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ALL HAIL BEHEMOTH

 Friday, July 31st, 2009 at 3:30pm by

behemoth - evangelionWe’ve been rocking Behemoth’s Evangelion for a few weeks here at the Mansion; it has quickly found its way into our regular rotation. It deathier, br00tler, techier, and lots of other “ier” words I just made up than any prior Behemoth release, which must be why Vince and I dig it so much more than any prior Behemoth release.

Now the album is streaming, in its entirety, on the group’s MySpace page. You should listen to it. Not only is it awesome, but because its release is still more than a week away… or, at least, here in the US, where it comes out August 11 on Metal Blade (Nuclear Blast will release it a few days earlier, on August 7, in Europe).

Also, Nergal is apparently shtupping the Polish Britney Spears (I know, I know, who knew Brit Brit could get any stupider?), and while I’d like to judge him for that, I’d probably fuck her, too. So there’s that.

-AR

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  • Ahab

    Great album. I’m not even a really big Behemoth fan but I love this album.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jesse-Menard/502061034 Jesse Menard

    Great album.

  • CrapMcPoopin

    If i was a successful metal artist in Poland and I could have the chance to fuck someone, it certainly wouldn’t be Poland’s Maria Brink or whatever ‘metal chick’ is hot these days. I’m going to poke someone with hot ass tits and ass. This chick is far hotter than Britney Spears.

  • Facebook User

    BEHEMOTH IS AWESOME!!!!!!!! i love when a brutal band breaks their own rein of brutal and take it up a notch!

  • http://fantasyh.wordpress.com fantasyh

    @CrapMcPoopin – she may be hotter than Britney Spears, but trust me (I’m Polish and live in Poland) – I’d afraid of fucking her for fear of losing IQ point

    • Biff Tannen

      thats pretty strange, as I just read that she is a member of Mensa and has an IQ of 156.

  • Ziltoid

    Shittier? Behemoth is just so boring…

    • tim

      Don’t forget generic-ier. Sounds pretty similar to…well, everything else by Behemoth.

    • Jamie

      do you even like metal? seriously, dude, quit being a damn commie.

    • Biff Tannen

      thats a great one. I think Behomoth ‘peaked’ with Thelema.6. and to a lesser extent, Zos Kia Kultus.
      The have become a washing machine, recycling the same boring “Nile” riffs over and over again, while getting an increasingly gayer image day by day.
      I did party for about 14 hours with these dudes back in 02 (possibley 03) and they were cool and down to earth, funny guys….but their music is beyond boring now.

  • pg1313

    Where were you for Satanica?

  • prives

    Behemoth is fucking awesome. I can’t wait until the album comes out.

    And Nergal gets to smash that hottie? Oh well, good on him.

  • xBEARFIGHTx

    Kinda thought this album was good for the first 3 or 4 songs then just kinda lags on the speed department. The songs are kinda just slow grinding jams to show a different kind of heaviness but felt a little premature on the writing end of things. Still I love Behemoth and will purchase the album when it drops. Demigod is still pretty hard to surpass.

  • Extra_Nina

    This album is just fucking sick…. GREAT

  • lilykai

    His girl is the biggest star in Poland, she’s really hot. She’s a former Playboy model. Much hotter than Britney Spears tho and she can actually sing.

  • Biff Tannen

    Im bored at work and began reading an article about Doda, and was very suprised to find out that she is a member of the Mensa (very smart people group)….her IQ is actually 156, which is uber-genius level.
    Go figure.