ALMOST TERRIBLE ENOUGH TO BE A METHODS OF MAYHEM SONG

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009 at 4:30pm by

This mash-up of Kreator and Alicia Keys (featuring Eve) is… well, it’s technically well done (by DJ Schmolli), insofar as it does sound like it could be a real song. Unfortunately, that would be a song I hate. Which is weird, because remove Ms. Keys and Ms. Eve from the equation, and, y’know, I dig Kreator. But, yeah. I can’t get behind the rapping. Sorry.

-AR

[via a tweet from Metal Blade]

  • Uglymicrowave

    I hate to say it…but this sounds kinda sick…if you like this shit…check out the group Girl Talk…He does metallica over lil wayne and crazy shit like that…

    it’s funny how much in common hip/hop and hardcore/metal have in common…but people are too blind to see…

    both have a punk rock, DIY mentality

  • Uglymicrowave

    And if you like shit like this…check this dude out…it’s one dude…”off with her head”

    http://www.myspace.com/owhhmusic

  • lkgf09

    what kreator song is this?

    • 20 eyes

      phobia off of “Outcast”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Keith-Brown/537636633 Keith Brown

    Oh wow. Evil Scrabble…

  • Strep Townsend

    That is an abomination and should not exist.

  • bill

    it was good up til the singing

    • Harry

      The singing parts were the only good parts.

  • http://lordsofmetal.nl/index.php?lang=en Cavorka

    You should also check out ParanoiDave’s ‘Dr. Dre vs. Nuclear Assault’.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0fuFXsAGyg

  • http://www.myspace.com/northwestroyale Blake

    It’s all in fun. I like it.

    • Oden

      good perspective. I could see using this vid as a tool to show mainstream music fans that metal and pop can have common themes.. but listening to an album of this shit would get old quickly

  • Metal J.

    Better than “Crabcore”

  • 20 eyes

    SCHMOLLI HAS GONE TOO FAR!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matthew-Kurtz/1493586117 Matthew Kurtz

    That was actually really good! This guy also did a mashup of Iron Maiden and The Monkees that’s also worth checking out

  • Charlie B

    Awful. It sounded like shit to my ears. The songs didn’t even mesh that well together.

  • FaceThrasher

    The grammar in this post was slaughtered. Someone was blunted.

  • Michiel

    The only thing these songs have in common is that they’re in 4/4.

  • http://www.last.fm/user/Richaod/ Richaod

    I just realized: I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY want to hear Missy Elliott mashed up with a metal song.

  • http://www.ftsmetal.com FTSMETALDOTCOM

    Haha not the finest but pretty fucking funny. I don’t know what i’d do if Kreator really struck a deal with Eve and Alicia Keys to make a song. Probably shit my pants.

  • http://www.djschmolli.net Schmolli

    haha you people really love me right? ;-)

    cheers,
    schmolli