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WANNA SEE SOMETHING FUNNY?

 Tuesday, August 11th, 2009 at 11:00am by

Actually, I’m pretty sure it’s just sad. Sad that this band, The Flood, thinks they’re actually doing something original. Sad that they don’t realize they’re ripping off Tool in every way except they aren’t nearly as good. The press release I got about this band says they just wrapped up a tour Static X… hopefully they’ll go right out on another one so I don’t have to ever cross paths with either shitty band again. Jeez. This band is just downright offensive.

-VN

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  • Facebook User

    HOW DARE YOU POST SOMETHING THAT FUCKING SHITTY AND MAKE IT AUTO-PLAY!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kasper-Maigaard/1027001938 Kasper Maigaard

      It doesn’t

      • Uglymicrowave

        sounds like my grandma taking a shit

  • Brandon

    Wow, that was boring. And the singer looks like a mega-douche with his contacts and self-made widow’s peak.

  • moose_knuckle

    Iooks kinda like five finger death punch playing tool really badly…….. its entertaining though.

  • derp

    wow
    this reminds me of that meshuggah ripoff
    and that shitty band that ripped off underoath (the one with the guy who looks like davey havoks little brother)
    how they try to sound exactly like the other bands but clam they dont sound like them/arent influenced by them

  • timmah

    Wow. Terrible.

  • Senior Swanky

    Anyone remember that band LOSA that was on metal blade? They tried doing the same thing.
    FAIL!!!

  • badcatz

    Dud what the fuck..are these guys 4 real ?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Steven-J-Henningsgard/1024517365 Steven J. Henningsgard

    Ick.

  • Holyshit!!!

    LOSA kicked tons of ass, and didnt sound anything like this junk band. Go back and check out their debut album ” The Perfect Moment” iam guessing you never seen LOSA live either huh? I

    • Senior Swanky

      I guess I should of used proper punctuation, Losa had some cool songs but the band above Fails on a epic scale.
      Missed Losa I heard they were cool live.

      Off subject anyone remember the Heavils on Metalblade?

  • b-rad

    why is eddie munster doing the “cabbage patch” dance?

  • http://www.thedevilsdemons.com vincent p

    God damn it. I remember from 2000-2004 EVERY shitty local band sounded like this and they were all “inspired” by Tool. And all bad. Stop it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kasper-Maigaard/1027001938 Kasper Maigaard

    This is amazingly shitty.

  • Joe the Destroyer

    I don’t think it’s too bad other than the singer’s whiny pussy voice.

  • http://hookinmouth.net Hook In Mouth

    I couldn’t even get passed the first minute of the song before shutting it off last night after I got the presser info. Sad, truly sad.

  • ASSHIT

    FUCKING AS SHIT AS TOOL!!!!

  • Sammy

    Vince, I was thoroughly prepared to dismiss your “Tool rip-off” argument. Except, it’s difficult to argue with the truth.

    And what’s with the butter churn dance?

  • DemonicLemming

    I guess Static-X sucks just because they’re nu-metal, eh? Their new album is actually pretty goddamned good, although I’ll never expect to read anything positive about any nu-metal band on this site, just because of the genre they’re in.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/agmkreptile FuckYourGayEmoHaircut

      not entirely true, metalsucks gave a pretty good review for slipknot’s new album.

    • festernaecus

      No, Static-X sucks because they suck, but being nu-metal sure doesn’t help. Sorry kids, it’s an irredeemable genre. Wackest of the wack.

  • Pahkmycah

    What fucking douche-baggery is this?!

  • http://www.myspace.com/437666934 Noel

    wow. ewwww. it also doesnt help thast their band is the title of a tool song. ha.

    • Harry

      Good call

  • TrapThem

    Fuck me running this is bad “hide all your children, tell them no lies. the flood is arriving we’re swarming like flies” that’s just awful

  • Vikingfromhell890

    Garbage….NEXT!

  • cookie

    why is the lead singer making butter, making butter

    • Sammy

      Somebody above beat you to it. Oh, that was me.

      • Deaner

        You win Sammy… now in celebration, let’s watch the video again… wait… never mind

        • Sammy

          What do I win? What do I win?

  • Yes, I made that poop

    See, this is why I’m against software piracy.. no, not because developers and programmers lose money, but because some assclown can download a copy of After Effects and convince functional retards that he can make a FUCKING INSANE VIDEO…

    “DUDE, YOU’LL ALL BE, LIKE, ON A MOUNTAIN AND SHIT, AND I’LL MAKE YOUR EYES GLOW ORANGE, AND THE BEGINNING WILL BE LIKE YOU’RE TRIPPING ON ACID, ONLY INSTEAD OF ACID, IT’S POOP, AND INSTEAD OF TRIPPING, YOU’LL BE EATING IT, AND IT WILL BE AWESOME!!!”

    For fucks sake, man… video copilot that shit or something.

  • Cooter

    I would have preferred it if they had gone all the way with their Tool imitation and had removed themselves from the video. The swirling non-human shit in the background was way more appealing to look at than their dorky ass attempts to look “interesting.” They need to find someone who can stop-motion animate weird fuzzy puppets STAT.

  • ian

    This is what Tool would sound like if Maynard couldn’t sing and the rest of band didn’t know how to play their instruments.

  • dlux

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OMu3zwC_9A

    that’s the primer 55 video. get ready to laugh

  • dlux

    p.s. they have a “beatboxer” in the band

    • Grymmbear

      …who is also a “hype man”.

      EPIC FAIL.

  • braincake

    this isnt real…you cant play a guitar with gloves.

  • Ben

    Fuck did that singer suck

    BUUUUUUT…

    I love the fact that you guys promote the shit out of tons and tons of cookie cutter “tr00 metal” garbage but this is one that offends your delicate sensibilities.

  • deathray76

    I’m sure they impress the hell out of patrons of whatever bar they play at in their town.