve picked up and moved on if you haven’t noticed..

      and as for the “wigger” cracks..

      you really put yourself in a box just using that term..
      i dont really need to say anything else.

      tuc = rape
      no one gives a fuck about your opinion.

      • tim

        And no one gives a fuck about yours.

    • got my dick in reapers mouth

      yes you are jealouse little momma’s boy ahhhhh poor thing still liveing with mom and dad i see get a live dumb bitch..all yall mother fuckers talking shit bout these guys there makeing moves makeing there dream real and thats what kills you its really sad to see i feel sorry for you…reaper i really do did your dad play hide the stick while mommas at work …its ok man dont hold it in let us help….where here for you :)

    • got my dick in reapers mouth

      reaper suck my cock jealous ass bitch hahahahahahahahaha

  • prives

    Sorry, but can some one please explain “Wiggerslam”?

    The term “wigger” was around when I was a kid, but I hadn’t heard it for a long time. It used to mean white guys who thought they were black gangstars. Can someone tell me what it means now?

    • Slayer30

      Wigger Slam is the term used nowadays for a more intense version of nu-metal that some people call Deathcore.

      • Slayer30

        A perfect example is the band that this blog is all about. Although they label themselves something that’s equally as laughable is wigga slam, “Bro-Core.”

  • mikeronie&CHEEEEEESE

    haha, i dig it keep hatin, cause wile yall sit behind a computer screen surfin the net for your next date on e harmony were doin wat we wunna do. just helpin us out. keep it up

  • Hunter

    You guys are all about as cool as a fucking fart joke, they are out there playing shows doing what they love and putting a badass demo out and you guys are on here talking shit so you can get noticed for something for once in your life and people might think your cool, these are hands down some of the coolest and most talented people I have met and played with. People don’t get on here and talk shit to you even though half of you lock yourself in your room and jerk off to anime porn.

    • Nate

      You guys are a disgrace to New Orleans. A city that has yielded great bands such as Goatwhore and Exhorder. Hopefully bands like TUC and so called Bro-Core arent a sign of things to come.

      • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

        I dunno, according to ualreadyknow earlier, these guys are already a “household name”

        • Nate

          Oh yeah, I forgot, lol!

          • Brandon Magnon

            Dude. You’re calling Goat Whore a great band? If you would have said Acid Bath, I could agree with you. There’s plenty of great bands that came out of New Orleans. Fine, you don’t like their band, but writing about them constantly makes you look like a fucking kid. Seriously, you have said enough; Move on with your “life”.

          • Nate

            The typical white trash response to pick Acid Bath over Goatwhore. Acid Bath was good but Goatwhore just kills them.

          • Nate

            You obviously listen to nothing but the trendy New Orleans stuff. I bet you dont even own one Exhorder album much less even heard them before.

          • Brandon Magnon

            Wrong, you fucktard. We played with Exhorder at Zepplins. Go and kill yourself. Goat Whore fucking blows. I see that you hang on Sammy Duet’s ball sack!! White trash? Kid….you’re fucking ignorant.

          • Nate

            I was at one of those shows. Was it the one where they played Friday and Saturday night as part of a reunion gig. If you guys played Saturday then you stuck out like a sore fucking thumb that night!

          • Nate

            Goddamn, they couldnt find a better band to open up for Exhorder? The scene must have been hurting at the time.

          • Brandon Magnon

            We played Friday night with them; The first night.

          • Nate

            I bet you sucked just as bad as the band that played Saturday.

          • Brandon Magnon

            Yeah, you got me. Guy, Joey, and Kyle hand picked us, and you know more about music than everyone. What have you done for music? Little boy, this is the last time that I will respond to you. Fall on a million dicks.

          • Nate

            Im not exactly that young if I was at that show little boy.

  • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

    Have they stopped teaching English south of the Mason-Dixon line?

  • matt

    you guys are soo lame, do you loser really have nothing better to do then sit online and complain about other bands? sounds like you guys actually have the problems…

    • Nate

      No Matt, I dont have anything better to do. So fuck off!

    • groverXIII

      So, since you’re sitting here complaining about us complaining about other bands, what does that make you?

  • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

    You know who’s really at fault here? Black people and Motley Crue.

    • Nate

      The problem is the kids into metal these days are just a bunch of pussies. They’ve probably never even heard of Chuck Schuldiner(RIP) and his band Death, James Murphy, Morbid Angel, S.O.D, Vio-lence, Kreator, and all the other thrash and death metal bands that were actually relevant back in the day. That’s why all the young bands these days suck with the exception of a few.

      • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

        You’re right, Howard Jones and Fred Durst are this genre’s heroes I’m afraid

        • Sam

          Howard Jones isn’t that bad. He’s a good vocalist.

  • therealaluminumbrandon

    I used to live in Chalmette right outside of New Orleans before I moved.
    Like many other kids and adults alike, I supported the scene.
    T.U.C. is part of that scene and they’re a damn good part of it.
    If you don’t have enough decency to respect the different genres of music in this world, then you’re a fucking low-life prick.
    T.U.C. is playing the music they love for people who like it, not for you fuck-ups.
    If you have a problem with it, maybe you should go to one of their shows and tell them to their face what you think. Tell everybody at the show. We’ll let you walk away with your badass attitude that makes you think you’re always above everyone else because you listen to one genre of music. Bro-core is here and it’s not going anywhere regardless of what you or anyone else says.

    • Nate

      Go listen to your Limp Bizkit and Tupac records inbreed!

      • therealaluminumbrandon

        I’m not sure how I’m an “inbreed”.
        And how the fuck is Limp Bizkit and Tupac relevant to anything I just said?
        Stick to your music and we’ll stick to ours.

        • http://www.myspace.com/fuckyourdeadheart Pyro

          lolz.
          ignorance at its finest

          • nate tell ya mom i say hi

            lol this is good shit therealaluinumbrandon you said it all bro fuck all the dumb ass retards on here if they ever went a tuc show i would make sure they left with a new look on life thats if i even let them keep there life ……..BRAWLA KEEP DOING YALL THING BRO HATERS DONT LIKE CHANGE AND YALL ARE CHANGEING THE SCENE FOR EVER KEEP IT REAL AND LET THEM HATERS HATE ITS THERE JOB AND ITS ALL THEY HAVE

  • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

    So gather ’round, gather ’round chillun’
    Get down, well just get down chillun’
    Get loud, well you can be loud and be proud
    Well you can be proud, hear now
    Be proud you’re a rebel
    ‘Cause the South’s gonna do it again and again

  • http://www.myspace.com/llemopaco pacokiller

    haha fuck this shit

  • Paxl Rose

    Looks like you have the next photo for the Funny Photo Caption Contest.

  • matt

    i liked TUC so much, i took time away from my band to play guitar with them for a few shows

    let me hear some songs from all the shit-talkers

  • http://myspace.com/havocmonkey Boudreaux

    What the fuck are all yalls problems some one comes out and tries to be original and yall just shut them down that is a sign of a shit ass musican. We are all trying to create and make new music if brawla and them want to make something called Bro-core let them at least they are creative enough to make there own shit up you just have to steal from older bands. How many of you have made your own genre of music. And another thing is if your on here 24/7 then you must not be that great of a musican well you have your pathetic little premadonna bull shit speaks of non speaking. My boy Brawla and them are making more and more fans…plus more and more music called Bro-core. So if you really want to argue do it through music not through the internet where you can hit your pussy ass nonmetal bitch ass face

    • Jesse

      Sorry, but labeling your band as Bro-Core and drawing influences from rappers and generic metalcore bands of the day does not make your music original. It just makes you sound silly and does not help to bring the metal genre any credibility whatsoever. Your not exactly reinventing the wheel here.

    • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

      Yeah saying this music is creative and doesn’t steal from other bands is absurd, it’s hardly experimental

      • LOVEING HATERAID

        JESSE AND \m/ELuveitie\m/ yall are dumb if you belive that shit every band in the fucking world takes shit from other bands and puts it in with there music makeing it there own thats how good bands make it by changeing old and giveing the world what they want SOMETHING NEW… any and every band it the fucking world has and will allways do it ……………………..dumb asses

        • Jesse

          Im aware that every band steals riffs to some degree and makes it into their own in some kind of way. But there are good bands and music to steal from and there is music that should just be left alone. Now if TUC was influenced by bands like Death, Deicide, D.R.I, Slayer, Sodom, Kreator, Exodus, Morbid Angel, etc that would be respectable. But it’s obvious that the band is influenced by all the crappy metal-core bands that are popular today such as Killswitch Engage, As I Lay Dying, and Suicide Silence to name a few. To make matters worse, you guys admit being influenced by rap music which in my opinion destroys your credibility as a quality metal act. And to top it all off TUC even goes as far as proposing their own genre of music, “Bro-Core.” TUC is therefore destined for embarrasment.

  • http://www.nola.com NOLARESIDENT

    And this is why New Orleans as a scene will never ever expand.People only wanna hear bands like Crowbar,Acid Bath,Soilent Green..dont get me wrong those bands are really good at what they do but theyres more to music than that one genre..you cant expect every band that resides in New Orleans to sound like them..look at other places and there markets..and you wonder why all the big fests and tours skip New Orleans and we’re supposed to be so musically cultured..theres so many great bands here that will never get recognition..Pantera had to claim Texas for them to work.You had bands like Merry Go Drown who was openin for Def Leopard and Disturbed but because they didnt want to souther sludge up their music they couldnt get the break they deserved.Now with great bands like Throughwhatwas,Pacifist,The Unwilling Commencemnt,etc they will get “criticized” for not sounding like the swamp metal bands who’ve come before them.Open your mind people..if you dont like it find sumthin you do like shit

    • Jesse

      A healthy thrash and black metal scene would be a nice change of pace. Bro-Core just doesnt sit well with me though. There’s a band in NOLA right now called “A Hanging” that’s really good if people want to check out quality up and coming underground bands in the area.

      • http://www.nola.com NOLARESIDENT

        you’re right actually..that would be a good change..no real thrash bands really..they have this young group called Savius who is kinda bringing that style back but i know these dudes and they were pickin fun at the “core” names and since they are all friends they used “Bro-core” because it was seen on the bands Ligeias shirt and it seem fitting..but they wanted to drop that label because theyre music drastically changed but the layout is old and hasnt been revamped..its def something they wasnt pushing but im sure they are glad it didnt change just yet because they wouldnt have gotten all this traffic if it didnt..they’re puttin a new song up Saturday!

      • Sam

        THOU!!! Great doom/drone band from BR(Baton Rouge). The album Peasant will blow your mind.

    • Brandon Magnon

      This makes me happy :O)

  • Arkansic Puppy

    Is that a Hollywood Homicide Shirt the dude in blue is wearing? Sick band

  • THISISDUMB

    You are all PITIFUL

    • Bob

      shit

    • groverXIII

      Welcome to the internet.

  • terrybeans84

    Fuck genres. I’ve got a genre for you. Its called take your fucking genre and shove it up your ass Numetalbrowiggerslamhairhardthrashindustrialcore.

    • groverXIII

      Seeing as the band and their fans came on here to whine about us making fun of them, I’m going to go with ‘sand-in-your-vagina-core’.

      • therealmetalmatt

        1

  • Metal Fuckin’ Dave

    I’ve been familiar with this term “bro-core” and just assumed it was another name for “crunk-core” which is equally ridiculous. Don’t worry people…it will all die soon.

  • EvilWes34YearOldVirgin

    Wow Wow Wow..I actually know this dude. Evil Wes.He’s 34 and lives with his mom still,Begs girls to take pics with him at bars so he can post them ..he goes to all the lafayette shows just to talk shit about them,but runs and when i say run..i mean damn well sprint out of bars when bands confront him..probably another norman bates in the making

    • EvilWesLivesWithMomma

      Watch for wes in future episodes of “to catch a predator”

      • groverXIII

        That’s very clever.

        • EvilWesLivesWithMomma

          seriously … this dude has Child Rapist all over him, angry at everyone in his own state for his own failures at life, pissed off that he can’t amount to anything or even move out of moms house. Angry cause he has no friends and a pretend internet life. Dreams of touching 14 year old boy penis.

