THE MOST BR00TAL PIT EVER!

Monday, July 27th, 2009 at 4:00pm by Axl Rosenberg

Sgt. D’s Stuff You Will Hate continues to live up to its name, now by profiling Indiana’s Dropping A Popped Locket. Not being from Indiana, I’ve never huffed or gotten drunk off of cough syrup because I’ve always had access to actual drugs and actual alcohol. So I don’t understand what the fuck the band name means. I do understand that this is simultaneously hilarious, pathetic, and hilariously pathetic.

The best part, of course, is that when the “show” was over, those two dudes doing the wheelbarrow went home together and did the wheelbarrow some more. Naked.

I’m saying they fucked.

-AR



85 COMMENTS on “THE MOST BR00TAL PIT EVER!”

  1. Jesse Menard says:

    what in sweet shit was that

    • Andrés Ruiz says:

      What in the hell…

      Is it just me…or is the singer singing on top of a pre-recorded guitar track that’s playing through the speakers? Who the fuck would…

      Fuck it all.

  2. Tommy Lindbergsen says:

    What the fuck

  3. timmah says:

    I’m starting a tv talk show. My guests will be interviewed briefly, and then hit by a bus at high speed. This guy is going to be my first guest.

  4. Damn Im jealous I wasnt there rockin out with them….

  5. Uglymicrowave says:

    was this a joke?

  6. Red Chris says:

    auto-tune must be stopped at all cost

    • Strapping Young Lad says:

      You would like it if you had robot ears.

    • i dont know why im saying even saying anything, but everyone uses auto tune. its when you use it to such a degree that it is sad and annoying.

      anyways this ways that was pathetic, i dont know which was worse the fact that this guy thought that he was cool, or that the people there agreed with him

  7. Damotello says:

    Great, thanks Axl, now my ears are mad at me.

  8. ihateyou says:

    That may have been the gayest thing I have ever witnessed.

  9. Tommy Lindbergsen says:

    This is a perfectly good reason why people should have to take IQ tests before they breed.
    Kill every one of these people and reduce the spread of …whatever the fuck they are…
    This is what happens when you listen to Job for a Cowboy and Born of Osiris.

  10. Ohshit says:

    Okay, I am from that place. Literally, I live in Greenwood and I actually think a know a few kids in that video as they went to my high school.
    There is a venue in Indianapolis (just north of Greenwood) where this damn band plays all the time.
    Fuck them.

  11. Zombie(really) says:

    OH man, that guy is the new face of metal!!!!!!!

  12. sounds like i wrestledabearonce

  13. Tony Bones says:

    so this is what that crazy town dude is up to these days

  14. tyler09 says:

    was their other ppl in the band or just the midget??? i didnt stay tuned to look

  15. groverXIII says:

    I watched this at work with the sound off… judging by the comments, that’s not a bad thing.

    Then again, it looked like it was just one dude on stage wearing girls’ pants, so I assume he was doing whatever it was he was doing over a sequencer or something. Does that really qualify as a band? I mean, at least Atom (of Atom & His Package) played guitar on some of his songs.

  16. dylan says:

    Ray Cappo is spinning in his grave

  17. HUMANITY WILL SUFFER!!! – GREAT DEATH METAL FROM ONTARIO!!! http://www.wetunelowchuggachugga.com

    haha, just had to do it…surprised that P.O.S. hasnt done it yet

  18. DannE says:

    Looks like As I Lay Dying fans.

  19. Mike says:

    This is obviously named as a play on words on “Pop Lock Drop It” a rap song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YniDowiAHGE

  20. Viking_xxx says:

    That is the worst load of donkey shit I have ever heard!

  21. Agmkreptile says:

    you want a high five? FUCKING GET IT FROM ME!!

  22. What’s sad is that dude probably gets laid more than me..

  23. Lee says:

    Funniest thing ever. Now give that man a high five!

  24. mann says:

    actually this dude’s from queens new york. my old metal band played a few local shows with his old punk band (test specimen) back in the day. ok guys. bu i must say i hate this new trend of autotune/vocoder synth pseudo screamo garbage.

