IS THERE REALLY SUCH A THING AS GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS?!?
Thursday, July 23rd, 2009 at 1:00pm by Axl RosenbergThe above is a fourteen-minute plus infomercial for what is apparently the 10th Annual (HOLY SHIT) “Gathering of the Juggalos,” which is, of course, an event celebrating the artistry of Insane Clown Posse, who, as you may know, made the Best Metal Album of the 21st Century… So Far. When MetalSucks contributor Dale Croverdale sent it to me, I had to watch twice and visit the official website just to believe that it wasn’t some joke. How the fuck is this happeneing?
In case you don’t have time/inclination to watch all fourteen minutes (and I really think you should make time, assuming you have a fresh pair of underwear to change into when you’re done pissing yourself with laughter), here are some of the reasons the infomercial thinks you ought to attend:
- It’s a three day event
- It’s a fucking three day event.
- There will be free camping with tents of various sizes available.
- There will be free-style motorcross shows.
- There will be a “human cannonball”: “This guy is gonna shoot himself out of a cannon, three times a day, all weekend long.”
- There will be helicopter rides.
- There will be a wet t-shirt contests.
- There will be free-style rap battles.
- There will be pro wrestling.
- There will be amateur wrestling.
- There will be magicians.
- “Yes we will have food, and plenty of it.”
- Ice Cube will be there.
- Coolio will be there.
- Fucking Ice Cube and Coolio will be there.
- There will be late night comedy “deep in the woods.” ‘Cause that’s where I usually go to check out late-night comedy.
- Oh yeah: that late night comedy will be courtesy “top comedians” like Pauly Shore, “Rowdy” Roddy Piper, Jimmy “JJ” Walker, and Upchuck the Clown.
- The event is promised to be superior to the last nine Gatherings: “Is that even possible? It is possible, and it will fucking happen.”
- “The feeling in the air… the feeling of family love… sort of what I imagine the feeling is like for Muslims when the visit Mecca.” – ICP’s Violent J
In conclusion, here’s my question for Oderus: WHY THE FUCK ARE GWAR PLAYING AT THIS EVENT?!?!
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I feel bad for people who live within 15 miles down wind….the stench from that freak fest is gonna stink lol
I actually know kids who still go to this shit…and there over 25…maybe in junior high this was cool? but come on…this is like the 12th yr of this shit…what garbage…worst tour ever…
when i see a juggalo i throw up
HOPE THEY DROPP AN H BOMB ON THAt ArEA THAT WEEKEND…
KILL ALL THOSE FUCKERS!!
that shit makes mE SOO FUCKING MAD!!!!!
You’re a douchebag. Why? Because you get mad at other people for liking something you don’t. I’m so tired of dealing with your type of people. I bet you only talk to people that like the music you like because you’re an idiot. This is America BITCH! If America were founded by people like you, all we would have is fucking bluegrass country music and it would be like living in Russia except only with rednecks. So fuck off and stop sucking so much you goddamn communist wannabe. It’s a couple guys rapping about murder… it’s not that bad you fucking moron. You just wanna piss and moan because you are jealous that ICP are more metal than your favorite bands and they rap. HAHA!
Dude…you are wrong. If you were defending anything else…fucking gospel music even…I would have kept quiet. But ICP and their “fans” are just fucking horrible people. All of them. I’ve never met a single one I didn’t want to punch in the face. And it has absolutely NOTHING to do with the music…they are just idiots.
what, no UFC/MMA? every mouth breather convention needs a little of that…
The mouth breatehrs gravitate more to the pro wrestling. I am a big MMA fan and by no means a mouth breather. The only real mouth breather MMA fans are the ones that gravitated ove from pro wrestling so they can see some Ultimate Fighting. To mouth breathers its not even mixed martial arts, its ultimate fighting.
I’m so fucking excited that other people use the term “mouth breather”
I sat through this. They’re having a seminar on it with Ken Shamrock.
Is a requirement for being signed to Psychopathic records that you have facepaint like ICP?
Yes, and either be a super-fat redeck, or a super-skinny emaciated redneck. Your choice.
No not really. There have been a lot of acts on Psychopathic without face paint. But, is it a requirement for all haters to be bitches? Yes.
apparently hahaha anyone else wanna go chicken huntin?
“the most misunderstood people” no we all understand that juggalos are morons
who says juggalos have to be morons , that’s like saying blacks have to be gangster emos have to kill themselves jews should be killed bye hitler or all people who listen to metal music like urself have extremely small penises , do you have an extremely small penis?
I just watched the whole thing.
I think it killed approximately 2,564 brain cells.
2,565 of mine are now dead
I’ve only got enough left to type this comment
I used to know a Juggalo back in junior high…he was a chubby Mexican kid with a ponytail and extremely baggy pants with 8-balls on them. I think he was mentally handicapped. Saw him again the other day outside the strip mall holding up a sign advertising the new Mattress Giant.
There were quite a few mentally handicapped kids from my school who were “Juggalo’s” also. I think it’s a requirement.
That apostrophe doesn’t belong there…whatever.
Wha’t apo’strophe’?'?
I like how they assume their fanbase are a)fat and b) rednecks. The announcer guy dropping f bombs like nothin’ is pretty ridic too.
What kind of heavy metal fan complains because of use of the “F-bomb”?!?! What a vagina!!!! AHAHAHAHA
hahahaha wow
I’m suprised you guys are surprised. I mean, what did you think Joe DeRosa was talking about here; http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/02/20/insane-clown-posse-the-worst-band-ever/ ?
One a side note, “Bouny Boxing” looks like fun… Just sayin.
yeah, i’m surprised this is news to you, Axl. Consider yourself lucky to have avoided it for the last 10 years.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ksCM-SbUNM
That DeRosa bit is hysterical. I remember seeing it on Comedy Central a few years back…good times.
Yeah… that DeRosa sucks. I bet you didn’t know before he was making fun of ICP he talks about wanting to kiss some black guy because he was chewing fruity gum. That guy is a homo and him making fun of ICP only makes them look better. How that guy got on TV, I don’t know.
