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	<title>Comments on: HOW THE FUCK IS UNCLE KRACKER NOT IN PRISON RIGHT NOW?</title>
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		<title>By: Relikmc</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/07/28/how-the-fuck-is-uncle-kracker-not-in-prison-right-now/#comment-814725</link>
		<dc:creator>Relikmc</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2011 21:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I hate this fat fucking white trash loser. singing classics like drift away, and ruining it. what a fucking poser. he looks like a bitch in that picture. why? because he is one. and who the hell names themselves uncle kracker?  </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hate this fat fucking white trash loser. singing classics like drift away, and ruining it. what a fucking poser. he looks like a bitch in that picture. why? because he is one. and who the hell names themselves uncle kracker? </p>
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		<title>By: justin</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/07/28/how-the-fuck-is-uncle-kracker-not-in-prison-right-now/#comment-648444</link>
		<dc:creator>justin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Mar 2011 21:52:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>do you guys have nothing better to do than talk about people you don&#039;t even know.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>do you guys have nothing better to do than talk about people you don&#8217;t even know.</p>
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		<title>By: Kevin</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/07/28/how-the-fuck-is-uncle-kracker-not-in-prison-right-now/#comment-477763</link>
		<dc:creator>Kevin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 23:52:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>2nd Degree Forcible Sex includes.... Touching a girls ass. 

Yes, that&#039;s right. Read a lawbook you douchebag, and also research what the charges were (Put his hands on a girls ass) -- then also research that they were dropped. You are weak sauce.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>2nd Degree Forcible Sex includes&#8230;. Touching a girls ass. </p>
<p>Yes, that&#8217;s right. Read a lawbook you douchebag, and also research what the charges were (Put his hands on a girls ass) &#8212; then also research that they were dropped. You are weak sauce.</p>
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		<title>By: B</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/07/28/how-the-fuck-is-uncle-kracker-not-in-prison-right-now/#comment-379029</link>
		<dc:creator>B</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 21:12:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>you guys r lame, uncle kracker is AWESOME</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>you guys r lame, uncle kracker is AWESOME</p>
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		<title>By: SuperMario</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/07/28/how-the-fuck-is-uncle-kracker-not-in-prison-right-now/#comment-273652</link>
		<dc:creator>SuperMario</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 13:41:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>who&#039;s lives are so meaningless that they need to bash someone else to make themselves feel better? Very Disturbing!!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>who&#8217;s lives are so meaningless that they need to bash someone else to make themselves feel better? Very Disturbing!!!!!</p>
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		<title>By: SuperMario</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/07/28/how-the-fuck-is-uncle-kracker-not-in-prison-right-now/#comment-273651</link>
		<dc:creator>SuperMario</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 13:35:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>kill yourself. now its boy. hahaha. not funny. I wish you could post your face on your comments</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>kill yourself. now its boy. hahaha. not funny. I wish you could post your face on your comments</p>
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		<title>By: SuperMario</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/07/28/how-the-fuck-is-uncle-kracker-not-in-prison-right-now/#comment-273650</link>
		<dc:creator>SuperMario</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 13:29:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Uncle Kracker rocks. He is straight shooter who got a bad rap. Dont judge a person or situation without knowing what you are talking about!! I am proud to know him personally and anyone who wants to talk shit can go suck a DICK</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Uncle Kracker rocks. He is straight shooter who got a bad rap. Dont judge a person or situation without knowing what you are talking about!! I am proud to know him personally and anyone who wants to talk shit can go suck a DICK</p>
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		<title>By: SuperMario</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/07/28/how-the-fuck-is-uncle-kracker-not-in-prison-right-now/#comment-273648</link>
		<dc:creator>SuperMario</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 13:23:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>you all have no idea what you are talking about. get lives. he is one greatest people I know.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>you all have no idea what you are talking about. get lives. he is one greatest people I know.</p>
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		<title>By: ell</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/07/28/how-the-fuck-is-uncle-kracker-not-in-prison-right-now/#comment-270217</link>
		<dc:creator>ell</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2009 04:06:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yeah, and you know what&#039;s sad? His most famous song is about cheating: 

&quot;I know you worry &#039;bout that ring you wear
But as long as no one knows then nobody can care.&quot; 

As if anyone&#039;s husband would be unattractive or disgusting enough that Uncle Kracker looks like a step up.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, and you know what&#8217;s sad? His most famous song is about cheating: </p>
<p>&#8220;I know you worry &#8217;bout that ring you wear<br />
But as long as no one knows then nobody can care.&#8221; </p>
<p>As if anyone&#8217;s husband would be unattractive or disgusting enough that Uncle Kracker looks like a step up.</p>
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		<title>By: EvilWesLivesWithMomma</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/07/28/how-the-fuck-is-uncle-kracker-not-in-prison-right-now/#comment-268918</link>
		<dc:creator>EvilWesLivesWithMomma</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 13:53:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I dont understand the constant badgering of southern people. I mean we can&#039;t all be failing state liberal northern people who know everything yet run the country into the ground. Some of us poor southern people actually have to earn money drill for oil that drive your vehicles and also make sure our states are run right by not taxing the people and voting in morons like the wonderful new york people did with Hillary Clinton. 
Guess doing things right actually make you a redneck rather than being a wonderful northern person who causes the country to fail.

