IN WHICH WE USED A VAPORIZER FOR THE FIRST TIME
Friday, July 24th, 2009 at 5:00pm by Axl RosenbergI’ve gotten a few e-mails today from people asking me where Vince is. Well, the truth is, Vince can’t write because he’s ill. And he’s quitting the site. No, really, he quit. We didn’t fire him. Swear it. We stand by that statement.
Here’s some other shit that happened in the world of metal this week:
- We’ve heard the new Alice in Chains album, and it is good.
- Gwar’s Oderus Urungus answered some of your questions, and will answer more in the future.
- John Bush is coming back to Anthrax because Dan Nelson quit. Oh, wait, no he didn’t. Yes he did. He probably didn’t, though.
- We spoke with Poison the Well’s Ryan Primack and Sunn O)))’s Greg Anderson.
- We checked out the latest releases from He Is Legend, Magrudergrind, Novembers Doom, and Clutch.
- Unfortunately, the 10th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos really is a real thing.
- Baby-eater Dino Cazares must be stopped!!!
Alright. Time to go buy a vaporizer of my very own. See ya Monday.
-AR
He quit? how come?
Axl buy the volcano vape
it’s most likely bs.
WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!
Axl, Vince can’t write for the same reason you can’t write. HE HAS NO TALENT. However, from the two of you losers, he was the smarter one. (If he really did quit this piece of shit journalistic catastrophy you run here)
You are just a crusted hemorrhoid on metal’s ass, a fat nearsighted patethic dingleberry.
So MS is Anthrax, and Vince is Dan Nelson. Got it.
For the record, Axl fired me this week. I’m filing a sexual harassment lawsuit.
Vaporizers are the best. Don’t cheap out, get the Volcano!
I heard you offered Vince’s job to Ken Pierce. Is that true?
You guys forgot the Bro-Core debacle. That was pretty funny.
We want the album release dates back.
ill take vince’s job, i have a fairly large appendage
I think they have arm reduction surgeries now for people with asymmetric limbs.
The volcano is too expensive. A vapor brothers style works just fine and costs much less.
If Vince is truly ill (too ill to write no less!) than I wish him a speedy recovery. Feel better dude!
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