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AWESOME? YES. A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME? ALSO YES.

 Monday, August 10th, 2009 at 2:30pm by

Here’s a video of a kid playing Ozzy’s “Mr. Crowley” at the “expert” level on Guitar Hero… while solving two Rubik’s Cubes at the same fucking time. There’s clearly no practical use whatsoever for this skill and I’d seriously question whether or not this kid has ever seen the sun and/or will ever get laid… but at the same time, I kinda feel like someone should just give him a scholarship to Harvard or something. ‘Cause clearly, if this little dude puts his mind to it, he’ll put a stop to cancer, AIDS, the fighting in the Middle East, world hunger, and whatever the fuck else he pleases.

-AR

[via Topless Robot]

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  • Sammy

    Scientists should study this type of ADD and see if it can be put to good use.

    • Brutalizer

      Fail.

    • metalguy

      add means you cant focus. this is extreme OCD

  • xXxDarkfoxXx

    This is hard not expert.

    • The Roan

      this is really hard

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/David-J-Harrison/1095943638 David J Harrison

    HOLY OF HOLYIES!!! Amazing!

  • MacDuff

    This game is already outdated, Zakk Wylde is playing guitar in it.

  • Shimbo

    And to think if this kid could have devoted the time he spent on doing this crap to play a real guitar he could be semi-not bad.

  • dlux

    kids isn’t asian as i had expected. those kids can play guitar hero in their sleep

  • Mike

    I’m moderatly impressed, would have given more props had he either a) played a dream theater song or b) hit at least 90% of the notes. Still, i couldn’t do it so props to that.

  • Brutalizer

    He sucks at guitar hero and rubix cube. What a waste of time. But I’m pretty sure this kid gets laid a million times more than axl.

    • whyowhy

      zero times a million is still zero

      • Brutalizer

        Lol

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kasper-Maigaard/1027001938 Kasper Maigaard

    Fuckyourmother!!!

  • Mike Jones

    The only impressive part of this is that he’s playing guitar hero with his elbow. And still… that’s not impressive.

  • Symbolic

    x-man origins: virgin

  • Mark

    Pfft, let’s see him 100% that shit and get back to us…

  • tim

    youd be surprised about this dude: heres an interview with some questions to the kid

    2. Have you ever competed in either event?
    “No, theyre just hobbies. I never cared enough, and never got good enough at Guitar Hero to compete, and I just didnt think a Rubiks cube speedsolving competition sounded fun/cool.”

    10. What are other interests you have besides the Rubik’s cube thing and video games?
    “I love being outside and running, swimming, or mountain biking. I’m on my high schools cross-country mountain bike racing team. Sometimes I like to draw, but not very often

  • Sandy n Papo

    thats nothing, I can eat chips with my rigth hand while watching some tv

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Anthony-Savana/1383324830 Anthony Savana

    The dudes friend is probably sitting across the room playing it while he pretends to be hitting the notes. Think about it…