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RAYMOND HERRERA: I “FELT LIMITED” EATING WITH DINO CAZARES

 Tuesday, July 21st, 2009 at 10:30am by

DinoEatsBaby

Oddly enough, the baby sandwich is not the poorly Photoshopped part of this picture.

This is Ray Herrera from a recent interview*:

Dino is like King Kong – no, I mean he literally climbed the Empire State Building this one time and fought all these planes n’ shit. He puts all his leftovers in a strategic place and then eats them later. When I was with Dino, I definitely felt limited in terms of how much I can eat. If you saw a lot of Dino’s eating that he’s doing now, it’s fucking babies and shit. Whereas, just eating with Christian [Olde Wolbers], it’s like just eating with a normal person – you never feel like you might lose a finger if you reach for a french fry or some shit. Dino is very good at eating anything, but when it comes to rolls… he likes babies on his rolls… Kerry King said it best: the guy is not good with his hands. Because he sometimes bites down on one of his own fingers by accident while trying to inhale a sandwich.

-AR

*Obviously by “real interview,” we mean “Axl’s overactive imagination.” But the link will take you to Metal Insider, where we first heard about the actual story.

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  • Superhans

    Dino is a prick

  • Metal Fuckin’ Dave

    That baby does not look happy. Not sure I would have done that. Babies are too fatty anyway.

    • poopsmcgee

      mmm but so is bacon. the fat makes the flavor. methinks baby would taste delicious

      • groverXIII

        I wonder if babies taste like bacon… that would be awesome.

        • Sandy n Papo

          LOL

  • Fufkin

    Between this and the brewing Anthrax debacle it’s a great month for mud slinging!

  • http://www.metalinsider.net Dan Metal Insider

    LULz

  • http://www.kingdomofnoise.blogspot.com MetalMatt

    Dino’s got chops. Of the guitar and pork varieties.

  • King Cheezit

    HAHA This picture is my background…minus Dino!

  • Strep Townsend

    Well both Arkaea and Divine Heresy suck so maybe with the new FF line up we might get a decent album.
    Decent for Fear Factory anyways.

  • The Goat

    Divine Heresy is missing 1 element: Burton C. Bell. But instead Dino hired one of R. kelly’s back up singers and a slightly better singer. Burton should just join DH ’cause I’m sure Dino would not feel bad firing the current DH singer even though he just proposed to his girlfriend and bought her a Volkswagen. Christian and Ray should just keep going the Digi-mortal route w/ their current band. Just lay Fear Factory to rest and not tarnish its legacy w/ such idiocy!

    • dot

      this is a great idea, but (i think) the people who want to reform fear factory also want the $$$. for one thing, the FF name is more recognizable, and whoever’s part of FF will get to record and release the old FF songs and make money off of it (ie. live albums). at least, i think that’s the way it works. divine heresy and digimortal can play old FF songs live but they won’t be able to sell them as records.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jesse-Menard/502061034 Jesse Menard

    GAY