  25. Jizzmaster3000 says:

    This an al-Qaeda recruitment video?

  26. phil says:

    watching bare-footed short-hairs headbang makes me want to cry

    phil (proud long-hair)

  27. mankvill says:

    newsflash: If you like iwrestledabearonce but hate Dropping A Popped Locket, you’re a hypocrite.

    • KatyBOOMcAM says:

      No fucking way.. iwabo..lol..is very much well put together and mastered than this crap and is a lot more talent than this annoying fucking music of this dude fro DAPL.

  28. Dying Season says:

    What were they doing? Some sort of crotch holding/skipping dance…. Reminded me of an even gayer version of they way ska kids dance. I blame Guitar Hero and Rock Band for these displays of disgustery.

  29. Mynamesucks says:

    How could you mosh to that song? Honestly moshing to that is like moshing to Britney Spears.

  30. Wanga says:

    I live in Australia. I would be perfectly happy to miss the Slayer/Megadeth show in order to pay to come to the States and thump these idiots from arsehole to breakfast time, all in the name of international co-operation.

    Open minded as I am, this is just fucking awful. Doesn’t anyone over there know how to pull a power lead out?

    However, the park looks like a nice place for a picnic.

  31. Brandon says:

    1:12-1:30 FTW. Wait, there are no winners here…

  32. seba says:

    Please shot him, thanks.

  33. terrybeans84 says:

    I think that dude borrowed Kanye Wests vocal machine.

  34. You Don't Know Me says:

    I just realized that said “popped locket”. For some reason, I thought it said “Pooped Locket”.

  35. Patrick says:

    I um…dont like to post shit about bands i hate but what in the fuck was that?

    Are you serious?
    I would rather have sex with a man then ever hear that again.

  36. prives says:

    I watched the video for Psyopus “The Burning Halo” the other night, and I thought that was the winner of Complete Auditory & Visual Rapege (and not good rape either)…

    …but alas, there is a new winner.

    That is the worst shit ever. I couldn’t even bring myself to laugh.

  37. Dying Season says:

    I noticed things like “singer” and “this guy” in some of the other comments. Made me chuckle to myself. Clearly, that person isn’t a SINGER, and is obviously some FEMALE who is so flat chested she can get away with being shirtless in public.

  38. Bill says:

    look at the fucking youtube comments, people actually like that shit!!! let’s all go on youtube and fuck with their fans.

  39. Brutal Jay says:

    So this is what it sounds like when you scream through auto-tune.

  40. braincake says:

    looks how he sold out the park bench.

    ugh.

  41. Edika says:

    After the first 10 seconds I muted the sound just to watch the clip and then I tried to watch it again. I managed to listen to 30 seconds and started skipping parts. It would make a great gay porn advertisement but that is where all connections to entertainment die rather violently…

  42. Stabitha C. says:

    I grew up in Indiana, and all I can say is I am so fucking glad I moved to Brooklyn.

  43. tyler09 says:

    okay last time i saw kids moshing like that (1:22-1:35) at a show…got their asses kicked by me and a friend…they never went in the pit again…damn emo kids

  44. pokesmot says:

    that was fucking hilarious

  45. Jamie says:

    it’s really unfortunate that this is the type of crowd that frequents every show I’ve ever gone to in Ohio. I shuddered at this video and the fact that 90% of the guys in it are wearing tighter pants than I own. and last time I checked, I didn’t have balls.

  46. Jeez! Holy crap I have seen it all. Thats just rediculous!!

  47. ThrashandDestroy says:

    Wow, just wow..

  48. Facebook User says:

    @ edika

    `It would make a great gay porn advertisement but that is where all connections to entertainment die rather violently…`

    +1

  49. Oh. My. Fucking. God.

  50. \nn/ says:

    What… Just… I…

    This world is fucked.

  51. Sean Pulatie says:

    If this is the future of metal, I’m going to start listening to polka again.

  52. deargod says:

    This is like puking on a pile of shit

  53. John Rapp says:

    “I thought there was just one. I was surprised to see they kept bringing them out,” said neighbor Josephine Wagacknyk.

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