HAHAHAHAHAHA… COUGH, COUGH… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, August 12th, 2009 at 3:00pm by Axl Rosenberg

I don’t want to spoil the surprise… just keep in mind that this is Attack Attack!, and then fast-forward to 1:05.

Whomever threw that shit, please e-mail me to claim a prize.

-AR

Thanks to Elise at Reign in Blonde for the tip!


79 COMMENTS on “HAHAHAHAHAHA… COUGH, COUGH… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!”

  1. Ziltoid says:

    XD

    I though his little call-out at the end was funny too.

  2. Fat chubby Jr High kids with tattoos.

    What the hell was thrown?

    • Laura Jontz says:

      it looks like a condom packet since its at warped tour and they love giving away condoms. Which is a wonderful thing because I don’t think anybody wants awful bands like this to reproduce. I know i don’t

  3. o0Stacey0o says:

    HAAAA!!! Its like he was about to say something into the mic after but just backed off and continued to be awful at, well, everything. That, sir, was classic.

  4. “HAHAHAHAHAHA… COUGH, COUGH… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    That was my EXACT reaction. What are you some kind of mindreader?

  5. Zilvrant says:

    Why couldn’t it have been a hand grenade?

  6. wata says:

    They threw it because there was no crabbing going on. And saying “fuck” a lot makes you look tough.

    P.S. The singer has short T-Rex arms.

  7. Colin says:

    Awesome!

    That fucking pussy looked like he was gonna cry.

  8. its fucked up but i once got the singer of unearth tell me how much you hate me but i was there for slayer

  9. ceth says:

    Why does the singer all of the sudden seem to have a slight british accent at the beginning of the video??? Are they not from Ohio and wasnt that accent missing on the interview video that was posted on here a while back?

  10. Incandenza says:

    This video is fucking funny! However, remember that ‘whom’ is reserved for the objective case, whereas ‘who’ is for the subjective.

  11. John says:

    I actually laughed so hard I almost pissed myself.

  12. Facebook User says:

    LOLZ were had

  13. Metal4aHead says:

    These guys missed their true calling in life…..dead bodies.

  14. Facebook User says:

    He was really about to cry through his auto-tuned mic. Wow.

  15. Josh says:

    You can see their consciences eating away at them, its actually kind of sad.

  16. dicknballs says:

    So well spoken and educated too… his parents must be proud.

  17. dlux says:

    this is the shitty attack attack from the states right???? why doesn’t the UK one sue these dicks? at least the UK one is completely revolting.

    • dlux says:

      isn’t completely revolting that is. and p.s. that douche is using the robot voice thingy live….. there are no words….

  18. Milkman says:

    their singer is fat.

  19. goolash says:

    it wasnt a beer bottle so it musnt have hurt that bad, oh well. guess you can the size of this guys pussy by gettin hit by something that didnt seem that bad

  20. TommyLindbergsen says:

    It should have been something that split his skull open……like a tomahawk or a harpoon.

    • zomb eter says:

      yes a tomahawk would have been awesome!
      then you could scalp those fucks so they couldn’t look gay constantly sweeping there hair out of the way and then push it back in there eyes two seconds later!

    • thrAshley says:

      Harpoon. Excellent idea. I would pay to see that.

  21. bearbomb says:

    Assuming the crab position would’ve ducked such an attack on Attack Attack.

  22. Zilvrant says:

    Throw an electric razor at him, either shave off part of his hair or mangle his face…

  23. Reminds me of the time one of the pussies from Underoath…? got hit in the head with an empty water bottle and crumbled to the ground.

  24. Canvas Of Flesh says:

    While I can’t condone throwing anything at someone that’s trying to “perform”, that was a pretty funny video.

  25. Strapping Young Lad says:

    As much as I don’t like these guys, that sucks getting shit thrown at you on stage. I still laughed my ass off.

  26. Seconding the grenade option. This band is terrible, and you can see their self-awareness in their eyes. They KNOW they suck.

