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What the fuck??

IS THERE REALLY SUCH A THING AS GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS?!?

 Thursday, July 23rd, 2009 at 1:00pm by

The above is a fourteen-minute plus infomercial for what is apparently the 10th Annual (HOLY SHIT) “Gathering of the Juggalos,” which is, of course, an event celebrating the artistry of Insane Clown Posse, who, as you may know, made the Best Metal Album of the 21st Century… So Far. When MetalSucks contributor Dale Croverdale sent it to me, I had to watch twice and visit the official website just to believe that it wasn’t some joke. How the fuck is this happeneing?

In case you don’t have time/inclination to watch all fourteen minutes (and I really think you should make time, assuming you have a fresh pair of underwear to change into when you’re done pissing yourself with laughter), here are some of the reasons the infomercial thinks you ought to attend:

  • It’s a three day event
  • It’s a fucking three day event.
  • There will be free camping with tents of various sizes available.
  • There will be free-style motorcross shows.
  • There will be a “human cannonball”: “This guy is gonna shoot himself out of a cannon, three times a day, all weekend long.”
  • There will be helicopter rides.
  • There will be a wet t-shirt contests.
  • There will be free-style rap battles.
  • There will be pro wrestling.
  • There will be amateur wrestling.
  • There will be magicians.
  • “Yes we will have food, and plenty of it.”
  • Ice Cube will be there.
  • Coolio will be there.
  • Fucking Ice Cube and Coolio will be there.
  • There will be late night comedy “deep in the woods.” ‘Cause that’s where I usually go to check out late-night comedy.
  • Oh yeah: that late night comedy will be courtesy “top comedians” like Pauly Shore, “Rowdy” Roddy Piper, Jimmy “JJ” Walker, and Upchuck the Clown.
  • The event is promised to be superior to the last nine Gatherings: “Is that even possible? It is possible, and it will fucking happen.”
  • “The feeling in the air…  the feeling of family love… sort of what I imagine the feeling is like for Muslims when the visit Mecca.” – ICP’s Violent J

In conclusion, here’s my question for Oderus: WHY THE FUCK ARE GWAR PLAYING AT THIS EVENT?!?!

-AR

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mathew-James-Saunders/1153389571 Mathew James Saunders

    I feel bad for people who live within 15 miles down wind….the stench from that freak fest is gonna stink lol

    • Uglymicrowave

      I actually know kids who still go to this shit…and there over 25…maybe in junior high this was cool? but come on…this is like the 12th yr of this shit…what garbage…worst tour ever…

      when i see a juggalo i throw up

      • Uglymicrowave

        HOPE THEY DROPP AN H BOMB ON THAt ArEA THAT WEEKEND…

        KILL ALL THOSE FUCKERS!!

        that shit makes mE SOO FUCKING MAD!!!!!

        • ZombieBreath

          You’re a douchebag. Why? Because you get mad at other people for liking something you don’t. I’m so tired of dealing with your type of people. I bet you only talk to people that like the music you like because you’re an idiot. This is America BITCH! If America were founded by people like you, all we would have is fucking bluegrass country music and it would be like living in Russia except only with rednecks. So fuck off and stop sucking so much you goddamn communist wannabe. It’s a couple guys rapping about murder… it’s not that bad you fucking moron. You just wanna piss and moan because you are jealous that ICP are more metal than your favorite bands and they rap. HAHA!

          • Metal Fuckin’ Dave

            Dude…you are wrong. If you were defending anything else…fucking gospel music even…I would have kept quiet. But ICP and their “fans” are just fucking horrible people. All of them. I’ve never met a single one I didn’t want to punch in the face. And it has absolutely NOTHING to do with the music…they are just idiots.

  • gnarlk

    what, no UFC/MMA? every mouth breather convention needs a little of that…

    • ceth

      The mouth breatehrs gravitate more to the pro wrestling. I am a big MMA fan and by no means a mouth breather. The only real mouth breather MMA fans are the ones that gravitated ove from pro wrestling so they can see some Ultimate Fighting. To mouth breathers its not even mixed martial arts, its ultimate fighting.

      • razorsharp codpiece

        I’m so fucking excited that other people use the term “mouth breather”

    • Lorenzo

      I sat through this. They’re having a seminar on it with Ken Shamrock.

  • Taylor

    Is a requirement for being signed to Psychopathic records that you have facepaint like ICP?

    • Brandon

      Yes, and either be a super-fat redeck, or a super-skinny emaciated redneck. Your choice.

    • ZombieBreath

      No not really. There have been a lot of acts on Psychopathic without face paint. But, is it a requirement for all haters to be bitches? Yes.

      • MMFWCL

        apparently hahaha anyone else wanna go chicken huntin?

      • Isaac

        Dude, quit being such a goddamned juggalo or get off this site.

        In an unrelated note, I find it hilarious that Gwar was playing there.
        And in another note, I was ashamed that this was taking place in my state.

  • TrapThem

    “the most misunderstood people” no we all understand that juggalos are morons

    • http://www.freakshowcomics.com cl0cktower

      who says juggalos have to be morons , that’s like saying blacks have to be gangster emos have to kill themselves jews should be killed bye hitler or all people who listen to metal music like urself have extremely small penises , do you have an extremely small penis?

      • Isaac

        Being black isn’t a choice. Being jewish isn’t a choice (unless you’re reform or reconstructionist or whatever). Assuming something about one’s anatomy based on their musical taste is retarded.

        However, basing one’s intelligence on their choosing of ICP and the like over GOOD music is valid, for juggalos are morons.

  • Z

    I just watched the whole thing.
    I think it killed approximately 2,564 brain cells.

    • therealmetalmatt

      2,565 of mine are now dead

      • gibberish

        I’ve only got enough left to type this comment

  • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

    I used to know a Juggalo back in junior high…he was a chubby Mexican kid with a ponytail and extremely baggy pants with 8-balls on them. I think he was mentally handicapped. Saw him again the other day outside the strip mall holding up a sign advertising the new Mattress Giant.

    • Sacajawea

      There were quite a few mentally handicapped kids from my school who were “Juggalo’s” also. I think it’s a requirement.

      • Sacajawea

        That apostrophe doesn’t belong there…whatever.

        • Jesse

          Wha’t apo’strophe’?'?

  • key

    I like how they assume their fanbase are a)fat and b) rednecks. The announcer guy dropping f bombs like nothin’ is pretty ridic too.

    • ZombieBreath

      What kind of heavy metal fan complains because of use of the “F-bomb”?!?! What a vagina!!!! AHAHAHAHA

      • http://www.freakshowcomics.com cl0cktower

        hahahaha wow

  • http://www.myspace.com/jay234t Brutal Jay

    I’m suprised you guys are surprised. I mean, what did you think Joe DeRosa was talking about here; http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/02/20/insane-clown-posse-the-worst-band-ever/ ?

    One a side note, “Bouny Boxing” looks like fun… Just sayin.

    • canea

      yeah, i’m surprised this is news to you, Axl. Consider yourself lucky to have avoided it for the last 10 years.

    • Ziltoid

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ksCM-SbUNM

      That DeRosa bit is hysterical. I remember seeing it on Comedy Central a few years back…good times.

    • ZombieBreath

      Yeah… that DeRosa sucks. I bet you didn’t know before he was making fun of ICP he talks about wanting to kiss some black guy because he was chewing fruity gum. That guy is a homo and him making fun of ICP only makes them look better. How that guy got on TV, I don’t know.