PS. I HATE KID ROCK.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I dont understand the constant badgering of southern people. I mean we can&#8217;t all be failing state liberal northern people who know everything yet run the country into the ground. Some of us poor southern people actually have to earn money drill for oil that drive your vehicles and also make sure our states are run right by not taxing the people and voting in morons like the wonderful new york people did with Hillary Clinton.<br />
Guess doing things right actually make you a redneck rather than being a wonderful northern person who causes the country to fail.</p>
<p>PS. I HATE KID ROCK.</p>
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		<title>By: Anger Unmanagement</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/07/28/how-the-fuck-is-uncle-kracker-not-in-prison-right-now/#comment-268898</link>
		<dc:creator>Anger Unmanagement</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 12:15:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yep same here.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yep same here.</p>
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		<title>By: BrandonMetal</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/07/28/how-the-fuck-is-uncle-kracker-not-in-prison-right-now/#comment-268516</link>
		<dc:creator>BrandonMetal</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 19:48:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>that looks like the photo of a rapist</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>that looks like the photo of a rapist</p>
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		<title>By: jesse</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/07/28/how-the-fuck-is-uncle-kracker-not-in-prison-right-now/#comment-268508</link>
		<dc:creator>jesse</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 19:37:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What a peice of shit.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What a peice of shit.</p>
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		<title>By: death</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/07/28/how-the-fuck-is-uncle-kracker-not-in-prison-right-now/#comment-268487</link>
		<dc:creator>death</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 19:09:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hould be sitting in prison right about now, waiting for his daily ass-pounding.

xD</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hould be sitting in prison right about now, waiting for his daily ass-pounding.</p>
<p>xD</p>
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		<title>By: Tommy Lindbergsen</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/07/28/how-the-fuck-is-uncle-kracker-not-in-prison-right-now/#comment-268225</link>
		<dc:creator>Tommy Lindbergsen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 12:41:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Someone kill this guy before he releases another album or rapes another little boy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Someone kill this guy before he releases another album or rapes another little boy.</p>
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		<title>By: Jaded</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/07/28/how-the-fuck-is-uncle-kracker-not-in-prison-right-now/#comment-268140</link>
		<dc:creator>Jaded</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 06:32:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That &quot;surprise sex&quot; line reminded me of the best way ever to get off in court: It&#039;s not rape if you yell surprise first.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That &#8220;surprise sex&#8221; line reminded me of the best way ever to get off in court: It&#8217;s not rape if you yell surprise first.</p>
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		<title>By: \m/Eluveitie\m/</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/07/28/how-the-fuck-is-uncle-kracker-not-in-prison-right-now/#comment-268108</link>
		<dc:creator>\m/Eluveitie\m/</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 04:20:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Tony Stewart and Uncle Kracker have never been seen together...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tony Stewart and Uncle Kracker have never been seen together&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: jackattack</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/07/28/how-the-fuck-is-uncle-kracker-not-in-prison-right-now/#comment-268059</link>
		<dc:creator>jackattack</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 02:02:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I keep seeing Tony Stewart when I look at this picture... which honestly makes the whole situation even funnier.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I keep seeing Tony Stewart when I look at this picture&#8230; which honestly makes the whole situation even funnier.</p>
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		<title>By: jackattack</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/07/28/how-the-fuck-is-uncle-kracker-not-in-prison-right-now/#comment-268058</link>
		<dc:creator>jackattack</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 02:01:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>so true...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>so true&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: MaliciousDisorder</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/07/28/how-the-fuck-is-uncle-kracker-not-in-prison-right-now/#comment-268036</link>
		<dc:creator>MaliciousDisorder</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 01:21:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Try some www.promofm.com/MALICIOUS_DISORDER
www.malice420.com</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Try some <a href="http://www.promofm.com/MALICIOUS_DISORDER" rel="nofollow">http://www.promofm.com/MALICIOUS_DISORDER</a><br />
<a href="http://www.malice420.com" rel="nofollow">http://www.malice420.com</a></p>
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