MASTODETHKLOK

Monday, August 3rd, 2009 at 3:30pm by

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My favorite cartoon characters are Brent Hinds and the members of Dethklok. Seriously. I once watched Hinds do a belly-flop onto a bar table covered in beer mugs. He came out of a coma and is only sillier for the experience. You could drop an anvil on that dude’s head and all that would happen is he’d see little tweety-birds buzzing around his head. And then he’d write an awesome concept album about them.

So: in what strikes me as only semi-strange news, Mastodon and Dethklok will co-headline a tour this fall, with support coming from Converge and High on Fire. I am slightly miffed that the mighty High on Fire and absolutely God-like Converge are opening for a make believe band, but since it’s Dethklok, I’ll let it pass… this time.

Complete list of dates after the jump.

10/2 Portland, OR @ Roseland Theater
10/3 Seattle, WA @ WaMu Theater
10/4 Vancouver, BC @ Orpheum Theatre
10/6 Calgary, AB @ Big Four Building
10/7 Edmonton, AB @ Shaw Conference Centre
10/9 Salt Lake City, UT @ Great Saltair
10/10 Denver, CO @ Fillmore Auditorium
10/12 Kansas City, MO @ Uptown Theater
10/13 St. Louis, MO @ The Pageant
10/14 Des Moines, IA @ Val Air Ballroom
10/16 St. Paul, MN @ Myth
10/17 Chicago, IL @ Aragon Ballroom
10/18 Milwaukee, WI @ Eagle’s Auditorium
10/20 Columbus, OH @ LC Pavilion
10/21 Detroit, MI @ The Fillmore Detroit
10/23 Toronto, ON @ Sound Academy
10/24 Buffalo, NY @ The Fairgrounds
10/25 Albany, NY @ Armory
10/27 Boston, MA @ House of Blues
10/30 New York, NY @ Hammerstein Ballroom
10/31 Washington, DC @ Patriot Center
11/1 Philadelphia, PA @ Electric Factory
11/5 Atlanta, GA @ Tabernacle
11/6 Myrtle Beach, SC @ House of Blues
11/7 Orlando, FL @ Hard Rock Live
11/8 Pompano Beach, FL @ Pompano Beach Amphit
11/11 Dallas, TX @ House of Blues
11/12 Houston, TX @ Verizon Wireless Theater
11/13 Austin, TX @ Austin City Music Hall
11/14 Tulsa, OK @ Brady Theater
11/16 Las Cruces, NM @ Pan American Center
11/17 Mesa, AZ @ Mesa Amphitheater
11/18 Las Vegas, NV @ House of Blues
11/19 Los Angeles, CA @ Palladium

-AR

  • http://zunetracks.net loganarchy

    You’re welcome

  • Double D

    HOLY FUCK! November 7th, Orlando!

    • Ben

      I’ll be there as well

  • The Goat

    Hopefully William Murderface palys BEHIND the bass amp this time around.

  • http://lavidastrangiato.blogspot.com/ Jake

    I’m so there on 11/13. Fuck yeah!

  • fightingmike

    Where is SF Bay Area date?

    • Timothy Plague

      Thats what I said!!! WTF!

      • kingheadcrab

        what did we do to deserve this omission?

  • http://www.metalsucks.net/category/scraping-genius-off-the-wheel/ Gary Suarez

    This is such a kick-ass lineup except for the fact that a fucking cartoon has higher billing than Converge or High On Fire. I love Metalocalypse the show, but I don’t give a damn about the band. Hopefully the set is funny and not long.

    • cougar party

      My thoughts exactly. Metalocalypse is sort of funny and the songs have funny lyrics, but wouldn’t go see them if it was free. I have no interest in seeing some goons pretend to be cartoon characters. I’d rather see High on Fire play an extended set. Nonetheless, the show will be epic.

  • Tyler

    DDDDDDDDDDDDDDCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE PLAYING ON HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!