    I want to bite their vocalist on the face and give him a disease.

  27. Mary says:

    Its funny to see a guy that looks like he could be carrot tops bastard son trying to act tough. I would’ve thrown another one just to see if he actually would cry that time

  28. Who the hell signs these bands anyway?

  29. I would have more than proudly state that I threw the condom at him! what is he going to do? Crab me?!

  30. Kill All says:

    hahahaha, that’s been the best part of my day so far

  31. myke says:

    i almost threw up my cheeseburger damn that shit was funny. that dude look liked he was gonna cry too

  32. (required) says:

    Whatever that was, it still wasn’t near as bad as the shit they were throwing OFF the stage at the audience.

  33. Insomnivore says:

    Only reason curly didn’t say shit was the effects on that mic were so wet that he’d sound like Kanye West and Elmo’s fucking lovechild.

  34. Jizzmaster3000 says:

    Anyone checked the lyrics for this?

  35. TheHardG says:

    AWESOME!! This band and all those other bands with their sideswept hair and tight pants can go back to their parents garage and cry to each other about how much they suck. Where in the hell do people like this come from??????Wherever it is they should go back.

  36. Rancidcorpse says:

    I THREW IT !!!

  37. DEATHCORERULES says:

    lol

  38. DEATHCORERULES says:

    FUCK ALL U PUSSY MOTHER FUCKERS ATTACK! ATTACK! FUCKING RULES!!!!!

  39. Harry says:

    Jesus, I didn’t realize I would be in such a minority, but I think it sucks that someone threw something at him. The band is pretty bad, but it still takes effort to play metal guitar, get up on stage, and go on tours. I doubt the person who threw the projectile could play anything better and I’m sure there are plenty of people in the audience who are enjoying it.

    • Ricky says:

      He’s playing a guitar, not a “metal” guitar, lol. This band shouldn’t even be categorized under ANY metal subgenre.

  40. Bob says:

    this band may suck many stank ass cocks but that was some cowardly ass punk bullshit.
    where is the honor on that?that takes no balls or skill what so ever?ok maybe some decent aim,but its still gayer than emo to do that.

  41. JesusHeist says:

    Hahahaha.
    Dumb fuck.

  42. jacko says:

    is that guy a midget? or just have really short arms?

  43. derp says:

    god
    these guys are fucking fat

  44. braincake says:

    was he using auto tune? wow.

  45. That just made a bad day good…..lolol

  46. miniPhil says:

    Was anyone else reminded of Perez Hilton’s Will I am video when he says fuck off at the end?

  47. Thats some funny ass shit!

    If only it was a much harder, more dense object like a fucking pool ball we might have seen him cry on stage too.

  48. MetalMatt says:

    Almost as good as when the singer from Serial Joe got beaned by a bottle full of rocks and sand. Split his head open, show over.
    What’s more sad is that I was at a Serial Joe show. And Finger Eleven was the opener. WTF was I doing there?!

    http://www.last.fm/music/Serial+Joe

    http://www.myspace.com/fingereleven

  49. nate says:

    rock is dead

  50. Cod_Metal_King says:

    HAHAHAHA! Laugh? I very nearly shat my pants.

  51. builtforsin says:

    Those are some FAT girls!

  52. Grymmbear says:

    Did he just call the other guy out in auto-tune?

    o_O

  53. groverXIII says:

    If someone would throw actual fecal matter at them, I would like to meet that person and shake their hand (preferably after they wash their hands first).

  54. Phro says:

    You know, I’ve never actually listened to the band before. I just usually giggle along with whatever is written about them and continue on my way.

    But now I feel bad for prejudging the band like that…I was completely wrong…

    Ridicule isn’t enough. They need to be buried in a mound of their own feces and forced to swallow donkey spunk dribbled out of a Tijuana whore’s mouth.

  55. X.Y.Z says:

    Video got taken down.. Rise Records butthurt much?

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