  • therealmetalmatt

    I just lost a couple of brain cells watching this.
    Anyone noticed how Faygo was shown quite a bit in this video? While I enjoy some Faygo, I’m not sure I want to anymore after seeing “the most misunderstood people” try and represent it.

    WTF? Sugar Slam?

  • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ ipc4me

    YO IPC IS DA FUKIN GREATEST BAND ON THE FUCKIN WORLD MAN, FUCK ALL U WHO DONT GET IT U JUS DONT UNDRESTAND JUGGALO IS NOT JUST A THING ITS A FUCKI WAY OF LIFE AND ALL U NIGGAS THAT HATE WILL NEVER GET IT SO STOP MAKIN FUN OF JUGGALOS CUZ ITS A WAY OF LIKE BITCHEZ IM A FUCKIN TRUE JAGGALO IVE BEEN ONE FOR LIKE 14 YEARS OR SUM SHIT WAY BACK IN MY WHEN I WAS A KID NOW IM A MAN AND REAL MEN LISTEN TO FUCKIN ICP FUCK ALL THE HATERZ

    • Brandon

      Hah! Nice try.

    • Sacajawea

      Anyone ever see the movie Idiocracy?

      • http://www.myspace.com/jay234t Brutal Jay

        Win.

      • The Roan

        its got all the things plants need

        • Beereded

          I don’t think Faygo has elecrolytes.

          • Shiggy Shack

            Best succession of posts yet LMAO

    • Cisco

      r u 4real?

      • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ ipc4me

        FUCK YA IM REAL IM THE FUCKIN REALEST JUGGALOPE THEIR IS ON DA HOLE FUCKIN EARTH YO SHIT IS TIGHT LIEK THAT DO YOU KNOW WAT ITS LIKE 2 SEE UR MOM GET FUCKIN SHOT WEN SHE CAME HOME FROM WORK CUZ I DO MY MAMA GOT FUCKIN POPPED N SHIT AN THAT MADE ME RLY FUKIN MAD AND SAD N SHIT N ICP WAS WAT GOT ME THRU THE HAR D SHIT IN LIFE CUZ THEY RIGHT LEERICS THAT R FUCKIN TRU TO DA HEART MAN AND ICP CAN FUCKIN SPIT EM BETTER N ANY MUTHAFUCKER FRUM HERE TO FUCKIN LA CUZ ICP IS FUCKIN TIGHT AND SHIT ITS NOT MUSIC ITS LIKE GOIN TO CHURCH OR SUM SHIT ITS FROM DA SOUL SO STOP HATIN BITCHEZ YALL JUST JELOS ANYWAYZ

        • oblivion

          may i direct those of u in the court to this lame braind miss spelling asshole.
          case and point icp makes u use cap locks and poor grammer on a metal site,
          which icp HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BUT TO BE MADE FUN OF!
          we are not haters we are mildly inteligen beings who listen to reall music and use
          proper english and linguistic skills
          thank you for proving our theory

          • Facebook User

            rofl @ nobody realizing this is a gimmick

          • Anxiety

            Your a fucking idiot, All you assholes are, are just close minded stereotyping haters who followed the “cool kids” and your friends said fuck icp and fuck juggalos so now you do, You need to sit the fuck down and actually listen to the lyrics, listen to all of Psychopathic then you can have an opinion and if you like it then thats the shit but if you dont then keep it to your fucking self. Oh and if someone doesnt like juggalos just because some juggalo did something to you, Blame that one person not every juggalo you see because were INDVIDUALS, were not all the same.

          • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ ipc4me

            FUCK YA MAN WERE IVNIDIDUALS ICP FUCKIN KICKS ASS OF NE OTHER BAND ON DA FUCKIN WORLD JUGGALO PRIDE 4LIFE 2MORO IMA GET ICP TATOOD ACROSS MY FUCKIN ASS N IF YOU HATERZ WANNA FUCKIN KISS IT ILL JUS BEND OVER HHAHAH FUCK ALL DA HATERZ

          • Mitch

            It is spelled grammar. Oh, the irony.

        • Pahkmycah

          ipc4me, you’re a dumb bitch

        • Lady Death

          Jelos? Is that a non-ICP fan or are we all just delicious jiggly desserts?

        • bearbomb

          I’m the one that shot your mom. She got what was coming to her for having you.

          • Hatchet Boy

            that’s fucked up. Your all assholes. You kinda people r the reasons we juggalos kick your ass. we all scrubbies who belong somewhere. You guys belong where u guys fit in. we fit in here. So just go listen to ur metal and beat off to pictures of emos or goths (TBH id fuck an emo and goth. especially juggalette goths) and just listen to ur screamo wrist cutter XD

        • Damotello

          Obvious troll is obvious.

          • hate-crew

            HAHA THANKYOU for being the only one that realizes this guys is obviously a troll.

          • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

            Jeez you’re the only one that caught it, we all know real Juggalos aren’t that eloquent

          • Damotello

            Indeed, but what really gave you away was the lack of disparaging comments about our mothers and our sexual orientations. Close but no cigar, Eluveite. Y’all leave ma momma outta dis sheeit.

          • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ ipc4me

            FUK ALL YOUS MAMAS WHO R STILL ALIVE N SHIT MY MAMA GOT POPPED BY SUM THUGS FUCKIN GAY ASS FUCK FUCKERS N SHIT I NEED A MUTHAFUCKIN FAYGO GAY NIGGAS FUCK NEEDA LISTEN ME SUM IPC I’M OUT MUTHAFUCKERS KEEP HATIN CUZ IM CRYING INSIED WAA WAA YO MAMAS ARE ALL DIRTY FUCKIN CHEEP HOS

          • Hatchet Boy

            WHOOP WHOOP! WE SHOULD KICK THESE GUYS ASSES AND SHOW EM THAT THEY PUSSIES!!!

        • poopsmcgee

          ipc4me? shouldnt it be “icp4me”? he can’t even make his name correctly…

        • ZombieBreath

          I know what’s going on here… ICP4ME is actually somebody pretending to be a juggalo, and writing their posts in all CAPS, misspelling everything along the way, to make juggalos look bad. If not, then you’re just a juggalo that is making all other juggalos look bad. But not all juggalos are like ICP4ME. I may not be the smartest guy on the planet, but I’m not some poorly educated hillbilly. I like ICP and I’m just a regular person like anyone else.

  • mike

    i’d have intercourse with Sugar Slam.

    • Beereded

      You’d probably get a disease even if you wrapped it.

  • ihateyou

    Oh god i hate those juggalo idiots. What the fuck is that shit? Jesus.

  • Permafrost

    Dear god.

    This is a real thing. I was waiting for Bob Odenkirk and David Cross to appear and take the piss out of it… But that never happened.

    • http://www.freakshowcomics.com cl0cktower

      why would god send 2 men to suck the piss out of you?

  • Brandon

    This is like the white trash wet dream right here. “Sugar Slam” is pretty cute; too bad she listens to such shitty music.

    • http://www.freakshowcomics.com cl0cktower

      why are people calling juggalos white trash i dont understand this i dont live in a trailer i have a good paying job i dont understand it feels like im stuck in a episode of family guy NOTHING MAKES SENSE IN HERE

      • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

        Here’s your sign

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Pete-Simone/60802652 Pete Simone

    HAHAHAHAHA thats hilarious. I don’t even know where to start ripping on it. Sugar Slam might be a good place…

    The sad thing is that if ICP wasn’t involved, it would probably be a pretty cool event. I’d definitely get fucked up and watch midgets wrestle and then watch Gwar and do bouncy boxing.

