HIGH SCHOOL BANDS COVERING AVENGED SEVENFOLD = MAXIMUM LOLz
Thursday, August 6th, 2009 at 3:30pm by Vince NeilsteinSuck. Embarrasing. Awful. Ear-raping. This is just… wow. Yes, it’s real, and you can read the story behind it on YouTube user StudioZeeber’s video page.
Perhaps even more mindblowing is that there are literally dozens of videos just like this one of young kids covering “Unholy Confessions” in basements and high school gymnasiums. I’ve assembled some choice cuts after the jump for your enjoyment / bewilderment.
And, of course, the Asian kid nails it (more or less):
-VN
hahaha
Please tell me their lunch money was taken and asses thoroughly kicked after school that day. I love that around 2:48 you can hear the singer gasping for breath into the mic. Embarrassing.
cant believe i went through that hahahaha
i agree with the above…I honestly have nothing to say about this shit…
but i will say that i fucking sat on my naked ass after work watching these stupid ass videos while drinkin some beers…fucking shit this is horrible…My band was better than this in high school
http://www.myspace.com/ourownguilt
sadly it’s not horrible considering the source. it’s hard to polish shit. avenged sevenfold is terrible.
Avenged first 2 CD’s have some quality stuff for sure. They were really good at melding hardcore/punk with metal. black/white difference with their next 2 cds which are terrible.
totally agree, didnt even bother with the last one
Haha, this is so awesome. But I will say, everyone should be in a shitty band before being in a good band. It builds character.
I never, ever, ever, EVER want to hear that song again. Ever.
i withdraw my comment. that first video is a train wreck!!!!
HAHAHAHA AWESOME
the asian kid is not bad, but he can’t do palm mutes…
the second one is fucking hilarious
and the kids in the 4th video arent exactly terrible for their age
Agreed. The 4th video is pretty damn good for 8th graders.
I also agree with the comment above about being in a shitty band before being in a good one.
That first video is a train wreck. You want to look away, but you can’t.
I actually love Waking the Fallen.
Shouldn’t you know at least half the lyrics to a song and how it goes before playing it?
Just saying…
“Just keep going! WISH I COULD BE DA ONEEEEEEEEEE”
Lol, so bad. So fucking bad.
they really dont know how to scream..the asian kid is really good. oh did you all know that Synister Gates is the comedian Brian Gates’s son? he has a few good jokes about him and Syn
his last name’s haner. Brian Haner.
they gave out all their real names in a modern drummer article a few years back…
check your info maybe?
The best part is the first video where he comes in for the vocals intending to scream out “I TRIED!”, but just lets out a pitiful squeel instead. That made my day.
choreography in the second video had me in stitches
certainly depressing how wild their crowd goes for them, however
Jesus….What a horrible sounding bag of shit. Kill the children.
I can see why they choose this song. It has a riff that kind of sounds hard to play, but is repetitive can be picked up pretty easily. It’s the same reason everyone at my high school used to play Dispatch and Dave Matthews songs at talent shows.
The “vocalist” in that first video has no vocal talent whatsoever, However, his onstage antics and him trying to act/look tough had me in stitches,
I think the second video is at my high school.. sigh
I couldn’t make it more than a minute through any of those (although the Asian kid did halfway decent). I suppose you can’t really expect much out of high school kids, but fuck, man…
And sadly, I used to kinda like A7X… they aided my transition from nu metal to real metal, and they have some talent, musically speaking. Their singer is terribly limited, of course, and a lot of their songs have some pretty lousy riffs… I don’t think anyone really takes them seriously any more unless they are still in high school. But they had some decent stuff back in the day.
WAYYYYYY BETTER THAN MASHUPS!!!!
Common guys, these are high school bands. Its completely expected of them to suck. That said, Unholy (is that their name? If it is someone should tell them its taken) is mediocre. Practice, Practice, Practice! Also, dudeman, I like how “into it” you are, but some vocal lessons might help, I took some and I have nothing to regret for it. If these guys all went sXe and covered some Madball songs theyed be passable in the same way that most hardcore bands that cant play that well are passable.
