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TWO AND A HALF EDDIE VAN HALENS

 Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 at 4:00pm by

Eddie Van Halen is apparently going to appear on the shitcom Two and a Half Men this fall. I’m assuming the storyline will have something to do with him confusing the chubby kid from the show with his chubby son.

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Not a Van Halen.

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A Van Halen.

Eddie Van Halen joins a long line of hard rock musicians appearing on terrible television shows, including Anthrax, Slash, and Sebastian Bach.

-AR

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jesse-Menard/502061034 Jesse Menard

    If you’re referring to when Sebastien Bach was on the Trailer Park Boys;
    I just shed a tear.

  • ChampChampagne

    Nah…. I think he was referring to when sebitchen was on the Gilmour Girls, or what ever that shitty program is/was.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jesse-Menard/502061034 Jesse Menard

      haha k good

      fuck gilmoure girls

      • Me

        I’ve never been to a town where every person speaks insanely fast with witty and verbose banter in every conversation. Daughter’s hot though.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Gavin/1396340262 Mark Gavin

          dude so is the mother. I’d take ‘em both.

          • tim

            At the same time.

  • Mynamesucks

    God i hate that show.

  • ChampChampagne

    You have to love the Trailer Park Boys. Nothing like some good Canuck humor.

  • You Don’t Know Me

    Are you calling Married With Children a terrible TV show? Come on, Axl!

    • Canvas Of Flesh

      That’s what I was going to say. Married With Children was awesome.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sara-Petrocelli/519197405 Sara Petrocelli

      Right? Blasphemy…

    • Sven

      Married With Children is one of the best shows ever. Surely he must be taking the piss.

  • John

    I kinda like 2 and a half men, in a I can’t afford cable and it comes in for free on my tv kinda way

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Robert-Livingston/25310975 Robert Livingston

    This is a good show. What a douche.

  • Sammy

    Hey, did you see the Two and a Half Men where Charlie was a serial fornicator, the kid was stupid, the mom was a drunk bitch and the brother was a bumbling fool?

    • IWRESTLEDYOURMOMONCE

      Is that the one with the insubordinate, bitter housekeeper?

      • metalguy

        thats my favorite episode!

  • ceth

    OK,there is absolutely no hope for Axl if he is refering to married with children as a horrible show.

  • oBEASTIALo

    WHO LOVES CHILDREN?

    CHARLIE WAFFLES!!!!

  • b-rad

    steven tyler was on the show before, too… he beat up charlie

  • http://dmxrr15@hotmail.com IsntaTOTALdouchebag10

    as far as sitcoms go this show is actually kind of funny, dont really care that he will be on it though

  • Produced by Jacob Bannon

    Nimrods, Axl is obviously referring to Anthrax appearing on “Cheers”.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthrax_(band)#Appearances_in_other_media

  • http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/8345/outside21.jpg Revrant

    God, kills me every time, I keep scrolling a page back just to laugh at the resemblance.

    Classic.