  • cougar party

    Wow, this CAN’T be real….but it is!

    “Is that even possible? It is possible, and it will fucking happen.”

    Best. Promo. Ever

  • TrapThem

    oh wait dudes on stilts are going to be there count me in…Ice Cube, Scarface, and Ken Shamrock must really need cash

  • Joshie

    Holy shit! Coolio AND Vanilla Ice! And star of the greatest movie of all time They Live Roddy Piper! I’m sold.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Pete-Simone/60802652 Pete Simone

      they gotta all be broke as hell.

  • eatshit

    how fucked up is it, that gwar is probably the most normal bands playing that show.

    • ZombieBreath

      If I know juggalos (especially at the Gathering) then I am expecting GWAR will be running off the stage after a barrage of bottles, rocks, fire extinguishers and other objects have been thrown at their faces. Because they suck. And juggalos don’t give a fuck. They’ve done it before and they’ll do it again. Coolio will probably get the same treatment.

  • Lorenzo

    Did anyone else get to the end where they basically promise one big orgy? Awesome.

    That and really the metalsucks guys should have a bouncy boxing event. We’re all stoked for it.

  • Dustin at Metal Blade

    If all goes as planned, GWAR will slay all who attend including ICP, then we wont have to worry about their shitty music and retarded fans ever again…

  • http://www.twitter.com/DanContogiannis Dan Contogiannis

    I kind of want to go. Just as a social experiment.

  • Pahkmycah

    Let us hope GWAR feeds every high school mall rat with face paint there to GOR-GOR

    I like how the infomercial said they were the most misunderstood people. There is nothing to understand other than “juggalo” is complete douche baggery

  • Soontohavesyphilis

    I am going to fuck Sugar Slam

  • Anus Apache

    How did you like it when they said that the end that there is going to be all sorts of sex in the air? At the time a fat chick was pulling down her pants. I think sterilization is in order.
    Dont miss tha freshniss YO

  • Baldish

    when the hell did Roddy Piper start doing comedy? The only good thing here is GWAR

  • TurdFerguson

    I want to go for the Tilt AWhirl and the drunken fat chicks.

  • Symbolic

    I hope a Muslim gets pissed off about that Mecca reference and detonates himself on their juggalo ninja asses.

    Word!

    • Ex.Nihilo

      +1

      This made me laugh.

  • Me

    tech n9ne is awesome, not sure why he’s there.

    • ZombieBreath

      ICP has helped Tech’s career somewhat. Even though Tech’s new shit sucks (Absolute Power was the last really good album) If it weren’t for ICP I would have never heard of Tech N9ne. I saw Tech at an ICP concert for the first time and Tech does a lot with ICP, Twiztid and Kottonmouth Kings.

  • Shiggy Shack

    DEAR LORD THEY’RE GETTING TOGETHER AND BREEDING!!!!

    • Toxteth O’Grady
      • Dustin at Metal Blade

        Oh my god dude, this is definitely a “I’m going to hell because i find this so funny” moment, but i can’t help it haha… Oh well, i was gonna go to hell anyway

        • o0Stacey0o

          Holy shit. That has to be the new background on my phone.

      • ZombieBreath

        Wow that is seriously fucked up. It’s really sad when somebody can laugh at people for losing a part of their family, especially when it is an infant. I hope that happens to you assholes. So I can laugh at you.

  • Rolling Thunder

    In conclusion, here’s my question for Oderus: WHY THE FUCK ARE GWAR PLAYING AT THIS EVENT?!?!

    D. – Brock likes to smoke crack, Juggalos LOVE crack/meth.

    • ZombieBreath

      Nah dude. I’m a juggalo. I don’t even like crack/meth let alone love it. But I heard that Rolling Thunder is actually a metaphor for loving balls in your mouth.

  • Rhett O’Rick

    This is the whitest thing i’ve ever seen in my life…case for genocide, Exhibit A

  • Anthony

    Wow, Mushroomhead?

    And surprised to see Bizarre or anyone from D12 there, given ICP’s feud with Eminem.

    And the blonde chick doing the infomercial is hot.

    Honestly though, it’s funny how people who are making fun of this in the comments are the type of people who drool over the prospects of going to Wacken or Download. It’s just for a different type of fanbase. Say what you will about ICP’s music (it sucks), but they know how to treat their fanbase.

    • Joshie

      I actually kinda agree with this. I’ve never understood how anyone could like ICP, but they do seem to be cool to their fanbase. I’ve seen a lot of bands that are just complete asshats to their fans (hey there, Deftones), so seeing a band so apprceative to the people that love their crappy music is actually kinda cool.

  • GamlaSonn

    convention of confused teenagers

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrea-Voulgaris/663407462 Andrea Voulgaris

    FOR LOTS OF FUN AND LAUGHS GO TO THIS WEBSITE:
    http://www.juggalofaith.com/

    • Stabitha C.

      Didn’t ICP say once that the whole Juggalo mythology is a thinly veiled retelling of Christianity (for realz)?

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrea-Voulgaris/663407462 Andrea Voulgaris

        i really have no idea and frankly, i don’t care about what icp says. my friend just accidentally stumbled upon that website in government class one day when we were supposed to be researching communism….. that website is really funny though. you should read through the stories on there. you’ll wet your pants from laughter.

  • Stabitha C.

    Mind boggling.

    I love the Juggalo invasion here. You’re just not down with the clown, Axl!!

  • http://www.spike.com/video/wyckyd-sceptre/2723222 Sandy Duncan’s Glass Eye

    I heard Wyckyd Sceptre is playing.

    http://www.spike.com/video/wyckyd-sceptre/2723222

  • Joshie

    I love how akward Sugar Slam sounds when she curses. She sounds like a robot programmed to say her lines.

  • http://www.welovemetal.com We Love Metal

    There’s 14:11 of my life I’m never getting back

    • ZombieBreath

      Ah it’s okay, you really didn’t deserve to be born in the first place, so……. yeah

  • Charlie B

    The average age of the audience will 15. Anyway I did work security for an ICP concert back in the 90s and it was a fun freak show to watch.

  • RobotScythe

    Metalheads are often pissed off youth who have the balls and intelligence to do something about their situation in life.

    Juggalo’s are often pissed off youth, but are too stupid to do anything about it and are quite comfortable to be mediocre their entire lives.

    • http://www.freakshowcomics.com cl0cktower

      it realy is quite comfortable thank you

  • myke

    lol god i see every fat white lil fuckers from the mid west who watches wwf going to this. made me laugh. if my son turns out like this i’ll shoot myself. i already having the kid love iron maiden. this shit made me laugh thanx dudes!!!

    • http://www.freakshowcomics.com cl0cktower

      could you just kill ur self any way? i meen telling ur kid what hes aloud to like and what he has to dislike makes you a bad parent so until you fuck ur children up and make them shoot up a school can you kill urself?

  • Ross

    MAGICIANS AND HYPNOTISTS WALKIN AROUND DAT BITCH

  • groverXIII

    Living in Toledo, I see my fair share of these morons. I’ve never met an ICP fan who wasn’t a complete burnout or moron. They had a Gathering in Toledo back in the day and had to shut it down early because the Juggalos rioted. I believe there were a few rape complaints as well, although I could be wrong.

    Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

  • http://ultimateposerblog.blogspot.com Ultimate Poser Blog

    Being from Illinois, I thoroughly apologize for my home state hosting this. At the same time, why the fuck are tech n9ne, Ice Cube, Gwar, and Scarface going to be there? This is making me lose so much respect for them.

    And if it weren’t for ICP and their brain dead fans, then I might consider going to watch the wet T-shirt contests.

  • lucifer sam

    dude i use to be a huge Ice Cube fan…knowin hes even involved in this retardfest makes my respect for him fall even further….guess you gotta make money somehow

  • Facebook User

    honestly, i think it’s pretty smart for gwar to play this festival because A: their getting paid fucking bank B: they are trying to break a new album C: they have to pay for their costumes and stage show somehow!

  • Name Not Applicable

    My dream is to perform at this event.

  • Polska

    im pretty sure the gathering of the juggalos has a like 10 different locations over the past 10 years. Not because they want. They’re such douchebags, they get banned form every venue they play. Also, theres some comedian whose routine is about performing at it and almost getting beat up or something. Anyone know? I might have read it here actually…..

  • kingheadcrab

    “deep in the woods surrounded by juggalos”, is pretty much the scariest place i can imagine.

    • groverXIII

      Ooh… that can be the title for Waking The Cadaver’s next megahit.

  • mad_mooney

    If I cringed any harder, I’d snap my spine.

    At least they will all be in one place for a whole weekend. Some see a painful idiot-fest but I see an opportunity…

  • Polska

    oh nevermind. i just read the comments above

  • Ahab

    Incest is also confirmed.

  • rick

    Ah, just great. They’ve provided means for the mentally challenged to breed. What a fucking nightmare.

    On a side note… this would be bad ass if it were a metal fest.

    • http://www.freakshowcomics.com cl0cktower

      so people who like a different style of music are mentally challenged? you my sir are a man with a very tiny penis (btw all metal fans have small penises cus i new a guy with a small penis who liked metal and according to you all fans are the same)

  • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

    You know how they got the money to do this? Obama’s Juggalo Bailout plan

  • digs

    they held it in toledo once. it was a gathering of pretty much all the white trash that usually hangs out on the east side. pretty sure they vandalised a bunch of shit too.

  • wow

    attn: terrorists….. take note of the location of this event

  • Extra_Nina

    First: excuse my English..but not my native language:)
    What is Juggalo?
    Second: it doesn’t matter that much ‘couse that event seems to sux BAAAADLY :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kim-Kelly/10515129 Kim Kelly

    I hope this shit gets nuked.

  • Extra_Nina

    I still don’t know what is juggalo :)

  • anthonii

    VANILLA ICE………. Is he really still alive?>???

  • http://www.hibernum.net hibernum

    Ah, what stupid white people will do to amuse themselves while listening to terrible music…
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqK_0BbZGJY
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKrGMbRc4NA&feature=related

    Oh wait, we were talking about ICP fans. Snap!

  • Old Skool Metal

    Well, I wasn’t gonna go, but then they added the “ninjas jugglin’ fire!” Where do I get my TICKETS? HAHHHAAA!!!!

  • Death Metal Aaron

    Incest is bad.

  • Sampson

    No matter what you think of ICPs music, you gotta respect they can draw 10,000 people to Butthole, Illinois for a FOUR DAY “festival” 10 years running.

    And the fact that over the years they’ve gotten Bone Thugs N Harmony, Tech N9ne, Three 6 Mafia, Ying Yang Twins, Mack 10, Primer 55, Bushwick Bill, Ol’ Dirty Bastard, Powerman 5000, 2 Live Crew, Digital Underground, Too Short, Mushroomhead, Bizarre, Charlie Murphy and the notable acts announced in the infomercial is even more impressive.

    Not to mention the fact that Insane Clown Posse have sold over 6.5 million albums worldwide, and their album The Great Milenko was the third-longest running hip-hop album in the Billboard 200 chart’s history at one point (behind Eazy-E and MC Hammer), and despite their complete lack of respect, and I’ll admit gimmicky juvenile image, have been around for nearly 2 decades.

    So, hate them if you will, you’re definitely not alone. But at least grudgingly admit they know how to hustle…

    • Anxiety

      Over half of those artists you named are juggalos, And at least your not a little bitch about hating them like everyone else. your thoughts are opinionated not just pointless hatrid.

  • Bones

    Mushroomheads going too

  • kyle

    it’s the fuckin’ catalina wine mixer!!

  • me

    Ill be there… cant WAIT to see GWAR and MUSHROOMHEAD and annihilate all of the idiots that dont know how to mosh. Yes.

    Gotta love metal at the gathering. Ill be the one with the full PA system blasting Suffocation, Slayer and Origin just to watch the silly look on peoples faces.

    Sorry if you dont get it, but you are truly missing out on a wonderful time.

    Even if a lot of the people there are true idots and make a mockery of themselves by existing. Ive been to 7 of these in the past and have always had a GREAT time.

    Im sure there are a lot of people who post on here who are AFRAID to admin they are still fans… its all good.

  • tom smith

    i love how all you guys are hatin on something that you know absolutely nothing about. i am a college graduate, have been employed by one of the largest companies in the country for over seven years, have an attractive girlfriend, am not a thug, am not fat or retarded, and also have been listening to icp for about 15 years. you can stereo-type as much as you want, but all juggalos are not fat , white trash morons. listen to yourselves. the music you listen is ridiculous too. i mean come on, iron maiden?? yeah, i’d really like my kid growing up listening to some washed up metal band that he will never get to see. i’ve attended every gathering they have had. they keep moving locations because they outgrow every place they have been. it’s cool though. keep talkin. you will never understand because no band in the world does as much for their fanbase as icp and the psychopathic records family. its actually amusing to me to see how ignorant the people are who call us ignorant. hate if you want. much clown love.

    • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ ipc4me

      YA MAN DAS FUCKIN RIGHT YO ICP IS FUCKIN TIGHT AND NO 1 ELSE CAN UNDERSTNDA JUS CUZ WE FUCKIN BROTHAS MAN JUGGALO 4EVER FUCK ALL DA HATERZ ICP FUCKIN ROCKS N SHIT YALL WISH YOU COULD BE FUCKIN IN ABAND IN FUCKING LIKE IPC N SHIT FUCK YOUUU YALL GAY WHO NO LISTEN DA ICP FUCK YA FUK YO MUTHAS TOO HATERZ

    • Anxiety

      Fucking thank you, Most of these people are stupid and close minded and for those people who are here is a PERFECT example of a juggalo individual. MCL homie

  • Lucifer Sam

    yeah you dont have to respect ICP…everything and everyone at that fest is paying for one of the “fun stuff” at the GAYthering…wrestiling, carnivals.. all that shit can be bought for cheap. plus the bands that play there….its not like they are getting booked anywere else… seriously, even cube and coolio…its not like they are touring anywere else. plus if your trying to convince me that ICP is so great for their CD that sold 6 mill around the world…Linkin parks first cd sold over 21 million world wide so their sales dont mean shit…unless you’d like to say that Linkin park is a better band than ICP when it comes to record sales…Point Being that ICP, and all the rest of the wigger rappers that resort to the face paint gimmick that was slightly cool about 10 years ago, will never have any respect to people that like actual (MATURE) content to the music they listen to… Like what you want to like, but stop trying to convince us, ICP will always suck big black COCK…

    • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ ipc4me

      FUCK U MAN MOONBOUNCES R FUCKIN COST A LOT OKAY???