Hexer, on the other hand, aint that bad, at least for the High School Talent Show circuit. If they start writing there own songs, I can see a fruitfal future of playing the Matinee shows at the local All Ages Hardcore Venue, and possibly opening for some band like Suffokate on an east coast mini tour. Oh, the possibilities!
i agree that you’ve got to be forgiving of young bands and such.. but c’mon. that first band was uncomfortable to watch. seriously, it was painful. there is absolutely no excuse for being THAT unprepared for a show, ever. if you are going to sound like that, then don’t play. do the world a favor and go practice.
Just keep going! hahaha
The unintentional Pig squeal at the beginning gets me every time.
ahhhhh hah huh losers
Golly, things like this make me SO glad that I’m old enough that none of the terrible, embarrassing crap I did when I was a teenager has ended up on the internets.
Just a lot of the terrible, embarrassing crap I do now, obviously.
I bet the drummer makes great sushi
I don’t understand what’s happening in the first video. Are they playing along to a recording?
Vinnie, I totally disagree about this being sad. Everyone has to start somewhere, everyone has to suck before being good, and at least they’re picking up instruments, learning to play them and have the balls to play in front of people.
What IS sad is that posts like this actually work to discourage kids from playing actual rock music with actual instruments.
I agree with you, sammy. ALL the bands from my high school (including mine) were total dogshit, but then again; they were all comprised of 14-17 year olds that just learned their instruments. It’s very easy to sit back and criticize high school kids for playing, listening to, or covering shitty music, but most people were pretty “lame” in high school. At least they are not sitting around trying to master “through the fire and the flames” on Guitar Hero.
These videos are funny to watch and have a laugh about, but I am glad kids are out there at least playing music. You gotta start somewhere. This is better than the Pop-Punk shit the young bands used to mimic when I was in school.
Well said. I was just about to comment on these guys sucking, but then read your comment and I realized I couldn’t agree more. Although, they should have practiced more before performing, aha.
at least these kids have the excuse of just starting out, unlike the band they’ve chosen to cover….
Very true, but really, shouldn’t they try something possible? Despite the findings of Mythbusters, I still don’t believe you can polish shit.
AX7 *is* a high school band, gimmicky lyrics, gimmicky names, gimmicky appearance, is that or is that not a high school band?
What happen’ now?
That epic voice crack at the beginning just made my day.
Yep, “MetalSucks”.
i hate asians always makin us look bad
I’m not a fan of the original song but HOLY CRAP are these videos embarrassing. though they did keep me entertained, which is more than i can say for TNA wrestling which is on right now. oh joy, another boring Kurt Angle promo…
this is a great song. it’s sad to see such sucky covers of it.
Wait, is the joke that the high schoolers making the covers suck, or that Avenged Sevenfold sucks? You lost me.
Fuck Avenged Sevenfold.
the asian kid is playing it wrong youre supposed to put vibratos on the longer notes in the main riff
hes just playing the notes
and hes kinda just average
which is sad cause i can fucking nail this song and i haven’t even been playing for a full year
you are a homo.
i fail to see the relevance of your comment
other than you expressing how much of a douche you are
I take it back. We are all very impressed with your guitar hero skills.
stop trolling dumbfuck
Yes!!!! this just made my day, the voice crack at .27 secs its epic!
Since we’re on the topic of terrible covers, here’s an absolutely horrendous cover of At The Drive-In’s “One Armed Scissor” by some crappy high school band:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQzt4fBY9Qk
Wow….horrendous is right, if possibly an understatement.
::facepalm:::
Its the only thing that can describe just how terrible this is.
the singer in the second one….
YES!
that opening scream has to be the funniest thing ever i damn near shit my self from laughing
what the fuck?
i love a7x, but come on…
this is just sad, and hilarious, that kid in the the first video is trying so hard to be M Shadows, and failing terribly, i mean, he even holds out the mike to the audience AT THE SAME EXACT TIME that Shadows does in the music video
props to the asian kid tho