I just lost a couple of brain cells watching this.
Anyone noticed how Faygo was shown quite a bit in this video? While I enjoy some Faygo, I’m not sure I want to anymore after seeing “the most misunderstood people” try and represent it.
WTF? Sugar Slam?
YO IPC IS DA FUKIN GREATEST BAND ON THE FUCKIN WORLD MAN, FUCK ALL U WHO DONT GET IT U JUS DONT UNDRESTAND JUGGALO IS NOT JUST A THING ITS A FUCKI WAY OF LIFE AND ALL U NIGGAS THAT HATE WILL NEVER GET IT SO STOP MAKIN FUN OF JUGGALOS CUZ ITS A WAY OF LIKE BITCHEZ IM A FUCKIN TRUE JAGGALO IVE BEEN ONE FOR LIKE 14 YEARS OR SUM SHIT WAY BACK IN MY WHEN I WAS A KID NOW IM A MAN AND REAL MEN LISTEN TO FUCKIN ICP FUCK ALL THE HATERZ
Hah! Nice try.
Anyone ever see the movie Idiocracy?
Win.
its got all the things plants need
I don’t think Faygo has elecrolytes.
Best succession of posts yet LMAO
r u 4real?
FUCK YA IM REAL IM THE FUCKIN REALEST JUGGALOPE THEIR IS ON DA HOLE FUCKIN EARTH YO SHIT IS TIGHT LIEK THAT DO YOU KNOW WAT ITS LIKE 2 SEE UR MOM GET FUCKIN SHOT WEN SHE CAME HOME FROM WORK CUZ I DO MY MAMA GOT FUCKIN POPPED N SHIT AN THAT MADE ME RLY FUKIN MAD AND SAD N SHIT N ICP WAS WAT GOT ME THRU THE HAR D SHIT IN LIFE CUZ THEY RIGHT LEERICS THAT R FUCKIN TRU TO DA HEART MAN AND ICP CAN FUCKIN SPIT EM BETTER N ANY MUTHAFUCKER FRUM HERE TO FUCKIN LA CUZ ICP IS FUCKIN TIGHT AND SHIT ITS NOT MUSIC ITS LIKE GOIN TO CHURCH OR SUM SHIT ITS FROM DA SOUL SO STOP HATIN BITCHEZ YALL JUST JELOS ANYWAYZ
may i direct those of u in the court to this lame braind miss spelling asshole.
case and point icp makes u use cap locks and poor grammer on a metal site,
which icp HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BUT TO BE MADE FUN OF!
we are not haters we are mildly inteligen beings who listen to reall music and use
proper english and linguistic skills
thank you for proving our theory
rofl @ nobody realizing this is a gimmick
Your a fucking idiot, All you assholes are, are just close minded stereotyping haters who followed the “cool kids” and your friends said fuck icp and fuck juggalos so now you do, You need to sit the fuck down and actually listen to the lyrics, listen to all of Psychopathic then you can have an opinion and if you like it then thats the shit but if you dont then keep it to your fucking self. Oh and if someone doesnt like juggalos just because some juggalo did something to you, Blame that one person not every juggalo you see because were INDVIDUALS, were not all the same.
FUCK YA MAN WERE IVNIDIDUALS ICP FUCKIN KICKS ASS OF NE OTHER BAND ON DA FUCKIN WORLD JUGGALO PRIDE 4LIFE 2MORO IMA GET ICP TATOOD ACROSS MY FUCKIN ASS N IF YOU HATERZ WANNA FUCKIN KISS IT ILL JUS BEND OVER HHAHAH FUCK ALL DA HATERZ
It is spelled grammar. Oh, the irony.
ipc4me, you’re a dumb bitch
Jelos? Is that a non-ICP fan or are we all just delicious jiggly desserts?
I’m the one that shot your mom. She got what was coming to her for having you.
Obvious troll is obvious.
HAHA THANKYOU for being the only one that realizes this guys is obviously a troll.
Jeez you’re the only one that caught it, we all know real Juggalos aren’t that eloquent
Indeed, but what really gave you away was the lack of disparaging comments about our mothers and our sexual orientations. Close but no cigar, Eluveite. Y’all leave ma momma outta dis sheeit.
FUK ALL YOUS MAMAS WHO R STILL ALIVE N SHIT MY MAMA GOT POPPED BY SUM THUGS FUCKIN GAY ASS FUCK FUCKERS N SHIT I NEED A MUTHAFUCKIN FAYGO GAY NIGGAS FUCK NEEDA LISTEN ME SUM IPC I’M OUT MUTHAFUCKERS KEEP HATIN CUZ IM CRYING INSIED WAA WAA YO MAMAS ARE ALL DIRTY FUCKIN CHEEP HOS
ipc4me? shouldnt it be “icp4me”? he can’t even make his name correctly…
I know what’s going on here… ICP4ME is actually somebody pretending to be a juggalo, and writing their posts in all CAPS, misspelling everything along the way, to make juggalos look bad. If not, then you’re just a juggalo that is making all other juggalos look bad. But not all juggalos are like ICP4ME. I may not be the smartest guy on the planet, but I’m not some poorly educated hillbilly. I like ICP and I’m just a regular person like anyone else.
i’d have intercourse with Sugar Slam.
You’d probably get a disease even if you wrapped it.
Oh god i hate those juggalo idiots. What the fuck is that shit? Jesus.
Dear god.
This is a real thing. I was waiting for Bob Odenkirk and David Cross to appear and take the piss out of it… But that never happened.
why would god send 2 men to suck the piss out of you?
This is like the white trash wet dream right here. “Sugar Slam” is pretty cute; too bad she listens to such shitty music.
why are people calling juggalos white trash i dont understand this i dont live in a trailer i have a good paying job i dont understand it feels like im stuck in a episode of family guy NOTHING MAKES SENSE IN HERE
Here’s your sign
HAHAHAHAHA thats hilarious. I don’t even know where to start ripping on it. Sugar Slam might be a good place…
The sad thing is that if ICP wasn’t involved, it would probably be a pretty cool event. I’d definitely get fucked up and watch midgets wrestle and then watch Gwar and do bouncy boxing.