        • EvilWesLivesWithMomma

          Yes, I am educated. Really want to try to insult me? I will prove that your GED is useless. =)

  • Phill

    As Im sitting here drinking my morning coffee and reading the comments to this blog I must say that this is a hilarious and entertaining read. Bag on Wes all you want. But the stale metal scene in south Louisiana wouldnt know what to do without him. They would just be bored playing to the walls every weekend in some rundown club.

    • EvilWesLivesWithMomma

      Wes is pathetic. Plain and simple. The scene would actually do better without the likes of him. He does nothing positive for the state. Rips on it like crazy. and promotes texas before louisiana. So how is he helping the scene there phill? please explain that too me in your infinite wisdom.

      • Phill

        I honestly dont give a fuck about the so called metal scene. I have more important things to worry about than local metal bands getting their feelings hurt by someone who hates every band that came out of this state except for Exhorder.

        • Phill

          And if you think Wes is hurting the scene why dont you ask T.U.C how much exposure and plays they are getting from this ridiculous blog. Those guys are loving this shit. Which is the right attitude to have. The Lafayette bands should be begging the dude to post negative blogs about them because of it.

          • LOVEING HATERAID

            fucking right phill but the haters on here cant under stand what you just said so they will just keep hateing on what anyone has to say cause there dumb and have no life outside of the net. :)

          • EvilWesLivesWithMomma

            I think TUC would have much rather earned it than have it thrust on them by some jealous dude. Wes would kill the scene and any band your in if it would get him noticed by anyone. Its why he thrashes people on the net. Hes pathetic.

  • lolwut

    id say the singer ditches these fucks finds a real bamnd and growls his fuckin head off and drop the brawlaa embaresement of a nickname

    • jason x

      Brawla was actually called Brawla most of his life. It isn’t a stage name. Most of this whole entire blog is based on ignorance and a lack of knowledge about the band. Especially the brocore thing. And like someone said before, your judging a band based on one song. Listen Saturday to hear more.

  • SunLizard

    music is music

    • Bob

      bet no one that is criticizing even know why we have the music we even have or instruments or anything we have have these days to do with music.

      • Bob

        you know why cause you all live with your heads in one place and don’t try and listen to everything.

  • http://reaper-x.deviantart.com/ Reaper-X

    Funny, some idiots PAID to open up for national touring bands and think they’re the shit. Woo-hoo, you managed to have enough relatives to sell tickets to. You get no respect, kiddies. Sell your instruments to someone who can actually use them. Anyone who pays to open for bands obviously doesn’t know how to put themselves on the map and was never that good in the first place. Also, you can’t help but keep coming back to Metalsucks.net to see what everyone is saying about your shitty little “chug chug dude-bro-core” band. You’re HOPING that we actually make you more popular when all they’re really doing is laughing at you slack-jawed asses. So why don’t you show us how much you really don’t care about us “haters” and go drink a six pack of natty ice, play gamecube and fuck that other “bro” in the ass with a big black dildo. Since you’re all obsessed with making homoerotic statements.

    • Bob

      man fuck this site.

      • Bob

        FUCK YOU ALL TUC IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!

        • http://reaper-x.deviantart.com/ Reaper-X

          YHJBT

  • Bob

    everyone talking shit about another is a bunch of pussy’s. pussy pussy pussy.

  • Bob

    I don’t hear about any of y’all fucking bands why don’t y’all post them on here.

    • Bob

      bitches

      • Bob

        get a fucking life

        • Bob

          go find you a woman so you can get your dicks out your pants and in something wet every once in a while. cause the lotion just ain’t cuttin it.

  • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

    Shucks we done caused a southern uprisin’ y’all

    • Brandon Magnon

      You only caused people to believe that you’re a raging homosexual.
      Seriously, I bet this makes you hot. 8======>
      I’m just kidding. I’m bored. New Orleans isn’t what it used to be.

  • Phill

    I see this blog still hasnt let up! Listen to the new Mantic Ritual and Testament records, fuck yeah!

  • Parker

    I saw this band in Picayune Saturday. They put on a good show. The guys were all really cool to talk to and had one of the best crowd reactions of any band that played that night.