    • Sampson

      Yes, but Linkin Park had heavy radio/video support, selling almost 7 million albums with absolutely no video play or radio play or shred of respect in the music industry is very impressive. I’m not trying to convince anyone here to like ICP, it’s just not gonna happen, but you are ignoring facts just to blast music you don’t care for.

      So I restate my case: these talentless hacks have, over a 17 year period, acrued:
      -3 certified Gold albums
      -2 certified Platinum albums
      -2 certified Gold Videos
      -1 certified Platinum Video

      And they run their own multi-million dollar company which puts on The Gathering each year (despite what your opinion is of the event, putting on a fesival of that size is a feat for an indie record label with no sponsors), run a wrestling promotion that was the third highest grossing federation at one point (again, regardless of what you think of wrestling, that’s impressive), and they have built an empire on their merchandise, pulling in 30 bucks a head at shows, and have their merch distributed in stores nationwide. So what, right? EVERY band has a shirt at Hot Topic. But keep in mind all this was done independently.

      If after all that, you still can’t get past your hatred of them and at least give them props for their business prowess, then you’re just a self-righteous asshole, and by all means should continue frequenting this site.

      Speaking of this site, (I posted this in another thread but it’s more relevant here) I count 4 news posts about Insane Clown Posse JUST THIS SUMMER, for a band that by your count isn’t worth mentioning and who wore out their welcome years ago, I’m puzzled by your fixation/obsession with them…

      • Tommy Lindbergsen

        Some people think that just because a band (if that’s what you want to call ICP) makes money that gives them overall validity.
        I completely disagree. Most valid metal bands who have superior talent and undeniable integrity are unheard of by the mainstream while shit like Avenged Sevenfold and Korn are making tons of money and given mass radio circulation.

      • LuciferSam

        Hey dont get too excited about why ICP is mentioned on here…

        they are pretty much a running gag. something to start long ass threads about who likes it and who doesnt…

        oh and by the way, all thier gold and platinum albums and videos over a 17 year span… impressive on a small scale..but remember there are alot of other bands out there that dont get mainstream airplay or support that are making the same numbers and above… not that impressive if actually look at music as a whole…especially back when people werent downloading music…

        • Sampson

          LuciferSam: Like who? I’m not saying you’re wrong, I just want to know what other bands you’re talking about.

          Tommy Lindbergsen: I am not saying their financial success validates them as artists, but surely it validates them as players in the industry.

          Plus, keep in mind when you compare them to other bands success, ICP IS A RAPPING CLOWN DUO. The fact that they’ve achieved anything is amazing, and the fact that they did it mostly on their own is even more amazing to me. But fuck it, to each their own. I just like to participate in lively debate rather than a trade of insults and unoriginal disses, and I hope I represent a more intelligent fan of ICP/Psychopathic Records than some of the other ones who’ve replied here…

  • Boondukes

    Yall are abunch of fuckin idiots yall dont know nothin bout this juggalo shyt so fuck yall, yall are just jelous cause this is the biggest even in the world ozzfest and woodstock could only wish they could be as big as this shyt

    • LuciferSam

      dude Woodstock 99 had about 200,000 in attendance, plus it was broadcasted on pay per view to millions, and yeah ICP was there and guess who gave a shit…NO ONE!.. everyone was there to see actual musicians.

      plus Woodstock didnt have to resort to having lame ass wrestling events and the same ICP clones taking up the stage…

      this GAYthering of the juggalos is funny and sad at the same time…kind of like getting raped by a clown

  • ILL

    For everyone of you talking shit on people for what they like and believe in what all of you are saying would be in the boundaries of racism. While all of you are listening to people doing nothing but yelling in their music and hiding out in your bedrooms or basement of your parents house leave your house for 2 whole days don’t take your laptop with you it’ll still be there and look at how you are brainwashed by mtv and the media. Also alot of Juggalos aren’t idiots you see it’s the fake ones so hate on them but think before you speak about a group of people and what they like. MCL to all my ninjas dead and living

    • ZombieBreath

      Thank you. I like metal, but have you ever noticed that every metal fan is incredibly biased? I don’t even talk to the metal fans in my community because they hate everybody else. I have friends that like country, rap, and even pop music. Yeah I bust their balls for listening to the shit, but it’s their choice to listen to whatever kind of music they want. I’d rather smoke a blunt with my friends and say fuck it. After all, it’s just music.

      • ILL

        Yes most people who like metal that live in my area never even bother to leave their home except to go to a concert or buy a cd of an artist they like and the name of this site proves my point about metal ghetto metal now far surpasses any of the metal out now

  • Tommy Lindbergsen

    Hmmm…water tower….sniper rifle….a million rounds of ammunition sounds about right.

  • ZombieBreath

    Dude, I love metal, and I also love Insane Clown Posse. I have been listening to them for almost 10 years and I don’t see why metal fans hate them so much. So what if they rap? They rap about some cool shit…. not just about being a clown and drinking Faygo. Plus they even make serial killing funny as fuck. Could you say that about Cannibal Corpse? Hell no that would “ruin their reputation” cause they only want to make the same crap albums hundreds of times. Bottom line, ICP is the shit, and so is heavy metal. But, Metalsucks.com can eat my hairy scrotum sack for talking shit and being ignorant clueless assholes.

  • Tommy Lindbergsen

    Typically, people who listen to metal take music seriously, ICP is a talentless joke band and while they do have an established fanbase, the typical “juggalo” is a fat waste of human debris with a moronic sense of taste.
    I find the very existence of Insane Clown Posse to be offensive.
    ICP does nothing for metal, and the clueless fans of this wretched band somehow link ICP and metal together which is laughable.
    This gathering of juggalos presents and opportunity, round them up and drop a nuke.
    The end.

    • ZombieBreath

      “I find the very existence of Insane Clown Posse to be offensive.”
      Awesome. It makes me happy when people are offended for the smallest thing. I just love to find someone that is offended by something that I like so I can rub it in their face all the time. I mean, you MUST be right about ICP being a talentless joke band, they’ve “only” been around for 17+ years. HA!

      • LuciferSam

        lots of bands been around for over 17+ years…doesnt mean they are any good

  • Tommy Lindbergsen

    Just because a band has been around for awhile doesn’t mean they should be.
    You comment like a preteen, and your immaturity is undeniable.
    Die in a fire.

  • LuciferSam

    OK… so this thread has gone forever and we have our sides….but one thing keeps bugging me…

    what the fuck is a Juggalo?

    if you “true” Juggalos can at least give me some kind of thesis on what your life style is and how its not just redneck rap, or retarded music with christian undertones…. well heres your chance…

    i want to know!..if you can come off as a reasonable human being with an IQ above 100 then ill let you be..

    • Tommy Lindbergsen

      As you can see, no one is able to articulate a response.

    • ILL

      A Juggalo is somebody that listens to Insane Clown Posse and all associated acts in their record label along with who ever else that Juggalo likes. Juggalos aren’t stupid rednecks that all them people are saying in all those comments up above we are some of the most sophisticated people you will meet all my homies have ranging IQs in the 110-130s. Don’t go by what other people say go find out yourself if you want to.