Wow, this CAN’T be real….but it is!
“Is that even possible? It is possible, and it will fucking happen.”
Best. Promo. Ever
oh wait dudes on stilts are going to be there count me in…Ice Cube, Scarface, and Ken Shamrock must really need cash
Holy shit! Coolio AND Vanilla Ice! And star of the greatest movie of all time They Live Roddy Piper! I’m sold.
they gotta all be broke as hell.
how fucked up is it, that gwar is probably the most normal bands playing that show.
If I know juggalos (especially at the Gathering) then I am expecting GWAR will be running off the stage after a barrage of bottles, rocks, fire extinguishers and other objects have been thrown at their faces. Because they suck. And juggalos don’t give a fuck. They’ve done it before and they’ll do it again. Coolio will probably get the same treatment.
Did anyone else get to the end where they basically promise one big orgy? Awesome.
That and really the metalsucks guys should have a bouncy boxing event. We’re all stoked for it.
If all goes as planned, GWAR will slay all who attend including ICP, then we wont have to worry about their shitty music and retarded fans ever again…
I kind of want to go. Just as a social experiment.
Let us hope GWAR feeds every high school mall rat with face paint there to GOR-GOR
I like how the infomercial said they were the most misunderstood people. There is nothing to understand other than “juggalo” is complete douche baggery
I am going to fuck Sugar Slam
How did you like it when they said that the end that there is going to be all sorts of sex in the air? At the time a fat chick was pulling down her pants. I think sterilization is in order.
Dont miss tha freshniss YO
when the hell did Roddy Piper start doing comedy? The only good thing here is GWAR
I want to go for the Tilt AWhirl and the drunken fat chicks.
I hope a Muslim gets pissed off about that Mecca reference and detonates himself on their juggalo ninja asses.
Word!
+1
This made me laugh.
tech n9ne is awesome, not sure why he’s there.
ICP has helped Tech’s career somewhat. Even though Tech’s new shit sucks (Absolute Power was the last really good album) If it weren’t for ICP I would have never heard of Tech N9ne. I saw Tech at an ICP concert for the first time and Tech does a lot with ICP, Twiztid and Kottonmouth Kings.
DEAR LORD THEY’RE GETTING TOGETHER AND BREEDING!!!!
http://www.photobasement.com/its-a-juggalo-funeral/
Oh my god dude, this is definitely a “I’m going to hell because i find this so funny” moment, but i can’t help it haha… Oh well, i was gonna go to hell anyway
Holy shit. That has to be the new background on my phone.
Wow that is seriously fucked up. It’s really sad when somebody can laugh at people for losing a part of their family, especially when it is an infant. I hope that happens to you assholes. So I can laugh at you.
In conclusion, here’s my question for Oderus: WHY THE FUCK ARE GWAR PLAYING AT THIS EVENT?!?!
D. – Brock likes to smoke crack, Juggalos LOVE crack/meth.
Nah dude. I’m a juggalo. I don’t even like crack/meth let alone love it. But I heard that Rolling Thunder is actually a metaphor for loving balls in your mouth.
This is the whitest thing i’ve ever seen in my life…case for genocide, Exhibit A
Wow, Mushroomhead?
And surprised to see Bizarre or anyone from D12 there, given ICP’s feud with Eminem.
And the blonde chick doing the infomercial is hot.
Honestly though, it’s funny how people who are making fun of this in the comments are the type of people who drool over the prospects of going to Wacken or Download. It’s just for a different type of fanbase. Say what you will about ICP’s music (it sucks), but they know how to treat their fanbase.
I actually kinda agree with this. I’ve never understood how anyone could like ICP, but they do seem to be cool to their fanbase. I’ve seen a lot of bands that are just complete asshats to their fans (hey there, Deftones), so seeing a band so apprceative to the people that love their crappy music is actually kinda cool.
convention of confused teenagers
FOR LOTS OF FUN AND LAUGHS GO TO THIS WEBSITE:
http://www.juggalofaith.com/
Didn’t ICP say once that the whole Juggalo mythology is a thinly veiled retelling of Christianity (for realz)?
i really have no idea and frankly, i don’t care about what icp says. my friend just accidentally stumbled upon that website in government class one day when we were supposed to be researching communism….. that website is really funny though. you should read through the stories on there. you’ll wet your pants from laughter.
Mind boggling.
I love the Juggalo invasion here. You’re just not down with the clown, Axl!!
I heard Wyckyd Sceptre is playing.
http://www.spike.com/video/wyckyd-sceptre/2723222
I love how akward Sugar Slam sounds when she curses. She sounds like a robot programmed to say her lines.
There’s 14:11 of my life I’m never getting back
Ah it’s okay, you really didn’t deserve to be born in the first place, so……. yeah
The average age of the audience will 15. Anyway I did work security for an ICP concert back in the 90s and it was a fun freak show to watch.
Metalheads are often pissed off youth who have the balls and intelligence to do something about their situation in life.
Juggalo’s are often pissed off youth, but are too stupid to do anything about it and are quite comfortable to be mediocre their entire lives.
it realy is quite comfortable thank you
lol god i see every fat white lil fuckers from the mid west who watches wwf going to this. made me laugh. if my son turns out like this i’ll shoot myself. i already having the kid love iron maiden. this shit made me laugh thanx dudes!!!
could you just kill ur self any way? i meen telling ur kid what hes aloud to like and what he has to dislike makes you a bad parent so until you fuck ur children up and make them shoot up a school can you kill urself?
MAGICIANS AND HYPNOTISTS WALKIN AROUND DAT BITCH
Living in Toledo, I see my fair share of these morons. I’ve never met an ICP fan who wasn’t a complete burnout or moron. They had a Gathering in Toledo back in the day and had to shut it down early because the Juggalos rioted. I believe there were a few rape complaints as well, although I could be wrong.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Being from Illinois, I thoroughly apologize for my home state hosting this. At the same time, why the fuck are tech n9ne, Ice Cube, Gwar, and Scarface going to be there? This is making me lose so much respect for them.
