FUCK YOU, AUSTRALIA AND NEW ZEALAND
Monday, July 27th, 2009 at 2:30pm by Axl Rosenberg
Reader Ben Keegan has shit all over my day by alerting to me to the fact that Megadeth and Slayer are teaming up for another tour… not, once again, not in the States.
No, this one will take place in Australia and New Zeland, so only Peter Jackson and all of Britain’s criminals can enjoy the gigs. Lucky fuckers.
Jesus fucking Chris, Megadeth and Slayer. I thought we were friends. Do I throw awesome parties and not invite you? No. You’re always invited. Why would you do this to me? Why? WHY?!?!
Anyways, hopefully these tours continue to do well, and at some point someone decides them to bring to the US. Because otherwise, I fear no amount of vaporizing in the world will cure my heartbreak. Frowny face.
-AR
The demand on this tour will be too much to leave out the states. What about Gigantour? I haven’t heard anything about Gigantour this year apart from rumors.
oh come the fuck on, people in australia and new zealand dont listen to slayer!!!
fuck you we aussies love slayer ANGEL OF DEATH!!!!!!!
im stoked to see this
we listen to plenty of metal thank you, and its about time we get to see them!
FUCK YES I CANT WAIT FOR THIS SHIT! US KIWIS FUCKING MISS ON ALL THE GOOD GIGS AND NOW SLAYER AND MEGADETH AND CANNIBAL CORPSE IS COMING BACK AND IM GUNNA FUCKING DESTROY MY NECK THROAT AND EVRY METAL THING IN MY BODY!!!!
Fuck Megadeth. Without coke addiction they are nothing.
Megadeth has always pretty much sucked.
Agreed.
“Megadeth have always pretty much sucked”
PFFFHHHHTTTTT. get the fuck outta here.
This sucks! any news on any new Detsorgsekalf material by any chance?
They’ll probably do a US tour after this…Slayer’s doing the Mayhem Tour right now so they wouldn’t do another US tour right after.
no the’ll tour someplace more obscure like southeast china
Yikes, the Megadeth haters are present, wheres the Megadeth fans? I’ll help :-) Megadeth fuckin rocks! I hope this comes stateside.
Megadeth FUCKING RULES!!! And they still keep their original sound while not becoming repetitive album after album….or they could become metallica, GnR, or AC/DC and puke out shit that sounds nothing like they once did (Some of Death Magnetic was really good, others are meh…) Dave MUSTAINE FOR LIFE!! Still can rip and sing with his saggy lip lol
I will help with the Megadeth super-fandom, zhitnik. Rattle your fuckin’ head!
About fuckin time, aussie gets alot of bands but NZ doesent get SHIT!
Fuck i hate everything.
It’s awesome that Megadeth are coming! Slayer…yeah I don’t really care. Kiwi’s never get shit! BTW dead kangaroo makes New Zealanders LOL, kangaroos are AUSTRALIAN!
i hate canada. i hate australia. i hate new zealand. go die.
dave mustaine’s ass-ugly face and annoying personality is pretty much the only reason why i’ve never given megadeth a serious listen.
WHAT!? Thats no reason to pass by a band like Megadeth lol Their music is brilliant and full of great riffs, and Mustaine’s voice is very unique too, id at least give them a shot one day (preferably their older stuff) or the new one on their myspace is pretty good…and btw, Mustaine isnt his old self anymore (not being drunk and arrogant all the time makes him much nicer) and plus, I’m sure its been tough living in the shadow of Metallica since he was kicked out many years ago
It’s about the music, not the person. You haven’t lived until you’ve listened to some Megadeth.
Tornado of Souls still stands as my favorite song of all time.
That bad attitude is a large part of why Megadeth have made great music.
yeah because thats a good reason not to listen to a band. fucking idiot.
They’re hardly touring New Zealand – we get one show in Auckland, which is 12 hours drive from where I am. Come on guys, why aren’t you playing in Wellington? We’re the capital for fuck sakes! Almost doesn’t feel like the same country when it’s in Auckland, for the cost to get there and stay it might as well be fucking Australia.
Too fucking right, wheres the Wellington love? Nowhere, thats where. Wellington never gets shit, ever. At least Auckland has a casino.
Again, beat you to this headline.
http://ultimateposerblog.blogspot.com/2009/07/slayer-and-megadeth-tour-austrailia-and.html
They’ve both been scheduled for Loud Park in Japan Oct. 17/18 for a while now, so a stop over in the southern hemisphere makes sense.
Hey metalsucks!! Fuck you from Australia you seppo cunts! Keep trying to insult us Australians, but we shoot more Kangaroos than anyone on the planet… and eat them!!! Eat a dick you war mongering Yankee Doodle Wankers, and I hope we get Faith No More before you too!
Gday that, you CUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTS!
SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYERRRRRRR MAAAAAAAAAAATE!
hahahahaha fuck yeah
Haha fuck you Axel!
You bastards over at the metalsucks mansion in the grand ‘ol US of A get to see every mother-fucking band in the world it seems! We get diddly squat down here! We need this shit to stay alive!
Oh, and I’m a Kiwi. Fuck Australians!
and i’m an aussie, go fuck a sheep
And i’m a Kiwi as will. Go fuck a wombat.
Yeah man, this will be a fucking awesome show.
Don’t be sad Axl, you Americans get all the good bands, all the time. I’m always seeing mad line-ups in the magazines and on the net, all the fucking time, but they’re always in the US. We only get a few good gigs in Australia each year. And this one one will go off! (PS: Don’t vaporise-and-blog… or at least proof-read!).
To the Kiwi’s who don’t like Aussies – Go fuck yourself; we don’t like you either.
amen to that. listen to double dragon!
I like how people call them “Megadeth” when obviously their real name is “Megaboring.” Slayer I salute. -I-
Because you love mindless riffs that all sound the same :)
Finally! Australia and NZ get a show that USA misses out on. I couldnt fathom living in the States where every month there is an awesome as concert a few miles away. And now THEYRE complaining. What little bitches.
Jesus. Blabbermouth just announced Dream Theater are coming to NZ 2 December, holy shit! What the fuck is going on!?
Just saw Dream Theater in Orlando on Saturday. If you plan on going, you’re in for a hell of a show, Wizard. They opened with A Nightmare To Remember and closed with The Count of Tuscany. Perfection. Hopefully you guys won’t have to suffer through Zappa plays Zappa or Big Elf. Ugh.
Looks like America loses again. :O
we could be Germany and lose every major war we join lol little optimism there!?!
lol @ slayer on gigantour
HAHAHA fuck you too Axl Rosenberg you suck, we rule
FUCK OATH BULLIE… AND AXL YOUR GOING TO CRY WHEN FAITH NO MORE AUSSIE DATES ARE POSTED SOON! dont worry though im sure that iwrestledabearonce will be playing lots of shows and keep you entertained.
I could go to this, but Dave Mustain is a total cock blaser :/
So the first few deth cd’s were decent, but I really don’t see why everyone thinks they are so great.
The best thing Mustaine has done for music was to take Dream Theater and Nevermore out on tour with him in my opinion.
Don’t get me wrong, I respect Megadeth and it’s longevity, i’m just not a huge fan.
OZZY OZZY OZZY OI OI O!, maybe some good old thrash metals will finally clear out the deathcore bullshit that plagues this great nation!