      • Tommy Lindbergsen

        Sophisticated people don’t use the term “homies”.
        How do you know the IQs of your friends? I doubt any of you even know what an IQ is let alone your personal score.
        ILL almost sounded like he knew what he was talking about, it probably took him a better part of an hour to formulate that post, in the end though, you don’t fool me sheepfucker.

        • ILL

          Actually it took me no more than 5 minutes to type that post and how I know my friends have IQs up in the 100s is cause I seen them score that high on multiple IQ tests. Also you don’t have to be sophisticated to use slang like homies and all such meanings of friends that people say but according to you Juggalos aren’t people to you Juggalos are a failed group of people. So do us all a favor abd quit trying to be tough and go find a job go buy your own house to get out of your parents basement and if what I just typed pisses you off go commit suicide. Oh we know you love to fuck your sister and sheep no need to try and play it off now go commit suicide.

  • obsolete

    Its so funny that people trying to stick up for this “band” don’t even realize they’ve lost the legitimacy of their argument as soon as they say some stupid shit like “clown love” or “YALLZ IZ STUPID FUK THA HATERZ.” They might as well just say, “you’re right, I am a product of inbreeding”

    • Tommy Lindbergsen

      Agreed.

      • Sampson

        That’s why you should ignore those posts and read mine…

  • juggalo4life142

    im a juggalo ive been one for about 10 yrs now its not about the music or the words in the music its just about striving to not be the same as everyting else in the world u wake up everyday go to work come home g to bed do it ova again and agian like a robot but y there has to be a better way for us all to live our lifes together n stop hating n each other for insignificant belifs or looks n hating on outher cultures and starting wars over money its a concise choice to not participate in systems that poisen nature and minds to belive wht they want you to so that you never think fo yourself n u think n feel everything your told to its about freedom of self expression you could kinda of compare the juggalos of today as modern day hippies tryin to survive in a world that wont slow down n u can talk shit about everything i said but i kno i aint retarded n i sure as hell aint n redneck so mmfwcl n peace to evryone open ur minds

    • Tommy Lindbergsen

      I rest my case.
      Thanks to juggalo4life142 for proving my point.

    • Heavy Metal

      I like my sentences to have periods.

  • vegard

    there are several clown-faced rap groups? i’m loosing faith in humanity:(

  • GROW

    HEY ILL PUT IT LIKE THIS .. WE ARE NOT ASKING U TO COME TO OUR GATHERING!!! HELL MOST OF US DONT WANT ANYONE OUT SIDE THE JUGGALO WORLD TO EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT .. WHEN U OUTSIDES COME WE HAVE MORE FIGHTS ALOT MORE PPL TRYING TO SELL DRUGS EVERY STEP U TAKE ( and im not talking just weed ) AS FAR AS WHY GWAR IS PLAYING . THEY WENT ON TOUR WITH ICP IN LIKE 2000 GIVE OR TAKE 2 YEAR .. MUSHROOMHEAD IS ALSO GOING TO BE THERE FOR THE 2ND TIME .. I AM NO REDNICK OR SOME LIL PUNK KID IE BEEN TO ALOT OF METAL SHOW IVE SEEN GWAR OVER 20 TIMES IN THE LAST 16 YEARS, I WENT TO THE FIRST 8 OZZFEST .. AND THINK ABOUT IT BACK IN THE DAY METAL WAS ” A WASTE OF TIME WITH A BUNCH OF LOOSERS / REJECTS IN HIGH SCHOOL” THEN METAL WAS THE THING .. NOW ITS ALMOST DEAD

    • Tommy Lindbergsen

      Misuse of caps lock and blatant mispelling= redneck inbred ICP fans

      • Tommy Lindbergsen

        I would like to thank ILL, ZombieBreath, juggalo4life and all the other crosseyed capsjunky sisterfuckers on this thread for entertaining me while I wait to go to Progressive Nation.

      • GROW

        wow one typo and i cant spell? .. and for your info “rednecks ” was the first union of coal miners look it up and learn something u brain dead head banger

  • Vlad

    I kinda wanna go for the lulz. Except I only like technical/prog metal. But still it would be awesome.

  • GROW

    ohh and i just got a part in the new megadeath video

  • http://www.myspace.com/djfeef DJ Feef

    Wow. Just wow. To prove a Juggalo that they are worthless you people prove to be the true scum of the Earth. Not letting people be themselves. I guess that’s why so many metal-heads love Satan. They can’t wait until they die just to suck the Devil’s dick all day. Maybe the reason you don’t understand Juggalos is because you’re not one. You aren’t open minded and loving. You hate on people that are different than you just to feel better you spend all day rippin on people that made their dreams true, while yours are on computer being an asshole. Your day will come… the fires of Hell might make you wished you weren’t a piece of shit hater.

    • Tommy Lindbergsen

      Another feeble attempt at a comeback.

      • ILL

        Are trying to prove a point. Trying to act tough over the internet cause you were picked on when you were little cause your parents were far too over caring cause you never had a chance to play with the neighborhood kids because your mom would never let you leave the house. Do to her doing so you became a mommas boy. Now trying to act tough over the internet living in the same room with the same car bed from when you were 7 yrs old. Now your in your mid 30s confused at why there is a group of people doing what you never had the chance to do when you were little it’s alright just leave your room find a group of people and do what you never had the chance to do.

    • Masonic Wehrmacht

      This is why I frequent this site so much. Good laughs.

      1. Not letting people be themselves? We let everyone be themselves and we in turn use our free speech to validate our ability to have a hold on life and laugh at your inability to contribute to society.
      2. Satan isn’t real because God isn’t real.
      3. Aren’t open minded and loving? I love real people with real values and real concerns.
      4. If you made your dreams true dude, I’d love to see you when you’re 45 and ask if you lived your life to the fullest.

  • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

    THE MUSICAL IS BACK!

  • Binkles

    Ha ha, yeah boyyyyy, off the hook, etc…cheesy ass shit

  • obsolete

    To the people who say they aren’t white trash and love ICP and use that as an argument.. you have to understand that the general population that does like this “music” are incredibly retarded. Try this, ask someone you know if they’ve heard of ICP or seen that stupid ass hatchet man logo. I guarantee they’ll say something like, “Yeah there was a small group of white trash idiots I went to high school with that was into that shit.” If you’re not trashy, then great good for you, but I can’t imagine a large number of intelligent people who would want to associate themselves with such a douchey group. By the way.. does living an “alternative lifestyle” require you to ignore the boundaries set in place by the english language? Apparently so.. you guys are so rebelious.

  • BlakMetallistKrieg!

    HOLY SHIT! A carnival? A comedy tent? Bouncy boxing(lol)? BBQ? OVER 120ACTS??? And it’s all for a rap group that absolutely noone gives a shit about anymore. FUCK RAP. But damn, that’s a lot of stuff they packed into that event. Ken Shamrock MMA seminar, too???

  • obsolete

    Sampson: You’re using popularity as a reason for them to be given respect. There are a lot of idiots out there with bad taste and money to spend. Furthermore.. this is a metal news site, ICP isn’t going to get respect because its viewers largely assess music based on talent. Sales numbers will do nothing more than make us realize just how many dumbasses there are out there. ICP just got lucky.

  • Shar

    To all the real metal-heads:

    Have any of you noticed that the name calling,stereotyping,all the shit you talk about the juggalos is exactly how metal-heads were treated by the PMRC and people everywhere when metal first came onto the scene. You guys didnt like being harassed and stereotyped as devil worshipers and /or drug addicts so why in the world would you do it to other people?