And if it weren’t for ICP and their brain dead fans, then I might consider going to watch the wet T-shirt contests.
Trust me, you don’t want to see a Juggalette wet t-shirt contest…
http://www.juggaloworld.net/paintup/K/KookyJuggalette01.jpg
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/9/9a/FatJuggalette.jpg/450px-FatJuggalette.jpg
http://bp3.blogger.com/_7anLy4sI1P4/SIliWmNOFGI/AAAAAAAAAFg/at0FjcLDs0A/s320/Hatchet_Girl_Face_Paint_by_Juggalette_Kayla.jpg
apology accepted
dude i use to be a huge Ice Cube fan…knowin hes even involved in this retardfest makes my respect for him fall even further….guess you gotta make money somehow
honestly, i think it’s pretty smart for gwar to play this festival because A: their getting paid fucking bank B: they are trying to break a new album C: they have to pay for their costumes and stage show somehow!
My dream is to perform at this event.
im pretty sure the gathering of the juggalos has a like 10 different locations over the past 10 years. Not because they want. They’re such douchebags, they get banned form every venue they play. Also, theres some comedian whose routine is about performing at it and almost getting beat up or something. Anyone know? I might have read it here actually…..
“deep in the woods surrounded by juggalos”, is pretty much the scariest place i can imagine.
Ooh… that can be the title for Waking The Cadaver’s next megahit.
If I cringed any harder, I’d snap my spine.
At least they will all be in one place for a whole weekend. Some see a painful idiot-fest but I see an opportunity…
oh nevermind. i just read the comments above
Incest is also confirmed.
Ah, just great. They’ve provided means for the mentally challenged to breed. What a fucking nightmare.
On a side note… this would be bad ass if it were a metal fest.
so people who like a different style of music are mentally challenged? you my sir are a man with a very tiny penis (btw all metal fans have small penises cus i new a guy with a small penis who liked metal and according to you all fans are the same)
You know how they got the money to do this? Obama’s Juggalo Bailout plan
they held it in toledo once. it was a gathering of pretty much all the white trash that usually hangs out on the east side. pretty sure they vandalised a bunch of shit too.
attn: terrorists….. take note of the location of this event
First: excuse my English..but not my native language:)
What is Juggalo?
Second: it doesn’t matter that much ‘couse that event seems to sux BAAAADLY :)
I hope this shit gets nuked.
I still don’t know what is juggalo :)
VANILLA ICE………. Is he really still alive?>???
Ah, what stupid white people will do to amuse themselves while listening to terrible music…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqK_0BbZGJY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKrGMbRc4NA&feature=related
Oh wait, we were talking about ICP fans. Snap!
Well, I wasn’t gonna go, but then they added the “ninjas jugglin’ fire!” Where do I get my TICKETS? HAHHHAAA!!!!
Incest is bad.
No matter what you think of ICPs music, you gotta respect they can draw 10,000 people to Butthole, Illinois for a FOUR DAY “festival” 10 years running.
And the fact that over the years they’ve gotten Bone Thugs N Harmony, Tech N9ne, Three 6 Mafia, Ying Yang Twins, Mack 10, Primer 55, Bushwick Bill, Ol’ Dirty Bastard, Powerman 5000, 2 Live Crew, Digital Underground, Too Short, Mushroomhead, Bizarre, Charlie Murphy and the notable acts announced in the infomercial is even more impressive.
Not to mention the fact that Insane Clown Posse have sold over 6.5 million albums worldwide, and their album The Great Milenko was the third-longest running hip-hop album in the Billboard 200 chart’s history at one point (behind Eazy-E and MC Hammer), and despite their complete lack of respect, and I’ll admit gimmicky juvenile image, have been around for nearly 2 decades.
So, hate them if you will, you’re definitely not alone. But at least grudgingly admit they know how to hustle…
Over half of those artists you named are juggalos, And at least your not a little bitch about hating them like everyone else. your thoughts are opinionated not just pointless hatrid.
Mushroomheads going too
it’s the fuckin’ catalina wine mixer!!
Ill be there… cant WAIT to see GWAR and MUSHROOMHEAD and annihilate all of the idiots that dont know how to mosh. Yes.
Gotta love metal at the gathering. Ill be the one with the full PA system blasting Suffocation, Slayer and Origin just to watch the silly look on peoples faces.
Sorry if you dont get it, but you are truly missing out on a wonderful time.
Even if a lot of the people there are true idots and make a mockery of themselves by existing. Ive been to 7 of these in the past and have always had a GREAT time.
Im sure there are a lot of people who post on here who are AFRAID to admin they are still fans… its all good.
i love how all you guys are hatin on something that you know absolutely nothing about. i am a college graduate, have been employed by one of the largest companies in the country for over seven years, have an attractive girlfriend, am not a thug, am not fat or retarded, and also have been listening to icp for about 15 years. you can stereo-type as much as you want, but all juggalos are not fat , white trash morons. listen to yourselves. the music you listen is ridiculous too. i mean come on, iron maiden?? yeah, i’d really like my kid growing up listening to some washed up metal band that he will never get to see. i’ve attended every gathering they have had. they keep moving locations because they outgrow every place they have been. it’s cool though. keep talkin. you will never understand because no band in the world does as much for their fanbase as icp and the psychopathic records family. its actually amusing to me to see how ignorant the people are who call us ignorant. hate if you want. much clown love.
