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THE MOST BR00TAL PIT EVER!

 Monday, July 27th, 2009 at 4:00pm by

Sgt. D’s Stuff You Will Hate continues to live up to its name, now by profiling Indiana’s Dropping A Popped Locket. Not being from Indiana, I’ve never huffed or gotten drunk off of cough syrup because I’ve always had access to actual drugs and actual alcohol. So I don’t understand what the fuck the band name means. I do understand that this is simultaneously hilarious, pathetic, and hilariously pathetic.

The best part, of course, is that when the “show” was over, those two dudes doing the wheelbarrow went home together and did the wheelbarrow some more. Naked.

I’m saying they fucked.

-AR

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jesse-Menard/502061034 Jesse Menard

    what in sweet shit was that

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrs-C-Ruiz/692879149 Andrés C. Ruiz

      What in the hell…

      Is it just me…or is the singer singing on top of a pre-recorded guitar track that’s playing through the speakers? Who the fuck would…

      Fuck it all.

  • Tommy Lindbergsen

    What the fuck

  • timmah

    I’m starting a tv talk show. My guests will be interviewed briefly, and then hit by a bus at high speed. This guy is going to be my first guest.

    • crank

      This made me fucking guffaw

    • 1

      best quote ever!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mathew-James-Saunders/1153389571 Mathew James Saunders

    Damn Im jealous I wasnt there rockin out with them….

  • Uglymicrowave

    was this a joke?

  • Red Chris

    auto-tune must be stopped at all cost

    • Strapping Young Lad

      You would like it if you had robot ears.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Logan-Holloway/1100588308 Logan Holloway

      i dont know why im saying even saying anything, but everyone uses auto tune. its when you use it to such a degree that it is sad and annoying.

      anyways this ways that was pathetic, i dont know which was worse the fact that this guy thought that he was cool, or that the people there agreed with him

      • cougar party

        Auto Tune: see Death Magnetic.

  • Damotello

    Great, thanks Axl, now my ears are mad at me.

  • ihateyou

    That may have been the gayest thing I have ever witnessed.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brian-Sisserson/666082361 Brian Sisserson

      Agreed

    • Buh?

      I once saw two dudes making out in the park, and that was the gayest thing I’d ever seen, until this.

      • Edika

        South Park reference! Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!!!!!! :)

  • Tommy Lindbergsen

    This is a perfectly good reason why people should have to take IQ tests before they breed.
    Kill every one of these people and reduce the spread of …whatever the fuck they are…
    This is what happens when you listen to Job for a Cowboy and Born of Osiris.

    • hate-crew

      HAHAHAHAHA. wonder what your parent’s IQs are.

    • ihateyou

      agreed.

      • Strapping Young Lad

        Born of Osiris is good stuff. Their new cd kills IMO, but hey, each to his own.

    • Edika

      I have not listened to Born of Osiris, but come on even if you hate JFAC you can’t compare it with this crap!!!!!!

  • Ohshit

    Okay, I am from that place. Literally, I live in Greenwood and I actually think a know a few kids in that video as they went to my high school.
    There is a venue in Indianapolis (just north of Greenwood) where this damn band plays all the time.
    Fuck them.

    • Red Chris

      you need to kill them all now

    • theReaper

      you must gather fellow metalheads(must be trve metalheads) and gather at least 20 of them, go to their show, and hurt all the tiny scene kids, make them bleed. and get footage because we all here at MS, must see the hilarity of it.

      • Ex.Nihilo

        I live about 30 minutes west of Greenwood. This must happen. Now.

      • Noel

        yes, cuz if anything shuts up a group of idiotic dorks, its a group of idiotic dorks.

        • http://incoldblogger.blogspot.com Corey Mitchell

          @Noel – Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        • nick

          noel… exactly.

    • Bri Sexson

      “A man is about as big as the things that make him angry”

  • Zombie(really)

    OH man, that guy is the new face of metal!!!!!!!

    • Red Chris

      seriously, this is going to change people’s lives

  • http://schenkeltown.blogspot.com Daisy May Tinklepants

    sounds like i wrestledabearonce

  • http://u92.wvu.edu Tony Bones

    so this is what that crazy town dude is up to these days

  • tyler09

    was their other ppl in the band or just the midget??? i didnt stay tuned to look

  • groverXIII

    I watched this at work with the sound off… judging by the comments, that’s not a bad thing.

    Then again, it looked like it was just one dude on stage wearing girls’ pants, so I assume he was doing whatever it was he was doing over a sequencer or something. Does that really qualify as a band? I mean, at least Atom (of Atom & His Package) played guitar on some of his songs.

  • http://dylanFogle.com dylan

    Ray Cappo is spinning in his grave

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mathew-James-Saunders/1153389571 Mathew James Saunders

    HUMANITY WILL SUFFER!!! – GREAT DEATH METAL FROM ONTARIO!!! http://www.wetunelowchuggachugga.com

    haha, just had to do it…surprised that P.O.S. hasnt done it yet

    • Brutalizer

      Very funny. Thank you for the support. You are truly a kind soul.

  • DannE

    Looks like As I Lay Dying fans.

  • Mike

    This is obviously named as a play on words on “Pop Lock Drop It” a rap song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YniDowiAHGE

    • Jamie

      don’t you ever go posting links to rap songs on here. imbecile.