    • phale

      good call

  • bearwizard

    i nearly shit myself when i saw this on tv right before metalocalypse last night

  • zhitnik

    I don’t much care for Dethklok, but I wouldn’t call them any more “make-believe” than any other band. They are still human beings (and gene hoglan) that go up on stage and play metal. Yes, it’s from a cartoon, but it is still real nonetheless :-)

    • dr j

      Isn’t it actually just one dude playign everything but drums? That’s not a band.

      • Ben

        That’s true but they get actual guys to play their live shows. Are you saying NIN isn’t a band cause one guy writes everything?

        • stu1

          Same with Smashing Pumpkins.

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jacob-Martin/645099086 Jacob Martin

            same with most tr00 black metal bands dude.

      • jaahn

        so skip out on Dethklok then. you’re still getting Converge, High On Fire, and fucking Mastadon.

  • Shep

    FUCK YESSSS!!!!!!!

  • Toxteth O’Grady

    Sorry Living Colour, I’m seeing this tour instead.

  • Ryan

    Absolute fucking bullshit that they don’t come to San Francisco.

  • ExNihilo

    I swear to , why do the best tours never fucking hit Indiana? This is bullshit.

    • TJ

      Maybe because it’s Indiana…

      • Double D

        That…is…true

        • taylor

          agreed on both accounts

          it is bullshit that they never come to indiana
          but it is indiana…

          i guess i am just going to drive to chicago

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Robert-Rhodes/1012548248 Robert Rhodes

          thats almost worst than Delaware. Glad i don’t live there.

  • yourgodsucksballs

    GREAT, TWO DATES FOR UPSTATE NY, TWO FOR GAY ASS FLORIDA
    AND 1 IN ALL OF CALIFORNIA. JESUS H. CHRIST ON A BIKE

    • Deaner

      Just be glad you’re not Canadian… 1 date for the WHOLE COUNTRY

      • Tyler

        Ha that is hilarious and sad at the same time. Canada, America’s lapdog for at least one more time. lol

      • phale

        dumb ass…western canada gets 3 dates. the east is dead.

    • Noel

      TOO BAD, YOULL HAVE TO GO TO ONE OF THE OTHER 3000 SHOWS CALIFORNIA HAS EVERY YEAR. milwaukees lucky to get A fuckin metal show…hope you survive.

      • http://www.myspace.com/1033metal Jackson

        no kidding, MN is in the same situation, not to mention i still live more than 2 hours from the twin cities. Quit bitching you get virtually every good tour there is not to mention all the fests you get as well

  • tim

    YES!!!!!! I am so going to the Chicago or Milwaukee one. Or both.

  • http://wxeg.com/pages/metalshop.html Vinnie

    Philly on a Sunday. Sermon at the Factory with Pastor Matt Pike.

  • Tim

    these venues are HUGE

  • http://dmxrr15@hotmail.com IsntaTOTALdouchebag10

    This is the kind of tour I can usually count on to skip my town. Not this time!!!!! FUCK YES!! haha best tour that has gone through in awhile

  • Old Skool Metal

    Hell muthafuckin YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

  • Politude

    CALGARY, MAS-TO-DON, second time for me, stoked to shit.

  • metalguy

    nothing in fucking connecticut! only 4 tours this year have made it too the state

  • Noel

    MILWAUKEEE MUTHAFUCKKKKKKKKA!!!! even though its the shitassed rave…but still…MILTOWN GETTIN SOME MASTODON.

  • http://thejamminjabber.com thejamminjabber

    There is a god. I’m gonna get a copy of this show on water. You can hear every nuance.

  • WowWee!

    DETHKLOK RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Last tour they got it right and once again they do it right HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • erock

    How can you not bring a metal show to the Bay Area?

  • Kye

    Holy…Shit

    November 6. I’m there. Fucking. Yay. Awesome. Splooge.

  • http://myspace.com/aaronlinnbaker Samuel Hall

    mastodon + dethklok = meth

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/agmkreptile Agmkreptile

    its about time pompano beach gets a decent metal concert.