YA MAN DAS FUCKIN RIGHT YO ICP IS FUCKIN TIGHT AND NO 1 ELSE CAN UNDERSTNDA JUS CUZ WE FUCKIN BROTHAS MAN JUGGALO 4EVER FUCK ALL DA HATERZ ICP FUCKIN ROCKS N SHIT YALL WISH YOU COULD BE FUCKIN IN ABAND IN FUCKING LIKE IPC N SHIT FUCK YOUUU YALL GAY WHO NO LISTEN DA ICP FUCK YA FUK YO MUTHAS TOO HATERZ
Fucking thank you, Most of these people are stupid and close minded and for those people who are here is a PERFECT example of a juggalo individual. MCL homie
yeah you dont have to respect ICP…everything and everyone at that fest is paying for one of the “fun stuff” at the GAYthering…wrestiling, carnivals.. all that shit can be bought for cheap. plus the bands that play there….its not like they are getting booked anywere else… seriously, even cube and coolio…its not like they are touring anywere else. plus if your trying to convince me that ICP is so great for their CD that sold 6 mill around the world…Linkin parks first cd sold over 21 million world wide so their sales dont mean shit…unless you’d like to say that Linkin park is a better band than ICP when it comes to record sales…Point Being that ICP, and all the rest of the wigger rappers that resort to the face paint gimmick that was slightly cool about 10 years ago, will never have any respect to people that like actual (MATURE) content to the music they listen to… Like what you want to like, but stop trying to convince us, ICP will always suck big black COCK…
FUCK U MAN MOONBOUNCES R FUCKIN COST A LOT OKAY???
Yes, but Linkin Park had heavy radio/video support, selling almost 7 million albums with absolutely no video play or radio play or shred of respect in the music industry is very impressive. I’m not trying to convince anyone here to like ICP, it’s just not gonna happen, but you are ignoring facts just to blast music you don’t care for.
So I restate my case: these talentless hacks have, over a 17 year period, acrued:
-3 certified Gold albums
-2 certified Platinum albums
-2 certified Gold Videos
-1 certified Platinum Video
And they run their own multi-million dollar company which puts on The Gathering each year (despite what your opinion is of the event, putting on a fesival of that size is a feat for an indie record label with no sponsors), run a wrestling promotion that was the third highest grossing federation at one point (again, regardless of what you think of wrestling, that’s impressive), and they have built an empire on their merchandise, pulling in 30 bucks a head at shows, and have their merch distributed in stores nationwide. So what, right? EVERY band has a shirt at Hot Topic. But keep in mind all this was done independently.
If after all that, you still can’t get past your hatred of them and at least give them props for their business prowess, then you’re just a self-righteous asshole, and by all means should continue frequenting this site.
Speaking of this site, (I posted this in another thread but it’s more relevant here) I count 4 news posts about Insane Clown Posse JUST THIS SUMMER, for a band that by your count isn’t worth mentioning and who wore out their welcome years ago, I’m puzzled by your fixation/obsession with them…
Some people think that just because a band (if that’s what you want to call ICP) makes money that gives them overall validity.
I completely disagree. Most valid metal bands who have superior talent and undeniable integrity are unheard of by the mainstream while shit like Avenged Sevenfold and Korn are making tons of money and given mass radio circulation.
Hey dont get too excited about why ICP is mentioned on here…
they are pretty much a running gag. something to start long ass threads about who likes it and who doesnt…
oh and by the way, all thier gold and platinum albums and videos over a 17 year span… impressive on a small scale..but remember there are alot of other bands out there that dont get mainstream airplay or support that are making the same numbers and above… not that impressive if actually look at music as a whole…especially back when people werent downloading music…
LuciferSam: Like who? I’m not saying you’re wrong, I just want to know what other bands you’re talking about.
Tommy Lindbergsen: I am not saying their financial success validates them as artists, but surely it validates them as players in the industry.
Plus, keep in mind when you compare them to other bands success, ICP IS A RAPPING CLOWN DUO. The fact that they’ve achieved anything is amazing, and the fact that they did it mostly on their own is even more amazing to me. But fuck it, to each their own. I just like to participate in lively debate rather than a trade of insults and unoriginal disses, and I hope I represent a more intelligent fan of ICP/Psychopathic Records than some of the other ones who’ve replied here…
Yall are abunch of fuckin idiots yall dont know nothin bout this juggalo shyt so fuck yall, yall are just jelous cause this is the biggest even in the world ozzfest and woodstock could only wish they could be as big as this shyt
dude Woodstock 99 had about 200,000 in attendance, plus it was broadcasted on pay per view to millions, and yeah ICP was there and guess who gave a shit…NO ONE!.. everyone was there to see actual musicians.
plus Woodstock didnt have to resort to having lame ass wrestling events and the same ICP clones taking up the stage…
this GAYthering of the juggalos is funny and sad at the same time…kind of like getting raped by a clown
For everyone of you talking shit on people for what they like and believe in what all of you are saying would be in the boundaries of racism. While all of you are listening to people doing nothing but yelling in their music and hiding out in your bedrooms or basement of your parents house leave your house for 2 whole days don’t take your laptop with you it’ll still be there and look at how you are brainwashed by mtv and the media. Also alot of Juggalos aren’t idiots you see it’s the fake ones so hate on them but think before you speak about a group of people and what they like. MCL to all my ninjas dead and living
Thank you. I like metal, but have you ever noticed that every metal fan is incredibly biased? I don’t even talk to the metal fans in my community because they hate everybody else. I have friends that like country, rap, and even pop music. Yeah I bust their balls for listening to the shit, but it’s their choice to listen to whatever kind of music they want. I’d rather smoke a blunt with my friends and say fuck it. After all, it’s just music.
Yes most people who like metal that live in my area never even bother to leave their home except to go to a concert or buy a cd of an artist they like and the name of this site proves my point about metal ghetto metal now far surpasses any of the metal out now
Hmmm…water tower….sniper rifle….a million rounds of ammunition sounds about right.
Dude, I love metal, and I also love Insane Clown Posse. I have been listening to them for almost 10 years and I don’t see why metal fans hate them so much. So what if they rap? They rap about some cool shit…. not just about being a clown and drinking Faygo. Plus they even make serial killing funny as fuck. Could you say that about Cannibal Corpse? Hell no that would “ruin their reputation” cause they only want to make the same crap albums hundreds of times. Bottom line, ICP is the shit, and so is heavy metal. But, Metalsucks.com can eat my hairy scrotum sack for talking shit and being ignorant clueless assholes.
