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CRABCORE CRUSHED BY RHINOCORE

 Tuesday, July 21st, 2009 at 12:00pm by

Fuck this band. And fuck their stupid band photo.

rhinocore

I’m going to start a new type of metal called Sucidebombercore. I’ll tell you upfront that the music is going to be terrible, but since our only true purpose will be to kill all these other bands, you need not worry ’bout the quality.

-AR

Thanks to Claudio Ausili for the tip!

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  • bearbomb

    Hell if they can do that rhino thing and play instruments at the same time, color me impressed!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Joseph-Bailey/656942432 Adam Joseph Bailey

    Sure rhinocore is a dumb gimmick but these kids are having fun with it. They aren’t what i was expecting which was another bland deathcore band. They are a legitimate hardcore band not relying on shitty breakdowns to make their music. The music is fun and energetic and i kind of like it.

    • Brandon

      Let the insults fly:

      I’ll get things started… Ur totalyz gay.

    • I Hate Ziltoid aka Nacho Cheese Doritos

      …and you are a homo. Please never visit this sight again. If you need proof, listen to the lyrics from their song Pillow Fight. For some reason I decided to check out their sound, and I think the band has a 4th grader write their lyrics. You may continue sucking balls now.

    • http://balloonfetishvideos.com/ bloodrock

      Yea, I was expecting terrible and was surprised.

    • Uglymicrowave

      i agree…i expected to click on a terrible death/scene/hair/tightjeans/hairspray/vitaminwatercore band

      but these guys are having fun…and there music is pretty good for a young DIY band….

      Defintly digging this shit…it’s metal with a southern fun feel to it…good for these dudes

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Joseph-Bailey/656942432 Adam Joseph Bailey

        Im sorry Nacho Cheese Doritos i guess when you were sixteen you must have been creating symphonies. The fact is these kids have strayed away from their peers and are creating original music. Sure the lyrics are amateur but they are fun. I don’t look to hardcore and metal for the next orson scott card. So take those big beefy lips of yours and get down on this sack.

        • Anselmowitz

          Nice facebook picture. Why try when you can emulate. Bring on jihad-core.

          • http://skinnytees.spreadshirt.net/en/GB/Shop/Article/Index/article/Crabcore---killing-metal-one-shuffle-at-a-time-10047491 EdSW

            woo! J-core

  • Nomick

    I like deathcore and metalcore but c’mon this just sucks…

  • http://dmxrr15@hotmail.com IsntaTOTALdouchebag10

    THEY ARE LIKE 16 YEARS OLD! Most kids at that age do dumb shit cause its popular. Let them go through life and figure it out themselves

    • http://lavidastrangiato.blogspot.com/ Jake

      Agreed. Picking on 16-year-olds is too easy, like shooting fish in a barrel. The real fun is making fun of adults who should clearly know better.

      • oblivion

        like motionless in white?

        • http://dmxrr15@hotmail.com IsntaTOTALdouchebag10

          Haha exactly, Now that band and attack attack are fair game. When I was 16 I had bigger things to worry about than having an original or even semi good band. Trying to feel chicks up was much more important

    • canea

      Yeah, they’ve got a band, at least, right? i wish I was in a band with stupid band photos. heh.

  • Kevin Slayone

    Fuck these kids! They’re just about to sit down in a circle, jerk it and see who can hit a horn first!

  • http://thejamminjabber.com/ thejamminjabber

    Better than Attack Attack! Terrible lyrics, tho… What’s up BITCH!?!?!?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrew-Zink/1457523384 Andrew Zink

    Little do they know, that is sign language for unicorn. Idiots.

    • bearbomb

      Uni-core?

      • TrapThem

        good one!! lol

  • Byron. W

    What’s with the Rhino reference though?

    What makes their music…. “Rhino”? I’m lost…. Maybe I’m just getting old…

    • stu1

      Ummmm, it’s probably because they’re making horns on their foreheads in that picture? Just a guess though.