  • Fong Chung

    Converge!?!?! High On Fire!?!?! Dethlok!?!??!! mastodon!?!?! FUUUUUUUCK Im there.

  • Justin

    They should get all the IRL musicians that the dethklok characters represent and have them play dethklok songs live.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kyle-Kessler/1031820406 Kyle Kessler

    +1 to the “no bay area” rage

    • Malacoda

      2

  • villanj1

    This is the greatest tour of all time. Death to all false Metal and death to all Metal not Dethklok with the exception of these other Dethklok-approved bands. *stabs self then jizzes*

  • Brandonmetal

    surprising that a scene that’s supposed to back credibility is backing cartoon writers more than real bands that deserve our CD buying dollars.

    • Dushaun Mandic

      Shut the fuck up. Real bands suck.

  • Joshie

    FINALLY! I’ve seen Dethklok last go around, but NOW I GET A CHANCE TO SEE MASTODON!!!! Color me excited.

  • Brian \m/(-_-)\m/

    11/1 at the electric factory in philly. IT IS SO FUCKING ON!!!!!

  • RomuluXX

    Who’s going in Dallas? Cuz I’ll see you bastages there

  • Bicro

    More Dethklok, less masturbatory beardo-hipster crud.

  • systemsdown

    VANCOUVER!!!! YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Robert-Rhodes/1012548248 Robert Rhodes

    Mastodon at the Tabernacle in ATL? SWEET. should be a concert to remember…or possibly not if im too drunk.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Pete-Simone/60802652 Pete Simone

    this is going to kick some serious ass.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Steven-DeLaurentis/1201080967 Steven DeLaurentis

    What a line-up, this is a must see show!
    Saw Dethklok last year and it was great.

  • Hardcorebob

    Austin!!! Hells yeah!1!

  • Alee

    I’m fairly sure I figured out why this tour isn’t coming to the Bay Area: Mastodon are playing at the Outside Lands Festival in SF this month. All large festivals demand a ‘blackout’ period in which the band can’t advertise that they’re playing the city in which the festival occurs within 2-3 months of the date. If they did set up this amazing show in SF, I’m sure Mastodon fans would skip OL.

    That said…seriously, what the fuck!?!?! Might be driving to LA as this far too good to miss.

    • kingheadcrab

      then mastodon needs to drop the fuck out of that shit. have fun opening for the black eyed peas.

  • Jesse

    Yet again.. the other 800 miles of California that is not So Cal gets forgotten.

  • Annie

    YESSSSSSSSS

  • I, Monarch

    Well, there’s still a chance that they come to NorCal. It’s at the very end of the tour and hopefully someone out there is smart enough to book them. It’s also in November which is quite a bit away…there shouldn’t be that many venues booked by then I think.

    • Alee

      Who knows? I wouldn’t be surprised if an SF date were added in November after the festival passes. Look out for this after Sep. 1st.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tony-Bosco/658246874 Tony Bosco

    So glad to see Mastodon still forced to co-headline 3000 seaters.
    They aren’t metal and the hipster shit they play is boring as fuck.

    • Bosco Tony

      You’re boring, Tony.

  • Anticosmic

    I just shit my fucking pants. GENIUS LINEUP! October 23rd, here I come

  • pissedoffmetalhead

    ok……..NOT A BAD LINE UP AT ALL…..except ofr (and begin hating) converge. Converge is the biggest piece of shit i ever stole….i listened to that grindcore bullshit for about 30 seconds……then taped it to a 4″ mortar firework and BLEW THAT SHIT UP! FUCK CONVERGE!!!!!!

    • alex

      wat

  • http://www.myspace.com/uglydirge aaron m.

    this tour is significantly less weird than when mastodon toured with against me! & cursive.

  • basslogic

    I saw Mastodon and Dethklok on there last tours, both fucking amazing.
    I’m sure as hell not gonna miss this

    ATL HERE I COME!

  • apricot

    yes! more high on fire! a three hour drive but at least it’s the weekend!

  • DecrystallizingReason

    I’ll be at the Myth for this shit.