Typically, people who listen to metal take music seriously, ICP is a talentless joke band and while they do have an established fanbase, the typical “juggalo” is a fat waste of human debris with a moronic sense of taste.
I find the very existence of Insane Clown Posse to be offensive.
ICP does nothing for metal, and the clueless fans of this wretched band somehow link ICP and metal together which is laughable.
This gathering of juggalos presents and opportunity, round them up and drop a nuke.
The end.
“I find the very existence of Insane Clown Posse to be offensive.”
Awesome. It makes me happy when people are offended for the smallest thing. I just love to find someone that is offended by something that I like so I can rub it in their face all the time. I mean, you MUST be right about ICP being a talentless joke band, they’ve “only” been around for 17+ years. HA!
lots of bands been around for over 17+ years…doesnt mean they are any good
Just because a band has been around for awhile doesn’t mean they should be.
You comment like a preteen, and your immaturity is undeniable.
Die in a fire.
OK… so this thread has gone forever and we have our sides….but one thing keeps bugging me…
what the fuck is a Juggalo?
if you “true” Juggalos can at least give me some kind of thesis on what your life style is and how its not just redneck rap, or retarded music with christian undertones…. well heres your chance…
i want to know!..if you can come off as a reasonable human being with an IQ above 100 then ill let you be..
As you can see, no one is able to articulate a response.
A Juggalo is somebody that listens to Insane Clown Posse and all associated acts in their record label along with who ever else that Juggalo likes. Juggalos aren’t stupid rednecks that all them people are saying in all those comments up above we are some of the most sophisticated people you will meet all my homies have ranging IQs in the 110-130s. Don’t go by what other people say go find out yourself if you want to.
Sophisticated people don’t use the term “homies”.
How do you know the IQs of your friends? I doubt any of you even know what an IQ is let alone your personal score.
ILL almost sounded like he knew what he was talking about, it probably took him a better part of an hour to formulate that post, in the end though, you don’t fool me sheepfucker.
Actually it took me no more than 5 minutes to type that post and how I know my friends have IQs up in the 100s is cause I seen them score that high on multiple IQ tests. Also you don’t have to be sophisticated to use slang like homies and all such meanings of friends that people say but according to you Juggalos aren’t people to you Juggalos are a failed group of people. So do us all a favor abd quit trying to be tough and go find a job go buy your own house to get out of your parents basement and if what I just typed pisses you off go commit suicide. Oh we know you love to fuck your sister and sheep no need to try and play it off now go commit suicide.
Its so funny that people trying to stick up for this “band” don’t even realize they’ve lost the legitimacy of their argument as soon as they say some stupid shit like “clown love” or “YALLZ IZ STUPID FUK THA HATERZ.” They might as well just say, “you’re right, I am a product of inbreeding”
Agreed.
That’s why you should ignore those posts and read mine…
im a juggalo ive been one for about 10 yrs now its not about the music or the words in the music its just about striving to not be the same as everyting else in the world u wake up everyday go to work come home g to bed do it ova again and agian like a robot but y there has to be a better way for us all to live our lifes together n stop hating n each other for insignificant belifs or looks n hating on outher cultures and starting wars over money its a concise choice to not participate in systems that poisen nature and minds to belive wht they want you to so that you never think fo yourself n u think n feel everything your told to its about freedom of self expression you could kinda of compare the juggalos of today as modern day hippies tryin to survive in a world that wont slow down n u can talk shit about everything i said but i kno i aint retarded n i sure as hell aint n redneck so mmfwcl n peace to evryone open ur minds
I rest my case.
Thanks to juggalo4life142 for proving my point.
I like my sentences to have periods.
there are several clown-faced rap groups? i’m loosing faith in humanity:(
HEY ILL PUT IT LIKE THIS .. WE ARE NOT ASKING U TO COME TO OUR GATHERING!!! HELL MOST OF US DONT WANT ANYONE OUT SIDE THE JUGGALO WORLD TO EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT .. WHEN U OUTSIDES COME WE HAVE MORE FIGHTS ALOT MORE PPL TRYING TO SELL DRUGS EVERY STEP U TAKE ( and im not talking just weed ) AS FAR AS WHY GWAR IS PLAYING . THEY WENT ON TOUR WITH ICP IN LIKE 2000 GIVE OR TAKE 2 YEAR .. MUSHROOMHEAD IS ALSO GOING TO BE THERE FOR THE 2ND TIME .. I AM NO REDNICK OR SOME LIL PUNK KID IE BEEN TO ALOT OF METAL SHOW IVE SEEN GWAR OVER 20 TIMES IN THE LAST 16 YEARS, I WENT TO THE FIRST 8 OZZFEST .. AND THINK ABOUT IT BACK IN THE DAY METAL WAS ” A WASTE OF TIME WITH A BUNCH OF LOOSERS / REJECTS IN HIGH SCHOOL” THEN METAL WAS THE THING .. NOW ITS ALMOST DEAD
Misuse of caps lock and blatant mispelling= redneck inbred ICP fans
I would like to thank ILL, ZombieBreath, juggalo4life and all the other crosseyed capsjunky sisterfuckers on this thread for entertaining me while I wait to go to Progressive Nation.
wow one typo and i cant spell? .. and for your info “rednecks ” was the first union of coal miners look it up and learn something u brain dead head banger
I kinda wanna go for the lulz. Except I only like technical/prog metal. But still it would be awesome.
ohh and i just got a part in the new megadeath video
Wow. Just wow. To prove a Juggalo that they are worthless you people prove to be the true scum of the Earth. Not letting people be themselves. I guess that’s why so many metal-heads love Satan. They can’t wait until they die just to suck the Devil’s dick all day. Maybe the reason you don’t understand Juggalos is because you’re not one. You aren’t open minded and loving. You hate on people that are different than you just to feel better you spend all day rippin on people that made their dreams true, while yours are on computer being an asshole. Your day will come… the fires of Hell might make you wished you weren’t a piece of shit hater.
Another feeble attempt at a comeback.
