Comments on: TGIB: THANK GOD IT’S BEHEMOTH

By: metalguy

metalguy — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 17:31:47 +0000

lol

By: RICHARD DAWKINS

RICHARD DAWKINS — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 00:01:00 +0000

YOU MAY NOT BE ABLE TO COMPARE BEHEMOTH AND IMMORTAL MUSICALLY BUT YOU CAN CERTAINLY COMPARE THEM IN ONE WAY: THEY’RE BOTH 100% WACK-ASS BANDS INTENDED FOR BED-WETTING LOSERS AND NORTHERN EUROPEANS.

IF YOU FIND BEHEMOTH GENUINELY FRIGHTENING YOU HAVE A LOT TO LEARN ABOUT EVOLUTION YOUNG LAD.

SOMEONE MENTIONED NEUROSIS. NOW THAT IS A PROPER BAND. ME AND HAWKINS LIKE TO CRANK THAT SHIT RIGHT UP, SPLIT A REEF AND PONDER THE NATURE OF THE UNIVERSE AND WHATNOT.

HEAVY SHIT INDEED BITCHES.

P.S. WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT NERGAL BITCH? MOTHERFUCKER’S GOT SOME SERIOUS BALDNESS DENIAL ISSUES.

By: Fong Chung

Fong Chung — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 22:02:35 +0000

Ehhhh I’m not too big into Behemoth, I respect their drummer but whatever.

By: timmah

timmah — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 15:04:48 +0000

I find Behemoth to be genuinely frightening as far as imagery and dress is concerned. Granted I’m not much for the black death metal sub-genre, but they make dimmu and cradle (even though they are the most widely recognized of their peers) look like cartoons by comparison.

By: Steven J. Henningsgard

Steven J. Henningsgard — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 14:09:54 +0000

If you don’t like Slayer, you don’t like metal.

By: Fong Chung

Fong Chung — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 03:54:41 +0000

Calm down trve kvlt warrior.

By: Justin

Justin — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 03:14:39 +0000

Yes the festival sucked dick but behemoth is my favorite band of all time, i would sit through 5 hours of the johnas brothers just to see behemoth for 30 minutes.

By: Ziltoid

Ziltoid — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 02:15:03 +0000

HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE TOO STUPID TO REALIZE THAT I WAS NOT COMPARING BEHEMOTH AND IMMORTAL MUSICALLY?????????

Seriously, this is getting annoying. Lrn 2 read plz.

By: Fong Chung

Fong Chung — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 01:09:27 +0000

Immortal and Behemoth are quite different. But whatever if I want dark and sinister I’ll put on Neurosis.

By: Ziltoid

Ziltoid — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 21:27:34 +0000

I never compared this video to Immortal. I labeled this an an attempt at being over-the-top like Imortal, but failing miserably at achieving what Immortal did with their videos.

By: Malevolus

Malevolus — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 20:43:17 +0000

Clearly the imagery is pure science fiction. Taking it seriously or comparing to Immortal of all things is complete stupidity.

By: Ziltoid

Ziltoid — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 19:22:54 +0000

If you got the syllables to match with the actual lyrics, that might have been funny.

By: Tommy Linbergsen

Tommy Linbergsen — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 20:58:39 +0000

Ok…Slayer sucks….
These are the same losers who think Load and Reload were good albums and Metallica still kicks tons of ass.
Kids today…I tell ya…Kill em all!

By: Chris Uber

Chris Uber — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 13:26:40 +0000

Fucking beautiful video. I was impressed, as expected.

By: planet smasher

planet smasher — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 07:48:08 +0000

“You’re Ziltoit and we don’t give a shit!”
“You live in a basement with a fake rocket ship!”

Ah! Hahaha… I crack myself up.

By: prives

prives — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 05:21:22 +0000

Yeah, your absolutley right dickhead. Everytime I’ve seen Slayer, the monotony has been unbearable. Everyone just stands there, motionless, because the music is so gentle and soothing. You’re absolutley, unquestionably right, and way cool for saying so.

Now take a big step back – and go fuck your own face!

By: myke

myke — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 04:47:19 +0000

i didnt see your asses there next time were at the the same show im buying you 2 dudes a beer!!!

By: Johnny

Johnny — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 02:30:29 +0000

No Tommy but Slayer pretty much sucks reguardless.

By: Tommy Lindbergsen

Tommy Lindbergsen — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 01:23:17 +0000

Yeah, because bands are only cool to watch if they are jumping up and down and moshing on stage and stuff like tr00 br00tal metla bands…right?

By: Heavy Metal

Heavy Metal — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 00:48:15 +0000

glad I wasnt the only one.