      • Byron. W

        Well shit…. would you look at that….

        I was kind of looking for a more detailed answer than “look at what they’re doing with their fingers..”

  • mrbinky

    Maybe they can crush bro-core too, before their inevitable demise to dino-core.

  • Walker

    I dont see the Rhino either, and yes, I am getting old too, considering I bet these guys get a crowd too. Not nearly as bad as I was expecting but still not for me.

  • Elitist Fuck

    I like the fat one.

    “DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE!”

    • groverXIII

      DAMN YOU… I just snorted Dr. Pepper out of my nose.

  • http://www.myspace.com/uglydirge aaron m.

    gosh they have a fancy myspace.

  • Nobody

    the one named eric (fat one) looks like cartman form south park.

    • MyNameSucks

      Also Eric is Cartmen first name. Weird is it?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rohit-Gupta/666005820 Rohit Gupta

    Its actually not that bad, I’m kind of digging this

  • derp

    at least they dont just use chugging single note “riffs” in their songs
    they do have some okay riffs
    for a bunch of teenagers

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tom-Campagna/40702766 Tom Campagna

    can we get these guys to drop this take up their shitty music in blackface and call it moorcore? i mean that will get them attention albeit very negative but attention nonetheless. well deserved negative attention

  • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

    Fuck these losers live in the same county as me, I was hoping it was a different Lake County…that being said I’ve never heard of them, so they shouldn’t be too much to worry about.

  • http://www.themetalreporter.net TMR

    OOH COME ON!!!

    This is getting outta hand (pulls his nutts off)

    Fat guy on the left looks funny though!

  • http://www.kingdomofnoise.blogspot.com MetalMatt

    Rhinocore? seriously? band photos in a porta-potty?
    I don’t even want to hear the tunes.

  • Strep Townsend

    Indeed….fuck this band, I will not give any traffic to this type of shit…rhinocore or crabcore, fuck these talentless hacks in the ass with a crowbar.

    • Ben

      But metalsucks sure will.
      Without their daily posts on either attack attack or something that is -core, they wouldn’t have nearly the amount of people using their site.

      • Anselmowitz

        They’re jews, they need hate to live, our hate.

        • Strep Townsend

          It’s up to the metal fans with half a brain to not add hits to these so called “bands” Myspace pages.
          Metalsucks can keep advertising their shit all they want.
          It’s kind of odd to me that there are less real metal bands featured on this site and more horrible MTV bullshit than anything else.

  • Lucifer Sam

    what the fuck…i would rather drop the soap in san quentin than listen to this band, i would rather let a the guys from attack attack ritualistically piss in my hear then put their cd on loop for hours on end then listen to this band….. you couldnt get me to see their show if the whole concert was full of beer and free hookers that looked like scarlet johanson….

    and just because this band is in existence i know dub lake county the rhino douche capital of the world

    • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

      I live here, it actually says “Welcome To Rhino Douche Country” when you’re driving in

  • lord serge

    DOUCH-CORE!!! Yeah, that’s all these douchbags are doing to Metal! fucken poserrrzz!!!

  • http://www.ftsmetal.com FTSMETALDOTCOM

    I am willing to bet none of these kids has ever had sex in their lives.

    • i think

      i hate people like you.

      • hey buddy

        im in the band and i just had sex on friday so thanks!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Troy-Rickard/1516566408 Troy Rickard

    Halfway through the first song I looked at their page: “Holy shit Comeback Kid got young!”
    Like to see kids having some fun.
    Like to see even more an ENTIRE BAND OF KIDS WITH NO EVIDENCE OF A HAIR STRAIGHTENER! WTF?!

  • Alex C.

    NOONECARESCORE.

  • john phenomenon

    this band rocks.

