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Hair Metal Happy Hour

REMEMBER THIS BAND?

 Tuesday, July 21st, 2009 at 2:00pm by

I have no idea what made me think of them – maybe I saw a tranny in the Village or something, or maybe it was just writing about Dope, since half the members of Murderdolls started in Dope and then there was a ridiculous flame war between the two bands. But, uh, somehow they popped in my mind.

We all know what Joey Jordison is up to, and Blabbermouth tells me that Wednesday 13 still has something resembling a career. I see Acey Slade walking around the neighborhood sometimes, so I guess he’s still DJing at Don Hill’s or some shit. Actually, that guy used to spin pretty good, if you were in the mood for hair metal and 70s rawk. I have no idea what happened to the other d00ds in this band, though. In fact, I don’t even know what their names are.

I’d still rather listen to this than post-Feelgood Motley Crue. Or most Stone Sour, for that matter. If for some reason those were my only choices. I can’t imagine any scenario in which that happened, but, hey.

-AR

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  • Johnny

    How about I’d rather never listen to this shit?

    • Uglymicrowave

      How come @ about 2 mins he’s brushing his teeth and rinsing with cola?

      wtf?

  • oblivion

    wtf with the brushing of the teeth?

  • groverXIII

    Murderdolls always got a big, fat “MEH” from me. I never had any interest in them.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jesse-Menard/502061034 Jesse Menard

    Fuck this band.

    • The Person

      Fuck you, Murderdolls kick ass.

  • Sammy

    I’m no dentist, but I do have excellent dental hygiene and I’m pretty certain brushing one’s teeth with toothpaste and most any brown liquid is probably counterproductive.

  • Rik

    I can’t stand this band. And I actually like Dope.

    • Anselmowitz

      Dude… just…. no.

  • ferris

    Fun band. “Dawn of the Dead” is catchier than s*t. Wednesday’s always on the road, and I’m guessing the ‘Dolls made that level of activity possible.

    Kinda on the topic: First Stone Sour album was really good. And I like to pretend there’s not a second one.

  • Shinaain

    Stop now before you jinx us ALL.

  • http://lordsofmetal.nl/index.php?lang=en Cavorka

    I just puked a little inside my mouth….awful!! Just….ugh

  • Lady Death

    Ok. So I love this band because they’re fun. Have for 3 or 4 years now. Not the greatest music but hey, do you honestly think they take themselves seriously enough to care? Plus it’s always nice to take a break from all the other bands who are cutting up vaginas with knives, raping dogs, and beating christians to death with their own bibles, ya know?

    • Joshie

      Yeah, this is pretty much how I feel about it. It’s not music that made my mind ponder the great questions of life, but it is fun glammy punk that’s a lot better than any of these -core bands that are so trendy these days.

      But on a snarky note, I wonder what their other gutairist Tripp Eisen doing these days…or what he looks like these days, being all prisonfied and such.

      • chad

        these guys were the definition of fun! who gives a fuck about where they are now, and who gives a fuck about dope. their multi-genre combination was fresh and original and i think the only album they ever released was fucking awesome.

    • Anselmowitz

      Totally ya know, listening to bands with sexual predators amongst their ranks beats out the dog vagina rapers. Almost no band does that shit you say, whereas the guy in this band was actually a convicted sex offender. Shutting your brain off to listen to this garbage even for a second allows time for the Trip fingers to creep into your holes.

  • http://salsicharock@hotmail.com Gabriel

    Aaawwwrr… I hate this band since the first time I listened one of their songs. That so-called ‘Die my Bride’

  • http://www.kingdomofnoise.blogspot.com MetalMatt

    Did they put out more than one CD?
    I bought the first one and enjoyed it. But not enough to really follow them after that.
    I spin it every so often when I need something fun to listen to.
    Then again, Warbringer is fun, and better than Murderdolls.

  • Gourav

    the guitar solo was preety sweet…. but teeth burhsing? LOL WUT? COLA?
    MOTHER FUCKER
    MOTHER FUCKER
    MOTHER FUCKER
    MOTHER FUCKER

    cuz saying this makes feel cool, so i will say more MOTHER FUCKER, MOTHER FUCKER,

  • Charlie B

    They sound like shit.

  • i think

    love em… white wedding cover is the catchyist thing ever and “197666″ has some good sneery lyrics.

    apart from that and a few others they dont do much good music

    and wednesdays “curse of me” is good for partys

  • moose_knuckle

    Ha I used to fucking love this band years ago , dunno if i could listen to them these days though.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Melanie-Marie-Revers/717755243 Melanie Marie Revers

    I personally love the Murderdolls, haven’t heard a lot of Dope… even though I own one of their cd’s and have never really listened to it. :)

  • sylvia

    bunch of idiots

    murderdolls are awesome

    stopd with the shit and fuck off you’re dicks