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HAHAHAHAHAHA… COUGH, COUGH… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Wednesday, August 12th, 2009 at 3:00pm by

I don’t want to spoil the surprise… just keep in mind that this is Attack Attack!, and then fast-forward to 1:05.

Whomever threw that shit, please e-mail me to claim a prize.

-AR

Thanks to Elise at Reign in Blonde for the tip!

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  • Ziltoid

    XD

    I though his little call-out at the end was funny too.

    • thrAshley

      He looked like he was going to cry. Haha.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Cefaratti/542463984 Chris Cefaratti

    Fat chubby Jr High kids with tattoos.

    What the hell was thrown?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Laura-Jontz/1707464985 Laura Jontz

      it looks like a condom packet since its at warped tour and they love giving away condoms. Which is a wonderful thing because I don’t think anybody wants awful bands like this to reproduce. I know i don’t

  • o0Stacey0o

    HAAAA!!! Its like he was about to say something into the mic after but just backed off and continued to be awful at, well, everything. That, sir, was classic.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/agmkreptile FuckYourGayEmoHaircut

    “HAHAHAHAHAHA… COUGH, COUGH… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    That was my EXACT reaction. What are you some kind of mindreader?

  • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ Zilvrant

    Why couldn’t it have been a hand grenade?

  • wata

    They threw it because there was no crabbing going on. And saying “fuck” a lot makes you look tough.

    P.S. The singer has short T-Rex arms.

    • canea

      t rex arms. hahaha. these arms are t rex arms.

  • Colin

    Awesome!

    That fucking pussy looked like he was gonna cry.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Logan-Holloway/1100588308 Logan Holloway

    its fucked up but i once got the singer of unearth tell me how much you hate me but i was there for slayer

  • ceth

    Why does the singer all of the sudden seem to have a slight british accent at the beginning of the video??? Are they not from Ohio and wasnt that accent missing on the interview video that was posted on here a while back?

    • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ Zilvrant

      He wants to be Jamaican, just like Robert Plant…two of rock’s best vocalists apparently share an affinity for the same island.

  • Incandenza

    This video is fucking funny! However, remember that ‘whom’ is reserved for the objective case, whereas ‘who’ is for the subjective.

  • John

    I actually laughed so hard I almost pissed myself.

  • Facebook User

    LOLZ were had

  • Metal4aHead

    These guys missed their true calling in life…..dead bodies.

    • T

      troo fuckin dat

    • plumber

      Hahaha….that is fucking hilarious!

  • Facebook User

    He was really about to cry through his auto-tuned mic. Wow.

  • http://myspace.com/whitearmsofathena Josh

    You can see their consciences eating away at them, its actually kind of sad.

  • dicknballs

    So well spoken and educated too… his parents must be proud.

  • dlux

    this is the shitty attack attack from the states right???? why doesn’t the UK one sue these dicks? at least the UK one is completely revolting.

    • dlux

      isn’t completely revolting that is. and p.s. that douche is using the robot voice thingy live….. there are no words….

  • Milkman

    their singer is fat.

  • goolash

    it wasnt a beer bottle so it musnt have hurt that bad, oh well. guess you can the size of this guys pussy by gettin hit by something that didnt seem that bad

  • TommyLindbergsen

    It should have been something that split his skull open……like a tomahawk or a harpoon.

    • zomb eter

      yes a tomahawk would have been awesome!
      then you could scalp those fucks so they couldn’t look gay constantly sweeping there hair out of the way and then push it back in there eyes two seconds later!

    • thrAshley

      Harpoon. Excellent idea. I would pay to see that.

  • bearbomb

    Assuming the crab position would’ve ducked such an attack on Attack Attack.

    • TommyLindbergsen

      It’s hard to miss those fatasses…even if they were assuming the crab position.

    • Grymmbear

      Your skill with aliteration is fucking AWESOME.

  • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ Zilvrant

    Throw an electric razor at him, either shave off part of his hair or mangle his face…

    • Dlabs

      better yet just toss a frag grenade or anything highly explosive at lethal velocity

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Farhaad-Esfandiary/501309890 Farhaad Esfandiary

    Reminds me of the time one of the pussies from Underoath…? got hit in the head with an empty water bottle and crumbled to the ground.

  • Canvas Of Flesh

    While I can’t condone throwing anything at someone that’s trying to “perform”, that was a pretty funny video.

  • Strapping Young Lad

    As much as I don’t like these guys, that sucks getting shit thrown at you on stage. I still laughed my ass off.

  • http://myspace.com/hoplite Travis Conquest

    Seconding the grenade option. This band is terrible, and you can see their self-awareness in their eyes. They KNOW they suck.

    I want to bite their vocalist on the face and give him a disease.

  • Mary

    Its funny to see a guy that looks like he could be carrot tops bastard son trying to act tough. I would’ve thrown another one just to see if he actually would cry that time

  • http://hookinmouth.net Hook In Mouth

    Who the hell signs these bands anyway?