  • Viking_xxx

    That is the worst load of donkey shit I have ever heard!

  • Agmkreptile

    you want a high five? FUCKING GET IT FROM ME!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brian-Sisserson/666082361 Brian Sisserson

    What’s sad is that dude probably gets laid more than me..

    • KatyBOOMcAM

      lol yea by his jailbait 15 yr manly looking girfriend.

  • Lee

    Funniest thing ever. Now give that man a high five!

  • mann

    actually this dude’s from queens new york. my old metal band played a few local shows with his old punk band (test specimen) back in the day. ok guys. bu i must say i hate this new trend of autotune/vocoder synth pseudo screamo garbage.

  • Jizzmaster3000

    This an al-Qaeda recruitment video?

    • timmah

      I lol’d

  • phil

    watching bare-footed short-hairs headbang makes me want to cry

    phil (proud long-hair)

  • mankvill

    newsflash: If you like iwrestledabearonce but hate Dropping A Popped Locket, you’re a hypocrite.

    • KatyBOOMcAM

      No fucking way.. iwabo..lol..is very much well put together and mastered than this crap and is a lot more talent than this annoying fucking music of this dude fro DAPL.

  • Dying Season

    What were they doing? Some sort of crotch holding/skipping dance…. Reminded me of an even gayer version of they way ska kids dance. I blame Guitar Hero and Rock Band for these displays of disgustery.

    • http://www.myspace.com/hateband666 Wanga

      “Disgustery’ – the most awesome new word I’ve seen this year!

      • prives

        Well it is a perfectly cromulent word…

  • Mynamesucks

    How could you mosh to that song? Honestly moshing to that is like moshing to Britney Spears.

    • KatyBOOMcAM

      LMAO.

  • http://www.myspace.com/hateband666 Wanga

    I live in Australia. I would be perfectly happy to miss the Slayer/Megadeth show in order to pay to come to the States and thump these idiots from arsehole to breakfast time, all in the name of international co-operation.

    Open minded as I am, this is just fucking awful. Doesn’t anyone over there know how to pull a power lead out?

    However, the park looks like a nice place for a picnic.

    • nick

      Why do i get the vibe that Al-Qaeda has something to do with this video…

  • Brandon

    1:12-1:30 FTW. Wait, there are no winners here…

  • seba

    Please shot him, thanks.

  • terrybeans84

    I think that dude borrowed Kanye Wests vocal machine.

  • You Don’t Know Me

    I just realized that said “popped locket”. For some reason, I thought it said “Pooped Locket”.

    • http://www.last.fm/user/mutiilator Brandon

      Haha, same!

  • Patrick

    I um…dont like to post shit about bands i hate but what in the fuck was that?

    Are you serious?
    I would rather have sex with a man then ever hear that again.

  • prives

    I watched the video for Psyopus “The Burning Halo” the other night, and I thought that was the winner of Complete Auditory & Visual Rapege (and not good rape either)…

    …but alas, there is a new winner.

    That is the worst shit ever. I couldn’t even bring myself to laugh.

  • Dying Season

    I noticed things like “singer” and “this guy” in some of the other comments. Made me chuckle to myself. Clearly, that person isn’t a SINGER, and is obviously some FEMALE who is so flat chested she can get away with being shirtless in public.

  • Bill

    look at the fucking youtube comments, people actually like that shit!!! let’s all go on youtube and fuck with their fans.

  • http://www.myspace.com/jay234t Brutal Jay

    So this is what it sounds like when you scream through auto-tune.

  • braincake

    looks how he sold out the park bench.

    ugh.

  • Edika

    After the first 10 seconds I muted the sound just to watch the clip and then I tried to watch it again. I managed to listen to 30 seconds and started skipping parts. It would make a great gay porn advertisement but that is where all connections to entertainment die rather violently…

  • Stabitha C.

    I grew up in Indiana, and all I can say is I am so fucking glad I moved to Brooklyn.

  • tyler09

    okay last time i saw kids moshing like that (1:22-1:35) at a show…got their asses kicked by me and a friend…they never went in the pit again…damn emo kids

  • http://www.myspace.com/breathofmetalproductions pokesmot

    that was fucking hilarious

  • Jamie

    it’s really unfortunate that this is the type of crowd that frequents every show I’ve ever gone to in Ohio. I shuddered at this video and the fact that 90% of the guys in it are wearing tighter pants than I own. and last time I checked, I didn’t have balls.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/David-J-Harrison/1095943638 David J Harrison

    Jeez! Holy crap I have seen it all. Thats just rediculous!!

  • ThrashandDestroy

    Wow, just wow..

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Martin-J-Daniels/560638628 Martin J Daniels

    @ edika

    `It would make a great gay porn advertisement but that is where all connections to entertainment die rather violently…`

    +1

  • http://www.myspace.com/bannisterslash Bannister Slash

    Oh. My. Fucking. God.

  • \nn/

    What… Just… I…

    This world is fucked.

  • Sean Pulatie

    If this is the future of metal, I’m going to start listening to polka again.

  • deargod

    This is like puking on a pile of shit

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-Rapp/833599529 John Rapp

    “I thought there was just one. I was surprised to see they kept bringing them out,” said neighbor Josephine Wagacknyk.