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PIG DESTROYER. EYEHATEGOD. GOATWHORE. ON A BOAT, MUTHAFUCKA.

 Monday, August 3rd, 2009 at 2:00pm by

If you missed Friday’s Pig Destroyer show, you should cry. Seriously. It’s totally worth getting upset about.

But don’t, like, slit your wrists or anything: the band has announced another New York show(!)… this one as part of a tour Eyehategod (!!) are doing with Goatwhore (!!!) and Strong Intention (???)… on a motherfucking boat.

To reiterate: Eyehategod. Goatwhore. Pig Destroyer. Boat.

Will someone drown before the night’s end in a sloshed-mosh mishap? Will that someone be me or Vince? Will this be the best boat ride ever? Stay tuned for all the answer.

Here are the dates for the Eyehategod min-tour. Even if you can’t go the NY Pig Destroyer boat extravaganza, the other dates should be awesome, too.

October 23 – Baltimore, MD @ Ottobar w/ Pig Destroyer, Swarm of the Lotus, Triac
October 24 – New York, NY @ The Temptress (boat cruise) w/ Pig Destroyer
October 25 – Cambridge, MA @ Middle East w/ Anal Cunt, Howl, Rampant Decay

-AR

[via SMN]

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  • http://dmxrr15@hotmail.com IsntaTOTALdouchebag10

    Fuck the east coast. They should do a western version. I live in Salt Lake, and people float like corks in the Salt Lake so there is much less chance of someone drowning and a lawsuit. So…yeah

    • Offal Love

      The west coast gets plenty of good shit. Let us get some lovin’.

  • seveword

    Is that all that this T-Pain fellow does? Say “I’m on a boat” drenched in auto-tune?

    Because that’s solid fucking gold, right there. Someone needs to hire this man, pay him lots of money, and have him sing on every single record produced from now until the day the world ends.

    • thebenthic

      i second this!

      • http://dmxrr15@hotmail.com IsntaTOTALdouchebag10

        They pretty much are already doing this.

        They should do an “Can’t do Shit w/out Auto-Tune Tour!”
        Headlined by T-pain with support provided by Attack! Attack!

        • thebenthic

          meh i really dont care whether or not its autotuned, its still hillarious to me.

    • The Roan

      thats pretty much what he does

      • ceth

        Does everyone not get the humor in that song???

        • groverXIII

          You mean it’s not a serious song about a love of aquatic adventures? Damn.

          • metalguy

            aquatic adventures LOL yea its possibly the dumbest song ever

        • Vikingfromhell890

          The song is overplayed and annoying as shit now. I got sick of it when every jackass started singing it because T-Pain was involved with it. And plus, Like a Boss is better anyway.

          But anyways, Eyehategod and Pig Destroyer in Baltimore?!?!?!?! Fuck yeah!

  • shit sandwich

    yes yes yes fuck yes

  • http://www.metalsucks.net/category/scraping-genius-off-the-wheel/ Gary Suarez

    I’m so there, I’m already sitting on the pier.

  • http://www.myspace.com/1033metal Jackson

    why does the east coast get everything, can’t there be a little midwest love for once?

    • http://zunetracks.net loganarchy

      Metal bands rarely ever go the East coast

      • Noel

        they rarely go there cuz there FROM there..

  • attackmole

    Eyehategod needs to do a real tour one of these days. I guess all of the bands with members in Down are kinda sidelined right now, (and don’t get me wrong, I love Down) but nothing quite makes you feel like shooting heroin and chewing pills more than EHG. That’s kinda unique to em.

    • Sylvester

      Yeah, EHG are the be all end all when it comes to music to down a bottle of pills and a bottle of whiskey to.
      Wrist slicing madness!

      • Fong Chung

        Yeah unfornatually Phil Anselmo, seems to control whatever Jimmy Bower says and does with his career. I guess we all won’t see any Eyehategod shows for a while since St Down In Chains Sabbath Vitus seems to tour alot. I like Down, but I really do enjoy some drugged out muderous music that Eyehategod puts out.

  • Fritz!

    I’m on a boat muthafuckah don’t you ever forget! Priceless!!!

  • Toxteth O’Grady

    You had me at Pig Destroyer. Tickets purchased.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Farhaad-Esfandiary/501309890 Farhaad Esfandiary

    They need to do that shit at the Queen Mary in Long Beach. Motherfuck.

  • Anus Apache

    Whats with the sudden obsession with PD?

  • Noel

    just thinking about seeing this show makes me…..jizz IN MY PANTS!

    ps- Blizzardman is waaaay better than T pain.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tom-Campagna/40702766 Tom Campagna

    i just got my tickets. i think this bitch will sink by night’s end

  • Damotello

    I got mah flippy floppies!

    • Noel

      you makin kinko copies.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rohit-Gupta/666005820 Rohit Gupta

    Hmmmm….A day on the boat at the end of fucking October, have fun not freezing your ass off.

  • Justin

    This video is pretty funny but t-pain sucks along with the rest of todays artificial shallow hip-hop music. No talent here, he didnt do any of the work. The studio workers should get all the credit for the beats and making t-pains shitty voice better(well not really better).

  • Spanky

    The Lonely Island is sooo fucking amazing lol

  • seagoat

    Since beards are apparently ‘metal’, this must be the metal version of ‘On a Boat’. I’ll try a couple links here.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R2F_XzzZ5g