    • Tommy Lindbergsen

      Disney.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/James-Kremmer/73409604 James Kremmer

    I would have more than proudly state that I threw the condom at him! what is he going to do? Crab me?!

  • Kill All

    hahahaha, that’s been the best part of my day so far

  • myke

    i almost threw up my cheeseburger damn that shit was funny. that dude look liked he was gonna cry too

  • (required)

    Whatever that was, it still wasn’t near as bad as the shit they were throwing OFF the stage at the audience.

  • Insomnivore

    Only reason curly didn’t say shit was the effects on that mic were so wet that he’d sound like Kanye West and Elmo’s fucking lovechild.

    • Grymmbear

      Agreed. Auto-tune live = no talent.

  • Jizzmaster3000

    Anyone checked the lyrics for this?

  • TheHardG

    AWESOME!! This band and all those other bands with their sideswept hair and tight pants can go back to their parents garage and cry to each other about how much they suck. Where in the hell do people like this come from??????Wherever it is they should go back.

  • Rancidcorpse

    I THREW IT !!!

  • DEATHCORERULES

    lol

  • DEATHCORERULES

    FUCK ALL U PUSSY MOTHER FUCKERS ATTACK! ATTACK! FUCKING RULES!!!!!

    • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ ipc4me

      FUCK YA MAN DAS RITE, WHENEVRE IM NOT LISENNING TO ICP I ALWAYZ DIG ME SUM MUTHAFKCUIN ATTACH ATTIC!! DEY FUCKIN SLAY MAN DAS SUM FUCKIN HEAVY ASS SHIT N ANY1 WHO DONT THINK SO IS FUCKED IN DA HEAD!! ATTACK ATACK FUCKIN RULE N SHIT ALL U MUST B GAYYYY

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mary-Bowers/604122104 Mary

        Come back when you pass the forth grade english……

      • Jamie

        ha. hahahaha. ha.

      • Strapping Young Lad

        this band is just too hardcoreeee for mee.

    • Spanky

      They are talking about Attack Attack! dumbass, not Attack! Attack!

      • Polska

        icp4me must be a joke. hes posted ridiculous shit before. either that, or hes retarded. like literally. i think theres a pc with internet available at the local library and hes not nothing else better to do with his time

        • http://buttor.blogspot.com Buttor

          And the fact that the link on its nickname points to a metal blog should give you a hint on who that is…

  • Harry

    Jesus, I didn’t realize I would be in such a minority, but I think it sucks that someone threw something at him. The band is pretty bad, but it still takes effort to play metal guitar, get up on stage, and go on tours. I doubt the person who threw the projectile could play anything better and I’m sure there are plenty of people in the audience who are enjoying it.

    • Ricky

      He’s playing a guitar, not a “metal” guitar, lol. This band shouldn’t even be categorized under ANY metal subgenre.

  • Bob

    this band may suck many stank ass cocks but that was some cowardly ass punk bullshit.
    where is the honor on that?that takes no balls or skill what so ever?ok maybe some decent aim,but its still gayer than emo to do that.

    • Bob

      corrections:
      “honor in that”
      and remove that question mark after what so ever and …we’re done

  • JesusHeist

    Hahahaha.
    Dumb fuck.

  • jacko

    is that guy a midget? or just have really short arms?

    • Fufkin

      Trexcore

  • derp

    god
    these guys are fucking fat

  • braincake

    was he using auto tune? wow.

  • http://www.welovemetal.com We Love Metal

    That just made a bad day good…..lolol

  • miniPhil

    Was anyone else reminded of Perez Hilton’s Will I am video when he says fuck off at the end?

  • http://www.ftsmetal.com FTSMETALDOTCOM

    Thats some funny ass shit!

    If only it was a much harder, more dense object like a fucking pool ball we might have seen him cry on stage too.

  • http://www.kingdomofnoise.blogspot.com MetalMatt

    Almost as good as when the singer from Serial Joe got beaned by a bottle full of rocks and sand. Split his head open, show over.
    What’s more sad is that I was at a Serial Joe show. And Finger Eleven was the opener. WTF was I doing there?!

    http://www.last.fm/music/Serial+Joe

    http://www.myspace.com/fingereleven

  • nate

    rock is dead

  • Cod_Metal_King

    HAHAHAHA! Laugh? I very nearly shat my pants.

  • builtforsin

    Those are some FAT girls!

  • Grymmbear

    Did he just call the other guy out in auto-tune?

    o_O

  • groverXIII

    If someone would throw actual fecal matter at them, I would like to meet that person and shake their hand (preferably after they wash their hands first).

  • Phro

    You know, I’ve never actually listened to the band before. I just usually giggle along with whatever is written about them and continue on my way.

    But now I feel bad for prejudging the band like that…I was completely wrong…

    Ridicule isn’t enough. They need to be buried in a mound of their own feces and forced to swallow donkey spunk dribbled out of a Tijuana whore’s mouth.

  • X.Y.Z

    Video got taken down.. Rise Records butthurt much?

  • d00shc00gr

    Does anyone know where i can actually see this video?