  • Nick

    Rofl they’re just kids trying to have fun.. they’re what, 15? 16? If I were to see another adult talking shit about a KID for starting a band for fun I would consider him a huge douche. The previous hating posts were well deserved in my opinion but this one is pretty lame. Stick to those old enough to know better.

  • i think

    bunch of kids having a laugh.. if i was them id be proud of being recognised as a band by anyone, nevermind metalsucks.

    clearly the “rhino core’ gimmic worked. theyre on this site, and about 50 people have probably checked them out. well done for the free advertising

  • chad

    ‘pillowfight’ lyrics are solid gold.
    i remember the days before i could grow a mustache or pubic hair.
    these guys are straight, unadulterated hardcore,
    rebelling against mom’s tyrannical need to have supper before dessert.

  • http://skinnytees.spreadshirt.net/en/GB/Shop/Article/Index/article/Crabcore---killing-metal-one-shuffle-at-a-time-10047491 EdSW

    Can’t wait to see a Crabcore vs Rhinocore fight. Horns vs Claws. Charges vs Shuffles.

  • lck killlla

    haha this band is beyond fucking stupid. i dont think there’s a word for them.
    but when i come up with it, ill give it to you.
    i think they should all shoot themselves!

  • Anthony

    Hey everyone, I am the guitarist of this band! I just wanted to say thanks for all the publicity Axl Rosenberg! Because of you, we got 1357 plays yesterday when we usually get about 400. Thanks so much :] You’re really helping us get noticed. Hope to see you at one of the upcoming shows!

  • Brandon

    This band is the shit i’ve seen them a couple times live and they put on a great show and i’m pretty sure they take there band seriously and don’t just do it for laughs like alot of you are saying.

    you guys are good shit keep doing what your doing

  • Balls666

    Yeah, I can’t say I like them, but it doesn’t mean I’m going to sit around and bitch about them. Go listen to something you do like and quit wasting your own precious time hating on them. Make your own music instead of pissing and moaning about stuff you don’t like.
    Why is it that people would rather complain about what they hate rather than praise the stuff they love? You’re all a bunch of pussies.

  • bombermannnnn

    well if any one here could figure it out
    this band is a joke
    the songs are sarcastic

    no wonder they suck
    funny lyrics with sick instruments

  • lulzyeah

    sexy band with hilarious lyrics.
    hilarious article.

  • teeayy

    LCK is amazingggg!
    get over it, youre jealous.

  • niiiic,

    don’t hate. lck is awesome !
    they are great people & they have
    fun with what they are doing & they don’t
    sound bad. they made the lyrics for a reason,
    not to be serious about shit.

    so, fuck you.

  • epidermis

    obviously the lyrics aren’t serious. nobody writes a song about a damn pillowfight to make it sound hardcore. they are just teenage dudes having some fun.

  • illy

    LCK are actually really good live and they have fun. they’re not generics assholes who think they are making god’s gift to music so let them do as they please. if you don’t like it, then get off of their fuckin’ myspace idiot.

  • J

    thats hilarious more people notice clothes , sponsors , and web layouts and pay more attention to that than the real music

    passion before fashion

  • givemeedtillimdead

    serious?……….yes! talented?……………yes! having fun?……………….yes!

    Thes boys are outstanding , entertaining musicians lovin life!

    KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK LCK !!!

  • Sam Barsi

    Im sure if their lyrics were about some bullshit dragon and they spent years growing their hair to deathspin length or whatever its called, you may grant your approval. Metal sucks.

  • Sam Barsi

    On second thought. The picture/Rhinocore thing is a bit much. But it worked out well for them though. Any publicity is good publicity for the unknown.

  • Robbie Dittman

    god u guys r fucking retarted, rhinocore is a joke, it is making fun of all of these new gay genres, and they are good so go suck aa chode

  • KiLLcodyDEAD

    RHINO-CORE? Wtf.
    crabcore.<3
    there okay, there just having fun!!

  • His Majesty Ceponatia

    Funny this was posted to rip on the band and more than half the people like them.