    I am a Juggalette but i’m not going to bother listing all the reasons why i’m not a fat redneck slut just because I listen to ICP. Even if I did you people would ignore all the reason why your stereotypes are wrong and find some way to justify why you think its ok for you to treat us like shit,even though we’ve done nothing to you.

    • metalchick666

      this is true. I personally have no love for ICP, but people shouldn’t stereotype. If you like ICP, listen to them. If you don’t like them, don’t listen to them, and quit bitching about it.
      Of course, people will stereotype anyway, because its fucking human nature kicking in. We’re all hypocritical bastards :D

  • mattymatrix

    wow…it’s like…how does this exist?

    that being said…road trip anyone?

  • http://www.myspace.com/437666934 Noel

    sadly, all this says is that they know how to have fun better than metalheads…..dont get me wrong, juggalos are the ass zits of the earth, but all those different events? a cannon ball guy? i mean, shit..3 days, man. all we got is gay ass hot topic sponsored tours with the newest bands on the bill…and wacken.. thats it, really. its sad that even the fucking juggalos can party better than the metalheads..wheres our 3 day US event? fuck man, metal DOES suck….

    • http://www.myspace.com/437666934 Noel

      also, if you hate juggalos[as I do] at least this fest gets them out of town for a couple days…

  • http://www.freakshowcomics.com cl0cktower

    i am extremly confused in this entire matter , ICP are well known rappers , why are they being compared to metal , there are many black people who listen to icp so why are juggalos wight trash? and dont mostly white people listen to metal dosnt that make you wite trash? but most importantly why is every one who listens to icp being compared to one another steriotypes are stupid your all stupid , since you all are so opsessed with steriotypes i can only asume that all of you have small penises cus cartman listened to metal and he has an extremly small penis and since all fans are exactly the same … you all have small penisis …even the girls … unless ur black ur big penis cancels out the small penis syndrom and you now have an avrege sized penis

    and acording to sparticus (hes black) “well i guess a 2 size to small white trash hat fits me now”

    • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

      Take a look at these words folks…

      wight
      dosnt
      wite
      steriotypes
      opsessed
      asume
      cus
      penisis
      syndrom
      acording
      avrege

      Just a few samples of a grammatically-sparkling comment

      • NICKDARK

        just a few examples of not spelling right what i see is someone who made it easier for you to read it but then again juggalos are idiots but y’all spell more stuff incorrect then a retard going straight into college but i know one of y’all are going to say i spelled something wrong get a god damn dictionary and look up the words you simple minded fools and learn something. JUGGALOS 4 LIFE!!!!

    • Wow

      1) You only spelled “white” 2 out of 4 times correctly; kind of a disparaging contradiction to your own post.
      2) More ironically, you misspelled “stereotypes” twice, actually solidifying another contradiction.
      2) A majority of race, pertaining to musical tastes (genres), doesn’t signify their frowned-upon social counterpart. You should know that instead of generalizing (oh, nvm).
      3) You referred to penes (not penises) more than you did your whole point itself.

      Please, please, please, proofread your shit before posting. Other than that, I rest my case.

      • http://www.frerakshowcomics.com cl0cktower

        you proved nothiong i never once mentioned any thing abought gramer so you proved your a geek who likes things spelled corectly , and if you read every ones posts yopud simply see i was refering to the fact that every one decided that race has ever thing to do with it so you my friend should kill urself for being stupid

        • Wow

          I don’t think you’re in the right to call anyone with correct grammar (spelled GRAMMAR) stupid or geeks. I don’t know if you’ve noticed it yet, but these so called “geeks” that you frown upon so heavily create and maintain the essence which is the convenience and possible pleasure of your so-called life. If that weren’t the case, this world would essentially be fully ignorant and just plain retarded. It’s people like me and my “friend” that tend to set things straight and coherent. It’s only up to you to admit your sullen defeat and call it a day.

  • GIR-DA-JUGGALO

    FUCK ALL THE JUGGALO HATERS THE FACT IS I AM 16 AND HAVE A HIGHER IQ THEN YOU. YOUR JUST UPSET YOU CANNOT GET OVER WE GET GIRLS WHILE YOU BUTT FUCK YOUR SISTER AS SHE SLEEPS YOU INSESTUIOS PUSSIES MCL PEACE OUT HOMIES

    • Wow

      You’re still in high school. How do you possibly conjure up the audacity to say that you have a higher intellect than many of the post-collegiates on this site?

      • http://www.frerakshowcomics.com cl0cktower

        probably because the fact that ur post graduate and still care abought what type of music people listen to and think that every one who dosnt follow you is stupid makes the highschooler smarter than you

        • Wow

          lol I never said anything about musical tastes, my personal schooling level, or references of caring for people not “following” my musical choices. Your whole post is based on assumptions which are, in turn, based on other previous posters’ attitudes and assumptions. So now you’re not only forming double-contradictions, you’re constructing double-assumptions as well. When you’re ready to have an intellectual debate, I’m right here. Otherwise, you are only further cementing others’ posts and opinions, obviously against ICP (despite how moronic they may be at times).

          • GIR-DA-JUGGALO

            wow i may be a highschooler but i have the balls to say what i thinks true ICP is a great band you may believe your sophisticated but thats not shit compared to my homies down with ICP i wouldnt take anything in this life for my homies i may be white but i bet if you found me and kicked my ass that you would get it alot worse my blood relatives are juggalos we will always be there for each other so you can wish to be smarter than this sophmore but youre not so go fuck yourself you shrimp dick bitch

      • NICKDARK

        Just cause he’s in high school doesn’t mean he has a high IQ. Your reply was weak and idiotic. Think maybe this person is into it and this is what that person likes don’t be a prick and laugh at someone for what they like. All of you are scared to leave people alone cause you think people will forget about you well they won’t your still be there just behind the scenes. Deal with it.

        • Wow

          You obviously have no idea what it means to have a high IQ either. In fact, your wording choices fucked up your defense as well. You basically agreed with my previous statement (read your own first sentence). Seriously, none of you are putting up a logical argument about anything I’ve said so far; Thus confirming that none of you have a high IQ, can form a debate, or concrete your own points. Your attempts at responding are futile and if the best you can come up with is “leave us alone” or telling someone to fuck themselves, you’re either admitting your collapse of reasonable thought or further showing how intelligent you really are. Btw Nick, the only way you can deal with ignorance is to confront it or discipline it.

          Admit your dismal defeat.

          • NICKDARK

            actually I restated what you said in your reply to GIR-DA-JUGGALO go back and read what you typed then read my reply. then think for a minute and if you still don’t understand you really are RETARDED. next come up with a reply saying how dumb I am for not having any good reasoning for an argument to be included and I know what I just typed is going to confuse you so I’m going put it in simplest form. You are retarded your family suffers from retardation your a nerd, geek you stole your user name from world of warcraft you still live with your parents even though your in your mid 30s your first and only kiss was with your mom. Do us all a favor go kill your parents put them in the car trunk drive walk in there with 1 of your parents over your shoulder look around say it’s exactly what you think it is. While the people who are there are in shock cut 1 of your parents fingers off and suck it on it then drink it now come with a marvelous comeback if you can bitch boy.