Are trying to prove a point. Trying to act tough over the internet cause you were picked on when you were little cause your parents were far too over caring cause you never had a chance to play with the neighborhood kids because your mom would never let you leave the house. Do to her doing so you became a mommas boy. Now trying to act tough over the internet living in the same room with the same car bed from when you were 7 yrs old. Now your in your mid 30s confused at why there is a group of people doing what you never had the chance to do when you were little it’s alright just leave your room find a group of people and do what you never had the chance to do.
This is why I frequent this site so much. Good laughs.
1. Not letting people be themselves? We let everyone be themselves and we in turn use our free speech to validate our ability to have a hold on life and laugh at your inability to contribute to society.
2. Satan isn’t real because God isn’t real.
3. Aren’t open minded and loving? I love real people with real values and real concerns.
4. If you made your dreams true dude, I’d love to see you when you’re 45 and ask if you lived your life to the fullest.
THE MUSICAL IS BACK!
Ha ha, yeah boyyyyy, off the hook, etc…cheesy ass shit
To the people who say they aren’t white trash and love ICP and use that as an argument.. you have to understand that the general population that does like this “music” are incredibly retarded. Try this, ask someone you know if they’ve heard of ICP or seen that stupid ass hatchet man logo. I guarantee they’ll say something like, “Yeah there was a small group of white trash idiots I went to high school with that was into that shit.” If you’re not trashy, then great good for you, but I can’t imagine a large number of intelligent people who would want to associate themselves with such a douchey group. By the way.. does living an “alternative lifestyle” require you to ignore the boundaries set in place by the english language? Apparently so.. you guys are so rebelious.
HOLY SHIT! A carnival? A comedy tent? Bouncy boxing(lol)? BBQ? OVER 120ACTS??? And it’s all for a rap group that absolutely noone gives a shit about anymore. FUCK RAP. But damn, that’s a lot of stuff they packed into that event. Ken Shamrock MMA seminar, too???
Sampson: You’re using popularity as a reason for them to be given respect. There are a lot of idiots out there with bad taste and money to spend. Furthermore.. this is a metal news site, ICP isn’t going to get respect because its viewers largely assess music based on talent. Sales numbers will do nothing more than make us realize just how many dumbasses there are out there. ICP just got lucky.
To all the real metal-heads:
Have any of you noticed that the name calling,stereotyping,all the shit you talk about the juggalos is exactly how metal-heads were treated by the PMRC and people everywhere when metal first came onto the scene. You guys didnt like being harassed and stereotyped as devil worshipers and /or drug addicts so why in the world would you do it to other people?
I am a Juggalette but i’m not going to bother listing all the reasons why i’m not a fat redneck slut just because I listen to ICP. Even if I did you people would ignore all the reason why your stereotypes are wrong and find some way to justify why you think its ok for you to treat us like shit,even though we’ve done nothing to you.
wow…it’s like…how does this exist?
that being said…road trip anyone?
sadly, all this says is that they know how to have fun better than metalheads…..dont get me wrong, juggalos are the ass zits of the earth, but all those different events? a cannon ball guy? i mean, shit..3 days, man. all we got is gay ass hot topic sponsored tours with the newest bands on the bill…and wacken.. thats it, really. its sad that even the fucking juggalos can party better than the metalheads..wheres our 3 day US event? fuck man, metal DOES suck….
also, if you hate juggalos[as I do] at least this fest gets them out of town for a couple days…
i am extremly confused in this entire matter , ICP are well known rappers , why are they being compared to metal , there are many black people who listen to icp so why are juggalos wight trash? and dont mostly white people listen to metal dosnt that make you wite trash? but most importantly why is every one who listens to icp being compared to one another steriotypes are stupid your all stupid , since you all are so opsessed with steriotypes i can only asume that all of you have small penises cus cartman listened to metal and he has an extremly small penis and since all fans are exactly the same … you all have small penisis …even the girls … unless ur black ur big penis cancels out the small penis syndrom and you now have an avrege sized penis
and acording to sparticus (hes black) “well i guess a 2 size to small white trash hat fits me now”
Take a look at these words folks…
wight
dosnt
wite
steriotypes
opsessed
asume
cus
penisis
syndrom
acording
avrege
Just a few samples of a grammatically-sparkling comment
just a few examples of not spelling right what i see is someone who made it easier for you to read it but then again juggalos are idiots but y’all spell more stuff incorrect then a retard going straight into college but i know one of y’all are going to say i spelled something wrong get a god damn dictionary and look up the words you simple minded fools and learn something. JUGGALOS 4 LIFE!!!!
1) You only spelled “white” 2 out of 4 times correctly; kind of a disparaging contradiction to your own post.
2) More ironically, you misspelled “stereotypes” twice, actually solidifying another contradiction.
2) A majority of race, pertaining to musical tastes (genres), doesn’t signify their frowned-upon social counterpart. You should know that instead of generalizing (oh, nvm).
3) You referred to penes (not penises) more than you did your whole point itself.
Please, please, please, proofread your shit before posting. Other than that, I rest my case.
you proved nothiong i never once mentioned any thing abought gramer so you proved your a geek who likes things spelled corectly , and if you read every ones posts yopud simply see i was refering to the fact that every one decided that race has ever thing to do with it so you my friend should kill urself for being stupid
I don’t think you’re in the right to call anyone with correct grammar (spelled GRAMMAR) stupid or geeks. I don’t know if you’ve noticed it yet, but these so called “geeks” that you frown upon so heavily create and maintain the essence which is the convenience and possible pleasure of your so-called life. If that weren’t the case, this world would essentially be fully ignorant and just plain retarded. It’s people like me and my “friend” that tend to set things straight and coherent. It’s only up to you to admit your sullen defeat and call it a day.
