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SUDDENLY, I CARE ABOUT CHTHONIC

 Monday, July 20th, 2009 at 2:30pm by

yehbetcha

The band’s Doris Yeh recently did a photo shoot for the Taiwanese edition of softcore mag FHM. So take that, Revolver’s Hottest Chicks in Metal.

There’s nothing else to say, really. And besides, my guess is that by now a portion of you have stopped reading in favor of touching yourselves.

If you feel so inclined, you can look at more pictures here.

-AR

[via The Deciblog]

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  • Dr. J

    Guys who like asian women are weirdos by and large.

    • Dr. J’s Cock

      Your dick is looking up at you right now with a frown on his face, wishing he was attached to a body that dated hot Asian chicks. Who’s the fucking weirdo?

      • bearbomb

        No, he’s right. I have a buddy who’s dating an asian chick an he is mentally fuct!

        • http://dmxrr15@hotmail.com IsntaTOTALdouchebag10

          I have fucked one asian in my life, just for the experience. Was going through the fucking girls of different races experiment. I would only do it again if the chick happened to be the one above and was wearing that outfit.

      • Dr. J

        Asian women, of all the races, looks the most like little girls. Therefore, guys who like Asian women better than any other kind of women, like little girls. You sir are a pedophile.

    • SolaceInNothing

      I absolutely adore asian women . . .

      I dont want to do anything sexual with them . . .

      I just want to pet their hair and give them eskimo kisses . . .

      but im not weird or anything . . .

    • http://www.conorschaefer.com/blog/ Conor

      I’m with you, Dr. J. I’ve lived in Taiwan (where Chthonic are from) and I dated a girl that looked a lot like the chick in this picture. (No jokes, please.) I maintain that Asian women are just not really all that hot.

      So, all you dudes who are surely less attractive than I am: have at it! They’re all yours. Dr. J and I are staying out of this.

      • fuckyou

        the majority of you are racist

      • Anselmowitz

        She’s pretty hot, but I bet when she opens her mouth its just terrible chainsaw noise like most asian bitches (& indeed bitches of all races).

  • Carter

    Doris Meh

    • herojoe

      You are insane.

  • seveword

    I can touch myself AND read at the same time, thank you very much.

  • iolanach

    Hot.

    Also, Chthonic are awesome.

  • Damotello

    Doris yeh I would.

  • TurdFerguson

    fap fap fap

  • Oden

    nice pic, def airbrushed.

    and my wife is a sexy short asian, and yes i am mentally fucked. but we love each other she tolerates my metal and she has a bit clit with pierced nipples plus she’ll go ass to mouth while talking shit with the best of them so what more can a guy ask for?

    maybe a naturally blonde asian with 36C tits and the afore mentioned qualities? oh, and smart too. in a slutty way

    • http://www.conorschaefer.com/blog/ Conor

      If I believed you really had a wife, I would totally try to show her this comment.

      • Double D

        HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

    • metalguy

      WTF a naturally blond asian? s

  • poopsmcgee

    i heard asians have small dicks

    • Damotello

      Especially the women.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Farhaad-Esfandiary/501309890 Farhaad Esfandiary

    That’s a bad bitch. Anyway, what happened to the list of album releases? I miss that. Bring it back, guys.

    • bagel

      yeah, the farhead has a damn point

      • bagel

        oh wait i meant about the album releases….asian chicks are fucking gross and smell the same as they look.

    • http://www.conorschaefer.com/blog/ Conor

      Bring back album list!

  • The Goat

    I’m waiting for someone to ask “I wonder if she has a slanted pussy?” Anyway, cthonic care about Tibet, human rights, and humanism… VERY METAL

    • Canvas Of Flesh

      I’d say it’s more metal than those douches in Cattle Decapitation crying because people eat meat.

      • Phro

        HAHAHA!

        Fuck vegans.

        Love asians.

  • fuckyou

    srsly wtf? what is with this anti-asian mentality or prejudice against them? this is utter bullshit…

  • Double D

    She’s hot as fuck. She reminds me of Karen O from the Yeah Yeah Yeahs.

    • Nil

      I just saw Karen O for the first time now. I don’t read Spin and I think gay guys must be the target audience b/c her wiki page says she “won” the Sex Goddess Award in 2004-05.
      Real Goddess: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3231/3072720692_4c1da0d5e4_o.jpg

      Doris Yeh is totally average for an Asian (boob job included) but Karen O is very subpar.

      Btw, I saw a poster for Tibet on the subway in Taipei last month…Chthonic was given space in the ad. They were in full makeup and everything (standard press photo). This was very surprising considering about a dozen kids in Taiwan listen to anything remotely close to metal. This raises a lot of interesting cultural questions (ie. what kind of reaction would Chthonic get if they started in Europe or NA, how is it possible they have absolutely no following in their home country (i think they play in basements…never heard of any metal clubs in Taipei–just rock…Linkin Park is the most “extreme” they get)). Are they an Asian extreme metal band or an extreme metal band? Do you really judge them by the same standard as EU/NA bands or do they get a pass?

      Luckily I’m American so I have been vaccinated against excessive use of keyboards in heavy metal music (I really don’t give two shits about Chthonic–there is zero chance they will have any influence on the music I love).

      • Nil

        I should of had a “?” after “real goddess”..

  • http://DarkTwinCities.com devil

    I used to date an Asian girl. She was sweet.

    And sour.

    • Double D

      HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! NO YOU DI’INT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • jeff

    To you guys who don’t like asian chicks: You guys don’t have to blast all your information all over the net, just cuz you guys like sucking cock, doesn’t mean you have to tell the world about it.