          • Wow

            Now, as a final response, I’m just going to be a douche and point out every single thing wrong with that post simply for the fun of it:

            - 4 capitalization errors (in regards to your own horribly constructed sentences; see the next bullet)
            - 6 run-on sentences (check the next bullet for non-existent period corrections)
            - 8 missing periods (holy shit, is this the 1st grade again?)
            - 11 missing commas (that one was hard to figure out; you know, with the previous 3 bullets being the status they are and whatnot)
            - No spelling errors, surprisingly (thank god metal-sucks has a spell-check, huh?)
            - 2 missing apostrophes (not including the times you spelled “you’re” as “your”; see next bullet)
            - 2 “you’re” vs. “your” mistakes (oops, I guess that makes 4 missing apostrophes)
            - 1 missing colon (obviously from the multiple cocks rammed up your arse)
            - 1 missing semicolon (partial residue from a from another arse that got rammed right before yours by the same cock)

            And if you could, clear up the last two sentences for me. That way I can actually understand how you’re trying to insult me because frankly, I have no idea what you intend to say. And if that’s not the case, then I can’t laugh at your responses. For example:

            - “cut 1 of your parents fingers off and suck it on it then drink it now”

            and

            - “put them in the car trunk drive walk in there” lol, hilarious.

            You’re not worth my time (however you did deserve a coup de grâce); anyone who defends a “juggalo” is just as bad a drain on society, if not worse. Btw, WoW is a mind-numbingly, retarded game. I simply chose it because 3 letters is fast to type (maybe not for you, but for most people), it was a direct representation of what I initially thought about some of the completely stupid remarks shown on this site (mainly by “juggahos”), and figured out that after that last post of yours, it was the basic feeling of conclusion I had from someone who decided it would be “cool” to intellectually challenge me while defending such worthless scum.

            I repeat one, last time: Drown in your defeat, admit to your abysmal annihilation, and bow down to your superior (me).

            How’s that for marvelous, dickweed? :]

          • NICKDARK

            You don’t need to say your going to be a douche you alread are. Your weak and futile attempt at trying to prove i’m an idiot failed miserably. The two sentences that you got confused on are easy to figure out. I’m going to help you out with it. The first cut off 1 of your parents fingers suck on it and drink it. Means go put it in a drink causing you to choke on it. The second 1 is a fill in the blank. The run on sentences are actully normal length for a sentence. Your is in proper term you’re would be opinionated (big word for you). Your last bullet what does “from a from” mean, thats probably a twitch from your dad, uncles, grandfathers, preacher and friends dad cocks in you. Also metalsucks is a run on word not metal-sucks. You repeated your self 2 times. Go back to school and learn something you half brain redneck meth addicted trying to be tough using spellcheck trying to make you’re self look sophisticated bitch boy. Your comeback was some what tolerable. Don’t try at another one you will fail miserably

  • ToxicKandyKid

    Aaaw, poor you. So insignificant and weak. Pissing and moaning because you think that all Juggalos are idiots. On the contrary, we are not. We are actually rather intelligent. You see, for one, we know that an event that starts the in the morning the 6th and ends at midnight on the 9th is four days long, not three. The fact that you choose to reiterate this makes me laugh even further.

    Stop your foolish whining, be open minded, and stop hating things that you don’t understand. We are freaks, we are (mostly) insane, and we enjoy every moment of it. We just happen to enjoy music about murder. Is that so bad?

    Get over it you sniveling bastards.

    • Davegeek

      I’m not a fan of ICP at all and I enjoy laughing at juggalos as being ridiculous as much as the next person. Just like I enjoy laughing at metalheads, punks and every other little tribal “subculture” that feels misunderstood.

      That said I agree with you 100%. Juggalos are ridiculous and many of their fans come off as total morons but so what? A lot of people come off as total morons regardless of their musical tastes. Most metalheads come off as morons, most punks do as well etc etc. And is a juggalo any less ridiculous than a black metal fan with corpse paint?

      Mostly I would like to thank you for spelling properly. Very few of the posters here, on both sides of the argument, have done so.

      • http://evilsausage.livejournal.com/ Evil

        Sorry to say it but no, you’re wrong, Davegeek. While it is incidentally true that there are some metalheads who as brilliant as a doorknob, it is only so incidentally. On the other hand, Juggalos are insipid, one and all, in my experience. I’ve never met one that displayed the ability to rub together two brain cells, and that includes the people I’ve read in forums like this who identified as such. And it’s no wonder, go read the sub-literate lyrics of the band the worship. This is what’s wrong with them, and it’s why they get no respect from anyone outside their little tribe.

  • http://TAPATIOMAN RAY

    THATS FUKN RETARDED U WANNA BE A CLOWN JOIN THE CIRCUS LOL FUKN SHEEP BAAAAAAA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUKN DRAG QUEEN BITCHES LMFAO UR ICP MOMMA SHUDA DRANK YA

  • Myopinionisbetterthenyours

    Those Poor bastards in Cave In Rock…

  • Coby

    I think I’ve heard about this “gathering”…it was the plotline for the movie 2012 if i’m not mistaken.

  • http://evilsausage.livejournal.com/ Evil

    You know what I want to see? I want the entire place to be laid with M18A1 Claymore antipersonnel mines while all the idiots are sleeping off the consumption of way too fucking many cheeseburgers and way too much of that cheap off brand soda that their mediocre rap idols told them to buy (how much do you think the Faygo people paid for that?). They’d wake up, take a step out of their smelly sleeping bags and BOOM!

    Haha you could total up the IQ points of everyone in the place, then do the same with my cat and I and we’d come out on top. To paraphrase the great Bill Hicks, the world gets lighter when we lose a moron.

  • fukurface

    all of u r complete morons!!!! how could u judge someone by their music? give it up! if u only went to an event [[gathering]] u would realize how much more every other person in the world should be like the juggalos n juggalettes…i have NEVER seen so many different races, ages, genders, etc get together n get along… it literately is one big family… n they accept everyone! its nothin but non stop fun at the gathering. n at least us pyscopthic fans dont judge u muthafukin cock suckers! cuzz we jus dont giv a flyin fuk bout everyone else! we r who we r n nuttin ne of u closed minded, stereotypin. i needa hate on somebody bitches say. thas how we got this far ne ways. by not givin a fuk! so jus take ur comments n shove em up ur ass cuz ur only makin urself look retarded! n as far as the face paint…. its the shit! n if u paint ur face n r still accepted by everyone there. u know ur liked by the true person u r n not wut u look like. get the hell over ur selves. u r only jealous GWAR found another place that will show em more love than ne where theyve ever been.. n if they r at the event they put themself there.. no one begged for em to come. i assure u either way it went we woulda had a blast!!!!

    • http://evilsausage.livejournal.com/ Evil

      Hahaha fuckface. Aptly named, child. You do everything that you accuse others of, and sprinkle the usual juggaloic illiteracy on top. Classic, child, classic. You deride us for judging juggalos by their music, then tell us how the rest of us should be like you. Oh, and you don’t judge “muthafukin cock suckers,” – nope, no judgment there.

      Thanks for making me laugh on a snowy Thursday morning. Now go torture small animals or make obscene phonecalls, or whatever it is you people do.

  • http://www.topix.com/forum/who/insane-clown-posse ICP Rulez

    Sugar Slam is hot!!!!!!!

    The gathereing is an amazing event and haters are just jelus that their faverit band does not do something cool like this.

    • http://evilsausage.livejournal.com/ Evil

      “Jelus?” “Faverit?” Bwahahahaha!