FUCK ALL THE JUGGALO HATERS THE FACT IS I AM 16 AND HAVE A HIGHER IQ THEN YOU. YOUR JUST UPSET YOU CANNOT GET OVER WE GET GIRLS WHILE YOU BUTT FUCK YOUR SISTER AS SHE SLEEPS YOU INSESTUIOS PUSSIES MCL PEACE OUT HOMIES
You’re still in high school. How do you possibly conjure up the audacity to say that you have a higher intellect than many of the post-collegiates on this site?
probably because the fact that ur post graduate and still care abought what type of music people listen to and think that every one who dosnt follow you is stupid makes the highschooler smarter than you
lol I never said anything about musical tastes, my personal schooling level, or references of caring for people not “following” my musical choices. Your whole post is based on assumptions which are, in turn, based on other previous posters’ attitudes and assumptions. So now you’re not only forming double-contradictions, you’re constructing double-assumptions as well. When you’re ready to have an intellectual debate, I’m right here. Otherwise, you are only further cementing others’ posts and opinions, obviously against ICP (despite how moronic they may be at times).
wow i may be a highschooler but i have the balls to say what i thinks true ICP is a great band you may believe your sophisticated but thats not shit compared to my homies down with ICP i wouldnt take anything in this life for my homies i may be white but i bet if you found me and kicked my ass that you would get it alot worse my blood relatives are juggalos we will always be there for each other so you can wish to be smarter than this sophmore but youre not so go fuck yourself you shrimp dick bitch
Just cause he’s in high school doesn’t mean he has a high IQ. Your reply was weak and idiotic. Think maybe this person is into it and this is what that person likes don’t be a prick and laugh at someone for what they like. All of you are scared to leave people alone cause you think people will forget about you well they won’t your still be there just behind the scenes. Deal with it.
You obviously have no idea what it means to have a high IQ either. In fact, your wording choices fucked up your defense as well. You basically agreed with my previous statement (read your own first sentence). Seriously, none of you are putting up a logical argument about anything I’ve said so far; Thus confirming that none of you have a high IQ, can form a debate, or concrete your own points. Your attempts at responding are futile and if the best you can come up with is “leave us alone” or telling someone to fuck themselves, you’re either admitting your collapse of reasonable thought or further showing how intelligent you really are. Btw Nick, the only way you can deal with ignorance is to confront it or discipline it.
Admit your dismal defeat.
actually I restated what you said in your reply to GIR-DA-JUGGALO go back and read what you typed then read my reply. then think for a minute and if you still don’t understand you really are RETARDED. next come up with a reply saying how dumb I am for not having any good reasoning for an argument to be included and I know what I just typed is going to confuse you so I’m going put it in simplest form. You are retarded your family suffers from retardation your a nerd, geek you stole your user name from world of warcraft you still live with your parents even though your in your mid 30s your first and only kiss was with your mom. Do us all a favor go kill your parents put them in the car trunk drive walk in there with 1 of your parents over your shoulder look around say it’s exactly what you think it is. While the people who are there are in shock cut 1 of your parents fingers off and suck it on it then drink it now come with a marvelous comeback if you can bitch boy.
Now, as a final response, I’m just going to be a douche and point out every single thing wrong with that post simply for the fun of it:
- 4 capitalization errors (in regards to your own horribly constructed sentences; see the next bullet)
- 6 run-on sentences (check the next bullet for non-existent period corrections)
- 8 missing periods (holy shit, is this the 1st grade again?)
- 11 missing commas (that one was hard to figure out; you know, with the previous 3 bullets being the status they are and whatnot)
- No spelling errors, surprisingly (thank god metal-sucks has a spell-check, huh?)
- 2 missing apostrophes (not including the times you spelled “you’re” as “your”; see next bullet)
- 2 “you’re” vs. “your” mistakes (oops, I guess that makes 4 missing apostrophes)
- 1 missing colon (obviously from the multiple cocks rammed up your arse)
- 1 missing semicolon (partial residue from a from another arse that got rammed right before yours by the same cock)
And if you could, clear up the last two sentences for me. That way I can actually understand how you’re trying to insult me because frankly, I have no idea what you intend to say. And if that’s not the case, then I can’t laugh at your responses. For example:
- “cut 1 of your parents fingers off and suck it on it then drink it now”
and
- “put them in the car trunk drive walk in there” lol, hilarious.
You’re not worth my time (however you did deserve a coup de grâce); anyone who defends a “juggalo” is just as bad a drain on society, if not worse. Btw, WoW is a mind-numbingly, retarded game. I simply chose it because 3 letters is fast to type (maybe not for you, but for most people), it was a direct representation of what I initially thought about some of the completely stupid remarks shown on this site (mainly by “juggahos”), and figured out that after that last post of yours, it was the basic feeling of conclusion I had from someone who decided it would be “cool” to intellectually challenge me while defending such worthless scum.
I repeat one, last time: Drown in your defeat, admit to your abysmal annihilation, and bow down to your superior (me).
How’s that for marvelous, dickweed? :]
You don’t need to say your going to be a douche you alread are. Your weak and futile attempt at trying to prove i’m an idiot failed miserably. The two sentences that you got confused on are easy to figure out. I’m going to help you out with it. The first cut off 1 of your parents fingers suck on it and drink it. Means go put it in a drink causing you to choke on it. The second 1 is a fill in the blank. The run on sentences are actully normal length for a sentence. Your is in proper term you’re would be opinionated (big word for you). Your last bullet what does “from a from” mean, thats probably a twitch from your dad, uncles, grandfathers, preacher and friends dad cocks in you. Also metalsucks is a run on word not metal-sucks. You repeated your self 2 times. Go back to school and learn something you half brain redneck meth addicted trying to be tough using spellcheck trying to make you’re self look sophisticated bitch boy. Your comeback was some what tolerable. Don’t try at another one you will fail miserably
Aaaw, poor you. So insignificant and weak. Pissing and moaning because you think that all Juggalos are idiots. On the contrary, we are not. We are actually rather intelligent. You see, for one, we know that an event that starts the in the morning the 6th and ends at midnight on the 9th is four days long, not three. The fact that you choose to reiterate this makes me laugh even further.
Stop your foolish whining, be open minded, and stop hating things that you don’t understand. We are freaks, we are (mostly) insane, and we enjoy every moment of it. We just happen to enjoy music about murder. Is that so bad?
Get over it you sniveling bastards.