Comments on: DEAR D. RANDALL BLYTHE: DON’T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB

By: nick

nick — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 05:18:23 +0000

By: Sam

Sam — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 13:25:00 +0000

Candyman’s in this shit?

By: Santa Claus

Santa Claus — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 12:54:47 +0000

Cant we just go back to the good ‘ol days? When somebodys head blew up, sparks shot out.

By: Sandy n Papo

Sandy n Papo — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 05:59:57 +0000

that priest is so metal!!, just listen to his voice…………….btw, what a crappy effects

By: Big Tricky

Big Tricky — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 22:31:43 +0000

I don’t know, that looks like it might be kinda funny-awful to me.

By: Justin

Justin — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 20:57:00 +0000

Huh. I prefer Sleepaway Camp 2 to the first because I thought of the second one as a horror-comedy, while the first one was more of a straight up horror movie (with a twist at the end). I wouldn’t call Sleepaway Camp 1 “funny awful”.

By: jason

jason — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 20:20:39 +0000

Is KNB the company who did the VFX work for this? I just think if you’re gonna cheese it up, then you better just really go for it…ya know? Cronenberg these folks are not.

By: Lady Death

Lady Death — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 20:08:24 +0000

For some reason this trailer reminded me of this movie http://www.bitchslapmovie.com/

If nothing else, more cleavage for Axl.

By: DecrystallizingReason

DecrystallizingReason — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 20:00:26 +0000

My only hope for this movie is that that chick’s shirt comes off.

By: CrapMcPoopin

CrapMcPoopin — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 19:57:40 +0000

I am too… but the problem is CG blood is cheaper than good looking fake blood.

KNB are like the best, and one of the most expensive FX’s companies to work with.

By: \m/Eluveitie\m/

\m/Eluveitie\m/ — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 19:57:14 +0000

“I obviously really like all the cleavage at the start of the trailer”

I dunno, there’s something about the way you stressed that with the “obviously” that screams “Axl is a flaming homosexual”…not that it was any big secret

By: Slender

Slender — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 19:43:39 +0000

What the fuck….. Dude it looks so lame but I know i’m going to watch it just for Good’ole randy and I bet you all will.

By: dlux

dlux — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 19:12:52 +0000

there is NO way this will be in theaters. the trailer screams direct to dvd.

By: deanerhead

deanerhead — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 18:33:50 +0000

“In other words: VO work for Cradle of Filth is still the best thing Tony Todd has done in years.”

Hey Axl, Tony Todd was in both seasons 3 and 7 of 24 (playing different characters no less). Season 6 was the worst season…just terrible. And yet I’d rather watch it in one combined sitting than listen to one song by COF.

By: jason

jason — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 18:12:10 +0000

I am diametrically opposed to the use of CG blood and gore in horror movies. You simply cannot beat the visceral grit of the ol’ red dye #5 and Karo syrup splatter.

By: jtquake

jtquake — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:50:08 +0000

looks so bad it IS funny.

i kept asking myself “is that a joke?” during the trailer.

but i’ll undoubtedly see it when it comes out.

By: Johnny

Johnny — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:48:25 +0000

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

By: Seb

Seb — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:36:45 +0000

i thought he was great! he couldnt have been less scary. bless him

By: xXxDarkfoxXx

xXxDarkfoxXx — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:34:04 +0000

Whats up with the pig nosed guy?

By: Shinaain

Shinaain — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:32:30 +0000

Come on, Axl. You know you’re going to see it, anyway.

IMO, horror movies ARE awful and that’s pretty much what I expect, regardless. The less seriously I can take whatever is going on, the better I like it. But then I STILL LMAO at “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.” It just never gets old. And Randy Blythe as a deacon? I’m there. (I don’t think this is what my mother had in mind when she was trying to get me back in to church, but still.)

In the same vein, wonder what happened to that really awful-looking, super low-budget zombie flick Mick Thomson was in. THAT could have been fun…